* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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A $4bn biz without a live product just broke the record for the amount paid for a domain name. WTF is going on?

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the FCA money-laundering regs require photo ID to prove you're you you have photo ID

FTFY

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Re: "Has whoever sold the domain actually got the money?"

"MicroStrategy received the money in cash on May 30"

They're probably still staring at each other saying "Did we really just do that?".

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Re: Dunning Krugerands

Credit actually due to another commentard a few weeks ago. Unfortunately I can't remember who.

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"It did however just spend $30m on a single domain name, and so garnered more press attention."

Has whoever sold the domain actually got the money? In real dollars, not Dunning Krugerands? Just asking.

Summer's here, where's Windows 10 19H2? For Microsoft, spring ends whenever the heck it says so stop asking

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Alternatively they could adopt the 1st movement of Mahler 1 as a theme tune - sometimes known as "Spring without end".

The autumn release, of course, has an existing internet meme to adopt, Eternal September.

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Re: Light bulbs and printers...

I had a similar experience with a cousin's new printer. In that case it was supposed to be set up via his W10 laptop. Between them, as I eventually worked out, they contrived - repeatably - to set it up on the wrong subnet. Much the same solution - USB cable and, in this case, his ancient Dell running Linux.

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Re: Disappointing

Gotta leave something on the table for commentards.

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Re: Good reason

GE marketing?

The guy who thought it up?

Some guilt there, I would think.

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Re: What about if, during the fourth cycle, you panicked and turned it off after just seven seconds?

And what about when you get to seven in the fourth cycle & start to think you might have missed three back in the second cycle?

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I doubt they've incorporated actual H/W to do all this timing so it's a S/W function. Now why would you ever need to reset a light bulb for any other reason than the S/W having drifted off into a state in the wide blue yonder and no longer functioning as you'd expect?

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Re: Well, yes.

people who purchase so-called "smart" thingies are rarely actually smart

That's because the thingies are only smart by comparison.

Queue baa, Libra: People will buy what Facebook's selling. They shouldn't, but they will

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"Which digital company has the worst possible reputation for the mismanagement of the personal data of its customers?"

But who are the customers and who are the product?

Good old British 'fair play' is the answer to vexed Huawei question, claims security minister

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"The Chatham House Rule states that what is said at a particular meeting or event may be repeated but not attributed."

There seems to be an exception for HMG ministers who want to be quoted.

DXC: We've told UK government that up to 2,150 heads could roll in latest job cuts

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Clients, real and potential, should take note of these VRs. When the dust settles it means the best are gone. Who do you want to do your work?

Comms room, comms room, comms room is on fire – we don't need no water, let the engineer burn

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Re: And then some fool fills up a car with Li-ion...

"the risk associated with hydrogen cells in everyday cars."

Or trains: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/business-48698044/hydrogen-trains-are-these-the-eco-friendly-trains-of-the-future

Don't panic: Dixons Carphone's share price crashes 30% after statutory losses hit £329m

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All these markets which look like they're growing exponentially aren't. It's really a sigmoidal growth curve. Yet every time folk are amazed to find it's levelled off. Every time.

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Re: Why even bother buying on-line?

"I can walk there plus there's a decent pub on the walk home."

If it's there on the way home it's also there on the way there. Cut out the middle man and just walk to the pub.

Autonomy integration was a 'sh!t show', HP director tells court

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Re: Commodity Ownership

It seemed his CFO did challenge him but it was ignored as just an opinion.

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Re: I'm confused

"being conned doesn't mean you deserve to lose your money."

AIUI HP were bidding (or at least Leo was bidding) against Larry. When you outbid another would-be buyer you set the price. It looks as if the price he they decided to bid was based on the value that they hoped to gain by integrating into their product line rather than on past sales.

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"He oversaw the due diligence process, he said."

Not only was it overseen but someone claims/admits to doing that!

Now you can have a twist of 2019 in your 2012: Microsoft goes back to the future with Edge on Windows 7/8

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Re: ⚙️

No Apple here. No Windows. Usable GUI? Of course. Maybe I know something you don't. What's more, I've known it since before Windows existed.

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Re: "why don't I just continue using Chrome then"

How about a combination of both?

Tech jocks tell Trump: Tariff tiff with China will not achieve what you think it will achieve

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Re: what is EU slapping currently on imports from China ?

That was a bright idea from long ago in the UK. In order to build an electronics components industry slap a tax on components.

Just components.

Assembled boards etc. were fine so there was less duty paid on the imported components when they were part of an imported item than being imported to be assembled in the UK. At that time any board contained components from all over the world, there was no way any manufacturer could source all its components from any one country let alone the UK. The result was that there was an incentive to offshore assembly. With off-shored assembly there was less home market for component manufacturers.

Question: why did this bright idea not result in a vibrant, cutting edge UK electronic component manufacturing industry?

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"lower middle class and working class people "

They're also the people who'll complain when the price of stuff they buy goes up.

Shut the barn door: UK data watchdog tells MPs mass slurping by firms is a huge risk to privacy

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Re: It's Here

I'm sure there would have been ways to get him remove it quicker. Order a ton of expanded polystyrene beans, for instance.

Vivaldi to give abusive sites the middle finger with built-in ad blocking

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"Abusive ... includes ads that resemble OS dialogues, "

One of the many good things about being able to determine what your OS dialog look like is that you can dodge that bullet without even trying.

We knew it was coming: Bureaucratic cockup triggers '6-month' delay of age verification block on porno in the UK

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Re: This was always May's toy

More likely the Home Office's so that accounts for both puppets, May and Javid.

Kids can be so crurl: Lead dev unchuffed with Google's plan to remake curl in its own image

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Re: Black Choppers overhead.

"They probably won't stick adverts on it"

Maybe not at first...

UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros

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Re: wow!

"Must check out the Martin Bros"

Basically they were as mad as a box of frogs. Each and every one. A straightforward pot will cost quite a bit but a Wally Bird...

UK's GDS head Kevin Cunnington leaves to tell world+dog how (not) to do digital

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Re: If this...

"The National Audit Office has repeatedly said it could not identify any of GDS's claimed savings with any certainty."

If this is correct, then it begs the question as to how ANY of the financial business cases for any of these projects or initiatives were signed off in the first place

That's an easy one. They're signed off on the basis of what they claim they're going to save. When they fail to make good on their claims it's too late. They can't be unsigned. The real question is, having had a project failed by the NAO, are those who signed it off allowed to sign off more? I'm sure they are - lessons been learned and all that.

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Coat

Does he have a Cunnington plan?

Coat. Where is it? I left it here somewhere.

Spin the wheel and find today's leaky cloud DB... *clack clack... clack* A huge trove of medical malpractice complaints

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It's high time personal data handling was treated similarly to financial services and other professions. Above some minimum combination of volume and sensitivity businesses should be licensed and subject to spot checks. Maybe a requirement for individuals in senior management to be licensed. Unlicensed businesses and their operators fined heavily. The boards of businesses that are wound up or go into Chapter 11 etc. and thereby avoid fines face imprisonment. GDPR goes so far but only catches offenders after complaints. There's a need for enforcement to be pro-active.

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Re: Today's lesson is:

Today's and everyday's.

Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors

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Re: Liabilities

Unnecessary step. AFAIK the workflow is:

Company -> Chapter 11 -> Same company.

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Re: um

Presumably the judge has the ability not to grant protection. Has anyone out there sufficient knowledge of US law to say whether that would be the appropriate course of action in this case?

Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog

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It seems to have disappeared from the cache now.

As a non-GDS site you could actually see a reasonable amount of stuff on-screen at one time without the GDS trademark white space, large fonts and flaccid prose.

UK industry calls for delay of IR35 off-payroll tax rules to private sector

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Re: Obviously the offshorers and integrators will love this

Really cutting out the middleman is contracting direct, company to company, without any agent, in-house or not. My experience, probably not everyone's was that, at least where the clients were SMBs.

On a wider scale I wonder if there's scope for a freelancer owned agency. Not so much a group of freelancers doing their own pimping but a regular Ltd Co with the shares spread out between freelancers with the board drawn from the shareholders. The purpose wouldn't be to find work for just the shareholders, it would need a wider resource base, but to ensure that there was at least one agency drawing up proper IR35-resistant contracts and maybe educating clients.

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Re: I am HMRC's target

"Two taxation systems.

That is the essential problem.

People are taxed one way, and companies a completely different way"

Not really a problem, just a reflection of different modes of operation.

If you operate a freelancing company you should run it as a company. It's not, or shouldn't be, a conduit for cash straight to the worker's pocket, nor should it be a vehicle for strange financial shenanigans involving loans with peculiar T&Cs or the like. I don't have too much sympathy with those who run into problems with doing the latter. A little sympathy if they were suckered into it by some smart salesman pushing a financial package to make a commission but they should remember if it looks too good to be true it probably is.

If you're an employee of a company that you don't own you'll expect your employee to take incoming cash, pay your salary, employer's NI, put aside cash to pay your holiday, sick pay, [mp]aternal leave and any employer's pension contributions. Also to continue paying your salary if things get a bit slack. A freelancer's company should so just that. In particular the client pays for instant availability - the regular greeting of an agent is "Are you available?". "Available" almost invariably means out of contract and possibly having been so for some considerable time. Providing that availability is an overhead for the the business.

Envious of freelancers? If you think you can hack it, including providing the availability, join in. If you can't, keep quiet, the freelancers are doing things differently to the way you choose to do them.

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Re: IR35 Exemptions

"a special arrangement with HMRC whereby their contractors were exempt from IR35"

If it were me I'd want to go through the documentation with a fine tooth comb before believing it.

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Re: Obviously the offshorers and integrators will love this

"get some more TCS/WIPRO/MASTEK/Capita/Generic Body shop people"

Then they'll need some more good freelancers to repair the damage and integrate the repaired product into the business.

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Re: Bound to fail

he left to go contracting because his "developer" job consisted of nothing but interviewing people.

It depends on who he was interviewing. If you mean interviewing new recruits, maybe he was right. If it was interviewing users to find out what was needed then maybe he needs to widen his view of development.

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A clear admission of how big a mistake it was combined with being a poor loser.

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Re: I guess I misunderstood the situation

"Define economy. EU has exclusive (in)competence in a lot of political and economic areas, not all of which serve UK economic interests."

The EU isn't them, it's us, or at least has been for a few decades. As long as we've been in the EU we've been in the decision making process.

"Brexit just means having UK hands on those levers, and less money flowing to the EU to bankroll EUrocrat's lifestyles"

Brexit means taking our hands off those levers. The impact of that depends on the role the EU continues to play as a suppler and customer. There are a couple of alternative outcomes after the transition period (if any). One is that they don't in which case you'd better hope those unicorns come galloping over the horizon otherwise a good deal of the economy is goingto go the same way as Honda and Scunthorpe steel works. The other is that they continue to be a significant part of the economy in which case you might then start wondering just why it was that we took our hands off those levers.

Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget

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"According to market research firm IHS Markit, smart TVs represented 70 per cent of all goggle-boxes shipped last year globally."

What a pity their market research didn't extend to something really useful: listing the 30%.

Sad SACK: Linux PCs, servers, gadgets may be crashed by 'Ping of Death' network packets

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Re: A few things

"modifications to /proc and its kids won't hang around when the system is rebooted."

Just add a line to an init script to make the mod.

"I would guess that ... the device that is going to crash... is the network route"

That's the worry. Are proprietary routers going to get firmware updates?

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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Slow learners.

Frontiersman Cray snags $50m storage contract for 'largest single filesystem'

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Will HPE have fired the engineers before they've managed to deliver it?

Why are fervid Googlers making ad-blocker-breaking changes to Chrome? Because they created a monster – and are fighting to secure it

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"There is no CVE issue here because extensions are opt-in, and what they can do is disclosed to the users choosing to install them,"

That depends the honesty of whoever writes the description and the freedom from bugs of what's being described.

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

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Re: Talking of which ...

"Ironically while all the focus was on SCO and Linux (and by extension/FUD, open source in general), it was MS who really came a cropper."

What happened to that one eventually? AFAICS it seems to amount to "let's pull data out of a transaction database into a reporting database and patent the idea".

US can try extraditing Julian Assange next year, rules UK court

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Re: why the remeote video link ?

I think originally it was for security reasons. Now, more likely for economic reasons; it saves on having to provide prisoner escort.

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