* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: Brexit, the never-ending story

"No deal also means we have to restart every single existing trade deal, which takes years"

But hey, we've got South Korea and, now, southern Africa signed up. Who needs trade deals with a prosperous continent just on our doorstep?

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Re: Bring it on!

"bring back prawn cocktail crisps"

No, bring back lamb and mint sauce crisps.

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Re: What's in a name?

"Democracy is being able to change your mind."

OTOH some things in real life are not so easily changed. Getting back into the EU might prove rather difficult and come at a cost of such things as adopting the Euro. That's why insisting on a large majority for a change to the status quo would have been the right way to have run the referendum.

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Re: What's in a name?

"People knew they were voting for an eventually dead person all along."

Perhaps only terminally ill politicians should become PM so we can change them without too long a delay.

Fairphone 3 stripped to the modular essentials: Glue? What glue?

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"Tool-less battery removal".

Let it go. It's never coming back.

Maybe it never went away.

I finally replaced my pre-smartphone Nokia with a new Android Nokia a few weeks ago. It has a removable battery almost like the old one. The only disappointment was that it wasn't the same size as the previous model so I couldn't use the old battery as a spare.

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Re: At the risk of making myself unpopular

"a very finite lifespan and new sale in waiting."

But not necessarily a sale for the same vendor.

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Re: A commendable effort

"It seems that at least five people think that the Fairphone people can't go bust, but decline to state why Fairphone should be immune to the laws of economics."

Other manufacturers are also not immune from the laws of economics. From that point of view it seems a tad unreasonable to aim this as a specific criticism. The previous point was a fair one; it makes no difference how long a manufacturer remains in business if they're not prepared to support their products with spares.

Incoming... Trump! Notebook makers ramp production to avoid next tidal wave of US trade tariffs

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Re: I hope they impeach his ass.

"All those tarrifs do is hurt the economies of everyone including America by forcing the _customers_ to pay more for the goods affected."

US does not rule the world however much it might think it does. The tariffs are paid by US customers. Here in the rest (i.e. most) of the world they have no effect.

A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it

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That's if some vigilante crater crusader hasn't already daubed massive yellow knobs around them, like Cambridge's "Wanksy".

Shouldn't this be c) on your list with "Do nothing" as d)? Unless, of course, commentards have other items for the list.

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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Re: It strikes me that the *only* application that requires my location

Photography adding location to exif data?

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"The answer, in case you’re wondering, is to delete the Facebook app from your phone."

The second best answer. The best is never to have had it there in the first place.

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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All that sulphur

That sulphur release should surely have resulted in enrichment of the K-T boundary deposits. I wonder if anyone's looked for it.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

I remember the tables but not what they said. I wonder if I can find an old red exercise book somewhere.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

"For small volumes of liquid it's more accurate to weigh, unless you have a narrow measuring jug."

Maybe a burette should be standard kitchen equipment.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

I always reckoned that instead of decimalisation of the pound we should have gone with 256 pence to the pound instead of 240 and a new shilling of 16 pence.

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"Not all the dinosaurs died that day"

Definitely not. There are plenty flying about today.

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Re: I'm pretty sure ...

"shocked pink granite"

The dinosaurs were quite surprised as well.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

"Metric system is based in absolute science, whilst imperial is based upon the size of some dead guy's foot."

<Cough>

Metric is based on most people having 10 fingers or, if you prefer, 10 toes. Not very different to a foot, really.

Imperial, at least as pounds and ounces are concerned, is binary.

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Re: Fahrenheit?

"What is more accurate to say is that the metric system is based on decimal units"

Which makes it terribly old-fashioned in a binary/octal/hex world. We really should drop it in favour of something more logical.

Welcome to The Reg's poetry corner... hiQ once again / beats LinkedIn on web scrape case / more appeals await

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Re: "May have been (at least in US law) legal"

Yes, it surprised me. I thought it sound have been covered by T&Cs/contract terms.

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Re: "May have been (at least in US law) legal"

Article 3 of the GDPR states "This Regulation applies to the processing of personal data of data subjects who are in the Union by a controller or processor not established in the Union".

So if the data subject is an EU citizen

No. By virtue of what you quoted, all the subject has to be is in the EU. It doesn't matter whether or not they're a citizen. Of course if the Prime Numpty gets his way it won't make any difference to those of us in the UK after October 31st.

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Re: The Obvious Comeback...

Yes, but Goldfinger didn't have a hollowed out volcano.

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

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As you said, the relevant figure for petrol stations is number of pumps. Then, in order to make a sensible comparison, divide the count of chargers and pumps by the time needed to load up a unit distance's worth of juice. I doubt that charging capacity will be more than a tiny fraction of refueling capacity.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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Re: hmm

No, it was my wife's birthday, not my mother's.

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Re: And as for following simple instructions

"I'd have asked to speak to someone more senior and told them exactly what kind of trouble was being caused by their none compliance."

Just charge 150 people's unproductive morning's salaries and the travel costs to their cost centre. Let their more senior person explain it to the beancounters. That's a bit closer to the BOFH solution.

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Re: Any key

The M/B on my Mythbox reports no keyboard on POST although the BIOS has a configuration variable set to tell it there's no keyboard. It doesn't, however, wait for an F1. For those wondering about this, the keyboard is simulated by the IR remote kit but only when the drivers get loaded.

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Re: hmm

"Eventually, his colleagues in the call centre tried to convince me that my house was the correct address but in the wrong place"

It sounds a bit like an insurance company's call centre I had dealings with. Someone had swapped the day and month numbers on SWMBO's date of birth on data entry. As a result they were effectively trying to tell me I'd survived several decade's of marriage without knowing my wife's birthday.

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Re: hmm

If so put them on the phone. They probably have more idea than you.

GDP-arrrrrrgggghhh! A no-deal Brexit: So what are you going to do with all that lovely data?

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Re: Goodbye-ee!

I find it one of life's little ironies that Rudd, despite being subject to HO capture as a minister, is pro-EU. I suppose it just goes to show her lack of understanding about what the HO was and is up to.

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Re: Brexshit

"200 mile fishing zone like Norway, Iceland"

AIUI a good proportion of the UK catch is sold to the EU as the prices are better there. The value of an extended fishing zone would have to be offset against the cost of tariffs when selling to the EU.

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Re: But didn't parliament vote against a no-deal Brexit?

Or Boris could sit in the House of Commons and say, "No, I will not obey the law, and as you've refused to hold an election twice, what are you going to do about it anyway?"

Impeach him.

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Re: Goodbye-ee!

There are two good reasons to be in the EU. One is economic. The other, as you have so rightly reminded us, is that the EU is a far better safeguards of our rights than any UK govt. of recent years.

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Maybe you should think that one through a bit more. J R-M has moved his company out of the UK into the EU. What does that tell you about his estimate of the effects of his political policy on UK as a place to do business? Is that a mitigation any UK employee of any UK business thinks would be in their individual interest?

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Re: Unlikely now anyway

1. "The greatest ever majority in the referendum" was pretty well a dead heat. A simple majority may be fine in first past the post voting for an MP you'll be able to change in five years time. We don't make much use of referenda. Those countries that do usually require a very substantial majority to make a permanent change to the status quo. Failing to do so is at the core of the govt's problems since then. And let's not forget that word "advisory".

2. " the expressed wishes of 80% of the electorate" At the last general election the turnout was a little under 69% so your 80% is total and utter bollocks on this ground alone. Secondly no one party got even 50% or the votes who did turn out. More bollocks. And the only thing that the electorate are asked to vote on is their choice of candidate in their constituency, all of whom will have a wide variety of policies, individual and party, so there is no direct way of arguing from the vote to any particular policy. Which leads us to..

3. It's the successful candidates, voted in at the last general election who are now challenging a PM determined to ride rough-shod over Parliament in almost as arrogant a fashion as Charles I. That's representative democracy in action.

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Re: But didn't parliament vote against a no-deal Brexit?

"everyone wants EU membership to become a historical issue rather than one that keeps rising from the dead.."

1. Not everyone.

2. If it does become a historical issue the consequences will ensure it keeps rising from the dead.

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Re: But didn't parliament vote against a no-deal Brexit?

The limits of jurisdiction of Parliamentary legislation lay somewhere between the tides and the actions of HMG.

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Re: But didn't parliament vote against a no-deal Brexit?

Labour will probably agree to an election once the immediate threat of 'no deal' is off the table. If they do this (as they suggest) once the no deal bill has had royal assent, but before the extension is asked for then it's possible Johnson could wait, hold the election in mid October, win a majority and repeal the new law to untie his hands.

I think Starmer realises this. Even Corbyn might realise it. It's a possibility but less of a probability.

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Re: Unlikely now anyway

On the whole I agree with you except that at last Parliament seems to be asserting itself.

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Re: Unlikely now anyway

"Lets face it, the Democracy, such as it was, is dead."

We have a Parliamentary democracy. With Parliament finally getting round to asserting itself democracy seems to be doing fairly well at the moment.

Cash carousel spun between Filetek and Autonomy, Lynch employee tells court

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Re: Dr Syntax

Was that where he set out in search of the picturesque? https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/553661347927446184/?nic=1

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It always seems to come back to Egan who has immunity from prosecution in the US.

HP Inc waves bye to EMEA president with 'immediate effect'

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Possibly but HPE and HP Inc (or HP Ink to use the el Reg standard) are now two different businesses.

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"A healthy grey market in HP supplies hasn't helped authorised sellers by putting pressure on authorised sellers."

There's always an alternative approach open to HP: competitive pricing.

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

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A year or so ago I ordered a left hand door mirror for SWMBO's car.

Despite being in all day when DPD were supposed to deliver it there was no sign of it and shortly after it was due to be delivered a note appeared on the web site saying that there was nobody in and they'd left a card. There was no card in our letter box. I reckoned that the basic problem was that we have no house number but a spelled out number is in the house name and the site ordered from had no concept of an address without a number. I realised they'd attempted to deliver to a numbered house down the road.

After much effort I finally got a phone number for DPD that didn't immediately drop through to an automated system that told me the package had not been able to be delivered (the first time I keyed in the package number; all subsequent attempts to any DPD customer disservice number would recognise my number from CLI and not even bother asking). The parcel was then sent out with the corrected label. At the appropriate time courier with an anonymous white van turned up so I went to meet him to ensure he didn't escape. I was handed a package. Not, unfortunately a DPD-shipped package but another one I was expecting. I went back indoors and found the familiar note on the website - not in, left card. I'm sure it was the same white-van man contracting for both firms and, presumably recognising the packaging and not bothering with the label, attempted to deliver to the same wrong house.

Despite the fact that they'd never actually attempted to deliver to the right house DPD insisted I'd had the due number of attempted deliveries and took it to the collection point miles away. I drove over there, picked up the box and took it home. I opened the box and found a right hand mirror.

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Re: Deliberately obnoxious

Our neighbour in Lisburn (N Ireland) was in the "Greenfinches" (rather like PCSOs today). A group of French tourists parked in the control zone where you're not supposed to leave a car unattended in the middle of town & went shopping. When they returned they insisted, I'm not sure how, that none of them knew any English. My take on it was that they should have discussed calling the bomb squad to deal with it, i.e. blow the bloody doors and boot lid off. I reckoned there would have been a miraculous recovery of linguistic skills.

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Re: So it's not only Wagon Wheels...

These days I call them Wheelbarrow Wheels. The main difference is that with a wheelbarrow one is sufficient.

In Hemel Hempstead, cycling is as bad as taking a leak in the middle of the street

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Re: I swear...

"We get banned from driving for dangerous driving or drinking or drugging while driving"

This is the core problem. Drivers can be held responsible and too many non-drivers take this as licence to be irresponsible. It's so much easier to not have to bother to take any responsibility for your own safety if the entire effort can be dumped on someone else.

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"One thing that has surprised me is that they all to a one dismount before going in the supermarket."

Don't say things like that. Just don't. We all know what'll happen next.

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Re: Banning Cyclists

IME the zebra crossing is optional.

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Re: Species of cyclists

"My house is on a route that climbs several hundred metres and is a challenge for sports riders"

I live in a similar area but my experience is different. Too many of them are self-entitled twats. There also seems to be a cycle club that annually feels entitled to simply take over the lanes to hold some sort of event, even setting themselves up to act as policemen on point duty whilst singularly lacking the skills to do that.

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