* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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IR35 blame game: Barclays to halt off-payroll contractors, goes directly to PAYE

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Re: Interesting

The average domestic painting, plumbing or whatever projects lasts a few days (at least the home-owner hopes so!). The average IT project might last from months to years. That's why an IT contractor might be there for longer.

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Re: How's this supposed to work?

"So put it in your wife's name"

That would still be beneficial ownership - unless you're divorced in which case it would be ex-wife. (Or other spouse as appropriate.)

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Re: How's this supposed to work?

Dammit! More, not less.

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Re: IR35 idiocy

"Most Brits cannot speak another language, so Anglophone countries only, more or less. And for many people, uprooting your whole family because you have to pay tax is not going to fly as an idea."

For a spell I did a weekly commute to N Ireland. Dublin would be just as commutable.

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The alternative approach will be to ensure contract and day-to-day working terms are outside IR35. It depends on how the various client companies - and agencies - see their interests.

OTOH, post Brexit, will there be enough contracts to make it worth bothering with?

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Re: Interesting

Ministers and people who work in HMRC and make policy are familiar with the idea of getting a painter or a plumber in to do work on their house. They have no difficulty in recognising that they aren't employing such trades. They don't usually have computing contractors in to work on their houses so those are "different".

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Re: How's this supposed to work?

My recollection was that it targeted individuals with less than 20% (or maybe 20% or less) shareholding in the company. Presumably that would be taken as a beneficial shareholding.

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Re: How many hours a week?

"if you have two distinct employers"

If you have two employers you're employed by definition.

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Re: IR35 idiocy

"but also contractors that I am amazed managed to get past the interview."

As a contractor I was amazed some of the permies got past the interview.

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Re: No thanks, we've already got one...

Is this talk like a bot day?

Google will not donate Knative framework 'to any foundation for the foreseeable future'

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"Knative continues to be an open-source project"

In that case there's nothing to stop it being forked. In the past that's been a response to governance issues.

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Re: Well that ruling has a timespan of about 30 days in the UK

The recent DPA is based heavily on GDPR. And if the UK crashes out without a deal once BoJo's backers have cashed in their bets they'll have no objections to him or his successor starting work to get back in.

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Re: That was nice

"GDPR is currently being revised"

Lets hope the revision makes provision for some form of pro-active enforcement. I'm thinking of something along the lines of some combination of sensitivity of data and size of the site's audience requiring an annual audit of practices.

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"tGDPR compliance by the digital advertising industry cannot easily be achieved without close cooperation by all involved."

A few court rulings and stiff fines will ensure close cooperation. To quote Chuck Colson "When you have them by the balls their hears and minds will follow".

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Re: Well that ruling has a timespan of about 30 days in the UK

But what significance has an Act of Parliament compared to the opinion of an A/C who can't even distinguish between a title and the body of a comment?

In 21st-century tech dystopia, smart TV watches you, warns Princeton privacy prof

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Re: Hmm, isn't that trivial to obtain?

"You could just buy a monitor and separate sound system."

Our TV these days is mostly used as a monitor with inbuilt sound. Even the Beeb programmes are mostly watched from the Myth box for time-shifting. In fact, for some odd reason the colour reproduction from that is somewhat better than direct reception. The other major input is a Pi running OSMC.

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"I see only one way: let's de-legitimize targeted advertising as a business model," said Narayanan.

That sounds like a forlorn hope

Oh, I don't know. Some research showing that it does more harm than good to the advertiser might have quite an effect.

HMRC 'disciplined' almost 100 employees for computer misuse over 24 months

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Re: It's not clear from the article what the offences were.

"I would hope intentionally mis-handling the public's data would be grounds for instant dismissal"

They'd just count it as work.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's watch for tech sales VAT weirdness through the channel

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"HMRC, to be fair, does try to sort the wheat from the chaff: it visits newly formed companies, especially those that import and export, and provides information on MTIC and hands out such forms as VAT Notice 726 on Joint and Several Liability for unpaid VAT."

This isn't going to do much good when the company has been formed as part of such a chain. They're going to be one of those who disappear.

Perhaps HMRC could be more proactive; set up a help line so people could enquire "I'm thinking of doing business with X. Do you have any concerns about them?". And, yes, I can see a couple of reasons why they wouldn't want to do that, not least because they want a fall guy they can collect from.

A new US-UK data agreement is worrisome but it won’t give access to encrypted comms

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This 1980s law? Does it require warrants from a court? If that's so I see nothing wrong with it. There's a lot to be said for being old-fashioned.

The mod firing squad: Stack Exchange embroiled in 'he said, she said, they said' row

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Re: Agreed

Yup.

"It was created to foster a community of kindness, collaboration, and mutual respect. We understand that a few other moderators have resigned, and they may or may not have full knowledge of the situation. But we hope all moderators know that we very much value and appreciate their contributions, and above all else, we are committed to creating communities that are welcoming and inclusive." - did he write that without even a twinge of cognitive dissonance?

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As far as I'm concerned the use of "they" whenever it's uncertain whether "he" or "she" should apply has been part of English as long as I can remember.

ISTM that pronouns are rather more complex than singular/plural. In a nutshell singular is one aspect of being more personal and the plural an aspect of the more impersonal.

For second person the "plural" form has become the norm. Thee/thou/thine were the "singluar" form but the actual usage was governed by rules similar to tu vs vous in French. Use of "they" is entirely consistent with that.

Computer says no: An expression-analysing AI has been picking out job candidates for Unilever

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Re: polygraph false positives...

"someone called from their home office and wanted me to sign something related to that polygraph."

That sounds like an opportunity not to have missed. You didn't take them up on it?

Hint-you don't sign what they're written unless it's exactly what you'd have written and you ask enough to open up as many cans of worms as possible before signing anything - which you write yourself.

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Re: A less biased system

"Guess they must've been doing something right all this time."

In the past that something wouldn't have included interviewing by AI.

Any long-term very successful company can cease to be that. Think of a few two and tree letter companies in the IT world. All it takes is a change in the C suite.

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Re: A less biased system

"it's not a search service, it's a nudge service."

And from time to time nudges customers elsewhere.

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Psychometric testing

Hah!

I took one of those once. One of the questions was something along the lines of "Do you sometimes have feelings of panic?".

Context matters. I'm sitting in somebody's office in Cambridge taking the test. I live and work in a part of the UK with an ongoing terrorist campaign, the job I do doesn't endear me to said terrorists, my place of work has been bombed by them, I even have to go to places where I have to have an armed police or army escort. How do you compare the answer to that question with someone who works down the street from here?

Adding to that they also gave one of those IQ tests that we used to have for 11 plus when I wor a nobbut lad. The guy came back from running it through his optical reader marking machine with a puzzled look on his face saying "Have you been practising taking IQ tests?" I was probably looking equally puzzled trying to think how I might have got one wrong. It was a time when our son was just coming up to take his 11 plus but I still thought the test seemed inordinately straightforward.

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Re: "In doctors, you might expect a good one to use more technical language"

"I'd expect a good doctor to tailor his speech to the needs of the patient."

Not in a job interview.

Holy smokes! Ex-IT admin gets two years prison for trashing Army chaplains' servers

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Amazing the lengths people will go to to make themselves unemployable.

How to lose a UK contractor in 10 days: Make them commit after upcoming IR35 tax upheaval, apparently

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Re: Some are considering moving to another employer

I see it's been changed. Thanks.

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Re: Some are considering moving to another employer

"If you think it is so easy why don't you try your hand at contracting?"

Freelancer envy. It never goes away does it?

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Re: It's not that hard

Is it so hard to realise that the practice was introduced to comply with tax law?

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Re: It's not that hard

The reason for using limited companies is actually down to the IR as it then was. Basically if a self-employed person failed to pay tax the first company up the chain was stiffed for the default. As a result of the defaults of a few clients and agents decided, to protect themselves, they'd only deal with freelancers operating via their own companies. Were it not for that the limited company thing might never have got going.

I doubt, however, that facts make much impression when they don't coincide with your existing prejudices.

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Re: Some are considering moving to another employer

"The whole point is that claim has been examined by the taxman and found to be nonsense"

The taxman has a track record of his examinations being found to be nonsense when it gets to a tribunal.

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Re: Some are considering moving to another employer

This!!!

Just to explain to the benighted journo responsible: the freelancer is employed by his or her own company. What you mistakenly think of as the employer is the freelancer's company's client.

Is it even worth reading the rest of the article after an opening like this?

An unbearable itch to migrate your OS to the cloud? You might have a case of Windows VD

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It sounds like a cunning plan. Or something that sounds like that.

IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977

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Re: Windows 95

Windows 95? Standard on Unix from at least V7.

We got fed up of people not logging out properly. To encourage them we added a reminder to motd. To encourage them even more we added "This includes you, $NameOfMostRecentOffender". The message got through and eventualy the name went quite some time without having to be changed. In the end the Most Recent Offender's manager asked us to take it off.

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"this university made clear from day one"

But only on day one it would seem.

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Re: Out of cheese error

"34 comments so far, and no PTerry (or comparable) references?"

Look behind you.

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Re: Chip shop scuttlebutt

Or Sir Sean?

Gears of law say Gears of War character Cole Train is not based on ex-American football player

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Do they also have a character called "Passenger Express"?

Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly

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Re: The English language includes support for lists

Not as meaty as I remember but not too bad.

Thanks-thanks to TalkTalk teen hacker: UK cops' first auction of ill-gotten Bitcoin nets £240k

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How much of it will the victims see?

600 armed German cops storm Cyberbunker hosting biz on illegal darknet market claims

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"he is actually called HRH Prince Sven Olaf of CyberBunker-Kamphuis."

The usual reaction to claims like that is "and whose army?". Not his, obviously.

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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Re: Email?

The email system is itself decentralised in that there's a choice of MSPs.* It would be perfectly feasible for the MSP of your choice to also host your own self-generated public key. If you trust the DNS entry for Fred Bloggs's email server to be that for the Fred Bloggs you were looking for you can also trust it to be the entry for his key server. Fred himself can keep an eye on the key that's being served there to ensure that nobody nasty has changed it.

Why doesn't this happen? Because it's not required by the standard in use for email exchange. Optional add-ons are almost certainly never going to get traction.

* Even wider than the choice between Google and Microsoft!

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Re: Email?

No it wouldn't. I mentioned PGP. In order to help you find it here's a link to the Wonkypedia article on it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Good_Privacy

Pay particular attention to the bit that says "Digital Signatures". Look very carefully for the bit that says National ID Scheme. You'll need to look very hard for at and there's a good reason for that.

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Re: Email?

All these years decades later and we still don't have PGP with its facility for such things as electronic signatures built into email as part of the standard.

Not only would it help in situations like this if the client had an option to sign but it would also combat whale phising.

TAG, you're s*!t: Internet advertising industry bods admit self-policing approach is a sham

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Advertising people tell lies bout themselves| Can you believe it?

Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline

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F & F ongoing from last week

Well, friend, not family.

"I've finished writing up .... for the web site but it's too big to email. I'll have to see you and bring it on a memory stick."

"How big?"

"15 pages. Nearly 28 Mb"

OK, I know what's happened. She's pasted in the pictures at their original resolution. I've previously had great fun dealing with the PDF of a book she'd published and later released on the webs site. Our freebie web host has a maximum size of 10M for uploaded files.

"It's too big to host but if you can get it to me I'll sort it."

"Can you accept [some cloud service I'd never heard of]"

Look up unheard of cloud service. They have a CLI client. Download it.

"What's the URL you were given"

Discussion on what this means.

Discover that the CLI only works with a premium account.

Go back to cloud service web site. Put in the URL. Cloud service can't find it (at a guess the free account has already expired it) but here are some pretty pictures. Strongly reminded of https://dilbert.com/strip/1999-02-17

Resort to something not so obviously aimed at "creatives". Look up NextCloud service providers for free account. Set up free account 1Gb. Yes, somebody else's computer but at least (a) they have reassuring complex password requirements, (b) they're Swiss and not a huge US corporate and (c) it's an article that's going to get published anyway on a community website.

Get the monster .doc. As expected, shrink the oversize JPEGs and the file ends up as a 2.6Mb .odt and the PDF is nearer half a meg as expected.

Now all I have to do is make it look reasonable. Still working on it, main reason I'm here now is I'm putting off more work on it. Maybe I should try to instruct the group in use of styles and how to use tables or tabs instead of rows of spaces for formatting.

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Re: "Is the cable plugged in?"

"Are BOTH ends of the cable plugged in?"

"Where are they plugged in?"

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