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Hyphens of mass destruction: When a clumsy finger meant the end for hundreds of jobs

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Re: SCO Unix

In my case it was mv rather than rm but with much the same effect. The fly in the ointment (apart from the fact that it was my client's production box) was that the vendor of had installed the SCO OS and included a non-standard driver. I can't remember whether it was for the multi-port serial card or the disks. Whatever it was we didn't have a copy of it, we couldn't reinstall without it and spent much of the next day waiting for one to be emailed. Once we got that it only took a short time to get up and running again.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Re: Could this reduce friction?

Yes, but they're aquatic organisms and the whole ide of this is to leave the surface dry. Would they even get a chance to settle there?

Senior GitLab exec resigns over plan to stop hiring engineers in China and Russia

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"t's suggested in the discussion that an enterprise customer asked specifically for a guarantee that admins in China and Russia could not access its data through GitLab and GitLab has no technical means to prevent that."

If the last part of that is true they have bigger problems than where their employees live.

All bets are Hoff: DXC exec is standing for Brexit Party in UK General Election

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Re: West Worthing?

"when politicians decide that they need to start beating the drums to get elected and folk fall for that old trick yet again, you can be sure that the villages will be burning soon."

I read On Agression about the time the troubles were starting up again in the late '60s. It was an amazingly accurate description of the behaviour displayed by politicians then.

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Does Worthing really have more Neolithic flint mines than Grimes Graves?

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Re: West Worthing?

" have no doubt some did vote in particular to end free movement (particularly in historically Labour areas) as said free movement was at least perceived to be depressing wages."

They're going to have a bit of a shock when they find what happens to wages when their employer, who's in the UK as an EU base, or their employer's direct or indirect customer for similar reasons, buggers off. Even without that particular exposure disappearing businesses will affect wages through unemployment. Still, don't worry; jam tomorrow.

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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Re: Of course one can't store details of deactivated weaponry in an email system...

That's the way it goes.

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It's the Home Office. They have the hashtags.

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Re: "no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

A long time ago now but some guys were pinched for making Sterlings (IIRC) in a workshop in the basement of the David Keir building in Queens, Belfast.

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Re: Sounds like a job for...

Not on the server. Download them, delete them and keep them in the deleted bin. SOP.

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Re: Sounds like a job for...

Overkill. It'll be a spreadsheet. Or possibly several so everyone in the office has their own.

One man's mistake, missing backups and complete reboot: The tale of Europe's Galileo satellites going dark

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Re: Sounds a typical

"government project where the poor guys trying to run the damn thing are micromanaged by 6 dozen competing agencies all trying to assert their control of said flagship project."

The first thing to specify on a project like that are the locks. The ones on the doors that keep the micromanagers out.

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Who, me?

Go on. You know who you are and you know you want to.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Back in the days before the PC if a business didn't have a mainframe (most of them) there would be well established manual procedures for handling documents. In particular there would be trained secretaries and filing clerks. Part of starting a new job would be to learn what the procedures were to follow. For instance when I started in the lab I'd be shown how case files were started at reception, why we used duplicate lab notebooks with the top copies going into the case files and case files and typed up reports going back to reception to be filed.

We now have a situation where "the computer" is expected to take over a lot of that handling. But the business-wide manual procedures haven't been replaced by ones suitable for the new environment. Part of the problem might be that a lot of what the secretarial or clerical staff did has fallen to those who those staff used to support. Part of it might be that older secretarial staff who were trained in a pre-PC world haven't been retrained or that training hasn't kept pace with IT facilities. Part may be that such practices as are in place are heavily influenced by the days of stand-alone PCs. And a huge chunk of it is that "the computer" simply doesn't do that job on its own.

It should be up to the business as a whole to decide and tell new staff "how we do things here". Obviously it's going to involve IT to ensure that what users are instructed to do works with backup procedures etc. That's part of the deciding by the business as a whole; IT is part of the whole business (What? You've outsourced it? Now you really have a problem because a big IT-shaped part of your business is missing.). But because it's how we, the business, do things it's not IT telling people what to do.

The deciding is going to have to involve senior people, those who traditionally had the support of the secretarial staff because the "we" in "how we do things here" is going to have to include them. The VP and the legal secretary of earlier comments who kept stuff on their desktops would previously have had somebody else to do their filing; now they have to use whatever's provided to do it themselves.

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Re: Er, happened to me last month

Just coming back to say that sync a reasonably deep directory and you'll discover that Microsoft are rank amateurs in interesting completion predictions.

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Re: Beautiful

It probably works better for people with a Unix background otherwise it sounds more like their domestic stuff.

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Re: Er, happened to me last month

"This would never happen on my linux systems."

It depends what you're using. The Next/OpenCloud client has that as an option.

Which reminds me, I must get more of my directories synced.

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Re: "Your backup routines suck!"

"I think you mean the user was not educated"

Previously. After the event they were.

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Re: Piss poor IT management

How hard is it to insert a step before the "reformat drive" where the support dude he sent makes a quick copy of My Documents?

It depends on circumstances. If the user is screaming to get the PC back in action they're not going to be happy if you start booting up a recovery CD to get the files off.

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Re: My current organisation is like that

"you must be an expert on it so it's suddenly your responsibility to fix the mess they've made."

Expertise costs money. Before clearing up their mess ask for their cost centre code because it'll have to be charged.

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Re: Not an IT problem

At which you point to the poster on the wall which says "Experience is a dear teacher but there are those that well learn by no other."

Instructions and warnings are two different things.

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Re: Beautiful

"What you don't do is wash your hands of it because you sent out an email and now your arse is covered."

Now wash your hands.

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Re: Not an IT problem

I'm with you up to a point but it's also management's call on what's a long dead system. The system you might want to get rid of might be the one that does the work that brings in the money that pays IT's wages.

Congress to FCC: Where’s the damn report on mobile companies selling location data?

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Do they have the power to have him subpoenaed arrested and brought before them to be questioned under caution? And tell him he'll stay there until they're happy with his answers.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Re: "Microsoft scammers"

their details were getting forwarded to action fraud etc /dev/null

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Re: why don't phishers script a few skills so that a voice-AI can make unsolicited phone calls

"Remaining silent makes them hang up."

Eventually. Or have they wised up since the days they used to ring me? I seem to have got on a blacklist & never get any of those these days.

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Re: why don't phishers script a few skills so that a voice-AI can make unsolicited phone calls

"What question do I ask for Windows?"

Tell them you really need the licence number otherwise you won't know which one they're ringing about. Yes, you're looking after about 1,000 of them. Really get his hopes up that he's landed a big fish. Or phish.

What do you get when you allegedly mix Wireshark, a gumshoe child molester, and a court PC? A judge facing hacking charges

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That doesn't preclude the DA having instructed the court IT staff to do that. I wouldn't have thought he'd be entitled to do that but maybe the reality is different. She should have issued a warrant to the investigator and made it official.

Open wide, very wide: Xerox considers buying HP. Yes, the HP that is more than three times its market cap

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Sounds like a lot of balls to me.

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Re: Bottom of the barrel

"they used to produce good quality printers. Adding a scanner on top really should have been easy for them"

They did that. My HP all-in-one works just fine. And keeps on working. Unfortunately for HP it means I'll never need to buy another. They don't like that so the later ones are cheaper to build and you will need to buy another. That seems to be the thinking. It back-fired. I wanted to buy a colour one. Having seen more recent HP printers I didn't buy my colour one from them. Maybe it does work overall because there do seem to be places where nobody ever got fired for buying from HP.

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Re: How are they going to fund it?

Then they file Chapter 7 because none of the "leaders" have any idea how to actually make and sell products at a decent price.

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Re: How are they going to fund it?

And economists still wonder why productivity has stayed flat.

Dough! Jobs microsite for UK's data watchdog set hundreds of cookies without visitors' consent

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Re: Dumb, dumb, dumb

" What in the name of all that's clueless were they thinking"

It's Hays. That probably negates your question.

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"We expect to deploy a new solution in the coming weeks which will address your concerns"

Translation: GDPR took us so completely by surprise that it's taken us a good 18 months to react to it.

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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"a young lady who I vaguely knew. She seemed to think it was obviously pre-ordained so I stayed."

And got to know her less vaguely?

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Re: Interesting problem

Poisson d'Avril?

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Re: Hope the hack is up to date with his TB jab

"which IIRC contains 23 separate needles for the strains"

It's a long time ago but IIRC the multiple needle thing was the test which was supposed to come up and leave a scab if it was positive. The scab could leave a permanent scar. You used to see people with one or even two scars the size of an old halfpenny on their upper arm. My test? Not the slightest reaction so I got the jab with a singe needle.

Have you been naughty, or have you been really naughty? Microsoft 365 users to get their very own Compliance Score

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First step to compliance: don't put your stuff on somebody else's server which can be accessed by a foreign - or any other - busybody just by telling the operator to hand it over.

Sure, we made your Wi-Fi routers phone home with telemetry, says Ubiquiti. What of it?

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"Ubiquiti told customers all of the information is being handled securely, and has been cleared to comply with GDPR"

By whom?

And did nobody think of what might happen when this hit the fan? Actually, it's quite possible somebody did and were told to stop being negative.

Communication, communication – and politics: Iowa saga of cuffed infosec pros reveals pentest pitfalls

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Re: Due diligence

One can almost hear the sheriff saying "Boys, you in a heap of trouble."

Until the writ for malicious prosecution lands.

Beardy biologist's withering takedown of creationism fetches $564,500 at auction

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In a word...

...provenance.

Morrisons tells top court it's not liable for staffer who nicked payroll data of 100,000 employees

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Whilst we can debate what are appropriate technical security precautions there's another aspect. Was appropriate due diligence carried out in the appointment of the auditor? IIRC there was some disagreement before hand in which case why was access not rescinded when that happened?

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Re: Real life example

Nice one Steve. It says a god deal about the auditor if they disapprove; they ought to be in favour of such security.

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Re: Depends if decent efforts at data security made by Morrisons

"A USB port suggests commodity hardware."

Epoxy is also a commodity.

California’s Attorney General joins the long list of people who have had it with Facebook

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Re: How do they get away with not complying with legal orders

I don't know about the US but UK directors do have personal responsibility for ensuring the company conducts its business in compliance with the law.

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Happy

Ninety nanometres is a bit close.

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Re: Surely

There's no excuse for this inability to handle classification errors: had it been able to see "something" was moving on a fixed course, things probably wouldn't have come to this.

There may be no excuse in terms of letting the thing loose on the road but there's a likely reason. If there's more than one unclassified object in view then from one sample to the next it can't link up these to "know" that one was on a fixed course because it can't keep close enough track on them because it can only do things sequentially.

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Re: remember the initial status of a new object is "static"

"most objects will be static"

Unless the vehicle's stationary they're all dynamic because they're being observed from the viewpoint of the vehicle Parallax will ensure that even objects static relative to each other will have the angles between them change from the PoV of the vehicle..

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Re: Surely

"Unfortunately, deleting the movement history every 1/10th of a second isn't going to help get it right!"

The movement history is simply the tracking of what's recognised as the same object in 1/10th of a second intervals. If you can't reconcile some of the objects with the objects in the next sample you either have to discontinue your movement history or accept that there are N possible continuations based on the number of possible options to identify the unclassified objects with their candidates in the previous sample. Unless you can successfully identify objects from one sampling of a scene to the next you have a combinatorial explosion of possible trajectories to consider.

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Re: Surely

"Chucking movement history away when a thing appears to be something else."

This is the fundamental problem.

If tracking is only achieved by joining up intermittent sightings of what is recognised to be the same object there is no movement history to be chucked away of the object can't be recognised consistently. Any unclassified object in a given sampling might be any unclassified object in a previous sampling.

If we have objects at positions A and B and then a second later we have objects at positions C and D then we may have something that's moved from A to C and something else that's moved from B to D but we might equally well have something that's moved from A to D and something else that moved from B to C. If there's insufficient processing power to handle that - and there are probably a good deal many unclassified objects than just two (and all moving relative to the vehicle due to the vehicle's movement if nothing else) then the system cannot establish any trajectories.

Unless there's sufficient processing power to track objects continuously the system will fail and that's the problem with doing things in code: you're trying to use a few cores to do what the eye* and brain does with massive parallelism.

* Processing starts in the eye before the brain even gets involved.

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