* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: Swiss Miss Incorporation

"I've had people tell me rumors they heard"

If the rumours were disadvantageous to RISC-V then the time to go is while they're still rumours. When they're no longer rumours it's too late.

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Re: Swiss Miss Incorporation

Corbyn would shove it back up if he got the chance. But 7.8% is lower than either 17% or 19% so the OP's argument still stands.

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Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

"Of course anyone involved can explain the niceties of Swiss incorporation and international jurisdiction to the SWAT team coming through their door."

Alternatively they can just leave a note for the SWAT team that they've upped sticks and gone. Oh, I forgot, US citizenship doesn't include the right to travel does it? It's like the middle ages in Europe - you have to get permission from the lord of the manor to move elsewhere.

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Subtle but brilliant.

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Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

"I've said before that I don't understand why so many open source projects are incorporated in the US."

A lot aren't physically in any particular place unless you count a Github server and maybe it's time to rethink that in favour of one hosted by a business outside the US. Some are in Germany including NextCloud , KDE and the Document Foundaton. AIUI German law has advantages for registering such organisations. Dyne.org who support Devuan is in the Netherlands and the devuan.org domain is registered in Italy.

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"There are not many prominent examples of technology companies fleeing the US for fear of political restrictions," - Yet.

Xerox: Prepare to say cyan-ara, HP Inc. We're no paper tiger. We're really very serious about that hostile takeover

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Re: Smaller company attempting a hostile takeover?

If I were an HP stock holder I'd be thinking that most of the money I'd get would be borrowed. If I also got stock I'd be holding a chunk of that debt. In other words I'd effectively have borrowed the money to pay myself and have to pay interest on it. No way would I want stock.

OTOH if I were a Xerox stock holder I'd be thinking if it were an all cash deal I'd be borrowing heavily to buy a chunk of HP shares - but if I wanted to do that I'd just go out and buy them myself. But Xerox has money from the Fujifilm deal; instead of borrowing more money to no good purpose why don't they just hand me my share of the cash in hand?

Amazon straightens up its IoT house, complete with virtual Alexa, ahead of Las Vegas shindig

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"computers ...are built into the environment, so you don't have to think of them."

That's when you really have to think of them.

You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: A quirky investigation into why AI does not always work

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Re: Nature

"But just think we still take over a year to become slightly self-aware"

My recollection is that babies start out self-aware but aware of nothing else. They certainly know when they want something and able to let you know but the second part is probably pre-programmed That year's spent becoming aware of the environment they're in, correlating the inputs from the different senses. They learn to understand what they see has other properties by touching it, trying to eat it etc. That understanding of the external world is crucial.

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Re: It's not AI...

"stop this Marketeer nonsense please."

Nobody ever succeeds in stopping marketeer nonsense. You just have to wait for them to dash off somewhere else.

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"AI has no real understanding of what it is doing"

This is the key. We need to understand what "understanding" is.

As regards the example of whether an AI could recognise a sheep when it's not standing on grass, we all understand that a seep isn't just some generalisation of a collection of images, it's an object with a whole collection of other characteristics including its behaviour. Understanding is quite a complex phenomenon. Again in relation to sheep, the grandkids could at an early age quite easily connect Shaun with the real sheep they see in the fields around here and yet recognise the human characteristics added by animators as being artificial and find the humour. Good luck to getting an AI system to do that.

Not to Nokia, but someone's seeking a third Huawei: Openreach hunts supplier number 3 for UK's FTTP network

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Will the inspection of Huawei code be extended to Cisco products? If not why not?

Bose customers beg for firmware ceasefire after headphones fall victim to another crap update

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Re: "The company kept very quiet"

"Get your PR department in order, Bose."

PR is no substitute for customer service. The best the PR department can do is to tell QA not to let this stuff out of the door.

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Re: Criminal Damage

They'd also have the possible defence that what the update was intended to do would be a reasonable excuse. I say possible because an intended trivial change might not be enough.

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

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Re: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6

Superb.

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Re: What should have happened with IPv6

"This could be fixed easily by national regulators…"

The internet distrusts national regulators.

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Re: Lies, damned lies, and statistics that don't lie.

IIRC DECNet relied on - or assumed - that the MAC addresses were the subset allocated to DEC. Trying to get HP-UX boxes talking to a VAX with a VAX-oriented management we had to buy a DECNet package for HP-UX. When it was installed it promptly changed the MAC (which was programmable) to look like DEC. That confused all the clients until their caches caught up.

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But won't this get in the way of the Corbyn internet for all promise. Is he going to solve our problems for us? Don't tell me politicians don't understand tech!

Stop us if you've heard this one: Facebook and Twitter profiles silently slurped by shady code

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Re: "MobiBurn only facilitates the process"

"a judge would call that complicity."

If only that could be arranged.

HPEeeeeek! Our sales have been decimated by worldwide slowdown, trade wars, say execs

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Bingo

"I am confident in our ability to drive sustainable, profitable growth as we continue to shift our portfolio to higher-value, software-defined solutions and execute our pivot to offering everything as a service by 2022, Our strategy to deliver an edge-to-cloud platform-as-a -service is unmatched in the industry."

It woz The Reg wot won it! Big Blue iron relics make it back to Blighty

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I'm rather envious of the A0 scanner mentioned in today's blog. My neighbour has an early C19th map I'd like to get scanned.

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Re: Finally

Join in the ---->

After five losses, Apple finally wins a round in $600m VirnetX FaceTime patent mega-battle

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Depending on the market cap of VirnetX would it be cheaper for Apple to buy them?

Bad news: 'Unblockable' web trackers emerge. Good news: Firefox with uBlock Origin can stop it. Chrome, not so much

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Re: Who to block?

Yes, they're called advertisers.

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Re: Ad Spend

"Product not shifting"

The nothing to lose case.

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Re: Ad Spend

It'll take a year for the consequences to become apparent. Still, with bonuses only running on a monthly or quarterly basis nobody in sales is going to care.

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Yes, if you're in the EU.

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Re: gov sites tend to not work even if you disable every layer of browser protection.

I suppose the requirements "insert more white space" and "spread the functionality over as many pages as possible" provide them with some compensation.

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Re: Two things

Of course, you have to then type in your address and credit card details every single time, but that's the price you have to pay for wearing a tinfoil hat keeping control of your bank account

FTFY

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Re: Two things

"You tell those people to write that stuff down in a small notebook"

Or use a password manager. And in any case I'd prefer sites that don't keep credit card numbers.

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Re: Cookies

Actually that's a good deal more sensible. The page can carry advertising appropriate to the content. No tracking but then no tracking services to be sold to advertisers. If I search for advice on something and find a useful page which has a link to a page of relevant vendors I'm very much likely to follow that up if I'm looking to buy than I am to follow up tracked ads about something I bought weeks ago. I'm also, BTW, more likely to read that page, and hence follow through to the ads than I am to read a page with the same content hidden in a mass of display ads. The latter is likely to have me mousing over to the Back button PDQ.

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Re: Who to block?

What you won't hear will be the silent good-byes as users go elsewhere.

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Re: re. Stop wasting your money

Unfortunately the "they" who are using the lock picks aren't the "they" who stand to lose money. The lock pickers are the advertising industry whose sole objective is to take money from the advertisers. It's the latter who stand to lose money. Ultimately the advertising industry has no interest at all in whether the advertisers lose money so long as they keep buying and don't actually go down the drain and can no longer buy at all. And it's entirely against the industry's interests in letting their mugs know how much of their money is being spent counter-productively.

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Re: I'm forced to wonder

Or it would provide users with a good idea of what sites they wish to avoid.

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Re: I'm forced to wonder

"My session lasts for days, weeks sometimes. It only gets interrupted by browser updates and OS updates demanding a reboot."

Yup. For some people convenience beats security any time. Some of us close down sessions we're not using. We even log off when we're not using the computer. We go further still - we switch the computer off.

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Re: Ad Spend

What you won't see from that is that A, B, C & D all pissed of some prospects and maybe current customers. You only see the relevant upsides. The downsides are invisible to that sort of comparison. Yes you can see that some customers didn't return but you've no idea that that was because of whatever crap you shoved in their face with your "campaigns" and not for some other reason. As Richard says nobody is going to do that particular bit of research, not if it costs them their jobs.

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Re: Ad Spend

"It's carefully tracked and if it didn't give value for money the advertisers would go out of business."

What is very unlikely to be tracked - and it's actually quite difficult to see how unless you actually listen to people like me telling you how they behave - is the people who walk because of it.

For example, yesterday I had to ring up my car insurer to give them an updated card number. The agent then promptly tried to upsell on other insurance products. That annoys me. When renewal time comes around I'll go elsewhere. It won't be the first time I've done that and I don't suppose it will be the last. Their marketing won't have the faintest idea that that's why they've lost this customer. They'll be able to show the positive results of their upselling but they won't know how many customers like me that they've lost. Their figures will be slanted to the optimistic side.

Copy that? We'll never join you on the Xerox side if you don't answer simple questions – HP

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Maybe Xerox are trying to provoke HP into making a counter-bid against them. Given that they're the smaller of the two it would make more sense and presumably result in less debt. But I'd have thought that if combining the two was really a good idea a straight merger make most sense. No additional debt, just a question of which CEO gets fired the big pay-off as there'll then only be one.

UK taxman updates its employment-checking calculator for IR35: Still crap, say contractors

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"HMRC will stand by the results, provided the information input is accurate and it is used in accordance with our guidance.”

A strong bid for Weasel Words of 2019.

I wonder if they've tested it by running it against details of all the tribunals they've lost.

The Register talks to Azure Data Veep about Synapse and SQL Server

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"The cloud," Kumar told The Register, "is really helpful."

I'll bet it is. Cloud first, local indistinguishable from never. The subscriptions payments just keep rolling in.

Take a Big Blue cheque and go: IBM settles 281 UK age discrim cases

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No word as to how much it's cost them?

Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room

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Re: Wired audio memoirs

Must get the Button Monster fixed up.

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Re: DIY gone mad!

I'd describe it as "adequate". I wish our house was like that.

That code that could never run? Well, guess what. Now Windows thinks it's Batman

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Back in CP/M days we had MicroSoft FORTRAN. It included source of some libraries. I found a not very encouraging comment from one developer to another to the effect of "I can't get this to work. Can you?".

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Re: INP Error - System Halted

SunAccount had a function that started printing out messages to users in advance of their maintenance payment becoming due. As we were screen-scraping over telnet (yes it was a long time ago) from another system to look up accounts this wasn't welcome. We eventually worked out how to look up the ISAM files directly.

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Re: Not an actual error condition ....

About 2 weeks from go live I was appraised of a requirement that "everybody knew" about pricing, parts and whatnot. It required some hasty grafting in of tricky exploded parts list code which worked but I really never wanted to touch again. After I'd moved on and my replacement was body-shopped in he received dire threats from the product manager as to what would happen to him if he ever touched it. It eventually proved robust enough to be migrated a couple of times to new environments so it probably was OK...

...unlike the uncommented and incomprehensible code I inherited from my new boss at the next job which took a page and a half to work out what day of week it was and failed as soon as it hit New Year (a long way earlier than 2000). Replaced it by taking a date as day integer from a library function and doing MOD 7.

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Re: Assume the worst

"You will be familiar with how the same word is used with the same meaning in physics and isn't true there either."

Actually the meaning of atom in physics was the smallest piece you could divide an element of some substance into and with it still being the same thing. You might divide the atom but you then get atoms of something else so the original concept still holds true.

Totally Sardonic Bank: Well, it must be, to have a TITSUP* the same week as THAT report

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It was certainly the behaviour of a member of staff at the TSB branch who provided the trigger for my leaving Lloyds TSB but in attempting to close the account it was replicated by one of the staff at the main Lloyds branch. As far as I was concerned they were indistinguishable.

In the recent report much was made of the fact that TSB wanted to be a "challenger" bank. If they really wanted to challenge the other banks they could do so by opening more branches. Instead they're challenging their customers further by closing about a fifth of the network. So even less of a chance of getting their next fubar sorted out in branch. Maybe they thought they'd take advantage of the TITSUP to bury that bit of news.

RDP loves company: Kaspersky finds 37 security holes in VNC remote desktop software

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Re: TightVNC development is active AFAIK

This also needs the same clarification: "or migrating off, in the case of TightVNC".

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"RealVNC forbids reverse engineering"

OTOH if you're one of the bad guys this won't put you off and you won't be raising CVEs about it. For the rest of us any of the others seem a better bet - they're open to feedback like this from 3rd party checking.

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