* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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NAT, ATM, decentralized search – and other outrageous opinions from the 1990s

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Re: Living with NAT became more important

"the experience of the end user"

The end users do get a say and it can be a decisive one. While the experts are trying to pick the winners and losers it's the end users' choice that determines them.

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Re: et vice versa

IOW "few" isn't really that few at all.

Is it time for 6G already? Traffic analysis says yep

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"One idea for energy efficiency is the use of AI to manage the infrastructure"

I suppose the energy savings in the network will help to provide the energy needed to run the AI.

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Re: Customers are the security liability

The emails purporting from your bank that tick all - not just half - the phishing email boxes usually are from your bank.

New York Times sues OpenAI, Microsoft over 'millions of articles' used to train ChatGPT

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Re: It's all about profit

If you're reading a site like this I thing we can assume you've heard of the GPL. Forget the pun about copyleft. GPL is founded on copyright. Every line of code of software made available under the GPLs is subject to copyright and it's entirely due to that that such software's authors are able to impose the conditions of those licences. It is not at all about profit.

What comes after open source? Bruce Perens is working on it

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Re: No crisis, nothing to see

"LibreOffice complains fairly regularly that too many corporate users don't support the project."

I doubt it helped them when it was revealed a few years ago that donations didn't actually go to development.

‘I needed antihistamine tablets every time I opened the computers’

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Re: Not to whine about it ...

Duration of exposure might be a factor., as may Dennis's sensitivity to alcohol.

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Re: Not to whine about it ...

Duration of exposure might be a factor.

Here's who thinks AI chatbots will eventually be smart enough to be your coworker

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Re: I have a question:

This all gets more broken when I drop the "in my organization" part of the premise.

Again this doesn't need AI to do that. All it needs is a new internet format and protocol for exchanging calendar information so that ordinary rules-based software can try to find an optimal solution.

What's that? .ics files and WebDAV?

Nothing new under the sun. And that includes solutions searching for a problem, even an already solved problem.

Microsoft nixed Mixed Reality: This Windows VR didn't even make it to the ER

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"As the needs of our customers evolve"

Translation: As customers continue to ignore them.

Apple's timepiece turmoil taken to appeals court

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Re: Stolen tech

In an ideal world the patent office would be required to pay both sides' expenses when the patent is invalidated in court. That would make proper examination a cheaper alternative and avoid such disputes.

Infosys loses ten-year, $1.5 billion contract announced just three months ago

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Re: Are Fujitsu clearing the decks

Possibly getting into a position where they can say "Horizon? Never heard of it."

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“a Memorandum of Understanding with a global company to provide enhanced digital experiences, along with modernization and business operations services, leveraging Infosys platforms & AI solutions”

Bingo!!!

War of the workstations: How the lowest bidders shaped today's tech landscape

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AFAICS there have been two technical trends, pushing for maximum power and pushing for minimum cost per user.

Initially there was only the mainframe, expensive and defining power. The second trend started by connecting dumb terminals to the mainframe so the expensive computing power could be brought to many users. Then, as mainframes became bigger and hairier the minis appeared, workstations, desktop PCs*, laptops, tablets and phones. In the meantime the drive for more computing power evolved into the hyper-scale server and the supercomputer. In between these two diverging trends there was room for all manner of variations, some successful long term, some not.

Alongside these trends has been a to and fro battle for control between centralised management and users and another between selling services (bureaux and cloud) and box-shifters. Both will likely continue.

* No, the IBM and its descendants are not the only PCs. They weren't even the first.

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Re: A successful pathogen

Killing all the hosts would kill the pathogen. Eventually, given its persistence as spores.

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Re: Survival characteristics

A bit like democracy being the worst system of government apart form all the others.

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"In Jobs' own words, he saw three amazing technologies that day, but he was so dazzled by one of them that he missed the other two. He was so impressed by the GUI that he missed the object-oriented graphical programming language, Smalltalk, and the Alto's built-in ubiquitous networking, Ethernet."

Wisely he passed on another technology, the underlying hardware. There's a series on YT about reconditioning an Alto which drives down to the H/W implementation which was a mass of TTL (obviously that could have been integrated for mas production) and the memory chips of the day, probably 1Kbit. The basis was a clock ticking round a ring of separate H/W functions - disk controller, ethernet, display, etc. all implemented in H/W - no smart peripherals. One of the H/W functions was the actually programmable machine that ran the S/W. Was it some implementation of object oriented H/W to underlie the OO S/W? No, it was an emulation of an existing mini, the Nova.

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"On the Lisp machines, your code wasn't trapped inside frozen blocks. You could just edit the live running code and the changes would take effect immediately. "

Can you think of a more productive environment for malware? If we have a malware problem now, just think what it would be like in Lisp.

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Re: Survival characteristics

Unix and its derivatives have survived remarkably well. The supercomputer in your pocket runs one of them. Not only was Unix not marketed by AT&T, marketing it was illegal. It spread because on its merits in spite of lack of marteling - or possibly because of it, the forbidden fruit syndrome.

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Re: Survival characteristics

"no very successful pathogens"

A successful pathogen is one that doesn't kill its host, neither individual nor the host species. If it does the pathogen also dies, individually or as a species. We have lots of successful pathogens.

Postgres pioneer Michael Stonebraker promises to upend the database once more

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With Stonebreaker involved it was never going to be another attempt at WinFS.

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I always reckoned that some file systems owed a lot to whatever was the current database technology at the time they were designed. Basing the entire OS on a database is, I suppose, the next logical step.

30 years and still sunbathing: SOHO probe continues work as a space weatherman

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The 1990s are 30 years ago already? What happened?

SOHO's design life was for two years, with enough consumables on board for another four years. Engineers have managed to eke this out to 28 years and counting.

You can imagine the pitch: "Yes, the design life is only a couple of years. That design fuel load is just a x2 safety factor.. We've no expectation of actually using it all. Trust us."

How the tech toy century has troubled Santa's sack

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Re: Ahhh the memories

Weaving sheds are reputedly a lot quieter than they were not heavy shuttles aren't being knocked back & forth. And safer when the flying shuttle actually does go flying. Unfortunately there are very few left in these parts.

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Re: Galena

"I wasn't allowed to muck about with the required voltages"

Sad when parents take that attitude. There's nothing like the warm glow of a row of heaters. The rather hotter glow from the anode of one of a pair of 807s that had gone unstable was a different matter. The solution to that was a spare, swap them round to find a stable combination. Repeat every few months as required.

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Re: The creative maker ... has never had it so good

Both views are OK. The Pi and the like are fine at a higher level of integration but being able to fangle things at a lower level is something to be treasured too. I suppose it's a bit like software. High level abstractions such as SQL and assembler both have their place. OTOH the Z80 was the last assembly language I wrote in.

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Don't forget the other invention that made our times what they are: the lightweight rechargeable battery. And I don't mean for all those electronic gadgets.

Right now I've got one battery recharging and another to follow it. They're for the cordless pruner that I'm going to need to trim the branches the gales have partly blown out of a conifer. They also power a few other cordless gardening tools and a drills. There's another charger and battery, almost but not quite interchangeable for other cordless tools and a third almost but not quite identical battery for the cordless vacuum cleaner. I can't imagine why the EU spent so long faffing about a standard for phone chargers while ignoring the heavy stuff.

And a merry Christmas to you all (Where's the Santa icon?)

Windows 12: Savior of PC makers, or just an apology for Windows 11?

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Re: Windows 12 ?

"Let. It. Go. Move on with your life."

And keep on trusting Microsoft.

Right.

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"PS have you seen those ads?"

No.

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Re: 10

This is el Reg. They know what we make of announcements like that. We laugh at the triviality.

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Re: there's nothing particularly wrong with Windows 11

"Even HP Laserjet printer works after three clicks: add printer, select found printer"

Even if it's a Brother or a Canon or an Epson or...

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If, as has been suspected, W12 is a subscription service it's more likely to be the death knell. I suppose Microsoft might boil the frog a little more slowly - still a perpetual licence but it will do even less without a 365 subscription. The one after that will be full-on Windows 365, neatly avoiding having a Windows 13. You know they'll never introduce a W13, don't you.

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Re: This is why I abandoned Windows.

You seem to think that Linux provides a difficult user experience, It doesn't. You can set things up so it provides a similar user experience to Microsoft before the latter went off the rails with a few actual improvements that Microsoft took uears to catch up on. Useful things such as multiple virtual desktops. And you can have the long terms consistency.

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Re: hardware requirements

Microsoft said "the network is the computer"

AFAICR it was Sun who said that. Microsoft were saying "Internet? What's that?"

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Re: EU Competition Law - Abuse of Power or Dominant Position Unacceptable Behaviour

"Maybe Google or other are missing a trick - they could advertise a Linux based OS"

They do. But you're expected to use it with a Google account. Different name, same idea.

Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix

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A whole meg? We hat 100k (admittedly 36 bit words) but as many boxes of cards as you could carry.

Kids today...mutter, mutter.

BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

I think you might have hit on a solution here. Take Excel out of Office and turn iit into a suite of its own. There could be Excel the word processor, Excel the (real) database, Excel the slide presenter. Even Excel the calculator.

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Re: it's 1030 and we have to open the bar

Not a good question in those circumstances.

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Re: Plagiarism?

You've got to realise how difficult it makes his life when he's the only one marching in step.

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Re: Three point one pints please

If you're an accountant you can get it to any figure that's required.

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Re: Plagiarism?

"the UK's COVID inquiry where no one can remember anything clearly and no names will be named"

That depends on the witness. Those who took contemporary notes were able to remember and name names. Let that be a lesson to you all.

Artificial intelligence is a liability

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Being sued was unlikely to have been the intention.

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You do realise who the shareholders are, don't you? They're people who are members of pension funds and they like.

Maybe you are one, yourself. If you're in a company pension scheme you should check what shares it holds. You could always present yourself at the prison gates and tell them you're guilty as charged.

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Re: Agree

Ultimately these things get decided in court by juries. Jury members are customers in their own right. They can imagine themselves in the plaintiff's situation and aren't likely to be sympathetic to weaselling even it - and may be especially if - AI is invoked by the weasel.

Bricking it: Do you actually own anything digital?

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Copyright owners have been reselling stuff to their customers for years as new media were developed - shellac, vinyl, cassette, CD. They've got into the habit of just doing thatand it's going to take a long time for them to grasp that the customers are now able to fight back because storage is cheap.

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Re: Complain all you want

Not everyone.

Lapsus$ teen sentenced to indefinite detention in hospital for Nvidia, GTA cyberattacks

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The random chines farmer won't have written his own script.

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True, but short-term thinking doesn't work that way.

Philips recalls 340 MRI machines because they may explode in an emergency

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Re: If you aren't full of shrapnel you will probably suffocate

"the room is going to be full of He gas"

That depends on how much He is involved and how the room is ventilated. However if the He is vented into space containing the patient it might manage to asphyxiate them without needing to fill the room.

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