* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Re: "I hate them."

"Turn the drippings into real gravy for the spuds."

Don't forget the Yorkshire puddings which, of course, are a starter.

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Re: Selectively shooting them is the only thing that will work.

"in UK coastal towns for a great example of this"

If only they'd stay in the coastal towns. Or at least, just on the coast.

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Even if they got on even terms they'd likely just herd them. Years ago when the farmers wife kept hens in the field behind us if the collies were at a loose end they'd round them up, apparently just for fun.

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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"The department for digital, culture media and for some reason also sport"

I like absence of a comma between culture and media.

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"The US's controversial "Section 230" makes companies liable for user-generated content that could be linked to human trafficking and coerced sex work. In practice, this has led to overzealous self-policing"

It doesn't seem to have had any effect on Usenet pimp spam from Google Groups, more's the pity.

UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey

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Re: Anonymous Contractor

" was on a total 'salary package'... of just over £25k, a contractor doing *exactly the same job* was on just over £45k."

So why didn't you go freelance yourself? When you've answered that you should be well on the way to working out what the £20k was for.

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Re: Anonymous Contractor

"Getting paid way more than a permy doing the same job, just pay more tax and be done with it, or go permy and get paid the same as your peers, simple."

Usual reply: If it's as simple as that why are you permie (it's obvious from your comment that you are)? Is it that you don't fancy the risks you were so quick to dismiss?

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Re: It's not just IR35 though

Out of that list VAT isn't really a cost for the freelancer. It might be for some classes of client.

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Re: re: contractors are not prepared to be unfairly treated

"You sound bitter that you're not a contractor."

He sounds bitter that he's not being paid the same as a contractor without having actually troubled to think about the risks and responsibilities.

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Re: re: contractors are not prepared to be unfairly treated

" They're happy to be paid twice as much as a permie while not taking any responsibility for what they deliver"

What do mean, not take responsibility? Why do you think freelancers need public liability insurance?

Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork

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Re: A simply test for this kind of operation.

No, it's magic beans.

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"I binge-listened at the weekend"

I know the weather was bad but that seems like a pretty miserable way to spend a seekend.

Crazy idea but hear us out... With robots taking people's jobs, can we rethink this whole working to survive thing?

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Re: The Future

"What bubble are you living in?"

That's easy. A house price bubble driven by money poured into the housing market.

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Re: The Future

"Telling people how easy it was for you to save just a few months worth of salary for a deposit isn't helpful,"

It wasn't easy. It never has been and I'm sure it never will be. But house prices (and they determine land values, not the other way around) are driven by how much money is available to put into them. Mortgages depend on combined income? Of course. Back in the day it was more common for there to be a single wage-earner; now there are two that means more money to go into the housing market so the prices go up.

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Re: The Future

"a freakishly bad mortgage plan"

When I had a mortgage interests rates were much higher than now. It's the low interest rate/cheap money policy that's driving house prices up.

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Re: The constant mistake..

House prices are high because interest rates have been determined by cost of living indices that exclude them. The result has been cheap money that's gone into bigger and bigger loans. The credit crunch should have drawn finance ministers' attention to that folly. Did it? No, of course not because cheap money is a vote winner as long as the voters don't connect it with their escalating house prices.

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Re: Seriously, how many centuries has this exact debate been going on?

"since 1st industrial revolution, methinks."

Yes, but you do need to look at circumstances. Growth can't go on indefinitely. At some point it becomes unsustainable. It may well be that we've already over-shot.

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Re: They toooock ewre joohbs!!!

"Yet 50% of graduates are doing non graduate level work"

That's largely a feature of Blair's idea that 50% of school-leavers should go to University. Was there any chance that there's be that number of traditional graduate jobs? Of course not. But it massaged youth unemployment figures nicely and, in typical Blair/Brown financing, the costs were postponed by student loans.

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Re: They toooock ewre joohbs!!!

"You've noticed how we are all dead, right?"

Nobody gets out of here alive.

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Re: They toooock ewre joohbs!!!

"Historically the net result is more jobs"

I'm not sure whether that was true of the mechanisation of the textile industry or not. It increased jobs in the N of England and Belfast. I'm pretty sure it must have destroyed a lot of jobs world-wide but I don't know what the balance was; I doubt anyone does.

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Re: They toooock ewre joohbs!!!

"When my father was a boy the family would pass an order to the local shop and it'd get delivered."

In a rural setting when I was a boy a local business (I'm not sure they even had a shop) sent a salesman round to take orders which were delivered by van a couple of days later. A number of businesses were based on simply going round districts with vans - a cousin of my Dad's ran a mobile greengrocery. Once the private car has been hounded out of existence it's a model that can make a come-back.

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Re: They toooock ewre joohbs!!!

Certainly, a mechanised loom might push down the income of a hand-loom weaver, but it creates a whole new industry of skilled loom-makers & repairers. In turn they look for ways to spend their money, and ironically we end up in a situation where people who can will now pay more for hand-made goods than for those made on industrial machines.

In fact the introduction of the power loom lowered the price of woven cloth; cottons in the NW of England, worsted & then woollens in my part of the world and linen in Belfast. The consequence of that was that the size of the market increased and employment in weaving rose.

The question, similar to that raised in the article, is to what extent this displaced employment elsewhere. In England the West of England and East Anglia seem to have suffered (worsted takes its name from and East Anglian village) and there may well have been an impact elsewhere in the world. The ROTW got its revenge, of course, as manufacturing moved abroad from the old UK centres.

Another factor to consider is that there are limits to growth. The regular reports of doom and gloom in the computer and phone markets as replacement cycles grow longer is an indication of that. So although historically there has been a growth of jobs with mechanisation it hasn't necessarily lasted, at least not in its original locations.

Oh good, the FTC has discovered acqui-hires... American watchdog to probe decade of Big Tech takeovers

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I wonder if this means they're going to take a look at Xerox/HP Inc.

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Re: How in the hell can you "unwind" a decade old deal?

You can't. But if you're the FTC you might be able to collect a tidy sum in back-dated fines.

Alternatively you could order the businesses to be split in other ways. For instance chop Microsoft into Operating systems, Application and Online businesses.

Crypto AG backdooring rumours were true, say German and Swiss news orgs after explosive docs leaked

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Re: The two nations agreed to let Swiss spies in on their secret

"You really cannot keep their reputation without it."

This hasn't done that reputation much good.

You want a Y2K crash? FINE! Here's a poorly computer

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Re: Same as Audits

"Oh pull the other one mate!"

OK, I've told this one before but I'll have to trot it out again.

Client had a couple of Unix boxes running an industry-specific application. One box was a hot standby for the other, production box. The version of application they ran was not Y2k compliant. Note that "not", A/C. There was a Y2K compliant version available and would run on the main box but not on the standby which had an older OS version and wouldn't accept an upgrade. The OS itself wasn't a problem, of course; it was Unix. The problem was compatibility between it and the later release of the application.

My job was to set up and oversee UAT of two new boxes that would run the new version. This was accomplished in good time to cut over between Christmas and New Year.

The accountants threw a wobbly. They wouldn't accept running on the new, "untried" setup in January because it was a critical time for finalising their year end. In retrospect this should have been scheduled for a few weeks earlier so we could have got it out of the way before year end. The penalty: we had the vendors dailling in just about every day for the couple of weeks or so before we could cut over. They had to keep fixing the data errors which occurred due to running a non-compliant application.

So, yes, the problem was real and my client's beancounters put us to significant trouble to prove it.

Arm gets edgy: Tiny neural-network accelerator offered for future smart speakers, light-bulbs, fridges, etc

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How do these neural networks rate in comparison with, say, the fragment of a Drosophila brain?

US govt accuses four Chinese army soldiers of hacking Equifax and siphoning 145m Americans' personal info

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Re: Grand Jury...

Don't forget that Joe Public has a chance to decide the case under the UK system. It's called a jury. There is also scope for a preliminary hearing to evaluate the case and this is not only an open procedure, it's also a proceeding in which the accused can challenge evidence.

Not much chance of conviction? Then you're not charged as going to trial is 'Not in the public interest' i.e. too expensive.

Maybe there are other issues apart from expense. Imagine ou find yourself accused of something you didn't do. What would be your preference for avoiding the risk of being put on trial - a grand jury with prosecutors presenting evidence in a proceeding in which, without your ability to defend yourself, they're trying to persuade a bunch of laypeople of the case or one in which (a) experienced lawyers can decide the evidence isn't convincing and (b) a preliminary hearing in which you can challenge the evidence?

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Re: Grand Jury...

"I fail to see what is bizarre about this concept."

Seeing as you provided a munged link I'm not prepared to follow I can't be sure of the details. But assuming the one-sided, closed door bit is correct - and from reports of other grand jury cases with sealed verdicts & whatnot it appears to be - that, to me, is bizarre.

Wigs or not, a preliminary hearing in open court with the accused able to be represented is the only fit way to do this in a democratic society. That's why we ditched it years ago.

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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"With subscriptions, stop paying and the software goes away completely"

And so does your data if it's in a proprietary file format that nobody's cracked. It's ransomware but subtle.

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Re: "something more durable – with upgrade paths"

Or you took out the middle one from the chain (filaments in series) and checked continuity to each end so you could then check the faulty half. If both halves checked OK you sat there puzzled until the penny dropped.

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"but we expect M$ to keep producing security updates for free, indefinitely"

And why do we expect them to produce security updates? Obvious answer: because they need to. But why do they need to?

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At an antiques fair there was somebody selling a Leica Olympic. I made a note of the serial number engraved on it and sure enough it checked out for 1936. But Leica never made an Olympic - Zeiss made a 180mm f2.8 Tessar lens for the Berlin Olymics, not Leica. It turns out some guy in Poland is taking Russian Leica knock-offs and knocking them off a bit more.

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The underlying problem is a financial industry that assumes that sales of anything will grow forever. They won't. They can't. That's why we're seeing the likes of Microsoft trying to switch customers to some form of subscription, cloud, anything that keeps the money rolling in irrespective of whether it's of benefit to those customers. If they fail to do that their share price, built on the assumption of growth, will tank. Markets need to price shares on the basis of short term growth, medium term peak, long term ticking over.

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My problem is a Leica R4 and several superb Leica lenses. The bar stewards have simply abandoned their old customers. So far I haven't seen any sensible option to allow the use of my old lenses on a new digital camera. The new Leica S digital range can take the old lenses with an adapter - about £250!

Beware, Tesla might take away your car's autopilot if you buy its vehicles from third party dealerships – plus more news

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Re: GPS limiters

"reading road signs to set the limiter."

I'd like to see how that would work here. I live in a network of lanes which can be accessed from 30mph and national speed limit roads and can be navigated between the two without any road signs at all.

I also wonder how it would cope with the stretches of the A75 with 40mph signs with a rider applying it to HGVs. Or the change between MPH & KPH at the Irish border.

AN idea with too many built-in assumptions.

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Re: bits of your car not working...

"the eight grand for the autopilot software is surely less than the impact of the potential negative publicity"

It's probably even less than what they've spent on PR trying to mitigate the response.

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"All the software options stay with the car, not the owner."

Except when they don't.

Starliner snafu could've been worse: Software errors plague Boeing's Calamity Capsule

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Re: Be nasty

"Icon for what should happen to Beoing's senior management"

No. They should be on a manned flight. Even when it's in production one of them should be present as ballast.

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"NOBODY ... wondered whether that was a sensible idea"

I'm sure a lot of people did. The reality distortion field in a typical large business would have made sure such doubts never got through.

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Re: This is why the Shuttle never had a software problem that killed people

"it's a shame the whole damn project isn't covered thusly."

Which is the exact point that Feinman made in the original inquiry.

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Re: "re-verifying flight software code"

"Nevertheless, Boeing's management have taken them to the bottom of the Western aerospace league"

US Govt policy is to ensure that wherever Boeing might be on merit any non-US companies will be penalised into a lower place.

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Re: Capability Maturity Model ?

"They've streamlined their processes to within a percent of perfect"

Define "perfect".

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Re: Capability Maturity Model ?

"starting at the top and working down to the bottom"

Or start at the top and just work down as far as they need to go.

Xerox ups bid in hostile takeover of HP Ink to more than $36.5bn

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These stockholders consistently state that they want the enhanced returns, improved growth prospects their shares loaded with more debt and best-in-class human capital made redundant and replaced with the cheapest that can be found

FTFY

HPE's orders to expert accountant in Autonomy trial revealed

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Re: Expert witnesses are supposed to be independent

"They are either paid by the defence or persecution - the bias is built in."

I'm not sure that my role was being paid by the persecution as you put it but there have been numerous occasions when I would say either I couldn't find any evidence or the evidence was contrary to what was assumed. I've also been in the position in the witness box where I was fending off the prosecuting counsel's attempts to make me put more weight on the evidence than I considered it would bear and ultimately rescued by an objection from the defence.

One of my former colleagues went into private practice. Last time I called in to see the old firm I found he was back in the fold. His explanation was that he couldn't think of enough reasons why bad boys shouldn't be in gaol.

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Re: Fake news

"in UK cases there's normally only one expert witness that both prosecution and defence share"

Having spent about 14 years in a job where it was my role to be an expert witness I don't recognise that situation at all. True we were usually called by the prosecution but there were a number of instances where defence experts came in to examine my or my colleagues' work. Sometimes we had to show them how to operate the microscopes & so forth...

Maybe things are different in the civil world but as I read it it doesn't seem to have been the case here.

Who needs the A-Team or MacGyver when there's a techie with an SCSI cable?

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Re: Bless..

"not a smoker, so not sure of the correct terminology"

I suppose his terminology was quite vigorous.

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Re: This one obviously needed a chalk pentagram in the computer room...

Micropolis. There's a name from the past. Not that I was ever aware of using any.

BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer

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But not down the road at PC Specialist or CCL. And I'm not going to replace my old, used laptop with somebody else's old, used laptop.

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