* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Don't use natwest.co.uk for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer

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Re: So not nwolb.com then?

"Despite it obviously being the shitest domain they could've used."

You think that's shittier than a URL shortening service?

Larry Tesler cut and pasted from this mortal coil: That thing you just did? He probably invented it

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Oh for those early, free-wheeling days of computing.

It gets worrying to see so many of one's own age group going.

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Re: The AI Effect

"consciousness requires architecture flexibility"

I suspect massively parallel processing helps as well.

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Re: Newton - MessagePad

In my case it would be magical.

When the air gap is the space between the ears: A natural gas plant let ransomware spread from office IT to ops

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Re: Hmmm

No budget to maintain separated networks. Instant budget to clean up afterwards.

Assange lawyer: Trump offered WikiLeaker a pardon in exchange for denying Russia hacked Democrats' email

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Re: Bollocks

"Obama/DNC are after him"

Ah, yes. The repeated extradition warrants when Obama was President. How well we all remember them. And how restrained the present administration has been to only issue one.

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"Assange doesn't give up sources."

In this case he might. I think it would be reasonable for anyone visiting the blessed broom cupboard to assume that anything they said might be recorded and not for purposes of staff training.

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Road maintenance in Shropshire.

Sometimes, however, there can be a little too much enthusiasm about filling things in. Away down the road there's a freshly laid patch or asphalt already peeling away. To reveal a slightly sunken manhole cover underneath.

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Re: Something seems wonky in that sentence

I remember years ago some functionary from Sheffield bragging about bagging some new industrial project that was going to bring so many more jobs into the city. Then a couple of weeks later another moaning about traffic. Total disconnect.

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Re: How about...?

"Milk floats usually travelled at roughly walking speed, just like a bin lorry."

When they're actually collecting, yes. But to and from the depot is another matter.

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I went to a talk by a pathologist from Sheffield back in the '80s. His standard opening was "Greetings from the People's Republic of South Yorkshire".

Among those pardoned by Trump this week: Software maker ex-CEO who admitted hacking into rivals' systems

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It needs to be SOP everywhere that the moment a head of government leaves office an investigation starts to look for any criminal activity in their conduct in office and in the run up to it. Any offences should be pursued through the normal criminal courts, not by a political process such as impeachment. And, of course, attempts by the current govt to influence the investigation of the previous one will in turn be looked at.

Ring in the changes: Mandatory two-factor authentication, login alerts, targeted ads opt-out after punters voice privacy gripes

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Re: "allow users to opt-out of sharing personal information"

If they want to do business in the EU and maintain that attitude they'd better add paying regular fines to their business plan.

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Re: "personalized advertising can deliver a better customer experience."

Of course it does. Personalized to customer's choice. My choice is NONE.

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

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Re: Doesn't matter how poor the excuse is

"the expense of an avoidable incident."

There's never a budget to prevent an incident but there's always a budget to mop up afterwards.

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After reading their description I'm left with a vision of an oil rig slowly revolving to the tune of the Blue Danube, 2001-like.

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

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As someone who has long been a salaried employee not been prepared to risk going into business in my own right I object to those who have been prepared being treated like businesses.

FTFY

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"Like other companies across the UK, we are engaged with contractors to ensure we are prepared for IR35."

I.e. prepared to dump their contractors into it with predictable consequences.

Good news: Neural network says 11 asteroids thought to be harmless may hit Earth. Bad news: They are not due to arrive for hundreds of years

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The orbital data aren't precise enough for prediction by calculation but you can still get a good result from a "how long is a piece of string approach". Really?

How the US-China trade war is felt stateside: Xilinx trims workforce after lucrative Huawei sales pipe blocked

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Isn't it wonderful what happens when economic policy is driven by foresight that doesn't extend beyond the next tweet. Or referendum.

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You set up an account just so you could post that garbage?

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Just following instructions....

This whole "cloud" thing is just another name for service bureaus renting out centralized computing.

I'm waiting for someone to reinvent a PC (no, not a phone) to be followed by on-prem servers to be followed yet again by yet another name for bureau service.

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We all know what not to do. The problem is that sometimes our fingers think they know better.

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Re: As usual ...

"He still hasn't worked out how I know. Even if he does discover my edit, he would still have to discover the slight modification to a standard cron job that replaces my code every night "

Are you sure he doesn't know about el Reg? If he doesn't, by the time he's worked out what you've done he'll be up to speed.

25 years of Delphi and no Oracle in sight: Not a Visual Basic killer but hard to kill

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"C got its name because it was the next letter in the alphabet after B"

But did it? There's another school of thought that says it was the next letter after B in BCPL. Because there was never a successor we never found out.

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Re: "Thinking back to 2002-2005,"

"Their previous attempt to deliver a Linux tool failed too"

Kylix. Forget all the other reasons - it failed because it didn't work. IIRC it just ceased to work about the time the 2.6 kernel rolled in. Again IIRC there was some amended GPLed component in there but, of course, the amended source wasn't. And I remember trying to get some database driver code to compile which it insisted had syntax errors in but yet, oddly, compiled fine in Delphi. Then FPC and Lazarus came along and it no longer mattered whether Kylix was any good or not.

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Re: "Pascal was a horrible language for real work"

"Don't know about the UCSD version, because I never used it."

An OS written in a high level interpreted language was pretty neat. Yes it compiled down to p-code but p-code was then interpreted.

I don't know how novel its UI features were but coming after cards on mainframe and CP/M (even CP/M with FORTRAN) they seemed pretty innovative. There was a ton of clever stuff in there.

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"Unlike VB, it sensibly has different operators for assignment (:=) and comparison (=)."

The original Basic, of course, had a specific key word for assignment. Dropping "LET" was less verbose but less clear.

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"Delphi was more of a niche product, loved by independent developers but less prominent in corporate IT departments."

I had a client who'd used Delphi 6 for in-house projects. Just before I left they switched to C# for a new project. The size of the team started growing...and growing...and kept growing. I dread to think what the difference in productivity must have been although maybe their self-styled architect might have had a bearing on that.

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Re: A great product that is too expensive now..

"The cheapest option is now £1399 initial payment with £399 per year after that using the, now popular, subscription model."

Buy and subscribe!

The Borland model IIR was buy it and install wherever you need so if you had an office desktop and a laptop you could install it on both. And no fuss about how distributing the compiled application. What times we lived in!

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Yes, Free Pascal Compiler, the language product and Lazarus both deserve a mention.

Voatz of no confidence: MIT boffins eviscerate US election app, claim fiends could exploit flaws to derail democracy

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Right now anyone wanting to derail democracy must be standing in a long queue.

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Re: Some things just need to be done properly

But...but..but. It's so not 21st century.

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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Nutrient agar.

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Re: Nicky Morgan

It seems an extreme measure to get her away from the PAC but I can see any PM would want to do that. Gamekeeper turned poacher.

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"Boris is talking about another few dozen billion for a bridge"

He needs somewhere to put the customs point that he insists won't happen. If anybody seriously wants to improve traffic between Britain & N Ireland they should upgrade the A75 to dual carriageway all the way - and with no more roundabouts in the entire length than they currently have around Dumfries.

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"The department for digital, culture media and for some reason also sport"

I like absence of a comma between culture and media.

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"The US's controversial "Section 230" makes companies liable for user-generated content that could be linked to human trafficking and coerced sex work. In practice, this has led to overzealous self-policing"

It doesn't seem to have had any effect on Usenet pimp spam from Google Groups, more's the pity.

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

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To be fair, it was a business education, just not the one they were looking for.

Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask

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"Somehow, Reuters persuaded its global sports editor Ossian Shine to help advance the date of his own redundancy by being the video-captured human in question."

If he's on for royalties it could be a smart move. "He" can report from a dozen different venues on the same day and he just picks up the money every week.

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

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"I'd have to say I'd have thought it'd be SOP to check"

I'd have thought it would have been SOP to hold a site meeting well beforehand with the users of the rooms that might have been affect. And to put up large warning notices in advance. Relying on emails for something like that is just silly. Even if the meeting invites were sent out by emails that were missed there'd have been time to take other steps to let people know.

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Re: "I hate them."

"Turn the drippings into real gravy for the spuds."

Don't forget the Yorkshire puddings which, of course, are a starter.

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Re: Selectively shooting them is the only thing that will work.

"in UK coastal towns for a great example of this"

If only they'd stay in the coastal towns. Or at least, just on the coast.

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Even if they got on even terms they'd likely just herd them. Years ago when the farmers wife kept hens in the field behind us if the collies were at a loose end they'd round them up, apparently just for fun.

UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey

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Re: Anonymous Contractor

" was on a total 'salary package'... of just over £25k, a contractor doing *exactly the same job* was on just over £45k."

So why didn't you go freelance yourself? When you've answered that you should be well on the way to working out what the £20k was for.

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Re: Anonymous Contractor

"Getting paid way more than a permy doing the same job, just pay more tax and be done with it, or go permy and get paid the same as your peers, simple."

Usual reply: If it's as simple as that why are you permie (it's obvious from your comment that you are)? Is it that you don't fancy the risks you were so quick to dismiss?

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Re: It's not just IR35 though

Out of that list VAT isn't really a cost for the freelancer. It might be for some classes of client.

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Re: re: contractors are not prepared to be unfairly treated

"You sound bitter that you're not a contractor."

He sounds bitter that he's not being paid the same as a contractor without having actually troubled to think about the risks and responsibilities.

Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork

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Re: A simply test for this kind of operation.

No, it's magic beans.

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"I binge-listened at the weekend"

I know the weather was bad but that seems like a pretty miserable way to spend a seekend.

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