* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Doctor, doctor, got some sad news, there's been a bad case of hacking you: UK govt investigates email fail

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Re: Delusional Officialdom

It could be worse. They could have used the phrase "world beating" which is the usual form of hubris.

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Re: If the Tories General Election pledge was to NOT sell of the NHS

"with binding pledges"

The only thing worse that manifesto pledges when coping with reality would be binding manifesto pledges.

University of Cambridge to decommission its homegrown email service Hermes in favour of Microsoft Exchange Online

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"the knowledge and expertise needed to keep it running are in very short supply."

What an admission for a university to make.

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

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Re: Short and sweet.

Read what I wrote. "more specifically their vectors". That's people.

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Re: Short and sweet.

"Ok explain the Spanish Flu of 1918"

WWI

Lots of soldiers from all over the world brought together and then dispersed. I thought that was common knowledge.

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Re: Short and sweet.

Except to move novel viruses or, more specifically, their vectors around the planet. It was mass aviation that got us into this mess.

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"Why?"

To get to those private islands, of course.

Leaky AWS S3 buckets are so common, they're being found by the thousands now – with lots of buried secrets

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Once enough businesses have been done over badly enough to show up as case studies in business schools it'll get sorted.

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Re: Outsourcing

"This is a problem over and above the abilities (or lack thereof) of the staff."

If the manglement sees moving its data centre to the cloud or the like as a means of saving money on staff who have the ability to secure their infrastructure, wherever taht may be, and can demand commensurate salaries, then the two are intertwined.

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Or someone elsewhere in the business with a company credit card and an app they got somewhere.

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Re: And the corporate world ...

"I was discussing increasing the size of the attack surface, not the abilities (or lack thereof) of the staff."

Actually, you framed it in terms of businesses understanding that. But it's not the business as some legal entity that understands things, it'sthe people who work there. It matters if that ability remains in the company after the PHBs have done their thing,

Co-inventor of the computer mouse, William English, dies

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"So why houses?"

The Wikipedia entry on plurals gives "housen" as a rare/dialectal plural. I think modern "standard" English was cobbled together from multiple dialects which handled plurals (and other things) in different ways so maybe some of these exceptions come about by most words of a class coming from one dialect and the odd word from another.

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"We might all have a drawer or box of old computer mouses, but they can be counted accurately."

Experience says otherwise.

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Re: Revolutionary

The tricky bit's the subtraction.

Architect of tech contractor tax fraud scheme jailed for at least five years

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"The service concerned, Plutus Payroll, was technically the contractors’ employer,"

That should have been a warning. If you're freelance* work through your own company, not someone else's. Engage an accountant to do the sums ifyou wish but ensure the money comes into, and taxes go out of, the company's account where you or the CoSec can control it.

* and not a sole trader

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Re: So much for 'umbrella' services

HMRC don't seem to give 2 shits

FTFY

UK Defence Committee chair muses treating TikTok like Huawei: So eyeball its code then ban it from the country?

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A government MP who's heard of HCSEC! Maybe he should tell his colleagues because he seems to be in a minority of one.

'We stopped ransomware' boasts Blackbaud CEO. And by 'stopped' he means 'got insurance to pay off crooks'

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Re: Capitalism at its best

"there is literally no more possibility of stopping this type of crime"

Actually there is. Make it an offence to pay the ransom with the board liable to imprisonment for up to 10 years each for breach.

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Re: National Trust

I've no doubt they are farfrom happy but where was this? The NT volunteer URL simply redirects to a dashboard run by Blackbaud and volunteers seem to be covered by a privacy policy which ATM seems to be more aspirational than real.

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Re: "don't anticipate any material financial impact" and "do have insurance coverage"

Just pissed off? I'd have thought they should be a little more reactive than that.

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Re: No consent for data sharing in the first place

"The problem here is that that data wasn't secured properly, not that they stored it."

The problem was that they didn't store it. They gave it to somebody else to store, presumably to save money.

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Re: No consent for data sharing in the first place

The GDPR also has something to say about looking after the data and the responsibilities of data processors. The big failure here has been the Privacy Figleaf saying it's OK to ship the data to some overseas processor providing they abide by certain terms some of which cannot be honoured US-based corporations as court has finally ruled on.* And it was OK if you could only proceed against the overseas processor for breaches in their jurisdiction.

What we haven't heard about yet is what Blackbaud's customers are going to do about taking action. Presumably Blackbaud were in breach of contract. I'd have thought their earnings call would have said "We expect to lose contracts and be sued into oblivion."

* But we knew that anyway,didn't we.

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The standard contract clauses ot the Privacy Figleaf are quite inadequate protection for data subjects (assuming, of course,that the UK is still enjoying this fictional protection during the transition period). There needs to be provision for the data subjects to take action for compensation in their own jurisdiction. From what the report says HM Opposition should have some support for this principle.

A tale of mainframes and students being too clever by far

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Re: As Built

One of Brookes' less quoted dicta was that the documentation should be the first thing started and the last thing finished.

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"even official documentation can get it wrong sometimes."

Or maybe not keep up with changes. Too much trouble....

Who was behind that stunning Twitter hack? State spies? Probably this Florida kid, say US prosecutors

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Re: "A recent Twitter hack probably didn’t scare you. Here’s why it should."

Ah diddums. An Atlantic journalist, self describes as a member of Twitter's "obsessive elite", got locked out of his account and now the sky is falling - at least that seemed to be where he was heading when I baled out of his rant.

Glum Alphabet execs look up from red-ink ad figures. What will we do, they ask. Ahem, coughs Google Cloud

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Re: Not anything to do with user preferences

Disliking ads leads to ad-blockers which could also contribute. There might be a third factor. Remember all that business about advertisers boycotting FB? Maybe it's spilling over; advertisers starting to wonder why they're spending so much on adverts generally.

Congratulations Peebles. Felicitations Queenzieburn. Openreach is bringing you FTTP (yes, they're real places)

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Re: yipee

Can I clarify that? You get 12Mb download but think you should be in the queue for an upgrade ahead of someone at the end of a 2 mile ADSL line. It isn't worth £400 a month to you but you think that BT should give it to you.

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Somebody who answers his own rhetorical questions is never going to let facts get in his way.

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Meanwhile in rural areas there'll be those who can only have ADSL. So where should they stand in the queue relative to those already with FTTC upgrading to FTTP?

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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It's harder to fake damage than people think.

A young woman had had a telling off from the police apparently tried to inconvenience them by reporting she'd been kidnapped and assaulted and here was her clothing to prove it. She didn't seem to realise that if she couldn't manually cause the damage she claimed (pulling off well stitched on buttons and tearing a dress from the hem) it wouldn't happen in an assault either. The use of scissors to start the tear and to snip off the buttons was quite obvious, as was the lack of the sort of tears that occur in reality.

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Re: Elected Members

"Just sign this disclaimer that you refuse to take security training before I set up your email account. Nothing I can do about it, the auditors will check. They seize on that sort of thing with elected councillors, you know."

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I was thinking more along the lines of to the pub. The good BOFH never sleeps. It wastes time better devoted to malevolence and sneaking into the building to loosen window catches and recable the boss's office to install listening devices..

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Re: Yeah. Been there..

"Only damage was a few scratches."

To the stairs?

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Re: Which is why I always turn off email sigs...

The real gems are the corporate sigs that say if you're not the intended recipient you shouldn't read this email. Appended at the end where you only see it after reading the email. Because email clients have a facility for adding sigs but not headers and the thought that would have to go into issuing a corporate template and instructions to prepend it would be too hard.

Venerable text editor GNU Nano reaches version 5.0 and adds the modern frippery that is scrollbars

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Re: Cult?

"The thing about easier software is that it allows you to think about the problem more than the tool."

So? vi requires no thinking about. It's hardwired.

This investor blew nearly $300,000 on Intel shares the day before 7nm disaster reveal. Yup, she's suing

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I'd like to think that Intel investors would be smart enough to remember that they're the owners of Intel and that if they sue Intel they're suing themselves. Anything they make comes out of their own funds as do all the legal fees.

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Re: WAAAAAAAAAH!

Or maybe sue the horse.

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I'm not even sure it's buyer's remorse. I think she likes to playheads I win, tails I don't lose.

AI assistants work perfectly in the UK – unless you're from Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Birmingham, Belfast...

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Once they've sorted out Belfast they still have North Antrim to deal with.

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Re: Yet another reason

I suppose misunderstanding cancels out the privacy issues.

It's been five years since Windows 10 hit: So... how's that working out for you all?

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Re: The case of Windows 8

That's the way with UIs everywhere.

Correction, that's the way with OS UIs everywhere. For the abominations of web UI designers the available changes are take it or leave it.

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Re: So here is a question for the group.

At first glance my KDE desktop looks quite like W2K as I remember it. On closer inspection it looks more like W2K moved on gently with multiple work spaces & the like. Evolution, not revolution.

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Re: "Red Hat did not get where it is today by giving away the OS. "

"So why it was sold instead of walking on its own legs?"

Cashing in plus the head that wore the red hat now has a well upholstered blue one.

Microsoft delivers CouchOps capability with Android TV upgrade to Remote Desktop app

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Re: Virtual Desktops

Desktop is already an abstraction as in "My laptop has a KDE desktop".

Once considered lost, ESA and NASA's SOHO came back from the brink of death to work even better than it did before

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Re: syntactically and logically correct

Still less what you intend it to do.

Someone made an AI that predicted gender from email addresses, usernames. It went about as well as expected

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Re: I want to discriminated correctly!

"They are stereotypical because it works"

No, they are stereotypical because people selling advertising sell advertising. That's all they do. They really have no idea about who's reading their crap but they're safe in the knowledge that the advertisers are no better informed so they can keep selling their "insights" to their marks.

Take the situation here. SWMBO does some searches then says "If you're on Amazon can you order $PRESENTS_FOR_GRANDDAUGHTER". Consequently Amazon now offers, based on my previous purchases, stuff suitable for a 15-yo girl. I'd seriously believe they know what they're doing if in about 11 months' time they start showing stuff suitable for a 16-yo girl. It would, by their standards, be an improvement if searching for "desoldering" didn't bring up mostly soldering irons with a few heated solder pots thrown in for good measure. By contrast I'm due to receive the latest order of stuff I previously ordered months ago; I had to search back orders to find it.

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"this binary classification could be harmful if it was used for, say, selecting targeted advertising to show to people online."

Harmful to whom? Presumably the advertiser. In that case it's unlikely to do a worse job than the usual bazaar (or bizarre) technique of showing stuff on the basis of "your previous searches" or "your previous purchases".

HPE's Azure Stack Hub future 'in doubt' as US staff canned, SimpliVity team cut, India picks up the pieces

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Re: Business as Usual

The article didn't say "most", it said "a significant number". Weasel words such as these need to be treated with a good deal of scepticism. How large is significant? What if it's 2?

Chinese ambassador to UK threatens to withdraw Huawei, £3bn investment if comms giant banned from building 5G

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Re: This title is too long because we don't allow for Re:

They can C) replace the current ambassador so only he loses face.

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