* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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US declares emergency after ransomware shuts oil pipeline that pumps 100 million gallons a day

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Re: The Internet...

"Run the comms along the pipeline for the most part, and not connect it to the internet."

Have you no idea of the number of executive bonuses you could pay with the amount it would cost to maintain that when all you have to do with the internet is pay the phone bill?

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"and that it wasn't due to some lower down rogue employee"

In such circumstances it can always be shown that it was some lower down rogue employee.

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Even then it might only happen in some cases after some examples are made which will probably take tome to drag through the courts.

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Re: In 1964 ...

"probably kind of expensive and not all that reliable"

But not too bad compared with the current situation. Apart from anything else, where do you magic up all those road tankers when you need them? And if you succeed, where do you magic up the tankers to replace whatever it was they were doing before?

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Re: Lessons learnt? I doubt it.

Go on, you know it'd be a good "Who, me?".

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Re: Lessons learnt? I doubt it.

"they lack managers who will do the job they were hired to do"

It might be managers doing what they were hired to do - cut costs.

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Re: One word:

"security is an after thought and can be cobbled on later if needed"

I wonder if sometimes these systems start out as secure and it's convenience cost-saving insecurity that's cobbled on later.

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Re: One word:

Errrm....

That was two.

Accidentally wiped an app's directory? Hey, just play the 'unscheduled maintenance' card. Now you're a hero

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"all DOS messages have been formatted for a 40-column screen"

Somehow, as technology advanced, error codes alone grew towards the 40 character mark.

Namecheap hosted 25%+ of fake UK govt phishing sites last year – NCSC report

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The one email address I have that receives frequent spam - which gets reported - is an old Hotmail address. Apart from SEO and the like service offerings* the phishing spam it receives is almost entirely pretending to be from one of the numerous Microsoft email brands. A check in the server spam folder shows that almost all other phishing spam such as advance payment scams is trapped and virtually none of the fake Microsoft mail is trapped. I'd have thought that there should be sufficient reports for NCSC to start having a quiet word with Microsoft to tighten up.

NCSC need to have words with their own marketing department. Earlier this year the responses to reports started including links to their own puffery making them look just like phishing emails. The link in TFA to the report is non-functional with JavaScript blocked. Given the point made in the report about JavaScript framework poisoning they really should know better than to (a) depend on JavaScript so heavily on their own site and (b) send out emails pointing to it.

* These generally get a response pretending to be a supplier questionnaire designed to suck them in before gently leading them to the conclusion that they've paid good money for a crap spam list.

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Re: "a 28.8 per cent share of known UK government-themed phishing sites"

"there's a good change the government is going to come and have a word with you."

As HMRC is one of the frequent sites spoofed I look forward to Namecheap, its management and board being subject to frequent and searching audits by them.

Philanthropist and ex-Microsoft manager Melinda Gates and her husband Bill split after 27 years of marriage

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"It's very much his way or the highway."

I suppose it might be a way of ensuring the money's spent on what it's supposed to be spent on. So easy for one of a head of government's numerous partners to get ideas about gold wallpaper otherwise.

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Don't be mean

Think about the mode.

Or to spell it out, wealth concentrated in the hands of the few doesn't benefit mankind if vast numbers are in poverty.

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When I read about people raising "incredible children" I wonder why they didn't raise them to tell the truth.

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but hey people are still given little choice but to buy it

FTFY

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"A 'piece of crap' has nearly 90% of the market, Linux has 8%."

Which is not surprising after decades of strong-arming manufacturers to pre-load it onto just about every PC on the planet except for Macs. Even a laptop bought without Windows comes with an un-activated copy of Windows on it.

By your argument a diet of burgers and Coke must be one of the best humanity could subsist on.

Don't confuse heavy marketing with excellence of product.

Visual Basic 6 returns: You've been a good developer all year. You have social distanced, you have helped your mom. Here's your reward

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Re: Visual Basic

You mean something like Borland C++ Builder?

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Re: Horse manure

"probably indoors too"

Only if you keep the windows open.

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"So does the community edition of Delphi"

No it doesn't. Not even my ancient Professional copy of Delphi has done that for years.

No Linux support.

Lazarus is where it's at.

Nasdaq's 32-bit code can't handle Berkshire Hathaway's monster share price

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Re: Use of floating point numbers ?

The much maligned Imperial system of weights and measures had little islands of binary sanity. Apart from ha'pennies and farthings in currency there were pounds and ounces (binary ratios are particularly suitable for weighing) and stones, quarters and hundredweights. It was just the bridge between pounds and stones which was irrational.

British bank TSB says it will fix days-long transaction troubles tonight

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"The company should be aware of the negative publicity that outages can generate, with the problems of 2018 having caused the previous CEO to lose his job and cost the bank £200m."

It needs to cost a bank far more than £200m before lessons get learned.

'A massive middle finger': Open-source audio fans up in arms after Audacity opts to add telemetry capture

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Oh, look

Only the second (and third) post. I suppose it makes an improvement on a first post going so massively against the grain.

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Re: F**k It

The move was audacious.

Broadband plumber Openreach yanks legacy copper phone lines in Suffolk town of Mildenhall en route to getting the UK on VoIP

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Re: "The handset will plug into a router"

Until there's a power cut. That's where the original, still connected handset comes into its own.

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"The legacy copper network has proven particularly expensive to maintain as the cables and telephone poles used are exposed to the elements, and thus susceptible to weather damage."

My telephone connection is entirely underground except for the green footway boxes connecting bits of underground cables together. My neighbours' connections are all strung from posts for the last few 10s of metres. If/when fibre connections replace them are made my guess is that all of them, including mine, will be overhead.

Privacy activist Max Schrems on Microsoft's EU data move: It won't keep the NSA away

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Simple rule of thumb. If your data is processed by any large business it's probably not private and if it's processed by a US corporation or other business with a SU exposure it's certainly not private.

Gone in 60 electrons: Digital art swaggers down the cul-de-sac of obsolescence

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Re: That's a feature, not a bug

"gives more money to the content creators"

Maybe. To the publishers, certainly.

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I wonder whether 2021 digital technologies will still be available in 2031.

FTFY

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Re: Technology repeating

Nothing new under the sun.

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It's still an over-elaborate and dubiously reliable solution to an already solved problem.

Google will make you use two-step verification to login

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I finally gave them the start of the Unix epoch and it kept them quiet. If enough people did that maybe they'd get the message that they're being treated with exactly the amount of respect they deserve.

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Re: Usability?

"Once again the addition of more security will result in more work for the user."

Translate that to "the most minimal password the user can contrive".

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Re: Are these people real?

The question to ask is why do these bastards want a password? If it's to protect my interests then I'll use a random string of characters and let KeePass do the heavy lifting. If it's for some arcane purposes of their own (hello iPlayer BBC Sounds) it gets Passw0rd1 or something appropriate.

China sprayed space with 3,000 pieces of junk. US military officials want rules to stop that sort of thing

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Re: China does not care what the USA says

"They will only change if debris falls on Xi Jinping's head."

I see Beijing is just about within reach of the the current bit of pending fallout. A touch of Karma is all that's needed.

Which? warns that more than 2 million Brits are on old and insecure routers – wagging a finger at Huawei-made kit

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Re: "white-label devices sourced from China"

That does assume there is such a thing as secure kit as opposed to the choice of kit whose insecurities have been discovered and kit whose insecurities remain unknown. Yes, I'm feeling pessimistic today.

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Re: Tech is slowly taking control.. because we let it.

"Here's a suggestion to ISPs: supply non-configurable routers."

I'm not happy with that idea. My ISP in effect did that. They "upgraded" remotely and took away my ability to run admin level. They've frozen me out of being able to make changes to the DHCP settings I had in place. I suppose the best thing would be to replace it but then it's a matter of finding smething that's neither a load of cack nor over-priced. In my case overpriced would include paying for an included wireless access point as the location of the master socket isn't the best place to get a good signal out.

JET engine flaws can crash Microsoft's IIS, SQL Server, say Palo Alto researchers

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MicroSoft's response

Go away, little people. Stop bothering us.

Basecamp CEO issues apology after 'no political discussions at work' edict blows up in his face

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Re: What part of that so people have issues with?

It might be a case of "Mission accomplished, everyone else: as you were.".

Signal banned for booking obviously targeted ads? That story's too good to be true, Facebook claims

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No, just one house. A blue plaque on the other.

WTH are NFTs? Here is the token, there is the Beeple....

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"Does that make the entire blockchain illegal?"

If it does it will probbly make it more valuable. Such is the way of the world.

Yahoo! and! AOL! sold! for! $5bn! as! Verizon! abandons! media! empire! dreams!

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4.4 + 4.8 = 5

That's not a media empire dream, it's a nightmare.

Microsoft demotes Calibri from default typeface gig, starts fling with five other fonts

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Re: American Psycho

"like a paint catalogue's white tint page, with fifty different names for the same shade of white."

From experience working with equivalent in textiles the many shades of white and many shades of black are real, especially when you run chromatograms of the latter.

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Re: Solution looking for a problem?

The Techcrunch article linked previously shows them all to have different metrics. That's a significant difference because it buggers up layouts.

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Upvote for Ladybird books - fond but distant memories of teaching the kids to read. Not so much for your Oxford Reading Tree which want to use Javascript to do anything at all - why?

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Re: Bah!

I think I know enough about fonts (use Arial, or else improve things by using any font that doesn't have either the India/lima/one or Oscar/one problem)

FTFY

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Re: word doc != artwork

"for the time required to extract said artwork "

Right click>Edit in external tool>Save from Gwenviews

Takes seconds, always assuming that what's embedded isn't some stupid resolution or a humungous image of which only a tiny portion is on view. (I had a word document which included two tiny portraits. It turned out that both were on the same original image of a page and the entire page image was embedded twice. Why do WP programs say "Crop" when they don't mean it?)

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Re: re: No substantial changes;

"One step forward, two steps back."

That's not how Microsoft see it.

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Re: Don't forget the users with reading difficulties

"Some will blame it on their software and the only solution is to get a Office 365 subscription to fix it."

Anew version of the ploy that worked so well when every new version of Word had a new .doc format that wasn't backward compatible.

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Re: Microsoft’s new default font options, rated

It reminds me of the stencils we used to label diagrams before Letraset arrived.

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

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I remember an HP SE arriving to remove the shipping strut from a new tape drive to find I'd already done it. At that time TORX screws were new and fairly uncommon but I happened to have a set of bits in my screwdriver set. That was the set with the Intel Inside sticker. It fell off the back of some tower box I was working on and stuck rather more firmly to the screwdriver lid so I left it there.

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