* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Samsung is planning to reverse-engineer the human brain on to a chip

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We already have brains. We may not understand how they do it but we have a good understanding of the results it can produce. A much better effort would be to look at what the human brain finds difficult and make products that help with those tasks. But that sounds remarkably like what we've been doing all these years with so much existing software.

Metro Bank techies placed at risk of redundancy, severance terms criticised

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If I had an account there I'd be quite agile about moving it.

If your head's not in the cloud, you're not in the right place

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Re: The complexity and scale of a proper corporate infrastructure

Back in the distant past - 1980s, 1990s - I worked in an environment where we had a small team working on Unix/RDBMS (mine), another on VAX/VMS and another on IBM type stuff all handling different aspects of the business. I'm not sure about the last two but in my area we didn't really differentiate between development and operations; our technical knowledge applied to both operations (which wasn't all that onerous) and development, and user support informed our knowledge of our part of the business which was essential for development. Back then it was just what we did - it didn't need a special name.

Only in the last few years before retirement was I in a mostly Windows shop where operations and development were separate. It made life harder, at least from a development point of view, not least because of the amount of ceremony involved in handing stuff over. Oddly enough the ceremony was suddenly set aside any time we had to look at the operational system to sort out the crap data my client's client (one of the Usual Suspects) had sent because their favoured Indian outsourcer had rotated in another lot of XML-deficient staff on short term visas.

I wonder if combining the two has somehow become special because of the notion that you have to crank out new stuff on a daily or even hourly basis.

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Re: the words "DO NOT CLOSE DOWN THIS APPLICATION"

"bigger and better idiot-proof"

I think there's probably another iron triangle involved here. Certainly "bigger" and "idiot-proof" don't fit together very well.

Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou admits lying about Iran deal, gets to go home

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The whole affair seems to have been a mix of political dogma and personality issues, global security, national trade issues and US overreach, particularly getting Canada to do its dirty work. No wonder it's eventually fallen apart.

With just over two weeks to go, Microsoft punts Windows 11 to Release Preview

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Re: Joke

"And the eco-crowd is nowhere to be seen."

Migrating from one single issue to another takes time.

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"A problem is not FIXED until the customer has tested it and verified it is fixed"

I don't think Microsoft look on you as a customer. Customers are OEMs who ship Windows installed on computers. They don't have your problem.

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The devil you know

Why fret about updating? By the time your W10-running H/W dies W11 will have reached what used to be known as SP3. Folklore ways that was the marker for considering a new OS to be safe to install. No need to hurry.

Scientists took cues from helicopter seeds to invent tiny microchips that float on wind

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Scattering e-waste over the countryside.

Check your bits: What to do when Unix decides to make a hash of your bill printouts

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A late cousin-in-law was reputed to occasionally go over a roundabout to save time. And, no, that's nothing to do with him being late - he lived into his 90s. At one stage he owned a car I'd have loved to have had a drive in - a Bristol 406. The family were also keen on caravanning (takes all sorts) and wrote to Bristol for advice about fitting a tow bar. The body was aluminium on a chassis that stopped somewhere about the back axle. They wrote back to say if he worked it out could he let them know. As he co-owned an engineering works he did work it out.

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Re: Not a Cossie, but...

Did they even wonder where you might be parking it?

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Re: HP LaserJet 4

LaserJet II? I wouldn't be surprised to find a numberless LaserJet working somewhere. Probably in the ruins of the building that collapsed under its weight.

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Re: I don’t think printers will ever work…

You should look for an old HP laser printer.

CutefishOS: Unix-y development model? Check. macOS aesthetic? Check (if you like that sort of thing)

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Re: We need a Windows simlation plugin

I forgot the progress dialog that jumps randomly between 99%, 2%, 110% and 84%. This isn't and ordinary progress bar, it's an MS progress bar.

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Of course it is . Has been for years.

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Re: Which do you choose a hard or soft option?

If it's part of the distro the correct way is to open the distro's S/W installer (Synaotic in my case), search and click. You only run the install as admin, unlike some of the S/W on my old Windows VM (I occasionally look to remind myself on what I'm missing).

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Irrespective of whether the base desktop environment is Gnome or KDE it provides things like file management which are available across all the distros that use it. I simply don't grok the idea of reinventing these wheels.

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Re: We need a Windows simlation plugin

You forgot random control panels to control random things and the occasional need to hack the registry. Without those you're fooling nobody.

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Simple. The object is to bluff people into thinking they're running a Mac. In those terms the objective is met (or maybe not). Productivity is for peons.

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Re: Which do you choose a hard or soft option?

You don't think that have been something to do with whoever put together the RPM file?

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What an odd comment.

All KDE settings are handled by the System Settings GUI. S/W installation from the distro is handled by Synaptic. Admittedly I usually handle upgrades from the command line because apt update;apt upgrade is simply slicker than fiddling with a GUI. Definitely better than messing with that registry thing.

And I've only seen one full screen launcher - that's on Ubuntu. I suppose there has to be one for those who like the app-centric smartphone approach to working but there are alternatives for those who have a document-centric approach to working, minimalists or pretty well any way you want. One size doesn't fit all and, in the Unix/Linux world, it doesn't have to.

You should give it a try instead of relying on random internet posts you might have read.

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

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Re: Been There...

"a brief period of unemployment...It barely lasted two months."

In freelancer terms that's called "being available" as in the pimp's agent's greeting "Are you available?".

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Re: Chuddies (sort of)

The old ones are the best. Alternative version involves diabetes and urine.

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Re: Doubting Hervé

"The Candy, Hoover and Beko branded ones are all 60cm wide, whereas Hotpoint is 59.5cm and Bosch is 59.6cm. "

You don't mention AEG. For reference new Bosch is wider than old AEG. Either that or it's deeper because the gap narrows slightly back towards the back.

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: Sshh!

At a site visit? All that should have been sorted out from the plans at requirements stage before even plans were drawn.

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Re: "I'm sure we'll lose the records of it in the fire, though...""

On second thoughts it was Church of Ireland parish records that were lost. All those presidents etc want RC ancestors.

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Re: Personal heaters

No, proper heating would have been in order.

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Re: Personal heaters

Spare 13 amp plug once I'd wired one end to the rest of the garage wiring.

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Re: "I'm sure we'll lose the records of it in the fire, though...""

The Dublin Four Courts fire of 1922 made Irish genealogy much more difficult although oddly enough it never seems to have inconvenienced US presidents and other celebrities who realised having Irish roots might be a good idea.

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Your own fault: sending a manager to do something useful.

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Re: Personal heaters

"don't be the idiot who fitted an extension block but forgot to wire it up so made a double plug ended cable to energise the extension block"

I once discovered one of those powering the garage when I moved house.

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Re: Personal heaters

"the electrics in our building being quite old (building no longer exists)"

Cause and effect?

If you're Intel, self-driving cars look an awful lot like PCs

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Re: To intel,

The car's aircon will be re-purposed to cool the server room.

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Re: Trickle-down effect?

"using them like taxis, instead of being something personal"

Good luck with getting your subscription car to take you to work in rush hour when everyone else wants to do the same. In order to guarantee that your subscription will approximate to that of owning a car except for the addition of somebody's profit. Unless the pattern of usage changes the number of vehicles , the need to store them outside of peak demand and the consequent economics won't change.

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"You may have noticed that PCs are edging in that direction."

Yours may be, mine isn't and won't.

One-size-fits-all chargers? What a great idea! Of course Apple would hate it

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Re: Apple don't like it?

" maintaining support for their connectors for a decade at a time does somewhat slow down change."

You (and Apple) say that like it's a bad think. So many USB cables and never the one that fits whatever gadget I'm holding.

Stop worrying that crims could break the 'net, say cyber-diplomats – only nations have tried

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Certainly not in the case of kleptocracies.

UK Ministry of Defence apologises – again – after another major email blunder in Afghanistan

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You might not be able to implement safeguards against everything but you should implement an obvious one to something with such a long history of errors with potentially extremely serious consequences.

Britain publishes 10-year National Artificial Intelligence Strategy

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Another Homegrown Unbeatable BRItish System.

Database containing personal info on 106m people who traveled to Thailand found open to the internet – report

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Re: 106 million records

The difference is that when it's on somebody else's computer it needs to have an external connection. If it's on your own you need to make the additional error of exposing it to the internet.

Thatcher-era ICL mainframe fingered for failure to pay out over £1bn in UK pensions

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Re: Future events for diary.

Given that the client is DWP this is a case where insourcing might have been worse.

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status

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Re: Relax everyone, it's not important

Sawdust? You think in a year's time we'll be able to get sawdust?

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I've called them Wheelbarrow Wheels for a long time but I realise you've nailed it.

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Re: Nice...

You say either and I say either.

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Re: Royal Scot

Add Gypsy Creams to the list of the departed. I believe they've been brought back under the PC name of Romany Creams but I've never seen them.

JEDI contract might be no more, but case should live on, says Oracle: DoD only wants Amazon, Microsoft for new cloud deal

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"Cases do not become moot simply because a defendant issues a press release claiming to have ceased its misconduct,"

Nice example of prejudicial PR.

Let's not forget that lawyers have children to feed although US litigation lawyers would probably feed them to alligators if the money was right.

US Congress ponders setting up permanent UFO investigation office

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Can gravy trains fly?

Edge computing has a bright future, even if nobody's sure quite what that looks like

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I give it a couple of years and we'll have the Individual Device capable of performing all the work local to the user either standalone or only needing a remote server for communication with other Individual Devices or maybe some central storage. No, not at all a Personal Computer or anything like it.

Fix network printing or keep Windows secure? Admins would rather disable PrintNightmare patch

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"We have asked Microsoft for further comment and will report back accordingly."

Their comment might be unprintable.

Don't forget to leave a rating: Amazon chairman meeting with UK prime minister to talk taxes

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Re: he will discuss the “challenges” of taxing giant tech corporations in a digital economy

Ignoring your joke alert and treating it seriously. Any simple tax code will quickly run into the fact that the real world is full of corner cases.

For instance take the idea of taxing a company on revenue rather than profits. What happens when a company goes through a difficult patch, as many have done recently, or is starting up and ploughing receipts back into building its infrastructure? Revenue exceeds expenses so the business is running at a loss. Taxing it on revenue simply helps run it into the ground in the former case and in the latter, at best, stops it developing into the tax generating enterprise it could become.

What happens if a company has no revenue but happens o be holding some asset which is growing in value so that its value is increasing?

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