* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Every Little Helps: Former Tesco boss Dave Lewis to advise UK govt on supply chains

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Re: Focus on essentials first

"There isn't a worker shortage... there's a shitty job/wage environment problem."

This isn't an either/or situation. It's a long and short term situation.

Employment factors combined with Brexit might have left us short of HGV drivers but that doesn't mean that simply upping wages will suddenly materialise a sufficiency of drivers. It simply means that drivers are being shifted to whoever can pay the most. In some instances that means your rubbish won't be collected because bin lorry drivers are being poached by transport companies.

New drivers have to be trained and tested. The capacity for both is limited. Even if training suddenly stepped up there needs to be an increase in testing and that means either training more testers (which takes time and presumably means diverting some existing drivers into doing that with short-term knock-on effects) or shortening with the existing testing. HMG seems to have settled for the latter; we'll have to see what the road safety consequences of that are in the coming months.

Schools email marketing company told us to go away when we told them of exposed database creds, say infoseccers

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"taking steps to ensure security of our systems as we always have done"

Did he even stop to think what he was saying?

Opt-out is the right approach for sharing your medical records with researchers

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Re: Shirley there must be an acceptable third option

"until they grow up"

Optimist!

England's Data Guardian warns of plans to grant police access to patient data

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"The threat of violence in NI is very real."

I'm afraid you're right. I spent 14 years dealing with some of the consequences back in the '70s & '80s. Unfortunately we've got a government that hasn't learned its history and is on course to repeat it.

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"disclose information to police without breaching any obligation of patient confidentiality"

The logic in this seems strangely familiar....

Ah, yes, I remember. We can leave the EU without reimposing a hard border in Ireland and without creating a new one in the Irish Sea. Perhaps it would be as well to see how that conundrum can be solved before creating a new one.

Boeing's Calamity Capsule might take to space once again ... in the first half of 2022

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Re: ‘Oxidizer and moisture’ eh?

You'd think they'd want bragging rights like Branson & Bezos.

.NET Foundation focuses on 'issues with the community' after executive director quits

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"The relationship between large corporations and open source is often strained."

I think many of them looked on it as a PR move. I made them look trendy, hip, cool or whatever. The fact that it has legal significance for the way software is developed passed them by - and maybe bypassed their legal departments. It doesn't seem to be the prerogative of large corporations either as some startups seem to have done the same.

The planet survived six hours without Facebook. Let's make it longer next time

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"Delete your faecebook accounts"

Sorry, won't can't.

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Re: Life goes on...

Last time I looked Gmail was a mail service provider. OK, it's Google so I suppose if you access it via the web you'll get ads but why do that - pop.gmail.com port 995 works perfectly well.

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Re: Without Facebook...

Email. Phone. Snail mail.

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Re: It will take a while

"it isn't what the cool kids use"

And all the better for that.

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Re: It will take a while

"Yes - but you need to figure a way to pay for it, or to have it truly distributed"

Like Diaspora?

The actual problem is that these networks connect people and some people are antisocial so how do you keep those out?

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Re: Without Facebook...

"how would I keep up with old friends I've not seen since 1992?"

Email. Phone. Snail mail.

If Facebook didn't exist it wouldn't have to be invented. The only thing wrong is that somebody did.

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Efficiency or hubris?

"Efficiency had won over redundancy."

Zuck has made his position clear - everyone should use Facebook for communication with each other. Perhaps this was taken literally which mean there was no communication network other than Facebook's. No back-channel to manage the infrastructure. If you think you're all the communication the world needs why would there be?

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"Pity the lonely, unloved Facebook network admin"

Pity? Unloved? No, we applaud and love him or her and wish the rest of them would follow suit.

Which is pretty well the point being made a couple of paragraphs above.

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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"Again, I would suggest looking for another reason to explain the disk not working."

QIC: Quarter Inch Cartridge, a tape format.

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Re: Not a PC but a monitor

We had a couple of models of Zilog, all with their monitors & keyboards sitting on top of them. On one model the monitors wee stable, on the other they would continuously wobble, presumably because of the fields of something - disk drives? - just below them.

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Re: Plodigy strikes again

Damage limitation?

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Re: Why fridge magnets can actually erase data more easily than those Neodym

Not only that, the smaller and closer together the poles are the easier they'll cancel each other out at any distance from the magnet.

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Unhappy

Headquarters and General Supplies. Proops. Henrys. All gone.

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So the fridge door, computer casing or whatever is going to act like the keeper across the poles of a horseshoe magnet and contain almost all of the field between the poles leaving little to leak out.

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"But will it survive? Turns out, yes."

IME, on a sample of one: no.

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There's a lot to be said for making PC casings out of plastic or aluminium.

Just a thought - are fridge magnets all or predominantly magnetised with the same orientation? If they're random or better still each ha two poles with opposite orientation (like a horseshoe magnet) then the net field on the other side of the cover should be low to nil.

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: It's happening

I think he might have meant "We never wanted to be found out this way."

Judge rejects claims Cloudflare should be held responsible for customers' copyright infringement

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Re: Missing the point

"Cloudflare and their fans like to use analogies like postal service, road builders, and power companies. Illegal stuff happens and it's nobody's fault."

It very obviously is somebody's fault. It's the fault of those who post the stuff to the website. However the plaintiff's lawyers will argue (to the plaintiff) that the most they can be sued for is pennies because that's all they have but here's a big corporation, Cloudflare. They have money. The fact that Cloudflare is simply, blindly passing 1s and 0s along, just like the ISPs or anyone else in the transmission chain is not made obvious to the plaintiffs until they go to court. They lose but no doubt their lawyers still get paid.

The best way of stopping it would probably be to send cease and desist letters to the hosting companies. That would give them the option of suing if the offending material isn't taken down but unless the hosting company ignores it there's no money to be made out of that.

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Re: "We agree with the district court’s reasoning"

"I haven't read the full judgment, but the judge's reasoning described in the article is quite different"

I've read it. The judgement is in terms of what the plaintiffs were actually claiming.

The nub of the complaint against Cloudflare AIUI is that it made the website load faster. In terms of the analogy it's like blaming the road makers for laying down black top over a rough track which enabled a faster getaway. Long story short - it didn't make any difference, they'd have gotten away anyway.

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

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Re: The guy's here...

Just use an easy to remember phrase like "correct battery horse staple".

Like?

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Re: This week

Don't forget to test the procedure for replacing all the user IDs.

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Re: Ah, yes.

I suppose the old production servers were also decommissioned and their backups destroyed to avoid any risk of data leakage.

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Re: Testing 1 2 3

Anderson shelters?

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As of today my soon to be ex-bank are still using covid as an excuse.

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Re: Test into prod?

"Good thing we backup our test servers."

But don't tell the users until you've let them sweat a bit.

Facebook, Instagram finally end days of uptime by returning to some downtime

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"We apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused."

Not that I have any sympathy for inconvenience caused to advertisers* - the more the better in my view - but this is another victim-blaming pseudo apology. What they're really saying is more like "If you were better organised you'd have worked round it.". They are most carefully removing themselves from any shadow of blame.

A real but watered-down apology would have been "We apologise for causing inconvenience".

* Actually, it's not advertisers caught up in this. It's the advertising industry. Advertisers are the the advertising industry's customers.

Microsoft vows to make its Surface laptops, Xbox kit easier to fix by 2022

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Re: I'll believe it when I see it.

"Change starts with design"

Designers are now complaining they're having to ditch all the hard-won progress they've made in unrepairability.

Quantum computing startups pull in millions as VCs rush to get ahead of the game

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For the gold rush it was shovels. What do quantum computing companies buy?

Get real: Say what you like about your app but don't be surprised if I trollsplain

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Re: Ultimate marketing

Customer: I don't think much of this. Why do you call it the ultimate meal?

Waiter: You're eating the last customer to order an ultimate meal, sir.

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Re: Ah yes, just in time for the Christmas ads

Maybe they have a stock control problem and it really is the red flannel shirt etc.

Motivated by commerce, not conscience, Google bans ads for climate change consensus contradictors

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Re: one who questions the orthodoxy

There is ample basis for avoiding burning fossil hydrocarbons where substitutes exist. Hydrocarbons are multi-use materials, usable as fuels and as the starting point for industrial processes. In the first role it's often open to substitution, in the second not so often. The stuff that's been burned needlessly isn't available as a substrate. In similar vein the hydrocarbon used to make one-use plastic bags can also be substituted with paper.

You don't need to believe or not believe in anthropogenic climate change, nor do you have to realise change in climate and sea-level changes are inevitable to realise that finite supplies shouldn't be exhausted where substitutes exist.

At some future date, and maybe not that far into the future, our descendants will be blaming us for the sheer waste of current usage.

Zoom-o-cracy: Wales MP misses vote, allowing COVID-passport rule change, blames the IT dept

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Looking to the future

Who'll be standing in the by-election after he visits the BOFH to complain in person? Could we see PFY MP?

Outgoing UK Information Commissioner issues warning about the independence of her office

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Re: Logic failure

Yup. Spotted that too late.

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Logic failure

"a Brexit dividend for individuals and businesses across the UK"

In this particular respect I think that's OR rather then AND.

In general neither is the more likely outcome.

Windows what? PC makers have bigger things on their minds

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"However, we believe the vast majority of PC demand is non-perishable"

As soon as supply catches up with demand I think built-in obsolescence will be deployed to make PCs perishable again.

Ireland signs up for plan to make Big Tech pay 15 per cent tax everywhere

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It all sounds very well except for the uncomfortable feeling that if a corporation has any US connection, even so much as e staff member on a flight over US territory, the US will claim all of the 15%

Nobel Prizes in Physics and Chemistry awarded to boffins studying complex systems, organic catalysts

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It's also a nice endpoint when you're preparing a carbon dating sample for the scintillation counter. Char sample to carbon. Heat with lithium to form lithium carbide. Add water (oh, look, South Belfast water supply from Silent Valley has radon in it) to form acetylene. Clean up the acetylene at low pressure given acetylene's tendency to explode. Convert to benzene.

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"Scientists earlier thought there were only two types of catalysts: metals and enzymes."

I remember we used to use vanadium pentoxide to catalyse 3C2H2 -> C6H6

Nothing says 'We believe in you' like NASA switching two 'nauts off Boeing's Starliner onto SpaceX's Crew Dragon

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Now there are a couple of spare seats I'm sure a couple of the Boeing board or C-suite will want to muscle in. After Branson et al put themselves in the fornt of their queues. RHIP - Rand Has Its Privileges. Surely they're not worried about the H.

.NET Foundation boss apologizes for pull request that sparked community row

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Re: What a shame

"act as if they apologised when they in fact had not"

All too often the apology is for any "inconvenience" or, in particularly egregious instances, "distress" caused.

No! That's really hidden victim blaming. It's just polite wrapping for "sorry you're such a wimp".

What the apology should be for - and explicitly for - is getting it wrong.

Google to auto-enroll 150m users, 2m YouTubers with two-factor authentication

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Re: Telephone numbers are not credentials

I think he said "If you use 2FA whoever's got hold of your phone is efectively you".

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Re: Mandated? No thanks.

One hoop too many is demanding the set up of an account for a one-off purchase or maybe not even a purchase (yes, BBC with iPlayer, this includes you) but demanding a user ID for no good reason at all.

Facebook rendered spineless by buggy audit code that missed catastrophic network config error

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Quis audit auditors - or something like that.

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