* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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LG promises to make home appliance software upgradeable to take on new tasks

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Our (not Samsung) washer does indeed just ping when it finishes the wash cycle. Responding to the ping leads to disappointment. The door remains locked for a further period to no good purpose that I can see.

After a while it unlocks the door. Silently.

I can never fathom what happens in the heads of UI designers.

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Re: to take on new tasks

"unblockable speaker"

Glue.

Employers in denial over success of digital skills training, say exasperated staffers

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"on behalf of online learning provider"

Rice-Davies applies.

Twitter's top security staff out after incoming CEO shakes things up

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Security? Who needs security?

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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Re: lets build more fukishimas, but in all the cities...

"who cannot plan for longer than to the next by-election"

Sir, experience suggests you are over-generous.

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Re: Money for old rope

House of Parliament? They can't even tell the cabinet that.

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Re: Money for old rope

"Because we don't design and build we just ask foreigners to do it."

It's actually a bit worse. It's because we gave up doing that. OK, a lot worse.

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By definition $My back garden won't be where it is. That might be their problem.

Running Windows 10? Microsoft is preparing to fire up the update engines

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"But OS fragmentation is not unique to Windows"

OS fragmentation imposed by a single vendor is, however, a Windows speciality.

I'm not sure about Macs but with Linux and BSDs you can choose your preferred version, your preferred UI and run those on multiple machines if that's what you want*. You don't have to put up with a mishmash and you don't get forcibly updated by the vendor.

* In practice you might want to run different setups. For instance SWMBO suffers from macular degeneration and has had lens replacement. Her laptop also runs Devuan and KDE but some settings are changed to adapt to that.

Australian Prime Minister's WeChat Shanghaied by Chinese patriots

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"the account in question was originally registered by a PRC individual and was subsequently transferred to its current operator, a technology services company"

IOW it was never his account but that of some media company working for him.

Team behind delayed ERP project was aware of problems but didn't inform Surrey County Council for months

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Re: Cheop's Law

This is something those who consider themselves Masters of the Universe can never grok.

IPv6 is built to be better, but that's not the route to success

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Re: re: In a global pandemic

"Many of those who refused are probably no longer with us."

And neither are their victims. Masks are primarily to filter exhalations.

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Re: Won't happen in my lifetime

"you actually connect with your friends"

Or, for some values of "you", you actually connect with your prey.

Pop quiz: The network team didn't make your change. The server is in a locked room. What do you do?

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Re: Dave?!

Rodney.

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Re: Out of date building plans

"Of course the cabinet couldnt be moved due to lack of budget"

If you'd invoked H&S as to why you couldn't power cycle it and payroll had been held up you'd have discovered budget would have been immediately available.

UKCloud acquired: Public sector specialist finally bags investment from current chair and private equity after reporting steep losses

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"our ... privacy rules"

For what they'll be worth when Patel's finished with them.

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To my way of thinking taking it in-house means that you do it properly and that includes staffing - both in terms of numbers and expertise. There's no actual law that prevents the Civil Service doing that - it's just that the generalists who run it don't really like employing specialists and even less do they like paying them properly.

It's more likely that a directly employed team with a proper career structure will be a less security risk than a churn of expert managers elsewhere (who, BTW, would have to be vetted).

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I'd go a step further. Something that's supporting SECRET and above ought to be run in-house.

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Re: Pounds ( No Stones)

Historically pounds are a more basic unit than stones which might have been more local standards. From a C18th diary: "I was weighed there and weighed 11 stone and 1 lb—15 lbs to the Stone. I was weighed at Banks woodmill several years since and weighed 11 stone 14 lbs"

Pounds, of course, are good hexadecimal units - none of this decimal malarky. What we need to do the job right is a 16lb stone.

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"attention can turn to adjustments in the micron and nanometer ranges in order get the telescope properly aligned"

Stop it! You're doing my head in. Micron adjustments in microscope focussing - fine (literally fine, that's what the fine focussing know is for) but nanometre adjustments on a telescope...

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Re: SO TRASHY

"Bunch of hokey jokers is what is makes them sound like."

Looked at in another way - it's an addition el Reg unit of measurement lexicon.

Wolfing down ebooks during lockdown? You might want to check out Calibre, the Swiss Army ebook tool

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Re: Buying consumable content online for immediate consumption

I'm not sure we were reading the same Wikipedia article but the one I read was contrasting consumables with durables. Food and water are given as examples but only as part of a wider range of examples. Just as well really, or else consumer protection legislation would have a very much narrower scope.

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Re: Upwards thumb

I suppose it depends on whether she has established prior expectations of how user interfaces will work.

If you were to design a vehicle control on the basis that the vehicle will turn in the direction in which the lower part of the steering wheel turns then a new driver will learn that and find it natural. Experienced drivers would crash within minutes.

European silicon output shrinking, metal smelters closing as electricity prices quadruple, trade body warns

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And the owners of those back yards are unlikely to have changed their stance.

Arm rages against the insecure chip machine with new Morello architecture

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"The Morello programme was started in 2019 by UK Research and Innovation and intended to span five years."

Span five? With Morello involved that should be Take Five. Just to drum up some business of course.

'95% original' film star Spitfire could be yours for a mere £4.5m (or 0.05 Pogbas)

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"If you've got £4.5m gathering dust in the bank, today might be your lucky day."

If only I hadn't forked out for that Hurricane...

UK, Australia, to build 'network of liberty that will deter cyber attacks before they happen'

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"Just how that will happen was not explained."

Maybe with advice from that well-known cyber-securtity expert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd

Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

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Re: Guess the PA's previous job was ...

A nice blast from the past. I can't help thinking Centos should have told him to go ahead, call the FBI if he wanted.

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The alternative answer would be that you did and here are copies of the emails telling manglement that it would unless more memory/storage or whatever were provided.

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Ever alert

those videos have to be "accidentally" deleted

Have to be? Oh, ye of little faith. Have been.

'Please download in Microsoft Excel': Meet the tech set to monitor IT performance across central UK government

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"Everything eventually becomes an email client."

And a web server.

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Alternatively:

Do you shop, bank or use any other service online? If so read the T&Cs of those services and you will that there are things you are contractually obliged to hide.

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Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Same thing, different coat of paint.

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Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Just reading this article would be a good start.

First they came for Notepad. Now they're coming for Task Manager

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How about implementing top to be run from the command line?

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The principle of interfaces when they came into computer science was that the interface, by remaining unchanged* enabled the developer to improve the the implementation behind it whilst not requiring the user of the interface to change in step. What does the I in GUI stand for? That's right - interface. So why is that simple principle not being followed?

What really gets up my nose about this is that Microsoft imposes non-optional GUI changes on its victims supporters who then argue that Microsoft can't be ditched for anything else because of the training costs it would involve. Stockholm Syndrome?

* Of course a new facility could require the interface to be augmented but it shouldn't be broken.

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee on privacy, data sharing, and the web's future

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Re: "bank transactions go to your Solid pod"

Once the bank has taken a look at it in your Pod that portion of your data's also in the bank and you still don't have control of it there.

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Re: Solid?

"we can't even expect this from the industry leaders, let alone the criminals."

But you repeat yourself.

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Re: Optimism.... I'd forgotten what it looks like.

The WWW is not the internet and vice versa

Fujitsu wants technology to shape a better future – its technology, of course

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Yes, this futurism stuff is a matter of gazing at the distant Horizon.

Let's not let that one drop until some of those really responsible find themselves gazing at it from the dock.

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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"Weirdly, it's considerably more cost-effective to create one shared workspace that's properly equipped and comfortable than to find some way to create and furnish home offices for each person individually."

But where do you create it? Somewhere convenient to where a number of employees live and maybe another one elsewhere for another group? Or in some city centre only reached by a long and unpleasant commute for all of them?

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Re: A different point of view...

"Oh, you're doing x ?, do you know you can do it this way?", "You're working on an issue that affects Y? I saw something similar last week and resolved it this way..." "I'm trying to figure out how to do Z. Oh I spoke with someone yesterday, there's an issue with it"

The key is communicating, not communicating face-to-face. I think one of the significant factors in those who find that working at home works is having a good communication infrastructure. That may be no more than email. You can hold a productive conversation over email. I recall one such conversation between myself in Yorkshire and a collaborator in California - I was eating my lunch at the same time (and probably keeping an eye on Bargain Hunt).

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Re: On the flip-side...

Gone are the days when problems would get solved because you happened to take a coffee break at the same time as a colleague etc

Yes, you could never develop anything really complex, such as an OS kernel, without having all the team in one building, sharing coffee breaks, looking over each others' shoulders and so on.

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Re: Strawman

Learning to live with Covid is a matter of learning to minimise the damage. Commuting into offices is not going to do that.

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I've found that a couple of local utilities had call centre staff working at home.

Party on Semiconductor Street as worldwide 2021 revenues top record half a trillion dollars

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Let's do a thought experiment.

The industry is working along those lines. You're a decision maker at a vendor. You realise that there's a whole lot of potential new customers out there that your company can supply by not artificially restricting output. What do you do?

UK government backs away from proposals to remove individuals' rights to challenge AI decision making

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Re: Right to challenge decisions

Where a human makes a decision there is the ultimate resort of asking how the decision was made. In the case of "computer says no" that does not exist if the program does not have a means of explaining and justifying the decision.

Meta Platforms demands staffers provide proof of COVID-19 booster vaccine before returning to office

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Re: Good.

99% survival of 100 infected people is 1 dead. 99% survival of 1 million is 10,000 dead. So far in the UK alone we have >150,000 dead.

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If the unvaxed are able to continue working from home it might result in a worse take-up.

UK regulators to scrutinise cloud resilience in response to financial services sector's reliance on the fluffy stuff

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Banks and other financial services are among the stampede of businesses betting the farm on the cloud computing in the hope it can offer "modernisation", flexibility, and reduced cost.

It's always a concern to see modernisation as an end in itself rather than a means to some other, more practical ends.

While they're looking at this perhaps BofE could also consider data sovereignty.

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