* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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You need to RTFM, but feel free to use your brain too

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Re: Documentation

It's not just separate instructions that need to be tested this way. I've encountered so many web sites where I feel the developer should have shadowed a user in this way. And then started again and written it properly this time (subject, of course, to repeating shadowing a user).

The perfect crime – undone by the perfect email backups

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Re: Logs

It's surprising how bad things can get before a small business realises something's wrong. I vaguely remember one occasion when the owner was called, either by his bank or his accountant and told just how bad things were. This was a small supermarket. Hidden CCTV was installed. It showed at least one till operator not ringing up purchases, covertly rolling pound notes (before the pound coins!) on her thigh and passing them on to another member of staff.

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Re: Heh. A classic.

"the real reason is that having such a policy means that you won't be able to provide evidence that no longer exists."

This is not terribly well thought out.

If A has retained their copy of the exchange and knows that B has a retention period which has now expired A has B on toast if so needed. There's no way that B can ascertain for themselves whether what A presents is a true copy let alone contradict it if need be.

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Re: re: deleting data from backups

"Assuming that the original removal is part of an accessible and usable transaction file ready to be run against a backup might be a bit optimistic"

If, a big if in the case of email, but not necessarily so in case of ordinary transactional operations, if the data is in a good DBMS with a good DBA looking after it then it should be expected.

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Re: Manager and Cashier

"the savings interest rate is circa 1.4%"

The story involves the 1980s when interest rates were a lot higher.

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Re: Email backups

That's where they learn the difference between permission and ability.

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It may also have been that they gave the CCTV cameras a glance as they were leaving and realised they didn't cover much beyond the boundaries and would have been of poor quality.

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And other email clients. That collection is also understood simply as "Read" by some users.

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Re: You just never know...

filed away "in case it might be useful"

"It might come in" (the "useful" is assumed) is my family motto.

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With a good RDBMS with proper backup of transaction logs then a restore to as close as possible to the point of failure might initially restore the deleted record if it was on the primary tape but subsequent progress should replay the deletion.

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Re: Manager and Cashier

"So, a life-changing sum? Certainly - but life-changing in the sense of Her Majesty paying your board and lodgings for a few years."

Or if you worked for the Post Office, no sum at all.

BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft

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Re: Favourite CPU socket?

"metal soprano clarinet"

Soprano sax?

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Re: Favourite CPU socket?

Or, in the case of James Galway's flutes, expensive.

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Re: Unicycle test

"prove to be an opportunity in his subsequent career portfolio."

He described himself as a trick-cyclist and ended up in psychiatry?

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Re: He's very quiet

"I accidentally got hold of the rejected CVs"

Good work!

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"Gentle warning"?

Since when did either of those two words have meaning within the BOFH sphere of operation?

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This is a website that could cost me a lot of time....

Thanks.

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Re: Out of all these...

He should make plenty of dough out of it.

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Re: And again

Don't forget the recording from last week. That means he has HR where he wants them. A shame the boss couldn't come to some kind of arrangement with him after that episode. Maybe once you've got the dirt on HR who needs the boss?

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Waking up? Surely things are done more efficiently than that.

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Re: Brilliant...

I'd never previously realised the BOFH's stairwells had doors. A lot of time must have been wasted by having to open them.

First steps into the world of thought leadership: What could go wrong?

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Re: I never was on LinkedIn, and still get the occasional link request.

I've seen LI requests goe to a newsgroup. It probably scoured somebody's contact list. Possibly the same bloke whose out of office responder kept replying to posts.

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It's probably the same person who just switches names as soon as everyone starts ignoring him.

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If recruiters are unfamiliar with the concept of contracting there's something wrong with the recruitment of recruiters.

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Re: Really?

You think a great deal of thought hasn't been put into BoJo's hair management?

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"Basically, liars gradually get overwhelmed by the cognitive load of maintaining their pretense while those telling the truth don't have to."

This points to the basis of the BoJo technique. Don't overdo the cognitive load by maintaining the pretence of being consistent. Just say whatever you think the person you''re addressing wants to hear. Because they want to hear it they'll ignore the complete opposite waffle you're reported saying yesterday - or half an hour ago. If you can't be bothered remembering it why should they?

More than $100m in cryptocurrency stolen from blockchain biz

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Re: What I find odd

That wasn't $100m of money, it was "$100m worth" of cryptocurrency. It was some days ago at least; it'll be less than $100m today.

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Re: I might have a solution

Even so, between cryptocurrency exchanges and the Bank Of Bangladesh there's still scope to fit in a bit of security.

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Re: Slush fund for hostile nations Vs ...

But were THEM really US?

From the onlooker's PoV it's all THEM.

Back-to-office mandates won't work, says Salesforce's Benioff

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Re: Not as much a coward, but...

You are Wally and I claim my £5. But why no mention of stealing office supplies?

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Re: Happy to return to work if....

Explain that you're not a Grouch, you're the grit that produces the pearl.

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Re: Happy to return to work if....

At my last client before retirement "informal discussions" in the office were top management toys out of the pram shouting matches. As there was a factory space next to the office and all development work centred on driving that working at home wouldn't have been practical.

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"can't get the staff and the lack of enthusiasm for returning to the office"

Difficulty in putting two & two together. Must be brain fog due to long Covid.

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"does that mean you can't do c++ at a new company in a different line of business?"

One thing it does mean - you can do C++ with the accumulated domain knowledge in a competitor's company.

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Re: Warping from home

Warping at home is what my clothier ancestors did. They and their families also carded, spun and wove at home. They may well have outsourced fulling

NASA circles August in its diary to put Artemis I capsule in Moon orbit

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Re: A hydrogen fuel leak, but everything's fine

Or the head of PR?

Trouble hiring? Consider loosening your remote work policy

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Re: Outside IR-35

The company laptop issue is one that can be easily argued in IR35 terms. It's one I'd have used if challenged although in my case it would have applied to desktops and servers, the garage mechanic argument:

I am My company is hired to make some changes to my client's system. I may well use my own company's laptop as an aid but I need access to that system. My client's laptop provides that access. When your car needs servicing you take it to the garage. You don't expect the mechanic to do the work on his own car instead of yours do you?

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All else apart, the economic model of commuting ever greater distances from ever wider areas into ever larger cities must be regarded as environmentally unsustainable. The pandemic has shown it's not necessary. The present escalation of fuel prices should be an indication that it's becoming economically infeasible. In the UK the return of rail strikes should be warning it might be impossible. Only the meanest intelligence (hi there, Rees-Mogg) can believe it can continue. It's time to consider the alternatives.

Some jobs such as logistics and manufacturing require physical presence but they're not part of the problem. Except for those catering to the immediate needs of the cities themselves, logistic businesses cluster around the transport network and property prices have long since squeezed manufacturing out of city centres.

The problem lies with office jobs and there the smart money must surely be looking at better ways. Long term home working might be possible and, in fact, preferable for some. For others it's been a strain because of the nature of their homes and new thinking is needed here.

For large employers there's the option of fragmenting their offices and scattering the fragments as smaller offices closer to where their employees live. For others the solution might be rent-a-desk arrangements; not the existing model of providing pieds-à-terre in urban centres but the equivalent of the fragmented office where the staff numbers are too small to support a stand-alone fragment.

As employment starts to move out of the cities the freed up former office space can become homes for those who prefer an urban life-style. Employment doesn't need to move out of the cities entirely. The physical urban structures aren't going to go away that easily, it's more a matter of achieving a balance so that those who want to live in cities can work there (or vice versa) and those who want to live outside cities don't need to commute for work.

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Re: In Oz

"It cant be natural, surely"

Citation needed.

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Re: Yes, But

Heretic!

US senators seek input on their cryptocurrency law via GitHub – and get some

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The legislators must be in a race to get legislation on the books whilst there's still cryptocurrency to regulate.

We're now truly in the era of ransomware as pure extortion without the encryption

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Paying to not have the data released depends on trusting the honesty of criminals. That's a very unrealistic concept. Indeed, who's to say (other than someone you intrinsically can't trust) that anything of commercial value hasn't already been sold on?

NASA wants nuclear reactor on the Moon by 2030

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Re: What does the gender, or a person's skin color have to do with qualifications?

It's probably a requirement to get grants these days.

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Growing plants needs a supply of carbon dioxide. Whilst the astronauts' exhalations will supply this it's a closed system. Assuming 100% efficiency the total biomass, astronauts' body mass included, that can be sustained is entirely determined by the total mass of carbon dioxide and water that can be sent or found there.

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Re: Arabidopsis thaliana

Only if you can provide suitable inputs.

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Re: Are you stupid????

But there's always a first time.

Startup rattles tin for e-paper monitor with display fast enough to play video

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I'd have thought that the use cases for an e-ink and a fast enough for video display were fairly contradictory.

SpaceX: 5G expansion could kill US Starlink broadband

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Re: Well

The FCC does exist to prevent two people trying to use the same frequencies like this sell the same thing twice.

ZTE intros 'cloud laptop' that draws just five watts of power

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And who wouldn't prefer a matt screen?

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Re: Yay, we have finally reinvented the terminal

X-Terminals were fine, whether they were dedicated H/W or S/W on ordinary PCs. But they were on local Ethernet networks.

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