1211 posts • joined 10 Jun 2014
It's the Klingon of the Interwebs!
Re: Former libertarian
@ Charles 9
Ask Jeremy Clarkson, I think he has an inkling.
one of the inventors of public public key encryption,
No crypto backdoors, more immigration ... says Republican head of House Committee on Homeland Security
Re: These aren't the Republicans you're looking for
You know, I was in total disagreement with you, right up to the Wikipedia reference you used. You convinced me that you were right and I was wrong by using the most irrefutable source of reliable information.
Re: Weasel words
No, they mean "up to mandatory." This is the Internet after all.
Re: Incoming: Harsh action from ICO?
"... as they'll obviously promise to try and do a bit better in future."
Oh come on, that's no good. What about learning lessons?
Re: Whats the strangest thing you have used to measure something?
That's funny, I only use a third of my cock.
"The brightest minds do not look at a police salary and think "yes ! this is my ideal career path"."
Not everyone is just a venal free-booter. You do disservice to anyone who just wants to help society in general and policemen in particular - some of them clearly brighter than you are.
Re: Can't be a single movie
"Who knows, Trump might even ban it."
Thus ensuring it will be an outrageous box office success.
Re: Trust? Who, me?
Professor Jimmy Edwards DFC please.
" ... one-time Royal Military Academy Sandhurst officer cadet ... "
Are you sure? I ask because I knew the man who claimed to be the first of his tribe (and tribalism was still rife) to go to Sandhurst. The reason he was selected was that he was of Idi Amin's tribe and not, like all the previous Ugandan cadets, one of the just overthrown Milton Obote's tribe.
Re: Welcome to our new Fridge Overlords
Only if it makes it to the first service unbroken.
Re: Occam's razor says...
May be it is the well known stereotype of a German. If the policy is not to open unknown links in an email a greater proportion of Germans will comply. If you can get your ransom ware delivered to a German company then change it from v0.9 to v1.0 and you're ready for the big time.
Re: More worrying
The EU has form for that, the whistle-blower who pointed out the inconvenient fact that the accounts had not been signed off for several years was sacked by Niel Kinnock.
What are your stretch goals? A particularly gruesome and expensive death or another target?
Re: Sonic Weaponry?
Just play Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call."
Pleae State Your Name!
Re: Android vs age
I have heard that an auto manufacturer (Ford?) had an "Old Suit". Young, svelte designers were made to ware it during development. Joint movement and stiffness could be set for typical of age, say 40, 50, 60 ,etc. Did wonders for practicality of cars.
We need some IT equivalent, say:
Various specs to blur and restrict vision
Vibrators on arms to simulate various tremors (no potential for misuse what so ever)
Semi gags to modify the voice
A bag connected to a tap that needs emptying every half hour or so
Re: Current pet peeves:
"* Speaking of fonts... what the eff is up with the gray50 (or even lighter) text on white backgrounds?"
There was a fashion for light blue text on a dark blue background in the '80s. This was done because the then state of the art in photocopiers prevented copying tech handbooks etc. There is some woeful ignorance of UIs if that is a current anti pirate measure. I want to add 2 or more effs.
" ... as long as we fight to stop them ... "
Glad of Amendment 2 to the Constitution?
(Yep, you got me, just +/- vote bait.)
Re: Not very future-proof...
So after some 200 years of predicting US Presidential elections the pollsters have not yet realized that he is not directly elected and that there is an Electoral College. No wonder they got BREXIT so wrong.
"enhancing recreational activities"
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Re: Maggy what have we done...
"in fact the whole armed forces would rattle around in Wembley stadium and not be able to man all the entrances far less defend it."
Yet they managed to pull G4S's balls out of the fire in 2012.
Re: Tubes are cheating
He needed Jenny Agutter and her knickers!
Re: There are none so blind...
“entirely responsible and appropriate”
I think he has been caught in flagrante de-facto.
Re: The USA way of doing things
"Plus there is suppose to be a problem with flakes of graphite causing electrical problems."
Don't forget that the US space capsule had a 100% oxygen atmosphere. Small particles of graphite floating around were not a good idea. Apollo 1 tragically demonstrated the effect of a capsule fire.
"What's happening in Linux today?"
"Finally its on the desktop."
You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The Swiss Cantonal Observatory of Neuchatel.
Re: The heroes of my youth
Re: Telegraph pole?
Reading room of the British Library.
Re: Not My Fault...
"but instead rely on our community and trusted third parties."
As in "Show me the money!"
Re: HR Issue
"The majority of NHS staff are not IT literate."
That's a bit like saying "Its OK, the driver who mowed down the bus queue of nuns was only a chit of a girl, she didn't know any better."
IT is a tool of the job, if the staff aren't up to using it warn them, train them, then sack them if necessary. Same as a surgeon and a scalpel.
I'm a technophile, an electronic engineer specializing in comms and IT, an early adopter of the Internet. I know what is out there, well perhaps I don't know the really uncharted frontier of the unacceptable, illegal and obscene. I am fortunate that my children got through puberty and into adulthood before the time of 24 hour access where everyone has one, two or three Internet devices. There was one computer in the house and it was in a public area.
Now I have grandchildren. Shortly the eldest will be wanting a mobile phone or pad. Forget net neutrality, 5G, fiber to the premises etc, the one thing I want is some way to ensure that they are protected from even the nearer edges of the Internet. Not only pornography but also, topically, false news. Some of this will be done with education by parents and schools. However when on their own, under the blankets in their room, they may see and hear things that are not good for them.
Something must be done! Sadly all my training and experience makes me doubt that there is a solution that is more than just window dressing.
Has anyone a solution?
Re: 'Smart guns' - an inherent failure
Owning a killing machine
Owning a tool
Take your pick, mine is:
Owning sports equipment
Re: Rogue Engineers?
We wonder if Apple will admit to its self-driving car program or just pretend it's there for the coffee and cakes.
Re: Weigh the coins
There are upper limits on payments in the UK, £2 in low denominations (1p and 2p) springs to mind. No doubt Google and Wikipedia can help you find the details if you need them.
In other news, 500 Indian call center workers are brought over to Blighty.
Perhaps more correct given the disparity in workers' rights?
I had a 16 valve Skoda, 8 in the engine and 8 in the radio.
Re: The Cloud..
You appear to be trying to bomb New York, I can't help you with that.
"no longer know where the particle is."
Funny, my wife has been able to this with money for years.
Re: Amazed that this stuff is so difficult
Analogue is light speed, digital isn't.
All new HiFi, sound, cinema etc techs should have this beaten into them before designing AV systems. Come to think of it a few regulators could do with a short course in keeping live action in sync with theater mics.
Re: This will never appeal to True Audiophiles (TM)
I was wandering around the HiFi department in Harrods and they were playing some music. Even to my distinctly LoFi ears the quality was stunning. I asked "How much?"
The reply was "£22k."
Fortunately I didn't have more money than sense, there is mileage in chipping at the edges to improve quality. Along with the skill of the true engineer much bull shit is, however, sold to the ignorati.
Re: PR FTW!
"values Volkswagen holds so dear"
That would be "Don't get caught."
Re: I for one welcome our robot overlords
If invented tomorrow I would have to wait until 2033 for the robot to come of age.
Re: Presumably Iridium NEXT
10 to 1 the porn merchants get there first.
Re: the devil is in the lightly skipped over detail
It's a von Neumann probe from Denmark, soon we will all speak Kradse.
Re: One of the world's great companies
You were lucky! When I were young all we had was Meccano.
Re: Clue is in the article
I think the actual exchange was along the lines of:
"Who are the Beatles?"
"I believe they are a popular beat combo M'Lud."
Re: Interesting choice of targets...
Can 1.4 Billion people spread over 9.6 million square kilometers really be said to be a "single large culture"? Granted a very large majority are Han. Even so, in my ignorance of the real China, it is too many over too large an area.
Any Sinorati care to enlighten me?