* Posts by Trigonoceps occipitalis

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Why does Uber keep its drivers' pay so low? Ex-CFO: 'Cos we can'

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Re: Ah, yes. "Capitalism"

Also a car used for hire or reward is likely to be carrying higher risk passengers. By that I mean that they are likely to earn more and thus off work compensation will be higher. They are also more likely to be able to mount a court case. It is the same for normally staid classical musicians. Try playing a violin with a broken finger or a trumpet with a bruised lip - neither injury requires a full blown crash as its cause if you are with a friend (likely to be another musician) in your car.

It is all about risk - actually "what we can get away with" multiplied by risk.

US plans to apply export controls to 0-days put out for comment

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" ... provision to give Australia, the UK and New Zealand favourable treatment ... "

Suck on that Canada!

Hold on to your hats people, the MoD's found the cloud

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Europe for instance.

That, of course, includes our traditional enemy - France.

BT's taxpayer-funded broadband monopoly may lock out rivals, says independent report

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Re: Wire is so last century.

May I just point out that placing your child in a child monitor is not recommended.

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Re: BT spent the money

subsidized?

... paid for by the tax payer?

FTFY

Boffins have devised TERMINATOR style LIQUID METAL – for an antenna

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Re: I'm running for the hills

You just had to use the B word didn’t you. Next time I travel I'm suing you if the actors in the security theatre remove my fillings.

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Re: @x7 - Might be more practical than you think

I doubt that having the Gallium leak out is a design objective of mobile phones.

Candlelit vigil planned to honour executed Newcastle cow Bessie

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Re: When's the BBQ?

The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.

'A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it

said, 'I'll just nip off and get myself shot.'

After Douglas Adams

Swedish government wins legal case to seize Pirate Bay domains

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Re: Legal reasoning.

Try using a car to smuggle cigarettes or booze into the UK and see what happens to the car.

Get another loan, fanbois, the new MacBook Pro and iMac are here

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Re: improved hardware specs and sharper displays,

A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and

understanding.”

― Marshall McLuhan

Please no non-consensual BACKDOOR SNIFFING, Mr Obama

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Re: WTF Richard Head

"allow a means of communications which it simply isn't possible to read"

Txt spk?

Microsoft celebrates 25 years' SOLITARY SELF-PLEASURE with GROUP SESSION

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Multiplayer Solitaire

Oxymoron?

BT boss in shock 'bigger is better' claim as £12.5bn EE bid heats up

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Re: Waste of (my) time.

"I would close the account"

You must like long conversations with call centres.

Pundits ponder perilous placement of STANDING STONES on Comet 67P

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Re: It's a monolith!

No, a Sentinel.

Airplane HACK PANIC! Hold on, it's surely a STORM in a TEACUP

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Re: Times sure have changed

"You couldn't make it up."

Oh, I could - but airport security would sue me for plagiarism!

Google sells .car, walks away from generic domain names

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.phd was contested?

Is "DPhil" still available?

FTC to scavengers: Radio Shack corpse doesn't include customer data

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Re: Be warned...

If its the IRS/HMRC that is putting you out of business perhaps that is a good idea.

Reach for the popcorn: Obama opens personal presidential Twitter account

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Re: POTUS

The reason that Barrack Obama will be "Mr President" in Feb 2017, and the reason why senators, congressmen, ambassadors, committee chairmen, majority/minority leaders etc retain their honorific, is the lack of an honours system. Like or loath the MBE, KB etc, and the Life Peerage, it stops retired, sacked or failed politicos trying to retain status because of what they once did - largely by the public ridicule that would follow such a stunt.

Steve Jobs movie gets October release date

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Re: Not another one!

I thought Morgan Freeman was more God than Messiah?

Make up your own second sentence using:

Freeman

Jobs

God

Messiah

Not necessarily in that order.

Border Force bureaucrats become super-spooks

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How about Norfolk Island? Why was it taken under the wing of Oz?

Attack of the dinky drones! US military creates ROBOTIC CARRIER PIGEON

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Re: "You tell them where to go, and they will go there"

They will indeed fly "home". This can be an order of magnitude bigger that 11km away. You do have to let them live at home for a while or they may bugger off to their last loft. Pigeons do have a good record in getting home, just ask any fancier.

Feds: Bloke 'HACKED PLANE controls' – from his PASSENGER seat

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Could they really be so dumb?

Its a triumph of hope over experience but I really, really hope they are not so dumb.

Lightbulbs of the future will come with wireless extenders and speakers

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"you can let people into your house without having to physically open the door"

Been watching "Men Who Stare at Goats" have we?

Astroboffins perplexed by QUADRUPLE QUASAR CLUSTER find

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Re: "a ten million-to-one chance of occurring."

Magicians have calculated that ten million-to-one chances crop up nine point nine times out of ten.

(Apologies to TP.)

Jeb Bush: Repeal Obamacare and replace it with APPLE WATCHES

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What about the oceans?

Starbucks denies mobile app hack, blames careless customers

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Two bit dongle

So that's 4 different answers - not very secure is it? Oh wait, 3 wrong attempts and you get locked out, just about perfect then.

Next-gen Freeview telly won't be another disruptive 4Ker

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Re: Freeview Play

Yes, I think Silicon is second to Oxygen in terms of abundance on Earth. I was using it as a quick and dirty analogue for all the elements, Gallium, Gernamium etc, used in ICs, and Gold etc used on circuit boards. Not all commentards will be IC engineers but i hope most could read between the lines.

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Freeview Play

Yet another smart (for low values of "smart") TV service. Yet another set of redundant TVs, DVDs, Streamers. When will it end? When all the silicon in the Earth’s crust has been dug up, refined, had value added, thrown away, recycled and put into land fill I suppose. A neatly circular industry and, given time, one that can start again as we mine old land fill dumps.

Apple HomeKit: DELAYED until JUNE, mumble Cupertino spinners

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the fruity firm's Internet of Stuff software framework was experiencing delays

So I can check out the temperature of my fridge or the state of my toaster up to last Tuesday?

All hail Mad Frankie Maude, noble Lord of Cabinet Office Axemen

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directly elected upper house

The LibDems must be asking a very strange question if the answer is "600 more politicians".

It is all going to be moot as the various parties stitch up some answer, very much less than perfect but one that can be well greased and slipped through both houses, to the west Lothian Question, legitimate SNP aspirations, illegitimate SNP aspirations, English devolution etc.

Expect change generated by business as usual.

Blocking pirate sites doesn't weaken pirates say Euroboffins

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Re: Am I the only one

Yes, mostly we find out about them in the news before they are shut down.

Reddit: Gonna SCRUB these TROLLS right outa my hair

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Trolls

We need a big billy goat gruff.

Polygraph.com owner pleads guilty to helping others beat lie detector

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But the question is, did he commit a crime?

I think it is more probably along the lines of "did he intend to commit a crime or was he reckless as to whether it was a crime or not?"

No wait: "Do we think he intended to commit ... "

Hang-on: "Can we convince a jury he intended ... "

Nailed it: "Will he cop to a plea rather than face 300 years without parole?."

Metadata scope creep sees Border Force ask for access

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Re: Scope Creep

Here's a semi serious question: Is the meta data for a non-completed call recorded?

If "Yes", is there an app that will make constant short, non-completed calls to random numbers and fill up the data base with noise? This may be easily mitigated against by a sort on call length.

Some have free unlimited call plans, is there away to set up some sort of "onion" call plan between handsets that enrol in a noise generating scheme. A calls B calls C etc each passing a random telephone number selected from those enrolled.

It will hammer the battery but a spare phone could be left connected to the mains. I suspect it will also upset the telcos so may be worthwhile even if we can't spook the spooks.

The Internet of Things: a jumbled mess or a jumbled mess?

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Re: Shambles

"still proclaiming the Internet of Things is coming .. "

Just after Zarquon's second coming but before Linux on the desktop.

Facebook tips India and Pakistan into NUCLEAR WAR of words

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"The trouble started after Zuckerberg posted "

It didn't. The trouble started in 1947 during the partition of India. The population of Kashmir wanted to be in India but the ruler chose Pakistan, or the other way around. Either way we end where we are now, a running sore between two nuclear powers.

The Zuck (or rather his PR) being a prat is not news.

Californians get first chance to be run over by a Google robot

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My granddad thinks that is just fine for the fast lane of the M1.

Driving gloves - check!

Glasses - check!

Flat cap - check!

Thermos - check!

Sandwiches - check!

Map - nah!

Look out, law abiding folk: UK’s Counter-Extremism Bill slithers into view

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Re: One party state

I must say that I expect my MP to give equal effort to supporting Labour, Tory, UKIP, Green, Monster Raving Loony, even SNP constituents if there ever are any in my part of the UK. Do not confuse votes with the electoral roll. Even those who don't vote have exercised a democratic choice.

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Re: One party state

Gerrymander constituency boundaries - worth 20 seats - to ensure equal representation for each vote.

FTFY

Scot Nationalists' march on Westminster may be GOOD for UK IT

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Re: Nukes

Ledswinger,

The first sentence of my post was "There is an argument to be had about the utility or otherwise of a nuclear deterrent to the UK." I made no comment about whether having a strategic deterrent is a good or bad thing for the UK. If we have one it must fulfil the requirements of deterring. I see no "self evident rubbish" in saying that it should be built to deter Russia rather than, say, Argentina. A strategic deterrent that only just deters Argentina will be a bit rubbish when Russia decides it wants Eastern Europe back.

Traditionally the funding of the nuclear deterrent was a Treasury responsibly, not the MOD's. This was to avoid just what we see now, the expensive strategic capability preventing the deployment of effective non-nuclear forces by sucking the defence budget dry.

Brown or Balls decided to change this previously effective funding split. (Not all they got wrong.)

The need for a strategic nuclear deterrent is a political, not a military, decision. I don't know but I think it is by no means certain that, left to its own devices, the MOD would maintain the missile submarines.

Policy tsarina Rachel 'baby GIF' Whetstone dumps Google for Uber

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Before being elected Prime Minister

Mr Cameron was not "elected Prime Minister".

He was leader of a coalition in 2010 that commanded a majority in the House of Commons and was thus asked by the Queen to form a Government and became Prime Minister. He did not resign in 2015, all ministers remained in office until the election was over. As the leader of the party with a majority in the House of Commons after the 2015 election the Queen asked him to form a Government and he continued as Prime Minister.

Mozilla flings teddy out of pram over France's 'Patriot Act'

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The parallel world where France has international respect, a balanced budget, competitive world leading industrial corporations, low unemployment, and an agricultural sector NOT paid for the by the rest of the EU?

FTFY

'Right to be forgotten' festers as ICO and Google come to blows

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I've Asked Before

Is there a site that will list the differences between identical searches on google.co.uk and google.com?

BARMY bio-boffins are growing DINOSAUR SNOUTS on CHICKENS

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Re: Suppressing ... earlier versions

What next, people with tails?

Yes, The Lani People.

Attack of the possibly-Nazi clone parakeet invaders

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Re: Time for biocontrol

But if it is a "perfectly adapted" parasite it will make the smallest impact on its host. We need a massively unadapted parasite that kills the host quickly before it can breed.

RAF radar station crew begs public for cash to buy gaming LAN kit

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Re: *ULTRA* reliable!

"prepares to fire"

Surely you mean "Uncloaks"?

What the BLEEP? BitTorrent's secure messaging app arrives

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Re: @Credas Works well

I would have said almost exactly the opposite.

(OK, it a fair cop, I just after votes.)

Samsung offers $90,000 if you can fix California's epic drought with tech

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What type of cow eats watermelon and oranges?

(Mea culpa. No real idea of California’s range of crops but I will look it up.)

Amazon, eBay and Oracle in dirty power SHAME

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Re: Really?

True but (as any statistician will tell you) correlation is not causation. Parallel evoluti - Oh wait