* Posts by Trigonoceps occipitalis

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The monitor didn't work but the problem was between the user's ears

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Re: Old IT joke - TRUE AT LEAST ONCE!

Have some sympathy. The plain old telephone network still functions if the power is out. At least at home the PC is plugged into this magic socket, where it goes to at work will be a mystery. If the phone works during a power cut why not the PC/network that is plugged into the same wall socket?

Woeful education and training of the user but you, the professional, are working on a help desk. Just help OK.

Oracle kicks Amazon after Glacier download bill shock

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Re: Archive != backup

How long before we get the next "can't read archive from cloud" because the data is not available (company broke, servers broke, net broke etc).

The user case seems sort of inevitable to me.

Open source plugin aims to defeat link rot

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"rather than returning a 404 error page"

Should that be:

rather than returning a 404 error page or a list of useful* link suggestions carefully selected** by my ISP

*As in: not useful at all.

**As in: Show me the money.

Senate marks Data Privacy Day with passage of critical bill for Safe Harbor

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CLASS ACTION

There may be some significant protection here. Granted I may only get a few cents out of it but after the first significant leak I fully expect the gentlemen of the American bar to contact anyone affected to sign up. We may poke fun at the way the legal system is sometimes misused in the USA but this may cost European companies. Won't make any real difference to leaks, surveillance or monitoring though.

Pay up, Lincolnshire, or your data gets it. Systems still down after ransomware hits

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Look, they’re doing the best they can in the face of our resistance. Once crypto back-doors are mandated all Lincolnshire would need to do is contact the Police for access to the spare key.

Berlin takes down ‘for sale’ sign over top Nazi’s love nest

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Re: Eagle's Nest

Yes, but I struggled to book a plot.

Thousands fled TalkTalk after gigantic hack, confirm researchers

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Re: Response

Has AppleApple anything to say?

Thought not.

Star Wars: Episode VIII delayed by six months

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That is not the Vote I am Looking for

Bring back Jar Jar Binks!

IRS 'inadvertently' wiped hard drive Microsoft demanded in audit row

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Re: This may not be the end of it

And Amazon can't find it in the cloud. (Other providers are available.)

Forget infrasound, now it's ultrasound that's making you ill (allegedly)

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Re: What next?

"The best outcome is from drinking two standard drinks per day ... "

I agree, I'm already up to 2024.

The old ones are the best, and good luck with your recovery.

Cat vids return to Pakistan as YouTube turns on censor-matic

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Don't forget "paedophile".

UK govt: No, really, we're not banning cryptography

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Re: What IS all this about a back door key

" ... factoring large primes takes like, forever ... "

Easy, you tell me the large prime and I'll tell you the factors. (Hint: It will be the large prime and 1.)

French say 'Non, merci' to encryption backdoors

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Bravo!

Bravo bis!

Discworld fans stake claim to element 117

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Not Brian May, the Queen lead singer - Freddy Mer ... Er, delete

ICO: You call that a sentence? Courts need power to hit data thieves harder

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Re: er...

One reason for custodial sentences is rehabilitation. A suspended sentence can be "unsuspended" easily, thus the criminal has an incentive to cooperate with the rehabilitation process.

200 experts line up to tell governments to get stuffed over encryption

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Request Key

Public Key Cryptography was invented twice, once by CESG who kept it secret and then by PGP who published. Is the fuss made by the various government tentacles some way to condition us to a new concept of "Safe Back Doored Cryptography" - for low values of safe of course? Is there a system in the wings?

My mathematics is no where near good enough to assess any new SBDC system but I just can't get over my gut feeling that a back door is open to any who obtain the secret no matter how complex, obscure or protected. Evidence to date is that the secret will leak or be discovered.

In any case it has proven difficult enough to implement cryptography that is supposed to be built without a back door. Given that the UK authorities, at least, can demand keys from suspects why bother with SBDC.

SBDC is, of course, an oxymoron.

HPE's London boozer dubbed the 'Hewlett You Inn?'

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Re: Oversized Packaging

Ah, the Firkin - the Imperial unit of excess. Always used in pairs as in:

Two firkin much

Two firkin heavy

BlackEnergy drains files from Ukraine media, energy organisations

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Re: forty years ago...

How are you wrong, let me count the ways.

The Berlin wall was demolished 25 years ago. 40 years ago the Ukraine was part of a country known as the USSR, colloquially Russia. There was no way to detach the Ukraine for the USSR short of war, until the collapse of the USSR. Even then the Ukraine was not a beacon of western liberal democracy,

"Winning" the cold war allowed Poland, Hungary, etc (established countries in their own right) to be brought into the western orbit but not the Ukraine and other "republics" in the USSR. The mistake the EU made was to try to detach the Ukraine from a resurgent Russia. It was never going to happen and the EU, bless it, did not have, and has not, the economic, military and soft power to take on Russia. (Who has heard of "EUpop".)

Greece joined the EU in 1981 after it had returned to civilian government. Just after WW2 the UK was fighting with the Greeks to prevent a communist take over. Greece joined NATO in 1952.

I've not a lot of time for the self perpetuating, self aggrandising EU "state" but am very glad it has not got the gonads to take on Russia because it has no power to back up any threats, particularly given the parlous state of the Euro and the dire position of the southern EU members.

Upset Microsoft stashes hard drive encryption keys in OneDrive cloud?

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Re: Some simple improvements,,,,

Clippy will help:

"It looks like you are trying to lose your data - do you want help with that?"

It's amazing the UK Parliament agreed to track 22bn Brits' car trips. Oh right – it didn't

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Re: Legality

Evidence in a UK court is admitted if it is in the interest of justice for it to be admitted. The Judge decides and how it was obtained is largely immaterial. Of course with ANPR evidence there are many reliability and continuity problems but these should be dealt with by the opposing barristers who will explain to the jury all aspects of a large, replicated and distributed, secure database relying on optical character recognition in a system provided by the lowest bidder, outsourced, moved overseas, returned to UK, copied, backed up, restored and queried. No possibility of error.

I'm all for scroats driving without tax, insurance and MOT being collared but the police have to more or less catch them in the act. Once recognised and checked the VRN can be used to cue the traffic police or discarded. The database behind the ANPR system is all about surveillance and intelligence. It is extra-legal and our only hope is getting it in front of the European Court.

Kids' TV show Rainbow in homosexual agenda shocker

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Blue Smarties

I recall that, several decades ago, the food dye used in blue Smarties was banned for being carcinogenic or something. For a few years there were no blue Smarties.

Maybe, just maybe, cautious parents were removing the blue Smarties giving Jasper Carrot a hook for his joke.

HPE's private London drinking club: Name that boozer

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Re: Assuming it’s full of Marketeers rather than techies ...

Surely you mean "The Elbow and Arse"?

Beardy Branson bangs birds on Boeing

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Re: Because the Pegasus worked out so well for Orbital.

"... it doesn't require a large flat open bit of land ..."

Runway?

If it still works six months from now, count yourself lucky

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Re: Either the Surface Pro or my colleague has not been assembled correctly.

"Hello, you appear to be holding it, do you need help getting that wrong?"

Bitcoin cloud miners a '$20m Ponzi scheme – there was no cloud at all'

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There's a difference

In the UK you can use your Picasso to pay taxes. Any thing of artistic or architectural merit may be offered to the Nation in lieu of taxes but it will not necessarily be accepted - there will also be some "who blinks first" over value.

Blighty competition watchdog pokes pointy finger into cloud storage

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Re: Why do they do it?

House fire happened to me, second disk lost at same time as primary. It was a bugger.

Trigonoceps' elegy:

Backup

Backup often

Keep a copy off site

How to solve a Rubik's Cube in five seconds

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Re: Simple Pole on a complex plane...

Mornington Crescent!

Investigatory Powers Tribunal scraps its first annual report

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Re: @Velv - Reading matter.

So not only holding spooks to account, also tackling global warming!

Suck it, Elon – Jeff Bezos' New Shepard space rocket blasts off, lands in one piece

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Re: Nouveau riche?

"and the women triple-distilled"

Eccentrica Gallumbits?

Oracle confesses to quietly axing its UK software support centre

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Wasn't there a company that sold unofficial Oracle support and spent most of their time fighting copyright suits?

Science Museum trumpets Da Vinci expo

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Re: "trumpet's Da Vinci expo" @ Symon

That'll be Harry Windsor from Germany?

Taxi for NASA! SpaceX to fly astronauts to space station

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Re: Taxi?

Because the rocket has to wait for 5 minutes round the corner from the launch pad. It'll never make it between "Zero" and "Lift off".

Car radars gain sharper vision after ITU assigns special spectrum slice

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Re: Interesting link

"Can your eyeballs penetrate fog?"

Don't know, never tried throwing them in fog.

Google, didn't you get the memo? Stop trying to make Google+ happen

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Re: They did their dash with me

"Except possibly the WiFi snooping thing."

Didn't those two engineers move to VW?

Coffee fixes the damage booze did to your liver, study finds

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Re: Possible NO!

Esme Hadfield didn't make the link between wood dust and nasal cancer in a double blind test. There are well understood statistical methods. Not read the coffee research so no idea if they were applied properly.

Belling that cat: Oz boffins pass entanglement test

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Re: "Two-cubit operations"

I'll perch on the fence over this one.

MPs to assess tech feasibility of requirements under draft surveillance laws

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Organisaton

"What I don't really understand is why they feel the need to record the communication records of everyone."

Who is talking to who (allied to car registrations, addresses, travel plans etc) is a powerful tool in developing the organisation and hierarchy of an organisation (terrorist, paedophile or ordinary decent criminals - TPODC). Knowing the organisation and hierarchy is a vital step in defeating or neutralising the enemy. When someone, previously unknown, is spotted as a TPODC having historical data just makes it quicker and easier.

The fact is that the government are not going to go without this capability. All we can argue about is reach (IP address, search history, communications meta-data etc), funding, retention time, security of the data and, most importantly, who has access. Currently the reach is too high, ISP customers will be funding some of the system, retention time is too long, security is probably non-existent in reality and far too many low-level busybodies and aspiring dictators will have access for little or no good reason.

Shadow state? Scotland's IT independence creeps forth

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ABSOLUTLY SECURE - UNTIL THE NEXT BREACH

"The organisations that support them already have systems and processes in place to support the legal and secure storage of this information,”

Prats.

Ostrich, meet sand.

Trident test-shot startles West Coast Americans

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Re: If they think that was bad-

"Nobody is going to inform each other about test missile launches because it's not worth it."

During Cold War confidence building measures (the hotline, SALT, START, inspections etc) one agreement was to inform "the other side" of missile tests. No idea if this has changed, I doubt it so Russia and China probably knew about this test.

Telling the opponents is important. As weapons develop one side or the other will have an advantage. "Launch on Warning" is, at times, a rational position to prevent destruction of your missiles, planes etc. Knowing about test launches is intended to mitigate the risk of tests being misconstrued as the start of a nuclear strike.

Here's the little-known legal loophole that permitted mass surveillance in the UK

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Re: What the what?

Or 63 groats, 10.5 florins, 4.2 crowns.

Facebook! You've got 48 hours to stop tracking people

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Re: it has used the cookie for five years

"politicians, bankers, spooks and thieves"

Wasn't that a song by Cher?

Royal Mail mulls drones for rural deliveries

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Re: I imagine it will just fly past the front door,

Scattering elastic bands as it passes along.

NHS IT must spend a fortune to save a fortune, says McKinsey

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I think we are confused with the Kinsey Report 'cause someone is being shafted.

So. Farewell then Betamax. We always liked you better than VHS anyway

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Re: Can we finally settle this?

"...in contrast to today when everyone seems to push for higher quality standards."

Yes, but back when Betamax and VHS were fighting each other the final visual output, at least in the domestic market, was crap. It was even more crap for NTSC (Never Twice the Same Colour). No matter how much Betamax was technically superior the result was much the same on a plain old domestic, built down to a price, CRT TV (usually very badly set up to boot).

Drones are dropping drugs into prisons and the US govt just doesn't know what to do

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Re: Kaboom

You do if you make the new law strict liability. Current laws making flying drone to deliver drugs etc into prison probably need some form of provable intent.

NASA photo gallery: How to blow $200m of rocket in seconds

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Re: Ultimate goal

Danny John-Jules got there first.

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

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Re: Content and delivery

Market segmentation. That way different sources can charge different fees and also offer premiers (qualified by on this channel, on a wet Wednesday, in August, this year). By not being able to find the cheapest easily and quickly some will pay over the odds.

Brussels flings out Safe Harbour guidelines, demands 'safer' new framework ASAP

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Safer Safe Harbour

What's the betting that Ansip's tautology turns into an oxymoron?

UK cyber-spy law takes Snowden's revelations of mass surveillance – and sets them in stone

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Alongside this, GCHQ, MI5 and local councils still want to be able to decrypt communications and identify suspects in terrorist plots, child abuse, school catchment area frauds, littering and other serious crimes.

FTFY

UK.gov Verify system misses yet another user signup target

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Re: Mystery

Verify is not Cyber, its Digital - much better.