* Posts by David Roberts

1606 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jan 2007

A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

David Roberts
Windows

I didn't realise

Dukes of Hazard County was a documentary.

Supermassive black holes scoff just one star per year, say space weight watchers

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Alien

Visualisation of the cosmic all

If these black holes are eating one sun a year, what are the odds that at least one sun had habitable planets with perhaps sentient life?

Ignore that FBI. We're the real FBI, says the FBI that's totally the FBI

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Pint

Hello, FBI.

Ah, good.

Got through to the Ferry Boat Inn.

The blockchain era is here but big biz, like most folk, hasn't a clue what to do with it

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Windows

Re: Is El reg a home for the elderly now?

I totally get blockchain.

O.K then - share your top 5 real world uses and why blockchain outperforms alternatives,

David Roberts
Unhappy

I think "why?" should be the first question.

AIUI blockchain was supposed to be a distributed, organisation and infrastructure independent way of recording transactions. Designed so that you were free of big corporate organisations such as banks.

So why does a large organisation need such a technology? Apart from the kudos of using blockchain which seems to boost share price?

I am still at the stage of trying to visualise the solution which requires the technology. Which is generally the wrong way round.

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

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Re: From her mouth to God's ear

Came along to post the same about our cat.

Emotional suport animal describes my role perfectly.

So could I fly with her as long as I am properly documented by her therapist?

ServiceNow plans non-devs writing non-code for real enterprise apps

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Joke

Picture

Ive got a mothball in this hand, and a mothball in that hand.

What have I got?

Anti-missile missile misses again, US military mum on meaning of mess

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Whatever happened

To space lasers which could fire down on missiles?

(Sharks optional).

Who can save us? It's 2018 and some email is still sent as cleartext

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Windows

email is so last century

Sadly, so am I.

Specifying changes to underlying protocol choices may well leave older email clients high and dry.

Still mainly using Windows Live Mail although it was put out to grass many years ago.

Thunderbird keeps getting almost abandoned.

Bright young things use web mail.

Whete is the leading edge mail client development to drive these changes forward?

Good news, everyone: Ransomware declining. Bad news: Miscreants are turning to crypto-mining on infected PCs

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Trollface

Call the process

Meltdown mitigation.

Then people will leave it running and accept the performance hit.

Windows Defender will strap pushy scareware to its ass-kicker machine

David Roberts
Trollface

That is Avast in the firing line.

Of course you probably won't be running both at once.

Biker nerfed by robo Chevy in San Francisco now lobs sueball at GM

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Re: Hmmm - lane splitting

Late to the party, but if the motorbike had been lane splitting then the car should have been able to regain the lane without impeding the bike.

That is, after all, what lane splitting is about.

FYI: There's now an AI app that generates convincing fake smut vids using celebs' faces

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Go

Good things could be done

AFAIK you can order a book specially printed with your child included in the story. I think this includes pictures.

So not a long stretch to give your kid a video (Frozen?) with them appearing. Just need a bit of home video of their face. Overlay on a character. Special birthday.

I am sure many adults would like to appear in Star Trek or Star Wars. Robocop should be even easier.

You could watch yourself scorring the winning goal, winning the 100m final..........the possibilities are endless.

Porn is just one aspect of cinematic processing; you might as well try and stigmatise video cameras and editing software (standard on mobile phones) because they can be used to take illegal images. This latest software is just a refinement of current technology. The genie is out of the bottle.

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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WTF?

Re: recall

How far back?

Core 2 Duo which was shipped with Vista?

What would the fix be? Replace the complete PC with something which hasn't been fixed yet, and allegedly won't be properly fixed for another 2 years?

Or wait 2 years then offer a $50 rebate on a brand new system? No way that you are going to fix any 10 year old laptops.

The best you would be likely to see is a limited term "scrappage" offer which helps shift an enormous number of new W10 systems and gives the whole industry a massive boost. Which isn't my idea of punishment for insecure design.

David Roberts

Re: Why we need faster MEMORY!

Sounds interesting and a bit like offloading work to GPUs.

{Googles}

Ah. GPU chips are also vulnerable to Spectre but not Meltdown.

Still, a design for massively distributed processing instead of cramming even more processors onto a single die should at least be worth looking at.

Although adding more slightly slower processors to a single die might be at least as effective for a mixed workload if not for a single thread.

David Roberts
Coat

Re: Speculative but maybe workable fix

Umm.....how about the problem is between the bedroom and the bathroom so tinkering with the front door lock isn't going to fix it?

Also, requiring you to go out through the front door into the street to ask permission to come back in to use the bathroom isn't going to speed things up if you are desperate for a dump?

O.K. On my way.

The one with the copy of bad analogies in the pocket ->

David Roberts
Trollface

Re: Mr T is oh so good - Polonium sushi

Given recent reports from other news outlets, sushi on its own is enough.

Unless you are enthused by the prospect of keeping a tapeworm as a pet.

Firms pushing devices at teachers that let kids draw... on a screen? You BETT

David Roberts
Headmaster

Nostalgia for the BBC micro?

Some fans of the Pi may be remembering the generation inspired by the BBC micro.

However at that time computing was new and different and exciting.

These days the most likely connection with kids would be an Android development platform which let them put their own App on their own phone and then take it home to show their parents.

Not that I would like to police a load of bright kids side loading code onto their phones. I know that most teaching staff wouldn't have a clue how to.

Perhaps a hosting App which can sandbox code but allow kids to develop simple stuff?

Whatever, I suspect that most fans of teaching kids about computers don't have to do it, nor do they have to train teachers to the level required to teach it then support them afterwards.

TL;DR look, a computer - isn't it cool! Is so last century. Focus on the computer they are already using.

P.S. I have a few Pis. Presents from my kids. Apart from a shonky VPN server they are all sitting there waiting for me to have some spare time. Said kids have never shown any interest in programming and use computers of various kinds as tools to get a job done, not one to develop skills that they frankly see no need for. Lack of programming skills doesn't seem to have held either of them back, although one has a successful IT career. Not as a programmer, though. IT training started at Uni because the school IT guy was such a dick head it was agreed any IT course would be a waste of time.

NHS OKs offshoring patient data to cloud providers stateside

David Roberts
Facepalm

All together children

There's a hole in my bucket......

Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

David Roberts

Re: Mystery of packed office solved.

Full height ESDI?

I think I have one. Or perhaps SCSI.

In a converter box which plugs into an Atari 520 Ste (which has 4 Mb of memory).

No idea if it will power up, but some day....

David Roberts
Windows

Re: Five varieties of Firewire cables

Interfaker

Sad-sack Anon calling himself 'Mr Cunnilingus' online is busted for DDoSing ex-bosses

David Roberts

One long list of victims

Are they clearing all their backlog of cases?

NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

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WTF?

Re: NHoS means NHoS is not NHS

Sadly, this response is typical of the tunnel vision techie convinced that they are right regardless.

The sensible option would have been to remove all NHS style branding after the first warning.

But no, instead the name is changed but the underlying issue is still there, up front and very much in everyone's face.

Tell ME what do you officious little petty time server? What do you know about anything?

There, we've changed the name. Choke on it!

What?

Oh.

Screw you guys, I'm off home.

F-35 'incomparable' to Harrier jump jet, top test pilot tells El Reg

David Roberts
Trollface

Pour or paw?

Both applicable if the main display is running porn?

Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny

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WTF?

Libel, slander, legal privilege?

If she had published this in a newspaper or a book I assume she could have been sued.

I also assume that if it is part of a legal filing she can get it into the public domain without the same risk (possibly).

What isn't clear is what damage she claims to have suffered to warrant $3m damages.

Drone crashes after operator failed to spot extra building site crane

David Roberts
Holmes

Re: "Autonomous" is not a synonym for "Pre-Programmed"

Relying solely on internal guidance with no external control inputs for the duration of the flight seems to fit "autonomous" quite reasonably. (Leaving aside the sensors for height and location, of course).

The lack of ability to make course changes through external threat detection makes it a poor implementation, and can lead to incidents such as the one reported in the article.

If you take the view that there are two states, autonomous or under external control then the drone was clearly autonomous.

If you blindfold someone then turn them loose in a busy street with a few memorised instructions then they wander off under their own control they are no longer under external control. They may be very foolish, but they are making their own decisions and are thus autonomous.

Drone perves defeated by tinfoil houses

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Black Helicopters

Water based interception

A few hosepipe and pressure washer fans here.

Probably OK for a very near approach over a large tract of land you own, but anywhere suburban and the main result will be shooting water onto your neighbour's property. Possibly onto your neighbour.

You could always fly your own defence drone over your property (leading to aerial robot wars) but again anywhere suburban this is likely to be illegal (at least in the UK).

China's first space station to – ahem – de-orbit in late March

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Alert

Interesting track

Seems to pass over some major flight paths for carriers such as Emirates and Malasia.

Canada charges chap alleged to run stolen data-mart Leakedsource

David Roberts

Re: ha ha - Hotmail?

Is that still a thing?

Airbus warns it could quit A380 production

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Pint

Another happy traveller

A few years back we flew to the Antipodes and booked at medium short notice. It was looking quite expensive, especially Premium Economy (which, as far as I can tell is old style (1980s) Business Class).

Fortunately we saw an offer for Malaysian business class which wasn't much more. A380 to KL then A320 to Sydney. The A380 was a dream, with fully reclining seats and masses of space. The A320 was OK but the seats only partially reclined so it was much harder to get to sleep. The overall experience, including the business class lounges at Heathrow and KL, was so civilised that I dread flying long haul economy.

Malaysian was a bit run down, though. KL should be their flagship but the facilities were poorly maintained and showing signs of age. Still beats the hell out of coach class.

So the A380 is the way air travel should be. Shame that the sardine packers are likely to win long term.

OK, Google: Why does Chromecast clobber Wi-Fi connections?

David Roberts

Re: Sounds like it is caching all the requests while it is sleeping

I did wonder if it just had a loop which ran until the internal date/time counter matched system date/time.

There will be a limit to cached messages but no limit to brainless loops.

Whatever, I hope someone reveals the code fix.

Hawaiian fake nukes alert caused by fat-fingered fumble of garbage GUI

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Trollface

Users and menus

I wouldn't be surprised if there were additional checks which were clicked through.

It is not unknown for users opening a "boobs.jpg.exe" attachment to angrily click through the "are you sure you really want to do this?" prompts because:

(1) Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?

(2) Boobs!

US shoppers abandon PC makers in hour of need

David Roberts

Still a huge market

Nobody should expect sales of anything (apart from baked beans and bog roll) to just keep on climbing year on year.

Each year products seem to be a little better made and longer lived. Examples include clothes and motor cars as well as computers.

This doesn't mean that in the near future there will be no market for new clothes, motor cars and computers. Just that corporates may not be able to deliver year on year growth.

You will know when things are starting to get tough when they introduce major scrappage schemes for PC hardware (not counting OS upgrades and bloating which have driven some of the replacement cycle in the last few years).

UK.gov puts Suffolk 7-year-old's submarine design into production

David Roberts

Re: Verity Jackson with the new boat

Honey, I shrunk the crew?

Cryptocurrencies to end in tears, says investor wizard Warren Buffett

David Roberts
Unhappy

Just another hare brained Ponzi scheme

There is no underlying value, and at some point you are going to run out of suckers.

And yet.....this was the tune when the nominal price was $100 and $1,000 and....the standard warning is always past performance is no guarantee of future performance. What if it defies current theory and just stays up there?

I will be avoiding anyway, but as I can't explain the current valuation I can't be sure that it is wrong.

Japanese giant NEC gobbles Brit IT firm Northgate for £475m

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Facepalm

Foreign owned companies

The reason that the FTSE100 is so high at the moment is that most of the revenue is coming from abroad in dollars.

UK exam chiefs: About the compsci coursework you've been working on. It means diddly-squat

David Roberts
Windows

Re: CompSci without coursework - half the size and faster

IMHO the tutor was unusually sensible and aware of the real world.

Back in the day (a long way back) we didn't like employing Comp Sci graduates because most of their training seemed to be fancy tricks and self modifying code designed to minimise memory usage.

All very clever, but if at least 50% of the programming team can't understand what you are doing and why then you are writing unmaintainable code and any gains in performance are negated by the extra time taken by the poor sod who will probably end up rewriting the whole thing when you move on to pastures new.

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

David Roberts
Holmes

I did wonder about cause and effect

Why would the first fire bird pick up a burning twig?

One possibility; thought it was a cooked snake then dropped it when it wasn't.

Another possibility; picked up a smouldering animal then dropped it because it was too hot, or just to settle down and eat it.

There must be a common use case for moving burning things before the admittedly smart birds can see the effect of dropping something that is smouldering and seeing fire start, and making the intuitive leap that results in the consolidation of observed behaviour into learned behaviour.

Could make future fire insurance claims interesting as well. Bloody bird done it, mate!

WD My Cloud NAS devices have hard-wired backdoor

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Paris Hilton

I assume that....

....you have to configure it and the router to allow incoming connections from the Internet otherwise it is a NAS and not a cloud.

Unless (like my HP printer) it connects out to a central server so no incoming connection is required.

I had a quick look round but couldn't find a description of the mechanics. I assume it does clever things to the router as most punters wouldn't know where to start.

Here come the lawyers! Intel slapped with three Meltdown bug lawsuits

David Roberts
Trollface

Hard drive and CPU intensive?

That is Window Update screwed, then.

Samsung topples Intel as semiconductor top dog, but lead 'literally built on sand'

David Roberts
Unhappy

Damn

Got to wait until 2019 for the RAM upgrade.

Meltdown, Spectre: The password theft bugs at the heart of Intel CPUs

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Trollface

Compensation!

I wonder how my two Core 2 Duos and my Core 2 Quad are going to net me?

Should I be ordering champagne and a yacht?

I could start filling the bath now............

Someone tell Thorpe Lane in Suffolk their internet sucks – they're still loading the page

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Re: Swings and roundabouts

Three little words - East Coast Cable. Since borged into Virgin.

So there are places on the Felixstowe peninsula where you are 5 minutes walk from the countryside, 10 minutes walk from the sea, and can get 200 Mb/sec Internet over co-ax, Although apparently not in the less fashionable parts of the Trimleys.

BT lab domain grab – 17 years after cheeky chap swiped 'em

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Re: Martlesham Heath Re the Tower - mountain biking

You might want to check where the mountain biking track was for the Olympics.

Not Martlesham, but surprisingly close (and not near a mountain).

Russia threatens to set up its 'own internet' with China, India and pals – let's take a closer look

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Critical infrastructure

Communications have always been vital to the military.

At one one time it was more traditional communications netwroks. Telex style terminals in COMCENS with the fall back of sending morse over the bare wires if all the smart stuff had been wiped out by EMP. As far as I know everything is more sophisticated now but also more vulnerable.

The power network was a biggie; take down the National Grid and we would be starving in a week as all the chilled and frozen food went bad.

These days we seem to be almost totally reliant on the Internet for "just in time" logistics and all aspects of business and banking. This makes any (at least First World) country enormously vulnerable to network disruption. Imagine the chaos if you could not buy goods electronically and anyway nobody knew where they were.

The tactical and strategic advantages are obvious. Why take enormous civilian damage from a nuclear exchange, or massive long term drain on resources of a conventional war when you can just cripple your opponent by taking down their logistics? Victory without a shot fired? Very enticing. So every sovereign nation should be taking all possible steps to secure vital infrastructure. Having vital parts managed by a likely enemy is not a good position. Having a fall back plan is vital, as is testing it.

TL;DR - why wouldn't Russia do this? Crazy not to!

'Urgent data corruption issue' destroys filesystems in Linux 4.14

David Roberts
Trollface

Just when

Linus had apologised for fucking swearing.

Incoming in 3 2 1

Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

David Roberts

Re: Sport truck! 0-60 in 5 seconds SA to WA

That is not such a big issue.

Think back to the early days of the railroads (especially in the USA). Railroad stops were built at regular intervals, usually in the middle of nowhere, so the steam engines could take on more fuel and water.

Retro, but regular truck stops surrounded by massive solar farms could solve that problem and also provide facilities for other travellers including tourists.

Just look back to when locomotive fuel was less energy dense.

David Roberts

Re: Impressive

"So you have the power sources sorted, the actual infrastructure can gradually be upgraded as required. It isn't that difficult to upgraded a substation or increase the UHV cable capacity. As long as it is gradual and not required in 5 years time. It's only a bit more difficult than getting FTTH for everyone."

Some unquantified caveats there. Having watched the progress of the build of an additonal feed from an offshore wind farm into the National Grid the progress is very slow. Infrastructure seems to be (quite sensibly) underground these days and a new link has to go through/past existing infrastructure which all takes time and planning. A lot of time seems to be taken up by archeology along the chosen route. You could of course just cover the whole country is a massive web of pylons and overhead cables.

I don't think it is fair to compare the issues of running very high power lines all over the country to running fibre down urban streets and out to country villages.

Remember CompuServe forums? They're still around! Also they're about to die

David Roberts

Re: First Quantum Link... then Usenet... now...

Usenet?

Still working last time i looked. (Hours not days.)

Boffins on alert: Brace yourselves for huge gravitational wave coming within a decade

David Roberts

Re: So which is it?

Unfortunately both.