* Posts by David Roberts

1606 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jan 2007

Dwarf planet intumesces before astronomers' gaze

David Roberts
Coat

Mars is the red planet

So maybee call it Pars?

Non-police orgs merrily accessed PNC without authority, says HMIC

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Re: 1970s Fujitsu mainframe

Trying to find out if it was originally ICL (which you would expect of a UK governmental organisation in the '70s) or a "real" Fujitsu system.

Wikipedia is staying schtum at the moment.

First successful Hyperloop test module hits 100mph in four seconds

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Concorde

See title.

Walmart sues Visa for being too lax with protecting chip cards

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Recent problem?

A few years (4?) since I last visited the States but I don't recall any problems buying fuel or shopping with a UK credit card. Visited most of the West Coast.

Oh, and for drawing cash from an ATM you may be better off with a credit card.

Counter intuitive, but banks normally gouge you on the exchange rate and transaction charges.

There are some cards which don't charge for currency conversion, and only charge a small amount of interest on cash withdrawals which turns out to be cheaper than being gouged for using a debit card

Compression tool 7-Zip pwned, pain flows to top security, software tools

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WTF?

So what action is required?

I assume from the article that the main problem is 7-Zip code integrated into other products?

Which don't require a stand alone install of 7-Zip to work?

So the solution is to make sure your anti-virus/malware is up to date?

Also update any stand alone copies of 7-Zip?

Or what?

Laser-zapping scientists will save the Earth from meteorite destruction

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Coat

Re: But...But....But....

Are we sure asteroid approach?

Label your cables: A cautionary tale from the server room

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Re: article header image

War stories?

Or is your query more complex?

Lending Club CEO booted out for dodgy deals

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Fool me once

Shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me!

People are actually buying bundled loans as an investment?

What could go wrong?........

At the BBC, Agile means 'making it up as we go along'

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Agile?

Is this the same as "Knock out something quickly to get Marketing off our backs!"?

Back in the day the longest time to deliver a "product" was always 6 months because that was as far forward as Marketing (the customer) could see/think.

Saying "It will take 18 months to deliver and test that." would never get approval.

Taking 2 years in 6 month chunks however seemed fine.

I realise that in Agile you probably need to substitute weeks (or even days) for months.

London NHS trust fined £180,000 after second bcc fail on HIV email list

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NHS?

Or is the NHS just carrying the can for the charity they contracted to do the work?

If so it is possible that the charity doesn't have any proper IT infrastructure or professional mail server admins.

iOS apps must do IPv6

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Use of English?

The difference between "must support IPV6 only" and "must support only IPV6"?

Then again, sadly you can't always trust El Reg for correct use of English (or even proof reading).

Review legacy code: Waking dragons is risk worth taking, says Trainline ops head

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Business model?

I am regularly amazed that people use Trainline which charges all sorts of fees, instead of the National Rail system which doesn't.

Is there more than advertising to this?

Of course, I don't often book journeys which span several different train companies. However I can book online with the local rail franchise after National Rail hand me off to their system. I can also pick up the tickets from a ticket machine.

So, no, not seeing the USP.

Tax fraud wave swells after criminals pop ADP payroll data forms

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USA system issue?

This kind of fraud doesn’t seem to get reported for the UK.

I can't work out if the UK system is more secure or too cumbersome for the fraud to be effective.

I don't recall online access to the company payroll system from the Internet, though.

Tax returns based on a paper P60.

Router hackers reach for the fork: LEDE splits from OpenWRT

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DD-WRT?

No mention of this so far, which used to be an alternative to Open-WRT.

Old, complex code could cause another UK banking TITSUP – study

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Distant memories

Once in my youth I was a COBOL programmer and I still remember the heady excitement of a week writing all the active code.

Followed by a month or so writing all the exception routines which made up over 90% of the average programme and were probably never used in production.

So sheer volume is no real measure of how good or reliable the code is. Although the more lines of code there are the higher the odds of an undetected flaw.

Auto erotic: Self-driving cars will let occupants bonk on the go

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Fatal flaw in self drive?

Leaving all the shagging on the side, if self driving cars require someone to be alert and in charge at all times ready to take over in an emergency then what is the point?

Long journeys are deadly dull anyway and it is hard enough to maintain alertness and concentration. If you are just sitting there for hours on end poised for an emergency beyond the capabilities of the AI you might as well be driving.

If you expect to benefit from the self driving capabilities by doing something productive (um...) with your time such as catching up on work or the latest news then you aren't going to be poised to take over in an emergency. Certainly no chance to catch up on your sleep.

More thought required.

Wi-Fi network named 'mobile detonation device' grounds plane

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Internet of Things

Comes of age.

'Charred Weasel' Linux

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Charred beech marten?

According to El Reg.

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

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Devil

Repeated countdown?

Just considering "You are number 5 in the queue, 4, 3, 2, 1, We are sorry that you have been on hold so long. Under our public service obligation we are transferring you to the priority queue. You are number 6 in the queue, 5, 4, 3......"

Lather, rinse and repeat as required.

Pop goes the weasel! Large Hadron Collider blown up by critter chomping 66kV cable

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Coat

Beech Marten?

Presumably a Pine Marten on holiday?

At last: Ordnance Survey's map wizardry goes live

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Footpaths?

Downloaded the app to my tablet and had a quick scan of a local route we walk on a regular basis. Using the guest account.

There seem to be a lot of footpaths missing.

Some may be permissive by the generosity of the land owner, but some at least have "Public Footpath" signs.

The footpaths also disappear when you zoom out to a realistic view for route planning.

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Unique Code?

In the blurb on the Play Store I read

"Once you’ve purchased a printed map and redeemed the unique code, you can download your map tile and save it for future reference in ‘My Maps’ on your device."

This sounds good for the future - buy a paper map and get a free digital copy - but makes those of us who have previously bought maps feel a little hard done by.

However, apart from going into a shop and having your map stamped with a unique code I can't immediately see how you could compensate those with a stash of OS maps.

Rampant robot tries to rip my clothes off

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Re: 'three access points" - inflate?

I think you have to use some kind of vigorous pumping action.

Ten years in the clink, file-sharing monsters! (If UK govt gets its way)

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FAIL

Re: His (her) Master's Voice - whore

Downvoted for the implication that only women can sell sex.

Or is there no such thing as a male whore?

Will Comcast's set-box killer murder your data caps? The truth revealed

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Internet?

I seem to recall that most telephony is now IP based because companies like BT realised that they were running telephony and data networks side by side and a common underlying protocol would give economies of scale.

So I find it hard to draw the line between cable TV and the Internet.

If you have a clear point to point connection from the home to the nearest content server for TV, say over a VPN, then this looks very much like a "soft" cable connection regardless of the physical carrier. These days trying to define something purely by the physical connection is getting hard as so much is software defined.

I can't see much (if any) difference between Comcast and any other content provider providing TV programmes over an IP connection apart from the fact that Comcast usually owns the wet string.

Which makes me wonder about the UK market. There seems no technical reason why Sky can't offer their service over Virgin Media cable or VM offer the same content as cable over BT ADSL.

Are we about to become more restrictive than the US cable industry?

I would certainly like to be able to use a 3rd party STB or an HTPC instead of my current Virgin Tivo.

MoD contractor hacked, 831 members of defence community exposed

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Undeliverable emails?

One thing that occasionally winds me up are the sites which insist on an email address on sign up (or form submission) but never use it to authenticate the user.

[I happen to have a very short and guessable email address, which is sometimes used by techie numpties as a test address because "it is kewel" without any thought that almost any short address they can think of has probably already been registered. But I digress. ]

So are we saying that they never validated the email addresses, or that they were blocked after initial validation? Over a third of all registered users?

I would like to think that this was a sign of security awareness in the users - only use an address that wasn't valid after registration or block the compromised site's email domian as soon as word got out, however I feel that I might be being too generous.

Intel told Irish council all was well just before 12k job cuts announced

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Wonder how much

They got in grants to locate there?

Chrome lives in dog years: It's seven years old but just turned 50

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Isolating each tab

Lets Chrome hoover up vast amounts of RAM very quickly.

Utah declares 'war on smut'

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Coat

Discouraging young men?

What about young women?

"look, I've seen the pictures and real men are WAY bigger"

SamSam ransomware shifts from hospitals to schools via JBoss hole

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Mushroom

Did you like the caring statement?

All the proactive bollocks when the fault is due to being YEARS out of date with patching?

Hacking Team hole still unpatched, exploit pop doc claims

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Mushroom

He said/they said

Make your bloody minds up!

UK web host 123-Reg goes TITSUP, customer servers evaporate

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Coat

One man and a dog outfit

Presumably the dog is still keeping the man away from the keyboard?

Job ad promises 'Meaningless Repetitive Work on the .NET Stack'

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Windows

Re: Managed COBOL?

As somone who trained as a COBOL programmer over 40 years ago, the main feature of the language was that you didn't have to know anything about computers to program in it.

As the name says, it is a business orientated language.

You write things describing simple real world actions like adding, subtracting, moving data - things that can map to paper based systems. So no computer science graduates required.

Then again, it ran on huge mainframes and anyone wanting to get down and dirty with low level languages tended to be re-educated with the clue stick.

I soon moved to more technical areas because COBOL programming quickly became deadly dull (also I don't seem to have the mind set to enjoy doing one thing for long periods, so I didn't stick to programming either).

My mind is still being boggled by the concept of "Managed COBOL as part of .Net". I am an unemployed COBOL programmer but this is by choice. Work is so last decade.

'GPS 2.0' outline calls for open, hackable, interfaces

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Unhappy

How many people

Agree that Google can snoop on their location data at all times?

I refuse, not because I think that more accurate location data is a bad thing, but from a general mistrust of the motives behind the collection. Detailed tracking of my location gathers information about wifi and cell towers. It is also detailed tracking of my location.

Much the same, I suppose, as the resistance to care.data - correlating medical data is an enormously powerful tool for good, but also for less good applications.

Which brings us inevitably to Windows 10. A lot of resistance here to the snooping and forced upgrades. But does the other 99% of the population really care, or even think much about it?

Australia's Dick finally drops off

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Mushroom

Venture capitalists

Borrow on the business, take the money out, job done.

Big telco proxies go full crazy over cable box plan

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Trying to relate this to the UK

There has traditionally been only one country wide supplier of paid TV, which is Sky. However this has been via satellite. Sky has been kept mostly honest by Virgin Media which offers cable to about 50% of the country. BT has now entered the market place but this is too recent to skew traditional marketing.

We don't seem to have the extreme customer abuse reported from the USA but the services are tied to the suppliers' hardware using smart cards to authenticate. Charging is high, but most kit seems to be modern and well featured. As far as I know I can't buy a 3rd party Sky or Virgin box.

Is the USA market held back by the lack of alternatives?

In the UK we have a reasonable service from free to air terrestrial and satellite providers so nobody really needs a cable box unless they want the extra channels. I assume that there is no nationwide satellite broadcast service in the USA? If so I do wonder why because Europe as a whole is covered by satellite broadcasters.

NZ hotel bans cyclists' Lycra-clad loins

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Trollface

Re: They're not necessary anyway

With you on the padded liner front. I cycle in Lycra for the general ease and comfort, not to be aerodynamic. My cycle shorts are also padded - and the ratio of padding to meat&veg means that I am unlikely to frighten the unwary.

The message I am getting is that in certain areas there are too many pedestrians/cyclists/dogs/children in too little space and so there is conflict. This does not mean that all cyclists everywhere are automatically bad people. Any more than all dog owners let their dogs crap everywhere.

Enough cycle hate for the comments in the Daily Wail! Get a grip, commentards.

Linux command line mistake 'nukes web boss'S biz'

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Recursive?

rm = remove

"- f" = just f*ing do it

"-r" = recursive - that is work your way down the directory tree and nuke everything

Noting that the author has no Unix/Linux expertise, I was expecting a poster to have mentioned the word "recursive" by now.

Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

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Coat

One reason to filter emails

Is to catch the spear phishing emails aimed at your important staff.

Running a check for mail from/to an address very similar to the corporate email domain and originator/recipient of a staff member could catch a major phishing attempt.

Downside is that you would pick up all sorts of other crap as well then have to deal with it.

For mis-addressed emails, just read the headers then send a message to the originator saying you are holding the message (in one hand, with one of your bodily extensions in the other) and can they confirm the recipient. Or, better, can they re-submit. With more detail. No - bad idea. Still.......

This assumes that (as others have suggested) you haven't been forced to do what mail rooms used to, and correct obviously wrong addresses.

Misco: We're moving to the cloud after yesterday's bit barn meltdown

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PFI?

Outsourcing data centres is just like PFI - it takes the cost out of the capital budget and removes the provision for ongoing maintenance.

All you have is payment from the current account for the service.

It may turn out to cost you more, it may turn out to be less secure efficient and reliable, but meanwhile you have maximised value, sold off a capital asset, reduced headcount and returned cash to the shareholders.

Future problems? Blame goes straight outside the company to the service provider.

Astroboffin discovers exoplanet by accident ... in 1917

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Exoplanet? Endoplanet??

So an exoplanet is a planet orbiting a star?

Presumably then there is an endoplanet which is a planet inside a star?

Else why the qualification?

I naively assumed that most planets orbited stars.

I feel there must be something lacking in the provided definition but I'm just too idle to Google for it.

Swedish military unwittingly helped hose US banks in 2012/2013

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Joke

Were the very specific steps..

..to shoot the human who made the error?

Tesla 3 orders hit $14bn

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Kickstarter?

In a very big way, of course.

Man pleads guilty for serving white hat with DoS, swearbot, sex toys

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Paris Hilton

Am I the only one

Who read the URL as mcscrewsecurity.com?

And then wondered if they had got the two site names mixed up?

That naked picture on my PC? Not mine. The IT guy put it there

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Re: Its not every day I learn a new word from El Reg

Traducer is sadly often mis-used to describe an electronic component.

I blame these soft keyboards.

SANS man lists five security things you're not doing but should

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WTF?

Drop attachments from unsigned emails?

That should make you email load get very light very quickly.

Or the admin wearing fetching tar and feathers.

There has to be a reasonable proportion of signed email traffic before you can start to encourage the laggards.

Having said that, enforcing signing of all internal emails would reduce the chance of CEO impersonation which has been in the news recently.

London to Dover 'smart' road could help make driverless cars mainstream – expert

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WTF?

Full of big words

Then I learn we will be getting petrol price signs.

Radar to detect breakdowns - don't we already have those cameras which "only read part of you number plate" to measure traffic flow on most motorways and trunk roads?

Wi-Fi and 4G reliably along the roads would be nice; even better along the railways.

Looks like a load of puff mainly announcing stuff we already have. Or there is a lot of information missing from the article.

Linux is so grown up, it's ready for marriage with containers

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Re: Out of passing interest

Just passing through again.

Mr. Picky says that a wether is a castrated ram.

So the phrase "wether someone" made my eyes water a little.

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Out of passing interest

Virtualisation provides a virtual machine interface.

I have some W7 systems which won't install Windows 10 (shame! I hear you cry) because of the lack of processor features such as NX support.

Is it possible to emulate these featires in a VM or is the VM also directly constrained by the processor architecture?

Oh, and is ther any point in running containers (even just for fun) on a home system?

Lexmark in sales chats

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Mushroom

My personal biased view.

I hope the grabbing buggers sink without trace.

I bought a Lexmark printer once because I was in a hurry and it seemed ridiculously cheap.

Then I found out it wouldn't take 3rd party cartridges and the ink was stupid expensive.

Still in the loft somewhere waiting to be thrown out.