* Posts by David Roberts

1606 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jan 2007

ThinkPad T14s AMD Gen 1: Workhorse that does the business – and dares you to push that red button

David Roberts

About ball mice....

Anyone else remember a tiny ball mouse which would clip to the side of a laptop keyboard?

Wonderful idea but haven't seen one for decades.

Hacked by SolarWinds backdoor masterminds, Mimecast now lays off staff after profit surge

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Re: RPi

More likely they were seeing increased use of the tool set and decided to include the repo in the standard install.

My suspicion is that for the users the penny didn't drop that any standard repo will obviously be polled for changes every time you update.

The maintainers could consider this so blindingly obvious that they didn't think that they had to mention it explicitly.

Probably a large part of the user base just updated (or new installed) without reading the release notes.

I hold my hand up to doing that with a quick and dirty install from time to time.

Nespresso smart cards hacked to provide infinite coffee after someone wasn't too perky about security

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Windows

Aeropress?

No mention so far and it does make an exceptional cup of coffee.

However mine rarely gets used as I start the day with a very strong instant coffee then daren't drink any more or I'm still twitching at midnight.

Transcribe-my-thoughts app would prevent everyone knowing what I actually said during meetings

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Facepalm

Keep it brief and pertinent.

Once attended a document review when the project had announced a change of scope which rendered the document redundant.

Authors still wanted to review the document.

Presumably one of their performance targets.

SpaceX powers through bad case of wind to nail Falcon 9's eighth droneship landing

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Congrats

Makes NASA look a bit pedestrian.

On his way out, Trump emits exec order suggesting US cloud giants must verify ID of all foreign customers

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Was it Trump?

Sounds vaguely sensible so perhaps someone else drafting it.

Punting a good idea at the last moment to claim kudos seems trivial in the great scheme of things though.

As noted, the devil is in the implementation detail.

SolarWinds mess that flared in the holidays: Biz confirms malware targeted crocked Orion product

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Windows

Trust noone

The biggest flaw in all this was the perhaps lazy assumption that the software was safe and secure.

It is an overwhelming challenge to trust noone. Not the OS, not the network, not the AV, none of the applications in house or external.

Not the compilers, source code country, nothing.

Paranoia is expensive, though, and there is a temptation to assume that somebody else has checked it because they are using it.

We are all doomed, aren't we?

Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32

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Paris Hilton

Command line?

My probably dumb assumption is that the dialogue box is merely a front end to save the dumb user from having to use the command line and remember the options.

If so it shouldn't (hah!) be a major development to update the dialogue box to allow a larger cluster size and larger volume.

Unless I am missing something obvious.

Well, on the bright side, the SolarWinds Sunburst attack will spur the cybersecurity field to evolve all over again

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Funding model?

As already mentioned upstream this might be all down to the money and time available to the core developers to look internally at their processes and not just at the agressive targets for the next commercial release.

Like a high security business with massive front office security, turnstiles, finger and retinal printing etc. Which, it turns out, makes it impossible for the developers in the basement working 7 days weeks to meet an arbitrary deadline to get out of hours pizza deliveries. So they modify a back door to the server room so the alarm doesn't sound when the delivery guy calls.

Possible moral is to spend a bit more on your core team even if it makes the performance metrics look worse.

We didn't get hacked because.....is very hard to prove.

No doubt the blame will fall on the developers and not those responsible for not funding internal security.

Noting also that if you are a criminal one of your primary aims is to subvert the police force. Also noting Burgess et al.

BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call

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Merry whatever

Too busy cooking and eating to check for a new episode.

However I am with the PFY in not wanting to touch home systems.

Unless trying to install the same software on Windows from 2000 to 10 plus Apple variants, chrome books, that interesting ARM device, a netbook running obsolete Linux......is seen as an interesting challenge.

Well, unless the aim is to nuke them all from orbit.

Roma, we've had un problema: When every flight's final destination is a date with Windows Boot Manager

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Holmes

Staff hide

Memories of a {cough} few years ago coming back from a holiday in Italy.

Flights disrupted, Italian passengers mobbed information desks shouting and screaming and all the staff ran away and hid.

All very strange, but apparently traditional.

Very different from the "Sorry, old chap, hate to bother you but..." approach traditional in the UK at the time. (See icon.)

Trump administration says Russia behind SolarWinds hack. Trump himself begs to differ

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Passive monitoring?

If the software checks for active monitoring software and access to the Internet then presumably passive monitoring at the network boundary would see the traffic.

Getting towards watching the horse bolt out of the stable door, but at least you can watch which way it is going.

David Roberts

Re: Mr Irrelevant Tweets what?

Good to see the rest of the administration are basically ignoring Trump.

Google reveals version control plus not expecting zero as a value caused Gmail to take an inconvenient early holiday

David Roberts
Windows

Paxos?

No wonder they were stuffed.

Cats: Not a fan favourite when the critters are draped around an office packed with tech

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Heat sinks should have fins?

Some time after the last cat died (aged 23) I was investigating an overheating problem in our PCs.

Apart from the usual fluff, all the fins of the CPU heat sinks had become smooth with all the gaps between the fins filling up with crud.

I assume it was cat related.

All working again apart from one which may have a flaky PSU.

I'm a bit wary of investigating that for fur, fluff and filth

What does my neighbour's Tesla have in common with a stairlift?

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Re: If it was me...SORN

Do they do SORN in France?

Japan pours millions into AI-powered dating to get its people making babies again

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Eventually self fixing

If the ethnic Japanese continue in this way then the required replacements will eventually be provided by immigration from other cultures

Either there will be a constant flow of young people who are willing to assimilate and not breed or the new young will not accept the conditions which are currently depressing the birth rate.

Either way there will be genetic and cultural drift until the whole thing sorts itself out.

Over population and over work to prop up a society which does not want to breed is eventually self limiting.

Which makes me also wonder if ethnic Japanese who want a work life balance and to raise kids will emigrate to other societies which offer these options, thus making the situation even worse for Japan but possibly better for the diverse human race.

Useful quantum computers will be impossible without error correction. Good thing these folks are working on it

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Trollface

photonic cat qubits

More special than the dog's bollocks.

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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Joke

Re: Those were the days Tester

No.

They were purged in a Tester cull.

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

David Roberts
Trollface

Re: Monolith?

Is the one in France the Monolitha?

For every disastrous rebrand, there is an IT person trying to steer away from the precipice

David Roberts

One Per Desk?

Also branded as Tonto for some stupid reason.

PC makers warn of battle for air freight capacity, will have to fight for cargo space with... the COVID-19 vaccine

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Fly more planes?

There are a lot parked up at the moment.

If I pedal faster and feed it spinach, my robot barman might pull more pints

David Roberts

Re: I want to get something to help me walk

I'm struggling with the concept of enduring discomfort and reduced mobility to avoid "looking like a rambler".

I give very few tosses over the opinion of others if something makes my life less painful.

Sorry to hear about the damage, though.

Considering the colonisation of Mars? Werner Herzog would like a word

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A few points

For those saying effectively "well we colonised America, how hard can it be?" I could point out that America (and Australia for another example) were already populated by humans when the modern invaders arrived.

There were abundant supplies of food and water and plenty of raw materials to build shelters and the climate was agreeable for most of the year.

Survival required little more than basic tools to get started, although you did need some survival knowledge and tool making and agricultural skills would help (remarkably lacking in a lot of early expeditions I read).

Those talking about masses of people moving off Earth. This is not the most fuel efficient way to populate a new planet. Far more efficient to move well engineered production facilities out and replicate humans on site. Ovaries and testes are remarkably compact compared to the finished product and you can screen for (in your view) desirable traits in the producers. Compare this to our planet where the "bangs per buck" made it cost effective to move humans in bulk to provide labour in the colonies. Hence prisoners and slaves.

The poor aren't going to get a look in either. The high cost of shipping humans to orbit and beyond and sustaining them will almost certainly lead to an indentured elite living off Earth under conditions dictated by the financiers who provided the transport and accomodation.

So for the race overall it makes sense to move off planet and spread the risk. For all but a vanishingly small minority it will make no difference. We are stuck on this polluted mud ball and so are our descendants.

The planet will most likely survive in some form whatever hits it. It has so far. Life will also survive, although not as we know it (Jim). Humanity is a fly speck on the timeline of Earth.

Anyway, go Elon. Humanity needs to infect the Universe before this local infestation gets sterilised.

David Roberts

Re: Locusts? Triffids?

Read the original book by John Wyndham.

Triffids were of terrestrial origin and from genetic engineering; a crop to produce oil cake as feed IIRC.

I hear that someone modified the plot to turn it into a film with some bollocks about them dissolving in sea water.

The GIMP turns 25 and promises to carry on being the FOSS not-Photoshop

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Paris Hilton

Progressive approach to UI?

I seem to be with the majority who find the whole UI far too complicated and counter intuitive.

If there were modes with different levels of complexity, starting with very simple, the perhaps more users would adopt it and gradually unlock more of the complexity.

This is not an unusual concept.

Consider computer games. Many have novice or training levels which gradually progress to expert as you learn how to use the controls and unlock the more complex and challenging features.

Potential users might give up if thrown into a game where knowledge of all the keystrokes, short cuts, and other fancy features was required to stop you getting killed off in the first few seconds every time.

For image editing my baseline requirement is to crop and resize an image (photo or screen shot) and then upload it to a web site to share.

I am almost 100% Windows at the moment and just use Paint.

In the past I have used Linux far more and have painful memories of trying to use Gimp for simple things and being overwhelmed by the complexity.

Still, Happy Birthday.

America's largest radio telescope close to collapse as engineers race to fix fraying cables

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Replace in space?

Would it be more effective (not cheaper) to build the next generation in space?

Might have a better chance of funding because sexy.

Shock news: NASA lunar ambitions might be a bit too... ambitious

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Go

Emotional involvement?

Probably far harder to sell the concept of robots exploring the solar system than people.

One could vicariously imagine oneself flying into space, but not get invested in the idea of some gadget being sent there.

Very rich people are queueing up to go to (or near) space because it is still seen as romantic and special.

So I am all in favour of manned (personned) missions because they are more likely to get public support and a lot of science gets done anyway.

Sometimes justified as preparation for human missions

Not fade Huawei: Hard pressed Chinese tech biz to flog Honor mobile unit for $15bn

David Roberts
Joke

She offered her Honor

He honoured her offer.

And all night long.....

UK tax dept's IT savings created 'significant risk', technical debt as it faces difficult conversation with Chancellor

David Roberts
Windows

Re: SDLC?

Ah!

No, no, don't rush me.

Yes.

Used to network 3270 terminals to IBM mainframes.

Anything else I can help you with?

Zoom strong-armed by US watchdog to beef up security after boasting of end-to-end encryption that didn't exist

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Public key cryptography

Noting that asymmetric public key cryptography isn't usually used for transmitting data.

It is slow, and vulnerable to analysis if bulk data is transmitted.

Public keys are usually used for the exchange of symmetric keys which are much faster and more secure.

Apologies if this is already stated down thread.

Bad software crashed Boeings. Now it appears the company lacked a singular software supremo

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Optional Extra?

Nobody so far seems to have mentioned that the instrument to warn the pilot that there were potential issues with the sensor was an optional extra.

Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice

David Roberts
Windows

Re: Shell Energy

You now have me salivating for themed confectionery.

Hardly useless during lockdown.

{Note to self: don't ask about the cream filling.}

Watch as UK government magically makes value of £500m framework contract swell to four times the size

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Trollface

English language

Contract=Expand

Update to NHS COVID-19 app brings improved warnings, end to 'ghost' notifications

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Mushroom

Thank you all

For testing the Beta software so that I don't have to.

I'm still waiting for good quality news reports quantifying how many people have been correctly identified as at risk, then processed by the track and trace (and isolate?) system and successfully quarantined with all their contacts also traced. Plus those in need being given immediate financial support to enable them to self isolate and still pay for food, accomodation, heating etc.

Until then this just seems, to my cynical mind, to be an exercise in magical thinking. We have an App. Problem solved!

Seriously, so far I haven't seen any articles quantifying the benefits that this App has produced. Apart from financial ones for the developers.

England and Wales seem to be drifting into another massive surge in new infections. How is this App helping to limit this?

Mind you, I haven't seen anything quantifying how Scotland and NI are making gains from their systems either.

There must be some obvious benefits or why are we doing this?

I seem to recall some figure like only 28% of people who are supposed to self isolate actually do. So this is surely the area to focus on.

It reminds me of governments' love of passing new legislation to make something illegal and claiming that they have fixed the problem, when there aren't enough police to enforce the law and anyone charged has to wait 2-3 years to get processed by the massively under funded and under resourced court system.

So you install the App and get a notification. Then what???

{and BREATHE}

Machine learning gets semi conscious... Waymo, Daimler vow to bring self-driving trucks to American highways

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Automation?

As far as I can recall there is very little full automation on the UK railways.

Docklands Light Railway is one, and was built from scratch to be driverless.

Everything else seems to have been built in the era of drivers.

Of course the unions might have had some say in this.

IMHO the same applies to road transport.

A main transport network designed for and dedicated to autonomous vehicles would be able to solve most of the thorny issues associated with legacy road networks and interactions with human drivers.

I recall a holiday in the USA when we hired an RV which was huge.

Cruising on the main highways was in general easy as the roads were very wide and not crowded. Easy to automate.

However due to the satnav not knowing how big the vehicle was it took us through SF from the 49ers stadium (good RV park there) to the Golden Gate bridge.

I suspect an autonomous vehicle might have had a nervous breakdown in the traffic.

I relied on the facts that the RV was conspicuously marked as a hire vehicle and was mostly the largest thing around by some margin.

So I don't expect universal vehicle automation any time soon.

Much like the British on holiday, NHS COVID-19 app refuses to work with phones using unsupported languages

David Roberts

Re: What about multiple languages?

I note the clutching of pearls generally.

My first thought when I read about this was "If you have a problem matching a supported language then fall back to English as a sensible default.

It is, after all, one of the major global business languages and there is a good chance that anyone using the App would understand it.

Or have a contact who could."

Major software blunder to output nothing.

It also highlights the lack of thoughtful testing.

Or the unwillingness to accept testing results.

Another eBay exec pleads guilty after couple stalked, harassed for daring to criticize the internet tat bazaar

David Roberts

Just checking from across the pond

Are these Police Captains fully trained long term professionals, or are they an elected office?

I tend to lose track of which is which.

Congrats, Meg Whitman, another multi-billion-dollar write-off for the CV: Her web vid upstart Quibi implodes

David Roberts

Re: There are sites that make a lot of money out of 10-minute videos

10 minutes?

I can dream.....

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

David Roberts

Re: Earl grey or english breakfast?

District lack of headlines for

Teabagging in SPAAAAACE!

Down the Swanny: '2020 has been the most challenging year in my career' says Intel CEO as profit plunges 30%

David Roberts

50% margin?

On a turnover of billions?

The growth may be diminishing but the money tree is awesome.

Shares may be over valued (10% drop is eye watering) but there is still money in tham thar hills.

India floats superior ship-management software as a route to regional relevance

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Port owners?

I thought that multi national port owners sutch as Hutchison Wampoa liked to have the same software in all their ports.

Conflicts with the idea of all ports in one country running the same software.

Another Chromium browser for Linux? Microsoft Edge arrives in preview form, no love for Arm yet

David Roberts

Allowing Linux Devs to test natively instead of firing up some Windows system might make it worthwhile.

Also, wider testing community.

Samsung aims boot at Apple's decision not to bundle a charger in with the iPhone 12, foot ends up in mouth

David Roberts

Re: Pardon the silly question...Makita

I bought a Makita manufactured Site drill from Screwfix with two spare batteries.

I have since bought a Makita drill body (situations like drill and counter sink) and a Makita impact driver body (kicks ass driving in screws) and generally manage OK without needing a spare battery on charge.

Good solid kit.

Brit webcam criminal snared in FBI LuminosityLink creepware sting spared prison

David Roberts
Windows

More to be told?

Reportedly bought some standard webcam software and ended up with a stash of amateur shagger videos.

This suggests that there are/were an awful lot of unsecured webcams pointing at shagging locations. Either not intended to be public or part of a video dogging network. If such a thing exists which it more than likely does

It's 2020 and a rogue ICMPv6 network packet can pwn your Microsoft Windows machine

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Preview Pane

Just don't.

Virginia voter registration website falls over hours before deadline. The Russians? No, a broken fiber line

David Roberts

Re: Britain solved this 'tech problem'

Or just slash on them?

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

David Roberts
Mushroom

Initially passed me by

I was seeing the indignant reaction to this on Twitter with no idea what it was about.

Then I remembered that I had blocked HMG on Twitter because I didn't need reminding all day every day that I needed to update my export procedures by this December.

Given that I don't export anything.

UK taxman waves through £168.8m Fujitsu contract because no one else can hold up 30-year-old infrastructure

David Roberts
Windows

ICL

Amazing how the VME systems are still running.

I assume with COBOL.

Memories of working on these in the mid 1970s so they have lasted longer than my IT career.

Amazon tells ISPs: I can be your Eero, baby. I can ease your Wi-Fi pain. I will block bad sites forever...

David Roberts

Re: Fascinating

I can see some benefits for the traditional wet string connections.

Way back in the day before I had VM cable the ADSL line would go flaky from time to time.

I had a PERL script which monitored the modem for this and could tinker with various settings to try and struggle on.

A utility which regularly checked that you were getting acceptable bandwidth and low error rates and alerted the ISP if things started to degrade could be helpful.

I assume Open Reach could also do this but would demand payment from the ISPs.