* Posts by David Roberts

1606 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jan 2007

Virtual monopoly on UK cell towers and TV masts up for sale

David Roberts

Re: "The truth is that the strong British Pound..."

The UKP couldn't tear the skin off a rice pudding at the moment.

Anything priced in UKP is a bargain buy at the moment.

NASA's Curiosity puts cat among the climate pigeons: Lack of CO2 sinks water theory

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Thumb Up

Great science.

Found something that current theory can't explain.

Hopefully they will either find that current climate models need updating or there is an alternative to water in the lake formation. Or something else.

Noted the impact on current climate models!

Got an OpenBSD Web server? Better patch it

David Roberts

LibreSSL?

Isn't that a bit more far reaching than OpenBSD?

Japanese team unveils terahertz band 100 Gbps wireless tech

David Roberts
Paris Hilton

Naive question

If this is designed for extremely high bandwidth over kilometres between cell towers, is there enough power to cook sausages or the occasional pasding bird?

Or does "not absorbed by water" come into it?

Intel's Atom C2000 chips are bricking products – and it's not just Cisco hit

David Roberts
Unhappy

MTBF?

Interesting time if you are running a really big network (Telco or cloud).

Beyond a certain point you know you are going to have regular failures.

Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good

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Re: Space Opera at its finest

Tricky ending to the Lensman series, though.

The specially bred replacement for the human race are lonely; they will eventually realise that incest is the only answer to their problems.

Justifying breaking the incest taboo seems to be a ScFi theme for some (*cough* Heinlein *cough*).

Granted that the cultural taboos are based around the problems brought on by inbreeding which should not be an issue for the genetically perfect.

David Roberts

Re: Can't be a single movie

Just post here.

The CIA will get back to you.......

GitLab.com melts down after wrong directory deleted, backups fail

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Re: $20 Million? - no testing or complacency?

@theblackhand I was going to post much the same.

The backup plan was so broad reaching that it is very unlikely that it was never tested.

The article includes a bit about using outdated verions which "failed silently".

My suspicion is that the backup strategy was tested so comprehensively and had so many fail safes that everyone assumed that they were covered and neglected to check on a regular basis because it was "too good to fail".

All those posting that it was obviously never tested; reveal your position as an insider or other verifiable proof or STFU.

Google mistakes the entire NHS for massive cyber-attacking botnet

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Crap search engines

Those wondering why the NHS might be addicted to Google might consider other organisations (looking at you, Amazon) who have such crap internal search engines that it is more effective to search using Google.

I suspect most internal NHS information is found by that route.

King Battistelli tries again to break Euro Patent Office union

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More worrying

Is the number of respondents to the survey who DIDN'T think that he should resign.

This suggests that they support his general approach. Much like the body who can remove him but won't.

Millions of Brits stick with current broadband provider rather than risk no Netflix

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I hope

That they allowed for all the Virgin Media cable users who could save money by going to ADSL.

This may save money, but can't match the performance.

Looks more like puff for a switching service.

Want to bring down that pesky drone? Try the power of sound

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TV crime series plot......

....in 3 2 1......

This looks like a scarily easy and undetectable way to screw with someones medication.

Include an optical sensor in the monitor which permanently changes colour when laser blasted?

Or just have it self dimming like prescription sun glasses?

Presumably the laser would have to be on the sensor for a long time to seriously disrupt medication.

Naughty sysadmins use dark magic to fix PCs for clueless users

David Roberts
Windows

Percussive anti-maintenance

A word of warning.

Way back in the day we were fitting a replacement disc into an external drive for a Sparcstation IPX.

The disc was hapilly formatting away and making the usual happy burbling chirpy noises.

Old style engineer walks past, says "Fan's sticking." and gives the drive a good slap.

This (presumably) caused the heads to bounce around on the platters which is not in the best interest of further use.

Fortunately we were able to find another replacement drive.

Engineer spent some time looking very sheepish.

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

David Roberts

Re: Less than a week in the position...

Just checking, but wasn't the last Civil War between what are now "red necks" and the industrial North (think California although that doesn't work geographically)?

Last time technology beat passion.

O.K. some have been itching for a rematch ever since, but history suggests they may not like the result.

Trump's FBI boss, Attorney General picks reckon your encryption's getting backdoored

David Roberts

Decryption

If you are trying to break encryption, how do you know that you have succeeded?

Presumably by confirming readable content.

Just checking; if so double encryption would seem to be a no brainer.

David Roberts
Windows

60-70 year olds?

Probably arguing about how all this wonderful global IT infrastructure we designed and built has gone to shit because of all those brain dead Millenials.

Boffins break Samsung Galaxies with one SMS carrying WAP crap

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S4 and S5

S4 on 3 - no updates for ages.

S5 (SIM only) currently on Tesco still getting regular updates.

Is there anyone with an S4 still getting updates?

If so, which carrier?

Possibly worth getting a PAYG SIM just to get the updates.

We've found a ‘vaccine’ for fake news. Wait! No, we really are Cambridge researchers

David Roberts

Science is not fact

It is informed opinion based on observation.

Both the observation and the opinion may be subject to experimental bias.

Research is very much biased by the funding bodies who like to fund research which supports their views and especially their economic interests. Consider what benefit there is, for example, in a food firm sponsoring research to prove that their products are unhealthy or even dangerous.

Conclusions will stand until more research and more results suggest that a different opinion may be more accurate.

Anyone who claims a scientific "fact" is either ill informed or mendacious.

UK.gov still drowning in legacy tech because no one's boarding Blighty's £700m data centre Ark

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Just a thought

If nobody understands quite what the old system does or how it interacts with connected systems then how the hell are you supposed to replace it with a modern version?

That is, a modern version that retains the functionality of the old version.

Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout

David Roberts
Windows

A short and inaccurate history of NAT routers in the home

Long, long ago when PCs were few and expensive, and networking them together was very hard (and required expensive experts) they were designed to make linking them together on a network as easy as possible. Think happy puppy glad that everyone is their friend.

Then PCs appeared in homes and still were happy puppies; however not all strangers were trustworthy. However so much work had been put into ease of connection that nobody wanted to change this. "Use a firewall" was the solution. Can you say Zone Alarm, children? Good. Now can you install and configure it?

Woe, though, firewalls were even more complicated than networking and had the annoying habit of asking you if they should allow you to do every little thing that was obviously vital. Can you say "Yes..yes...yes...YES....... Oh, just turn the fucking thing off!" children? Potty mouth!

Then PCs became cheaper (although IP addresses didn't) so someone invented NAT. Suddenly there was an example of the law of unintended consequences.

Bear with me for a short while; to connect to a program on a computer over a network that program has to be listening for the incoming call on a specific port. Happy puppies respond to everything. To route data over a network the router just accepts all the data and passes it on. The router doesn’t have to run any/many services so it doesn't have to listen to any ports. Early routers often didn't even have web servers. They were managed over serial ports using real metal wires.

So the unintended consequence was that all unsolicited incoming calls were just dropped because the router wasn't listening for them. It only listened for replies to connections it had initiated.

This was NOT a firewall. It just looked very like one when viewed from the Internet. Can you say "shields up" children? Well done!

So NAT suddenly increased the security of Internet connected PCs without the PC makers having to do anything hard and expensive.

Over time, of course, there was feature creep. Games wanted to call out on one port and listen on another. So UPnP was born and did much to reduce the security. As attacks became more sophistcated and routers had more ports open to do vital and clever things router manufacturers had to add a firewall. This was a good thing because clever users could do clever things but happy fluffy bunnies and waggy puppies didn't really have to worry.

So the home was a happy place because everything came in to one point and was managed by an off the shelf router which (with luck) didn't need anything more than just plugging in by that nice engineering man in the grubby van.

So here we are today in 2017 with our nice cosy walled garden where what happens in Chez Vegas stays in Chez Vegas (more or less). We are being told that we should replace our nice cosy set up with a new kind of setup. Unfortunately this setup was designed 20 years ago and may well be designed to solve the problems which were obvious 20 years ago but which may not be the biggest problems now.

However some things have now become a religion so beware of criticising them, Best Beloved, because bad people will come with sticks to beat you.

Assange reverse-ferrets on promise to fly to US post-Manning clemency

David Roberts

I'm sorry

I haven't a clue.

Linux is part of the IoT security problem, dev tells Linux conference

David Roberts
Windows

Be careful what you wish for.

Way back in the day the programming of micro-devices was a black art, often requiring specialised hardware to program a chip and specialised developers who could program at assembler level in tiny amounts of memory. This lead to a high cost of development and maintenance and sometimes to unmaintainable code. Many chips, many different low level languages.

Oh, how we wished for a simple global development environment.

Now cheap as chips hardware has loads of memory and processing power and any Linux developer can work on the code. Linux on the desktop (well, on the lamp on the desktop) has finally artived. Yay!

You no longer need specialised hardware as most code can be developed on almost anything with a CPU. Develope in your own home in your spare time.

Hang on, amateur development and entry level unskilled programmers may be cheap but is it secure? If you use well known components with well known interfaces which are easily updated remotely then this adds ease and low cost to the attackers as well.

So be careful what you wish for. With cheap devices come cheap developers and cheap software.

Security is usually expensive. Long term support is ALWAYS expensive.

Dodgy Dutch developer built backdoors into thousands of sites

David Roberts
WTF?

Trustworthy web developers

And remember, don't get mugged by criminals, and always work smarter not harder.

Plus many other sound bites which shift the blame onto the victim.

Unless, of course, the job description included "actual or potential criminals are encouraged to apply". Are they in fact suggesting that the businesses went out of their way to employ untrustworthy web developers?

Oh, and always remember, kids, stay away from untrustworthy lawyers and accountants. Umm..and stay way from all politicians both local and national; that one at least is easy.

Sadly noting that the criminal is not a criminal until after the crime has been committed, detected, and then the perpetrator convicted. Criminals aren't always easily detectable.

Dovecot mailserver graded 'nearly impenetrable'

David Roberts
Windows

Mr. Picky says

Mozilla Mozilla - so good they named it twice....

David Roberts
Joke

Re: Lack of understanding basic english

Neraly impenetrable?

Reminds me of a girl I knew who was almost a virgin.

One of the most unique things I've ever come across {cough}.

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Joking aside there is still contention over use of modifiers with absolute terms.

"One of the nine most unique things" always jars.

However "nearly dead from exhaustion" is common useage.

Funny old language, English.

RIP Eugene Cernan: Last man on the Moon dies aged 82

David Roberts
Pint

Sobering thoughts

My Dad was born in 1897 and was alive from before the first widely acknowledged powered manned flight in 1903 to watching the moon landings.

I don't think I will be lucky enough to see a comparable step forward in manned flight in my lifetime.

Having said that, the space race was probably mainly driven by USA national pride combined with the Cold War. Not something I would like to see again. Memories of the Cuba crisis are still not good.

The big developments in my lifetime seem to be in electronics, mainly computing. A device more powerful than a mainframe computer so cheap everone has one in their pocket? Not mainstream in the SciFi I used to read in my youth. Still waiting for my personal flying belt and my jet car.

Anyway, virtual pint raised to another hero sadly departed.

BT installs phone 'spam filter', says it'll strain out mass cold-callers

David Roberts
Coat

Re: BT need to sort out CLI

Although allegedly there are some people in Cornwall with more than 5 digits.

Nielsen, eat your heart out: TiVo woos admen with prediction engine

David Roberts

Alternative approach

If they really know the audience for each show (not just guess from a sample) then they can switch round adverts so they get maximum exposure then check on sales volume. Bigger samples get more accurate results.

Then use sampling to try and work out the demographic. Unless of course they have the sales details of the box and already know who you are which makes for more scary profiling.

Oh ALIS, don't keep us waiting: F-35 jet's software 'delayed'

David Roberts
WTF?

Keep trying until you find a laptop that works?

So (I am making the generous assumption that the didn't just try connecting the same one several times and found that worked eventually) the specialised laptops essential for support don't have a standard hardware/software build?

Or is the software so crap that once the standard build has connected to one aircraft and been used successfully then it is borked for some/all future use unless rebuilt?

I have the (possibly unworthy) suspicion that there may be several (many?) variants of the airframe interface and several (many?) builds of the laptop interface which could lead to interesting times.

Whatever, for those wondering what idiot could design a system which was broken by an unplanned disconnect I would respectfully point to the humble external drive.

David Roberts

Re: ALIS?

She lived next door.

Gotta get used to not living next door.....

Everything wrong with IoT (and how to fix it) – according to Uncle Sam

David Roberts
Windows

Re: IPV6, huh?

Wandered over to post much the same.

Possibly better to mandate non-routeable IPv4 addresses? Never going to run out of those. Unless they are envisaging stand alone deployment e.g. mobile enabled devices which go direct to the Internet and don't rely on an existing network. Interesting approach to anarchy combined with central control. Buy a camera, stick it up on a wall, and register the serial number and password with a central server. Pay a rental for the mobile access. Bundled service or your own SIM? Instant surveillance of anywhere in the country in reach of a mobile network. I'll stop thinking about it now and go and take my dried frog pills.

However, regardless, they will probably have immediate free access to the Internet with no action requied by the owner/victim.

Mandating passwords and basic security checking before sale is shirley more productive in securing the Internet.

Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

David Roberts
Windows

So many straw men, so little time

So I'll build my own straw man from the few remaining materials.

The report isn't particularly helpful, but let us assume:

(1) They are specifically looking at public material searchable by Bing (their own search engine)

AND

(2) This material is hosted on OneDrive (their own file server)

First thing, as it has been published this is not invasion of privacy. My straw man tells me that they are (in this context) only searching material that meets (1) and (2) above.

Secondly, especially in the context of hosting companies and ISPs being under constant pressure to be the Internet Police and to be legally responsible for any and all content accessible over the Internet, they have a very big legal/political problem here.

They have therefore taken the political (not moral) decision to mitigate the risk by specifically reviewing content where there is a risk that they could be targeted by Law Enforcement as both the host and publisher of particularly unsavoury and illegal material.

My straw man (he's called Fred in case you are interested) has asked if you would rather see this "voluntary" level of auditing of content or see the "think of the children" brigade make it mandatory across all search engines, all hosting providers and all ISPs.

Fred also mentioned that the law suit seems to be because others in Microsoft were viewing the same material but were given a much higher level of personal support (which suggests that they were deliberately discriminated against). The words "different budget" may lend this some credibility if you have corporate IT experience.

Anyway, Fred has asked me to take him outside to see some precious little snowflakes before they melt.

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

David Roberts
WTF?

Linux and DD-WRT

Who is the manufacturer who is required to provide the filter?

Top cop: Strap Wi-Fi jammers to teen web crims as punishment

David Roberts

Stupid on so many levels

The ones suggesting a "ping back" probably haven't thought it through either.

How do you tell the difference between a tinfoil wrap and someone going into a basement?

What would you be pinging anyway? The only obvious universal network is the mobile phone network, so you can't jam that and use it as well. Although the proposal was to jam WiFi anyway, but that has been comprehensively rubbished already. You could jam the mobile network for 2-3 metres around and just unjam long enough to ping. Nope, that has already been rubbished.

I suspect that the attraction is of minimum effort. Attach an ankle bracelet, add a bit of magic techno fairy dust (obviously an ideas guy who lets others worry about the trivial details) and there you go. Problem solved.

Reality is that computer access is so freely available with and without the use of WiFi and mobile phones that it is virtually impossible to prevent anyone with freedom of movement from accessing the Internet. There would have to be curfews, Internet-free houses and constant policing using a lot of manpower. Constant supervision of the journey to and from school or work. Come to that, how do you study or work these days without access to a computer?

Hmmmmm........how about a recording device which.......no, doesn't work for wired connections......

I think my next venture may be the Tinfoil Palace. Basement coffee bar and Internet Cafe with shiny reflective walls. Can you say Faraday Cage, children?

MongoDB ransom attacks soar, body count hits 27,000 in hours

David Roberts
WTF?

Re: Something to note.AWS?

I didn't see anything in the article to suggest that MongoDB had anything to do with AWS.

A quick trip over to their web site suggests that the standard implementation is on premises.

So, AWS?

Former car rental biz staff gave customers' details to phone pests

David Roberts

Enterprise

Currently my car hire firm of choice (for infrequent hires).

Purely because their pricing model is dirt cheap rental and expensive insurance for the excess.

If you buy an annual third party policy (probably around £50) to cover the insurance excess you are quids in after a few days rental.

Caveat - just tried to check prices (slow web site) and a hire seems to be around £40 per day. So perhaps they have changed their pricing model. Could go as low as £14 a day a while back.

Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft

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Back in the day (allegedly)

I was told that the major weakness of the USA legal system was that the litigant set the amount of damages, and the court/jury only decided if their case was true. Hence the ludicrous amounts paid out and the willingness to sue about anything; mathematically far better than a lottery ticket.

I assume that this has been at least partially remedied.

Loser pays may discourage frivolous law suits but it also can favour those with massive (effectively unlimited) funds such as insurance companies who can keep stringing out a case and loading up the costs until the financial risk of losing the case (and being bankrupt) forces the abandonment of valid claims.

I suspect that (much as with IT lack of security) this is all considered just a cost of doing business and damages are effectively paid by customers/general public.

If he had claimed $7k (or even $70k) he may well have been paid off as the cheapest option.

For an example you only have to look at the recent surge in whiplash claims after car accidents in the UK. Paid out so easily it became an industry which they are now trying to stop.

Ruh-roh! Rick Ruhl rolled out of Ham Radio Deluxe in software kill-switch aftermath

David Roberts
Megaphone

Re: Low blood sugar

Sigh. More FUD about T2 diabetes.

Although 80% are overweight or obese on diagnosis, the other 20% are normal or low weight.

So poor diet is not the only cause.

"These kind of people?"

Fucking bigot.

David Roberts
Mushroom

Re: Diabetes?

As a T2 diabetic I find it hard to feel much sympathy; perhaps I should but it seems to paint diabetics as people without control and with a disability.

This excuse wouldn't have been acceptable for dangerous driving, any more than drinking too much would be.

I suppose that in this case it positions a diabetic with poor control alongside someone with a drinking problem. Not fit to drive nor fit to answer customer queries or make important business decisions.

"It wasn't my fault, it was the medication/my doctor." Nope; your fault, and your colleagues for not telling you. Just as if you were a drunk reaching for car keys.

Then again you could just be lying.

Speeding jet of Siberian liquid hot Magma getting speedier, satellites find

David Roberts

Re: Perspective

Which interestingly is roughly half the slowest snail's pace. Allegedly.

Top-Secret-cleared SOCOM medics hit in 11GB govt database leak

David Roberts

Sub-head storm in a teacup?

I read this as a hacker who had been fired then using an insider to exfiltrate data.

Not someone using a mate to prod some idiot who wasn't taking a breach seriously.

Still, good to see articles flowing again after the holidays.

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

David Roberts
Unhappy

Wierd study

A balanced study would have included women, at a minimum.

Sounds like a scheme to create a brothel not a sex partner for your own home. I don't really like the idea of an exploitable female analog either. No doubt great fun for the rugby club, but if you can freely abuse a machine designed to look and act like a woman then the lines could get very blurred.

Some code of conduct might be required - inhuman rights act, perhaps?

David Roberts

Re: Another story here?

Oh baby!

Kingpin in $1m global bank malware ring gets five years in chokey

David Roberts

Re: Kingpin

In motoring terms he sounds less of a kingpin or a hub than a tailpipe.

Just a small part at the back end of the crime.

Handling relatively small sums, according to the report.

No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off

David Roberts

Withholding the oils?

Given that the flour isn't being used any more then the oils are the only thing left - I think.

It could have been made clearer, of course.

Cops, Feds spaff $100m on Stingray cellphone snooping gear – and there's sod all oversight

David Roberts

Map of all cell towers?

Planning should have details of where all the cell towers are.

Apps could also crowd source cell tower locations.

So using this database any new cell towers should stand out like a sore thumb.

There are apps now which can locate your local cell towers.

Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

David Roberts
Coat

Re: Bah!

Won't the rectitude be blocked by the pr0n filter?

Ancient water found in Canada is two billion years old – giving hope to Mars colony dreamers

David Roberts

How long

Before it is on sale in bottles?

'Emoji translator' sought by translations firm

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First one

Temple?

Ambiguity rules.

US-CERT's top tip: Hack your crap Netgear router before miscreants arrive

David Roberts
Joke

Typical Microsoft

Running crap insecure W10.

Ditch it and run Linux; you know it makes sense!

Oh, wait....

.....I seem to be in the wrong thread.....