* Posts by d3vy

1633 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Mar 2014

Long haul flights on a one-aisle plane? Airbus thinks you’re up for it

d3vy

Re: Single aisle transatlantic is not news...

"Thanks in no small part to airlines not paying tax on fuel..."

I'd be interested to know how much of the train ticket price is tax on the fuel?

I just checked Preston to London Departing tomorrow to get me in for 8.30am is £175

If I book NOW for april I can travel first class for £50

I cant fathom why trains operate their pricing this way round, I'd go on more spur of the moment trips and use the trains more often if the fairs were lower closer to the departure, the only trips that I know about enough in advance to make a saving are

* holidays (infrequent)

* work (paid for by the business)

Anyway, this articles about flying lets not derail it talking too much about trains. ;)

d3vy
Joke

Re: Doesn't....

Yes, the article doesn't go into detail but the plane will barrel roll for the whole flight

d3vy

Re: Air travel is unpleasant - why pay more?

"There is nothing pleasant about air travel - from driving early to the airport, parking, queuing, being ripped off for food, being intimidated by security staff etc. etc."

See what we do is :

* Book flights later in the day when they are available.

* Use public transport/lifts or taxis to get to the airport.

* Use the money saved on parking to pay for use of the lounges and priority security queue.

* Online check in (Though if you have hold baggage this saves you no time)

We don't fly often maybe once or twice a year mostly UK -> Europe but Ive never really experienced any of the issues that you say you have, Ive certainly not felt intimidated by security - even when I say my bag getting pulled off the belt after the xray and me being called over for it to be emptied, at no point did I thinik "Oh god Im in for it now" it was more a "FFS what have I left in there?!" (It was a google nexus 7 tablet that I forgot that I had packed if you're interested).

:)

I agree with your sentiment about not spending more than is necessary, however what I consider to be necessary and what you consider might be very different!

d3vy

Re: Single aisle transatlantic is not news...

"The thing is though, regarding other comments about single aisle planes and long haul flights, if you're willing to pay £150 to fly from Birmingham to Toronto (as an example) you can't really expect to fly it using a 747 or 777. It's cheap for a reason."

Is that an actual price? Because thats less than the price for me to get a train to London! The added bonus of course is that at the end of the trip I wouldnt be in London! :)

d3vy

Re: Size matters

WAYY!

Balfour can re-open Blackpool airport and offer cheap flights to the US!

* Blackpool airport is basically a runway with two sheds next to it labelled "Departures" and "Arrivals", The morrisons supermarket next door has more floor space and the car park is bigger than the run way!

d3vy

Re: The Golden Age of flying is over

"I've not flown for 10 years. Last international flight was 13 years ago. I think I'd have a very nasty shock if I were to see the changes in the last 10+ years. At 6'2", it was nasty back then (why do seats recline?), sounds far worse now."

I can only compare short haul but I dont think that they are that much different. With the exception that the likes of KLM and Ryanair imposing checked baggage charges that EVERYONE tries to get their entire luggage into the cabin with them as hand luggage now which means that if your not at the front of the queue for boarding youre sitting with your carry on bag between your knees for the whole trip.

Flew to Amsterdam on KLM last year and was shocked at how little went in the hold VS how much was in the cabin - it cant possibly be safe to have every overhead locker stuffed full and every seat to have bags stuffed under them.

That said, it did make collecting my checked in baggage much quicker as there were only 5-10 of us at the carousel!

d3vy

Re: The Golden Age of flying is over

" as can be seen by the fact that your average city airport has more security personnel doing theatrical performances"

I particularly enjoyed the Manchester airport security staff rendition of Hamlet and am very much looking forward to Cats being performed by the Heathrow metal detector operatives next month.

d3vy

I've only been over the pond once in an A330.. Experience was fine. I cant imagine it being degraded by being in a single isle plane. Maybe I'm weird but I didn't need to use the bathroom at all on the way out and only once on the way back so I dont see the bathroom situation being an issue.

Thinking about it Im pretty sure there were only 4 toilets on the flight anyway - Pretty sure a single isle could accommodate 2 at the front and 2 at the back.

Leg room and entertainment is the more important factor as far as I'm concerned.

That said, we travelled as a family and took up a whole row of the whole middle isle so we could sit together - if we had been separated I imagine it would be a bit more stressful with kids wanting to constantly switch what parent they were siting beside!

Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

d3vy

Not quite the same but I once worked with a particularly inept "developer" who for the sake of the story we will call Greg.

Greg was straight out of uni and dropped into a development role in a company that I had been working for for a few years, he needed constant hand holding, as was to be expected but also needed some fairly basic ideas to be explained to him, he was hired as a web developer but didn't seem to have a clear idea of how a web page was delivered even after it was explained.

Anyway, this was round 2008 when the credit crunch happened and the VAT rates dropped to 15% from 17.5% - Our companies main role was knocking out eCommerce sites for our clients... You can see whats coming Im sure. HARD CODED VAT RATES, every single client site needed to be changed, it was a trivial change, but it was going to be time consuming.

The higher ups decided that what we would do is have the VAT rate stored in the database, change all of the sites to use the new setting and then at the end of the month when the new rate came into effect it would be an easy switch.

Good plan.

So with a bit of time before the change it was decided that normal operations would continue during 9-5 and then devs could do overtime in the evenings and weekends to implement the new changes.

To help facilitate this we were all given VPN access so we could remote in from our home PC onto our desktop dev machines in the office and work from home.

All of us managed this bar Greg.

On the first day after an evening of over time Greg complained that he was unable to connect.

So we tested everything, connected to the VPN from an external connection and RDC'd to his machine - all OK.

We decided it must have been a glitch, let him try again.

Day 2 - same thing, he can get on the VPN but not his desktop. So we go through all of the settings on his machine and try again and it all works.

Day 2 NIGHT. - I connect to the VPN and try Gregs PC - no response.

Deciding that this means that there is something weird happening at the office end of the connection we give up and decided to investigate the next day,

Day 3 - Cant find anything wrong.

Day 3 16:59:00 - Chatting to Greg about the issue at his desk as we pack up I watch him bend over and hit the power button on the front of his PC. Turns out he has been doing that every day and has been expecting the VPN to magically switch the PC on for him.

He works o a building site now.

Microsoft works weekends to kill Intel's shoddy Spectre patch

d3vy

Re: The WinTel Cartel...

"I think he's referring to people who can't even manage to left-pad their own strings."

Yes, that is ridiculous.

I suspect much of it is laziness, I mean if you have enough understanding to work out what a function called left pad would do, you can write it yourself.. then again, if someone has already done it once, why do it again? (I completely agree with how stupid it is pulling that many resources from other domains)

d3vy

Re: The WinTel Cartel...

@boltar

While I agree with you, the point that I was making is that for the VAST majority of what people are writing these days (At least business applications) speed of execution is not the primary concern.

The main concerns are (In no particular order, call .sort() on this list if you want ;) )

1. Can we implement feature x to give us an advantage over our competitor? Can we do it quickly.

2. Will the code be maintainable without having to spend a fortune (ie can we ship it to india)

3. When team member y who wrote the system leaves can we hire someone quickly and cheaply who will be able to maintain the system without spending months getting up to speed.

The point that I was making is that for a lot of what we need now there is no need to over engineer things, A web portal knocked up in ASP.NET MVC or PHP for the sales department might not be as fast or as lean as it COULD be as long as its FAST *ENOUGH* and it works.

Like I said, There is a time and a place for lean efficient code.. and a time and a place for high level bolted together solution. Knowing the time and the place for each is key get it wrong and you end up with either a badly performing system or a ridiculously over engineered system.

d3vy

Re: The WinTel Cartel...

"Translation: Most fresh out of college code monkeys - or the 3rd world outsourced alternatives - just arn't up to it and can only cope with hand holding scripting languages where someone has done most of the hard work for them."

If you insist on doing everything from scratch and not using existing libraries and frameworks and not using a widely used (and easily understood) language then youre probably wasting your companies money.

There is a time and a place for lean efficient code.. and a time and a place for high level bolted together solutions if you dont know the difference you are part of the problem.

Dodgy parking firms to be denied access to Brit driver database

d3vy

Re: Petty Speeding

"A speed limiter ? Cruise control works as a MINIMUM speed limiter. The only MAXIMUM limiters I've seen (in my admittedly limited experience of current cars) is just a beeper."

Mercedes have speed limiters which prevent you going over a predefined speed, pay a bit more and you can hook it up to a camera that attempts to read road signs to warn you if it's set too high.

Press the accelerator to the floor and it disables the limiter so that you can set it for 70 (80) on the motorway but still overtake when you need to.

d3vy

Re: Petty Speeding

"There's a stretch of road near my home that's had several fatal crashes in the last 18 months."

There's a national speed limit road near me that has been reduced to a 40 because sphere was a fatal crash... on the face of it seems ok... except the crash in question was a drunk driver doing 80+ who slammed into a lamp post head on. Until then there hadn't been an accident that I'm aware of on that stretch of road.

Sometimes you have to question the sanity of the people making decisions about the speed limits.

No parcel drones. No robo-trucks – Teamsters driver union delivers its demands to UPS

d3vy

"So basically, WHAT friends?"

Fair enough, as long as they are aware that by sticking to this path they are all shooting themselves in the foot.

In 20 years you can strike all you want but well have a T800 driving and unloading those trucks.

d3vy

Re: " eliminate night-time deliveries."

Its a very short sighted view.. they should be looking at ways to work along side the emerging tech long term rather than trying to find ways to stop it happening....

d3vy

"Trying to replace all of them at once and with immature tech is going to be difficult, meaning the Teamsters are currently bargaining from a position of strength."

Yes, they are at the moment but going in strong now isnt going to win them any friends.. friends they may well need when the tech is mature enough to replace them all.

d3vy

Re: Horse carts vs delivery trucks again.

"Unless they change the rules on where drones are allowed to fly then drone deliveries not an option in most of UK due to proximity of other houses, roads etc.

If location is within current rules then its a long walk in your (IMHO huge) garden in (e.g. hail, torrential rain, driving snow) to collect your delivery, compared to merely opening your door to a human delivery driver (and she has had the PITA of dealing with UK weather)

Unless regulations have changed since I last looked to see if I could fly a drone near me .. must be at least 50m from people / property, and 150m from built up areas and large groups of people.

.. ignoring any other geofencing and other restrictions

So, most people would not be able to get drone deliveries in UK"

Ahh, now you see these are more valid points than the last guy who seems to think theft will be an issue.

As far as I can see these are all regulatory limitations rather than technical ones.. Once enough companies want to start doing drone deliveries and it can be proven to be safe I expect these to be relaxed for licenced operators.

Much the same as the requirement to have the guy walk in front of your car with a red flag was lifted when safety was proven.

d3vy

Re: Adapt or die

"There are other options, depending upon your leverage - for instance, we still have tube train drivers on various London Underground lines that were designed to be run with no drivers, because the union shut down London if it is ever considered to go automated.

I expect we will have them forever"

I expect we will have them until the other functions that the union controls can also be automated...

d3vy

Re: Horse carts vs delivery trucks again.

"The problem with that idea is that it's impossible to ensure the package gets to the correct person. Theft of parcels is already problem. Imagine the difficulty in getting parcels to only the rightful receiver if you have to drop it off in a public place. It'd be a thugs dream. Camp out, claiming to wait on a parcel, wait for something interesting looking to arrive (size/weight-wise) and either just grab it if no-ones around yet or jump anyone who comes to pick it up."

Yeah but as you say.. its already a problem.. You just need to have it dropped off somewhere reputable, like you do now, if your not home it either returns it or leaves it in a designated spot, like a neighbour or local shop.

Its a problem, but its not like anyone is suggesting that the drones just drop off in the middle of a public space and hope for the best.

d3vy

Re: Horse carts vs delivery trucks again.

"Except that, in this case, no amount of clever drone technology is a realistic alternative to delivery drivers"

Speak for yourself.

There's at least two Amazon distribution centres within 45mins of my house (one of them is a 10 minute walk away) we have a garden big enough for a drone to land.

Last time I looked at the population data for the town (don't ask) there were 35k people here. There are other similarly sized towns within similar distances from the distribution centres.

Drone delivery is very much viable for us.

Hell, if you live in a city centre tower block all you need is a designated drop off point, like the roof or nearest shop (like Argos or loads of corner shops are now designated pick up points)

And then driverless cars/vans could fill in the gaps.

Virgin Media skulks in disused public toilets

d3vy

Re: "Companies try to hide behind "Security by obscurity"

"If by secret you mean the top hit on Google for "UK gas network map" which gets you freely (for non commercial use) downloadable GIS data on the UK's gas and electricity transmission mains, plus handy PDFs just in case you don't have the appropriate software to open them."

:)

"Heres the shape data, KML and some PDFs... just dont tell anyone, ok?"

Thats what I was getting at, they give away the Map viewer app which makes this data searchable at 1:500 scale for commercial use with nothing more than a brief phone vetting - Secret my arse!

d3vy

Re: "Companies try to hide behind "Security by obscurity"

"The exact route of the UKs high-pressure gas grid is a secret. "

Maybe it used to be. Pretty sure its not now*

Im in the process of building a system which makes the gas, electric and water networks searchable to enable safe digging maps for contractors.

The process went like this :

Me : [On Phone] "I'd like access to the gas network GIS data please"

Them : Who are you and what do you want it for?

Me: Im working for [REDACTED] and we are building a safe digs system.

Them : Theres a disk in the post, you'll get quarterly updates.

d3vy

"There is a VM box on my garden boundary. For ages the lock had been removed and the door often hung open. I put a loop of cable ties round it. After a while presumably a visiting VM engineer cut the cable ties - and left the door still with its broken lock. Repeat every few months"

Either :

Take the door off.

Weld it shut

or (My favorite)

Put a confetti cannon on the inside with the string trigger tied to the door and then put your cable ties back on...

Then keep reporting faults causing visits, they will soon sort the lock out.

Crypto-jackers slip Coinhive mining code into YouTube site ads

d3vy

Re: JavaScript for Ads?

"It's a pity that HTML doesn't have a single-origin model where all content on a page has to come from the same source - it wouldn't eliminate abuse, but it would at least make the content-providers responsible for the advertising that appears on their sites and the costs of serving them"

Ahh, but then you have the issue that you end up downloading the same jQuery/Angular/Whatever todays framework is javascript file for every site you visit rather than downloading it once from a CDN..

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

d3vy

Re: Reminds me of a story

"And to make it worse, on modern tablets and smartphones, you DO click" the actual screen."

Ive noticed something with my kids and their friends.. they dont "click". They "tap".

Even when using a mouse on a desktop PC they "tap" the icons... our lexicon is changing and I for one plan to resist.

We won't need to go outside if these haptic tricksters have their way

d3vy

Lets get serious for a minute.

The killer app for this is a VR fleshlight - lets not pretend its not.

NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

d3vy

"...now multiply all of that that by a million...."

Last headcount came out at 1.5 Million... And Im willing to bet most of them dont have the time to sit for a day learning the ropes... :)

d3vy

Re: Wait...

"A government department is trademarked"

Try sending your own letters on MOD letter head and find out....

d3vy

Re: Shameful

"Also, the trademark thing is a real issue as daft as it sounds. If the NHS doesn't defend its trademark even on things like this then it could lose it and allow shysters to abuse it."

Exactly, When I started reading the article I was under the impression that this was an internal project and some people were being made redundant... I felt bad for them.

Then I got a bot further and saw that they were volunteers and thought WTF? Finally I realised that this is a group who got together with a noble cause but with no backing from the NHS, not at the NHS's request and decided to make an OS for healthcare (Good) but used NHS in their branding (BAD).

Like I said, based in the product name I assumed it was an NHS developed system... This is why TMs need to be protected.

Scumbag who tweeted vulnerable adults' details is hauled into court

d3vy
Joke

Re: Wow!

Ive had a quick look at your old comments and you don't come across as idiotic.. ;)

Junk food meets junk money: KFC starts selling Bitcoin Bucket

d3vy

Re: Such sadness in all these BTC hater posts

"Write a check for your chicken, and the store has to wait three DAYS for the money to clear, and it could bounce"

Do people still use cheques in the US?

"Accept BTC and it's irreversible in ten minutes,"

Oh, so no consumer protection then, good to know.

If you want access to the funds quickly, bid high.

Im not going to enter a bidding war to get my chicken faster.

You missed the two more common *existing* and *free* options - Use a debit card or cash.

d3vy

Re: Issues with Bitcoin

I think you'll find that it would actually require a spork.

Meltdown, Spectre bug patch slowdown gets real – and what you can do about it

d3vy

Re: So how much will this throw Intels release schedule out by?

"Have there really been any CPU based speed increases since about 2000?"

Your asking if there have been improvements since 2000?

The fastest CPU I could find released in 2000 was a 1.5Ghz AMD - Didnt have the model name but given the year I'd guess early Athlon... 32bit.

I was working doing system builds in 2002 and remember some of the first 64bit CPUs coming in.

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So to answer your question... YES.

You sound like you've been lucky enough never to have to borrow the "spare training laptop" at work.. you know, the one at the back of the cupboard... :)

d3vy

Re: So how much will this throw Intels release schedule out by?

"If it takes Intel 12-18 months of engineering and testing before they can release replacement architecture does that mean no CPU based speed increases before 2020?"

Dont be daft theres a software fix now, this wont affect the schedule at all, If we assume that they are working now on the CPUs that we will be getting in early 2020 I dont think we will see fixed silicone until 2021/22.

I'd put money on the new "FIXED" CPUs project not even being a dot on some project managers Gantt chart yet.

Jocks in shock as Irn-Bru set to slash sugar and girder content

d3vy

Re: Casual offence by referring to Scots as Jocks, typical English based bigotry

Actually John the definition of racism extends to people of different nationalities and minority groups not just races.

At least under current discrimination laws.

d3vy

Re: Guess what?

Irn bru isn't tizer.

d3vy

Re: Fighting talk...

I know that's meant to be funny... But that's not how that word is pronounced...

It sounds more like a Scouser saying lock him up.

d3vy

Re: How to be English in Three Easy Steps

@bertha

Hey you, you're a pie.

d3vy

Re: National scandal

We used to run a little shop when I was a kid in Stirling...

Can of strong lager and an askit powder was the norm for the alkies that came in first thing.

My understanding is that dissolving an askit in your lager will put you on your arse for most of the day.

d3vy

Re: Is nothing sacred?

@handleoclast

Yer granny was a fanny.

d3vy

Re: Is nothing sacred?

"Not to mention the deep-fried mini-pizzas"

Pizza crunch. Heathen.

How to hack Wi-Fi for fun and imprisonment with crypto-mining inject

d3vy

Re: mining efficiency

It's scale that does it.

Conhive is basically a mining pools where all participants recieved a share of the block reward based on their contribution in hashes per second.

Having your own pc mining on your own your probably hitting .2kh/s at best which means the odds of you getting the block reward on your own rounds to 0. As part of a mining pool that .2kh/s might translate to a few pennies a day.

Now, if you can get thousands of machines all mining at .1kh/s all using your coin hive ID your share of the reward is much bigger!

Nvidia: Using cheap GeForce, Titan GPUs in servers? Haha, nope!

d3vy

Re: Keep reading.

Well, yes... I don't think anyone in this space is having a particularly good week!

d3vy

Re: "you need dedicated ASICs"

"Now, if someone would just kindly donate three grand to get me started..."

You'll need at least double to build a machine capable of turning anything close to a profit.

Once you've factored in the power costs in the UK you're maybe looking at <£5 a day..

d3vy

You know what meltdown and now this?

Time to buy shares in AMD!

d3vy

"The spokesperson said:

GeForce and TITAN GPUs were never designed for data center deployments with the complex hardware, software, and thermal requirements for 24x7 operation"

Completely invalidated by the fact that they also said :

“No Datacenter Deployment. The SOFTWARE is not licensed for datacenter deployment, except that blockchain processing in a datacenter is permitted.”

d3vy

"This?

No no that's not a data centre... It's ummmm.. a computer cupboard."

Criteria met.