* Posts by J. Cook

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October 2025 will be a support massacre for a bunch of Microsoft products

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... or little pointless things like porting the Address Policies over to Exchange Online, which (along with the death of Unified Messaging post Exchange 2013) is the only reason why [RedactedCo] still runs a hybrid implementation of exchange.

CISA in a flap as Chirp smart door locks can be trivially unlocked remotely

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Re: I actually wouldn't worry all that much about this

Don't buy nice cars boys and girls - the bad uns will have them away if they want them.... but then that has always been the case (nice is obviously relative to the location of the vehicle...)

The cheap ones, too- Kia has a known issue with a few of their low end models where they decided to not put in something like chipped keys, and a number of people decided to put the exploit on social media. Kia's response was to offer people a steering wheel lock, which was not much better.

If a thief wants something badly enough, they'll find a way to take it- locks keep honest people honest and slow down the pros.

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Plus one, at least in Arizona, where the tenant laws are pretty well spelled out- landlords can't just come in whenever they want, unless there are specific reasons (danger of property damage or to life and limb, etc.)

I changed out the locks at the house I was renting when the roommate moved out, with the landlord's provision of "send them a copy of the key".

And the first thing I did when I took ownership of my house was a wholesale replacement of all the locks and knobs from whatever mashup of vendors to a single vendor.

If I owned or managed a multi-tenant property, the locks would have a mastering system in them (i.e., a master key and separate keys for each unit.), which is perfectly normal in the US for commercial properties.

Broadcom throws VMware customers on perpetual licenses a lifeline

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I think one of the things that will hinder a large scale migration to ProxMox in the US is the dearth of resellers for enterprise support; while [RedactedCo] is a little strange in how we procure things; getting enterprise level support directly from the developer is a little complicated.

That, and along with the lack of compatibility with how some of our third party integrations with VMware operate, have put us in a pretty tight spot, and we are not happy about it. (neither are the third parties that I've talked to, frankly.)

We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners

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Re: Instead of hiring lawyers

Personally, if I were to go down the rabbit hole of building an open source printer, it sure as hell wouldn't be a raster-based printer. FAR too much effort needed to make one from scratch.

Now, a plotter with a pen changer? that's something that's doable, and already has a bunch of open source hardware and software to support it...

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Re: This feels like an own goal...

TBH, I'd look at the small business market, or the second hand/off-lease market for color lasers, although some of them are money sinks for replacement consumables...

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Re: This feels like an own goal...

THIS.

The last 'good' Laserjet that I dealt with was the 4350 series (which was a rehashed 4200/4250 engine with QoL improvements), but I still expect there are still original 4 series and 5 series chugging away, and will continue to do so until they wear completely out. Back in 2002 or so, I was sent over to a customer's place of business to replace the main gear train on a 4si, which has something like 2 million pages on the counter(!) and after that dirty, dirty job was completed and the machine was back in service, is probably good for another 2 mil, null sweat. Damn things weighed a ton, but as long as maintenance was kept up on them, they'll run practically forever. HP stopped making the 4si model in the 90's, pushing customers to replace them with the 5si / 8000 series (same engine, just different skin and formatters, but there's a reason I refer to it as the "mighty" 5si Those were beasts that could crank out pages proper-like...)

I have no great love nor loyalty to most tech or IT vendors, but I do value the ones who don't abuse the relationship, and they're more likely to receive return business. N.B. we aren't "partners", in spite of many of them trying to claim otherwise, this is a vendor sales-customer relationship. Abuse it, and customers go elsewhere. Lock-ins, especially when implemented after the fact, are well inside the range of "abuse".

A great many people are discovering this about the Broadcom/VMWare buy; a lot of VMWare partners are also discovering this, and they ain't happy about it either.

VMware's end-user compute products probably have a new brand: Omnissa

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Re: Any positives in this?

No, you had it right the first time.

I need a drink...

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Re: It is going to create a mess

.. On top of the "we've removed all the SKUs except for the combo SKUs, and delivered a great big, spiked, unlubricated shaft to almost every reseller, and are dragging our feet on the remaining ones" debacle from two months ago?

(I assure you, that is the toned-down version- the full strength one has profanity in it from my weapons-grade vocabulary, and requires several linear feet of paperwork to use in peacetime...)

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Locks.

The one for this year is hilarious, and crammed to the gills with double and triple entendres, similar to previous years. It's worth it.

(I'd refrain from drinking while watching it. :D)

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Re: Sounds About Right

re: locks on side panels

Usually (at least for the ones we have) they run off the same key for the front door of the cabinet.

Also, the two keys I've seen in general use by server cabinet companies are the infamous CH751 and the Elco 1333, both of which can easily be found/obtained from the usual scumbags. :)

Want to keep Windows 10 secure? This is how much Microsoft will charge you

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Re: If only there was some technology

Congrats, you've just described a hypervisor and virtual machine emulator, of which are a couple that are linux based.

Unless you are trolling, obs.

Windows Format dialog waited decades for UI revamp that never came

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.. at least it doesn't actually start the format operation until you click on the format button, giving you a chance to cancel out of it. :D

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You forgot #4: they fired most of the UI/UX people some years ago, if they even had them. And then they burned the UI/UX design guidebooks. /sarcasm

Ransomware can mean life or death at hospitals. DEF CON hackers to the rescue?

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Part of it is that hiring a good network engineer in order to architect a solid, segmented, and secure network is expensive, and that cuts into the CEO's yacht fund. /sarcasm

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

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Re: Ahhh the BoFH

that way for the normal day to day activities of the C-level execs nothing will happen, but the instant one of them starts to have an idea..KAPOW, because in my past experience, anything emenating from that high up the manglement chain never ends well...

Yup. We have something like three different systems (two commercial, one home-brewed in house) to analyze the same set of data. :facepalm:

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Re: Make It Happen

.. Bonus points if the phrase "I didn't know a goat could do THAT!?!" was uttered.

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Re: Don't give Microsoft ideas...

Shhh... that's the "special" part of it.

VM to ProxMox migrations- Anyone done one, and how was it?

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VM to ProxMox migrations- Anyone done one, and how was it?

Have you done a VMWare to ProxMox migration? what sort of pitfalls can one expect (datastores, cluster configuration, etc.) during the process, and what sort of impact would it have on the business in terms of downtime, outages, etc.

The scenario I am looking at is taking an 8 node VMWare cluster, pulling roughly half the nodes out and converting them to ProxMox, and then most likely cold-migrating / importing the VMs from the VMWare cluster to the proxmox cluster.

The hardware is Cisco UCS, the storage is iSCSI.

World-plus-dog booted out of Facebook, Instagram, Threads

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Re: I've got a tenner...

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BGP and DNS are incredibly easy to screw up if you don't know what you are doing.

Underwater cables in Red Sea damaged months after Houthis 'threatened' to do just that

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Re: Why do they need a submarine?

.. And Murphy was an optimist.

How hard would it be to rig up something that goes boom on a timer and will last long enough to hit the spot where the cable is? no need to drag an anchor around or dive down to it.

I'm just throwin out wild-butt guesses, and I'm probably very much wrong. :)

The self-created risk in Broadcom's big VMware kiss-off

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If I could upvote you twice, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

We are not what you'd consider a large shop- 25 hosts, and ~400 VMs. I have zero problems with migrating over to ProxMox (Cisco's appliances apparently support being run on it), but setting up the clustering, high availability, and load leveling is the real spice that makes life easier for us.

In order to set up a hyper-V based cluster? lots and lots and lots of licenses, which means an equally sized railcar of money, and a radically different approach on how things work on it.

HP CEO pay for 2023 = 270,315 printer cartridges

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So that's qwhat NeuraLink has been working on! /sarcasm

Please install that patch – but don't you dare actually run it

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Re: Harks back to

Been there, done that, had the CIO copied on the "This is what I will need to do to action this dumb-ass idea of yours that doesn't actually need to happen, certainly NOT on a holiday when the floor is a mad house, I will wait for your explicit written command to proceed, starting with the machines that run the floor."

Had a reply from the CIO not even ten minutes later asking if I was really going to do that, because he knew that there was no way on this planet or any other that I'd actually go through with it. He also stated to hold off and that he'd talk with boss about Why We Don't Do Changes On The Fly In The Middle Of Busy Times. ::feral grin::

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Re: You were warned to shut things down!

... Does it matter? /snark

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"Pinkie, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think so Brain, but where do we get rubber pants in our size?"

Curious tale of broken VPNs, the Year 2038, and certs that expired 100 years ago

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Re: Subtitle

Came here to post the same thing, and was beaten to it. :D

Oh look, the NTP server says it's Pub-o-clock in my area. ::snerk::

In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them

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Yeah. So is the newest set of updates for Windows 11, because Microsoft cares even less about beta testing than apple.

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Re: I love Apple...

iTunes (at least the windows version) has problems recognizing identical tracks on devices when it syncs, with the end result being that I have an iPad pro with a LOT of music duplicated, and the only real way to de-duplicate it is to manually remove the tracks that it doesn't think are part of the master library. (wiping the device is not an option, and removing all the music from the device will force me to restore all my purchases over the last... 8 or so years the hard way.)

To my knowledge, most of the music Apple has no longer has DRM, but it's an easily solved issue, which is to transcode it to something else. (Yes, I KNOW- Lossy format to lossy format BAD, etc.)

I do like physical media, which is where a good deal of my music came from, and I'll cheerfully buy a physical CD when the opportunity presents itself.

Ford pulls the plug on EV strategy as losses pile up

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Re: Series Hybrid

... Can I interest you in Edison Motors? They marry a Cat C9 diesel with a 175KWh battery pack and a full electric driveline. (the diesel feeds into the battery pack instead of direct drive, much like a train's power train.) https://www.edisonmotors.ca/

40 years ago, an astronaut first took flight from the Space Shuttle

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Re: Fake!

Purple screens over here, but then some of the guests do tend to blue screen on occasion...

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: A wasted trip

Ah, the good ol Livingston PortMonster... Fun memories.

For [ISP], I did a similar job to "Edmund"- I was a field tech that occasionally got to go to a site at 2 in the morning (or usually catch a red-eye flight with replacement parts in two) to be remote hands for stuff.

At one point [ISP] had a bunch of Portmaster 2e units connected for dial-in internet to a large quantity of 28.8 modems that were all shelled and put on a custom-built card rail setup, with a heaving large power supply that could run a rack's worth of modems. That was before companies like US Robotics decided to make a rack mount modem bank, and probably a year or three after that 56K came along and [ISP] swapped over to all digital for the landing points

I did get to play with the portmasters that got pulled from sites as they were decommissioned; fun things, but for only having 20 ports on them, they were bulky. The modems and their custom rack mounts we tossed, I think- the boss wanted at least one of them, because he was the one that built the things.

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: Fuses?

Usually, but like the old TV repair joke goes, "A three hundred dollar TV Tube will protect a ten cent fuse by blowing first."

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Re: literally fell out of the back of the cargo truck taking them from the airplane

Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.

When I worked at [ISP] back in 2000, we had a couple times where the Stupid Shipping Gang had ben called in for our stuff. The first was a Juniper M40 that was dropped off the back of a truck somewhere, landed on it's side, speared with a forklift and then delivered to us. We were not amused at the boot prints on the side of the box, the neat rectangular hole, the dent and scratch in the back of the unit from where the forklift tine was in contact with it, and all the Shock Watch and "Tip 'n Tell" indicators were tripped. Two MILLION US kopecks it had cost us, and to it's credit, it survived and served in our lab there for a time. I credit the wooden crate it was shipped in and the copious amount of foam packing inside it that it survived.

The second time? was a pair of Cisco ASR10000 units, fully loaded. The bare chassis was 50 grand at least, and the cards were probably more than a house. These both were also dropped off a truck, and since Cisco shipped them wrapped in cardboard (two layers!) and expanded foam, they were unusable when delivered- the packaging was held together with tape, the chassis was all bent to hell, we couldn't get any of the cards to move, and the department director, along with our Cisco rep, had some really nasty words for the shipping company, and by nasty words meaning "filled out a couple pages in the book of the obscene and profane" nasty. Words that were banned by the Vatican nasty. :)

LockBit shows no remorse for ransomware attack on children's hospital

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Asked about the reasons for the attack, the gang reportedly responded by sending the hospital's financial disclosures, suggesting it either thought it was indeed a corporate entity or confused the meaning of "nonprofit" for an organization that generates zero revenue.

Another fun fact to keep in mind:

In the US and depending on the type of non-profit, the financials of the organization may already be publicly accessible via the organization's form 990 (which is an annual report filed with the organization's tax return.) So Lockbit dumping that was kind of pointless.

FBI confirms it issued remote kill command to blow out Volt Typhoon's botnet

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Re: "Out-of-date" routers?

a year or two ago, I spent some real money (roughly 800 US pesos!) and swapped out my aging set of WRT54GLs with a small-ish Ubiquiti setup. Two APs, a couple managed switches, the firewall and 'cloud key' device (which is the management unit for the whole thing), and haven't looked back. They update themselves in the wee hours of the morning when no one's using it, and the things are capable of MUCH more than what I use them for. ( I don't do the camera or access control thing with them, because I'm not that paranoid, although I might get one and put it somewhere as a cat-cam or something...)

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Re: Explain again to me

Alternatively, there are Compact Flash to IDE adapters, which is effectively a low-rent SSD for that age of machine. Buddy of mine uses to use those for point of sales terminals, because all kinds of stuff that was incompatible with electronics somehow managed to find their way inside a mostly sealed box. (One time it was eggs- our guess is that some chucklehead poured a container of pre-scrambled eggs on the unit...)

Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains

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Re: Disappointed

:: awards you one internet ::

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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You can blame Microsoft for the large number of corporate internal networks that use [company].local as their Active Directory domain, because at one point they recommended it (according to wikipedia, anyway.)

I will be honest, I have no idea how difficult changing the name of an Active Directory is after it's been created, and I'm a little leery of trying it. (It's probably be easier to stand up a new one and migrate everyone over. )

Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but

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THIS.

Just ask MCI Worldcom, and every other telco that all used the EBITDA method (and some creative accounting) to show how profitable they were, when in reality they were trashfires.

Boeing goes boing: 757 loses a wheel while taxiing down the runway

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Re: click bait

DING DING DING!!!!

It's like a car- the manufacturer sets a 'recommended' maintenance schedule, it's up to the owner to follow/adjust it for their specific use case.

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: This far down in the comments

Along with stripping out _some_ forms of password protection, too, unless the chuckleheads went full paranoia with the "let word/Excel encrypt the document" button. I'm sorry Karen, but your grandmother's chocolate cake recipe does not require military grade encryption, and unless you've remembered the password on your file, you'll have to type it back in from the magazine clipping your grandmother got it from originally. /sarcasm

HP's CEO spells it out: You're a 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies

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Re: "to make printing a subscription"

As an interested party, do you have a link to back up that statement?

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Re: Toner cartridges do not need chips

There are both colored marks and plastic nubbies on the cart bays for that purpose, and if you manage to force the thing anyway, you've likely broken the cart and the printer, and that's an assembly that's stupidly expensive to replace. (as in "replace the entire unit, ya numpty!" expensive)

Or else, the cart's chip tells the printer what color it's assigned to, and the printer won't work unless they are all installed in the correct slots.

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Re: HP Toner

The brother color laser MFP that I have only whines that I've put a non-OE cart in, but it doesn't brick itself, and I've been getting the expected lifespan out of the carts.

:: puts on printer tech hat ::

For the record, every color laser printer I've ever work on, or with, is largely a stack of consumable items stuff into a frame with the electronics to drive it all.

the toner, the fuser/fixing module, the image drum(s), the image transfer belt- those are all consumable items, and any of them can cause a quality issue. I think the most exotic color laser I've ever dealt with were the 'carousel' style units (HP CLJ 4500, and a Kyocera model that I forget the name of) that had the carts on a rotating carousel that built up the image one toner at a time over four passes.

And the wax crayon Tektronix Phaser was even more exotic- 20 minute warm up from cold start that burned a set of the crayons during the warmup, but once it was warmed up, it could crank out full bleed color page in 6 seconds and it was quality. (unless you did something stupid like force a black crayon into the yellow hole, which is why the crayons were different shapes.)

wonderful printer, but horrifically expensive to buy and feed.

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Re: Strange words

And the LJ4, as long as it's fed maintenance kits on the regular, is likely still chugging along.

The engine on the 4si was good for about 2-3 million pages before it needed an overhaul, as long as you kept up on the maintenance kits for the beast.

I will note that [RedactedCo] at one point had a 4250 with 2 mil on the counter back in 2007 or so; the department that had it probably ran a box of paper through it every month. (they ended up getting their own copier that was used to handling that volume a few years later.)

Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

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Yeah, but that only removes about half the weight- you still have a great fricken big transformer in the guts of the machine, and that weighs a fair amount. And then, it's off-center, so having a second (or third) warm body to do the lift and shift is easier on everyone's bodies.

The largest UPS I've ever dealt with was a pair of 5kVA Smart-UPS units, and even with two others with me, I used my handy-dandy lift table to rack the bloody things, because we wanted them 5 units up from the floor in case the place flooded. AND we pulled the battery modules out first.

(There's a damned good reason why I have that lift table- You can only rack so many disk shelves by yourself before your body says "screw this, no" and something important in your body goes pop.)

:: wanders off humming We All Lift Together from the game Warframe ::

NHS England published heavily redacted Palantir contract as festivities began

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Re: Appropriate response

It was a well trained goat, with the sole exception that it kept eating what little clothing the actors were wearing, or removing them from the set. /rimshot

Atari 400 makes a comeback in miniature form

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Re: Why?

More or less for nostalgia.

Technically, I could probably poke around and find a working Amiga 1200 or 2000, but I have no room and no time to noodle around on one anymore.

I have a Picade sitting on a desk; it's cute, but it hardly gets used.

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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You know your coding skills are either genius, or an absolute dumpster fire when you look at a script that's 5/10/ years previous to solve some stupid issue and you comment "Who the f&%k WROTE THIS SHITE!?!?" and then realize that it was, in fact, you, and the code still works exactly like it's supposed to even though it's using a scripting engine that's four or five major versions newer.