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Lighty and flighty: Six sizzling portable projectors

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Re: What about networked tablets?

"Hey, can I keep this?"

"No."

Repeat times the number of sales visits to client sites, times the number of representatives from each client you're presenting to.

Then:

"If I place an order do I get to keep this?"

British Judo in deep shido after cyber attack

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association is grappling with an information breach

I see what you did there.

Seriously though out of all the possible people to rob I would have drawn the line somewhere before "people who know how to choke you to death in three seconds without leaving obvious marks".

iTunes snafu: DNS fail borked Apple's app & iTunes stores for 10 HOURS

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So if they were down for ten hours, by Apple logic that makes it a whole day, not just the 'morning', right?

LaCie snuggles up to Apple’s slim 12-inch MacBook with fat HDD

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Apple what are you doing Apple stop

I assume this thing is powered over USB, because we might as well run this into the ground as hard as possible, which means whenever you use this external HD on the new 'book you're running it and your laptop off the laptop battery.

Basically every new accessory people make for the new MacBook is actually going to be a highly ironic piece of performance art making fun of Apple's baffling design decision re: The Uniport, and maybe they can get government cultural subsidies for their efforts.

Salesforce straps sales analytics to Apple Watch

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I just drew a graph, it had one bar labelled "Lets run this stuff into the ground", at 100%. Then I taped it to my wrist and it was just as good as an Apple Watch!

Minecraft debuts new block – one that blocks Java crapware, that is

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Re: Interesting ......

I think Minecraft, despite running on Java, doesn't even register on Oracle's radar as a 'killer app' that drives people to install Java. Microsoft doesn't want distribution of Minecraft to be hampered by problems that users have with installing Java from a third party, and Oracle probably would prefer not to have to support users having problems with the backend of a mere *computer game*. So bundling a dedicated JRE, that one would expect to be streamlined, tested, and optimized for Minecraft, is really a win-win for both companies and hopefully end users as well.

As re: modding, I think that for better or worse that is really up to Microsoft, and not predicated either way by custom Java. Make it open, people will figure it out and have fun; lock it down, fewer people will figure it out, the community will be a bit less fun.

Bite my shiny metal Ask: Java for OS X crapware storm brewing

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I need Java on my Mac and I just did the 8u40 upgrade, but didn't get an option to infect my computer with malware I mean install the Ask toolbar. And I'm sure I didn't blind click through it. Maybe it does not show up for users who upgrade Java through System Preferences rather than downloading the update package through their browsers?

Anyway I find Ask is an important IT tool when I encounter it, it tells me "How much time am I going to have to waste on this computer seeing how deep the can of worms goes" and also "If I hear this user is looking for me in the future how much effort will I spend dodging them".

Tired of IoT hype? Internet of SLUGS and SPIDERS is the reality

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Re: "Better seals are being installed to keep the slugs out"

Killer whales to eat the seals, and then Seaworld to mistreat the orcas. Then you install the documentry filmmakers to run Seaworld into the ground, Republican voters to ban undercover filming of animal abuse in industry, deep fried candy bars to kill off the voters, New York City mayors to ban large serving sizes of food and drink… ok, I was kind of making this up as it happened.

'Fry-OS 8' iPhone BLEW UP MY PANTS wails roasted Johnson

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Apple press release headline:

"IPhone 5C gets local man HOT and PANTSLESS in seconds on Valentine's Day"

Snowden 'ready to return to US', claims lawyer

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Re: Bryant

Matt, I'm sorry that the post of mine that you're replying to was not clear enough for you in either content or tone. I'm not arguing here about what Snowden deserves for his actions, or whether what he did was legal or ethical, nor trying to draw parallels (that I don't believe exist) to Chelsea Manning's case. Rather, all I'm saying is that if the US government wants to confine him for the rest of his natural life, they don't have to bother with trumped up charges, black van abductions, or convenient aircraft accidents. The fact that they can do this to him while not even having to consider the ethical issues involved in disclosure and responsibility to report government abuse of due process is disturbing (and as you rightly point out, the addition of civil penalties), would further validate legal mechanisms for use in the suppression of ethical disclosure at any level.

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Central issues about the legality of whisleblowing and disclosure of classified information aside, the problem with Snowden's return is that he's undoubtably broken so many other laws via his actions that the government wouldn't even have to charge him with the "Big Issues" in order to get him put away for life. The feds could be fair and impartial, and still deny him any opportunity to turn a trial into a grandstand by simply piling on the minor charges. Honestly, he'd be stupid to come back here.

Errant update borks Samsung 850 Pro SSDs

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Lager drive

Look closely at the options available on the poll and you'll see one option is "Updgrade to a lager drive" and I have this great idea for what a "lager drive" is and I would totally want one. Is anyone from Samsung reading this.

Google to tame Android's Wild Wild West to please suits

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Re: Consistency

I think the "damned consistency" problem is a subset of a greater BYOD problem, which is companies wanting something for nothing. They see BYOD policy as a way to avoid the expense and trouble of issuing company devices, complain about lack of standardization, security, and control they have over people's personal devices, and then run off to Google crying for new "business friendly" Android developments. Which basically means they want you to, as an employee: BYOD and then surrender it and all your privacy even outside of work over to the company.

COSMIC FATTY from the DAWN of TIME simply can't exist – astroboffins

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Joke

How it got big and bloated real quick

Lenovo and HP teamed up to install adware and printer drivers on it.

Glad you're not on the Anthem hacker hit list? Not so fast – millions more affected

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I don't use Anthem, thought I was safe

Well fuck.

If my BCBS customer associate is as helpful as usual, then they will refuse to tell me if I'm on the list (from the article, I logically would be) or offer any credit monitoring service.

My company just did our annual HIPAA certification training, where it was iterated over and over how bad a Protected Health Information disclosure could be. Using BIG companies and their "fines" as precedent, though, makes it appear like HIPAA has all the teeth of the DARE program.

Don't be fooled! He's not from the IT crowd... he's a CYBERSPY – FireEye

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My company has no IT department or dedicated IT professionals but I often end up impersonating our non-existent IT department. Here is the big secret about imitating an IT professional for all you real spies out there: Be good at fixing things.

Pro: access to everything that needs to be fixed to do your job

Con: people ask me to fix their computers all the time

A billion things are already on the IoT: Verizon

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Anyone remember that joke from the '90s about "Lets put SNMP reporting on the coffee maker just to see what happens"? Yeah that is pretty funny especially considering that people are now doing this with everything totally non-ironically, but actually I am sad inside because I just realized how old I am.

ACLU: Here's a secret – cops are using the FBI's fake cell-tower tech to track crims' phones

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Re: And here we run into the main problem ..

What's more likely, that the police will stop covertly abusing tools that violate existing laws, or that when the appeals go up, their handlers will advocate for new laws and interpretations that let them keep right at it?

Superfish: Lenovo? More like Lolnono – until they get real on privacy

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"the chances are actually pretty good that this sort of descision was taken by a mid-level management body and signed off on by a low level executive"

See this is why whenever I hear there is someone in a suit trying to sell something technical to our management, I grab my laptop and kick open the door and walk in and sit down at the meeting and basically bet no one wants to be the one to tell me to get out.

(minus, maybe, the actual kicking part)

That's how to spy on stuff honestly. None of this sneaky Lenovo type dealing. Just walk in and be all like, I'm here, I understand this stuff, tell me what's going on so I can help you make a decision.

Watch a hot, speeding space alien explode all over Earth's Beaver

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Re: A warning....?

She already did, it's already incoming, our detection countermeasures have yet to spot it.

Sitting on one's ARSE is the new CANCER, says Tim Cook - and an Apple watch will save you

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Why is this even a comment that people make about solar power? Every single generating plant connected to the grid fluctuates its output in response to factors that may be far less predictable than a simple day-night cycle, such as consumer demand, fuel price, unexpected failure/efficiency elsewhere in the grid… no giant solar plant is going to operate in isolation from that system, so the day/night cycle is simply another logistical fluctuation. In fact, demand for electricity at night drops off considerably, so Apple might just opt to run on grid overnight. Or they could generate excess power during the day to feed into the grid for power credit to use at night, or do esoterica such as pump water uphill, spin up flywheels, pump air into tanks, charge batteries- but massive local storage in any form is probably less cost effective/power effective than simply using the give-take of the grid.

Remember, the power grid itself is just as important to our use of electricity as a society as any generating source. Yet it is also largely outdated, haphazard, insecure, and non-redundant, an issue that has largely been ignored in energy politics. Spending money at the Federal level on modernization, upgrades, and maintenance is a surefire way to increase energy efficiency and create jobs- a solution should not be overlooked in the controversies about building different generation sources.

Patch now: Design flaw in Windows security allows hackers to own corporate laptops, PCs

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rouge WiFi access

I knew that hot little hotspot was trouble the minute she showed up on my network list. My brain said "no" but Windows had a mind of its own and connected anyway. She turned off network address translation and didn't ask me for a password- said she wanted it naturally, without protection- and that was when she took my heart and the admin rights. And that was also how I got this virus DAMMIT DON'T JUDGE ME IT WAS ONE TIME

French plod can BAN access to any website – NO court order needed

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OCLCTIC

So how do french people pronounce this acronym? To me, its coming out sounding like "ock-lik-tik" which is funny, but I'm not sure correct.

Anonymous loose cannon admits DDoSing social services and housing websites

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Re: Emote-words Bingo

I'm curious about his target selection. Did he actually have a political agenda or was it just a matter of vulnerable targets? Anyway he's certainly more of a dick for DDoSing sites that operate to serve the public interest, funded by public money, than corporate sites. It's like the difference between prank calling 911 or the Microsoft Store.

FCC chair refuses to make net neutrality rules public before approval

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Caption this picture:

"Tom Wheeler demonstrates how much cable companies care about customer rights by pinching his fingers tightly together. 'They care less than this much,' he says, making expressly clear through cunning use of an opposable thumb and four digits that he is suggesting a quantity already indistinguishable from infinitesimal."

Bankrupt RadioShack to close up to 2,900 stores, share others with Sprint

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Re: Good Bye

I remember the Boston store (the one on Comm Ave near Kenmore) as being great for stuff before I went to college, but then by the time I got into Boston University, they switched to basically cell phones and accessories.

The Microcenter on the other side of the river is much, much better. The staff there are actually really helpful.

Forget robo-butlers – ROBO-MAIDS! New hotel staffed by slave-droids

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Re: Don't do it!!!!

Lets try running this in either direction and see what happens.

1. The super rich move into an orbital space station run by robots and live an obscene life of luxury while the 99.9% starve hopelessly on a depleted Earth. After a few hundred years it's a statistical certainty that the rich will have blown themselves up through craziness caused by boredom, internal conflict, or space accident. But if that doesn't happen they genetic bottleneck themselves out of existence like those fucked up royal families in Europe. Civilization on Earth has to rebuild out of anarchy, overpopulation, global warming, and resource depletion, and either is set back by a few thousand years or just goes to hell.

2. An enlightened government strictly regulates economic activity for stable growth, to prevent any corporate block from gaining a runaway positive feedback loop. A basic standard of living is guaranteed unconditionally to every person, freeing every motivated individual to express themself through education, art, or innovation (since all the basic slog jobs are done by robots). Society enters a new golden age, although the 1% constantly complain about communism. A few super rich assholes engineer plots to overthrow the government but they keep getting stopped because literally everyone else has the time on their hands to engage in counter-revolution if they want. Name the book for an upvote!

APT devs are LOUSY coders, says Sophos

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This is like saying muggers can't hit for crap because the vast majority of them wouldn't pass a classroom karate exam.

NASA: Give us JUST 0.5% of the federal budget and we'll take you to MARS and EUROPA

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Re: I applaud the Outward Urge, but...

Hey, don't be so cynical. If we found intelligences on Mars that we could go to war with for no discernable reason, pass laws allowing for the unregulated corporate exploitation of Martian resources, proclaim that everyone who emigrated could own rocket launchers, discriminate against women and all minorities, and refuse to vaccinate their children…

…why, we could be set up on Mars in a month!

DARPA: We KNOW WHO YOU ARE... by the WAY you MOVE your MOUSE

DNTP

I feel like every time I read an article like this, I can understand it better by mentally replacing "authentication" with "privacy invading government/corporate management tracking".

Actual authentication, for real purposes of security, shouldn't depend on the analysis of biometric factors that are not under voluntary control, being constantly broadcast to the world at large, and highly difficult for an individual to alter. However, these are great traits for tracking someone everywhere they go without their knowledge and consent!

'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment

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Re: "This behavior is not only illegal but reprehensible,"

It's a sad state of affairs when there are enough people in this country who see nothing wrong with what this little slimeball does, that it would be difficult to successfully prosecute him before a jury. And these people would in fact lie and fight to get on a jury, for the express purpose of acquitting him, in the name of their stupid crusade.

Who wants to bet that when this pewling child of a criminal finally realizes he has to face the grown-ups of society who are sickened by his antics, he cries and begs the court to seal and expunge his record? That he begs Google and maybe the Reg to take down that picture and that article?

Charles Townes, inventor of the laser and friend to both science and religion, dies

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Quick everyone, do a count of how many lasers are around you, right now, in your living/working space, and post it here. I'll bet an upvote that there are very few in modern society that go through a whole day without being within an arm's reach of something that runs on lasers.

My score (11):

2 presentation pointers.

5 computer optical drives.

1 CD music player.

3 optical mice.

1 UV mass spectrometer.

SPACE the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of COMET PROBE ROSETTA

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I'm saving the organic chemistry paper (Capaccioni et al) for last since its closest to my speciality.

BTW I highly endorse listening to Ziggy Stardust while reading these.

Beam me up, Scotty, And VAPORIZE me in the process

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Re: Pointless

"cassettes which could only be listened to once"

"An hour or so later, I had invented a process for defeating"

So what's your explanation for how you didn't subsequently become a millionaire consultant for the RIAA?

FBI-baiter Barrett Brown gets five years in chokey plus $890,000 fine

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A life sentence can arguably be considered cruel and unusual punishment, as being disproportionate for any given charge. That would make a higher court more likely to consider hearing an appeal. So instead, they peg the maximum at 100 years! That is OK! The system works!

FCC Commissioner argues for delaying February net neutrality ruling

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Re: Love the last two paragraphs.

The reason why these three-and-four letter regulatory agencies exist is that unregulated corporations have never, in all of history, proven able to rise above anything more than ripping out the underbelly of representative society. The republicans don't want to let the dogs out to play, they want to set the wolves out to hunt and scavenge what they can of the rotting meat.

The same types are those enacting funding cuts to the EPA. Legislation and exceptions to reduce the financial penalties OSHA can seek for injuries and deaths. Immunities and bailouts for directors that loot investment groups today and run them into the ground tomorrow. Individually, easy to ignore, but collectively, all part of the same corrosive pattern.

Tap sat app gap, yaps Inmarsat chap: Orbiting bird API opened to devs

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First app idea: You can hit a button to send the word "Yo!" via satellite to any other Inmarsat device, anywhere in the world with an open sky.

MILLION DOLLAR IPO! TWENTY MAN DEV TEAM! FIVE MILLION DOLLAR VALUATION!

Facebook is MORE IMPORTANT to humanity than PORTUGAL

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I can absolutely believe that people want "The Facebooks" when they really mean the Internet, since way back in the day my primitive people were some of the ones who thought AOL = Internet. And we used our stone axes to fashion crude 14.4 modems and discovered the secrets of working copper to forge a second phone line and all of that was in service of the great god AOL who we thought was the Internet.

Seriously though, remember when Portugal thought they were so great, they and Spain decided to split the entire world in half and then take one of those halves? In another century when the Neonetherlands and Canadatron split Mars between them, they're going to pay a PR company to shout out how they are Bigger Than Facebook.

Elon Musk: Wanna see a multimillion-dollar rocket EXPLODE? WATCH THIS

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I remember Musk explaining the "running out" part somewhere else- the equipment to recirculate the hydraulic-essential-media would have added more weight to the rocket than simply making the tank large enough, and hoping to estimate the correct amount of media they'd need. Guess what part of that went wrong.

UNDER A VEST: Man cuffed for smuggling 94 iPhones strapped to his body

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According to my calculations, 94 newish iPhones would weigh somewhere between 9.1 and 14 kg (23-36 lbs), which distributed over your body isn't really all that heavy or cumbersome.

So obviously this story didn't really happen, its a false flag op by Chinese customs to intimidate and ridicule Hong Kong's smugglers in the media.

Toshiba tosses out uber-slim THREE TERABYTE HDD

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Where you will go wrong is accidentally convincing the stupid that this is a good backup idea, then having to take a vacation day to drive to Rhode Island to hand-carry someone elses' broken drive to a data recovery service.

Adults-only Chrome add-on grabs you by the Googlies

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I wish more developers would realize this, and be all like, "Well, we are getting an adult rating for unrestricted web access and there's nothing to be done about that, might as well add in functionality that puts breast pictures onto everything."

Like when movie directors know they're gonna get an R rating because of two women holding hands or something, they are suddenly free to put in more swearing, explosions, and toplessness.

Had a data breach? Well, SPEAK UP, big biz – Obama

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If a law like this ever passes, it's going to have so many teeth pulled it will basically be reduced to:

1. Big companies that are careless with customer data must report this to their board and majority shareholder, who have the option to inform the media and public pending a unanimous decision made by all these people who might lose value if a disclosure is made.

2. The penalty for noncompliance will be no more than five thousand dollars in total. Companies that pay this fine can apply the full value of this payment for a deduction on their tax of that year.

And that's what's considered a "fair compromise"! Between keeping people safe from identity theft, and keeping the government regulations out of the free market!

Sphere 3D: Our pop-out 2TB disk product? Of COURSE it's rugged

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Re: Proof I'm Old

I welcome this opportunity to relive my IT media processing experiences of the 90s by shoving big slabs of electronics encased in thick plastic into slightly larger slabs of electronics encased in thick plastic. Hopefully they will release the second edition of this product soon, which will replace the opaque gray casing with a vaguely translucent graphite or blue case, with appropriate LEDs. Then there will be the internal mount version, where the connector is placed at an angle inside your case accessible only to Hounds of Tinados, or possibly trigger your OS to write system files to the removable disk causing your computer to hang when the drive is removed.

Seriously though, if they've put any thought at all into this thing it has to turn out better than the multitude of high capacity diskslab systems of bygone eras.

Google+ to offer 'infinite' gender identity options

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-Fuel, parts, munitions

-Hot single pilots/WSOs looking for hookups in YOUR flight radius

-Airwolf DVDs

-GEICO

SCIENCE LAB TERROR: MYSTERY of the MISSING BRAINS

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Lab sample pranks

This is the story of Crazy Eric, from twenty years ago. At the end of my third year in high school, one of our favorite bio teachers ever was retiring after teaching there forever, and the room needed to be cleaned out. So my friends and I, including Crazy Eric, decided to volunteer to help after class. One of the many strange and ancient artifacts we unearthed was a large glass jar of formaldehyde with a perfectly preserved octopus inside it. Crazy Eric grabs it and starts trying to pry it open, when the teacher notices him and says "What the HELL are you doing?". Crazy Eric looks up and says, absolutely deadpan seriously (and he WAS serious, seriously crazy) "I'm gonna F*** THIS OCTOPUS".

Apple deliberately wiped rivals' music from iPods – iTunes court claim

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Re: "Unexpected files"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury: according to a survey of two hundred iPod devices in YOUR community carried out by our firm's agents, one hundred percent of them contained legally obtained files encoded in popular audio formats not purchased through plaintiff's service. Therefore, the presence of such files cannot in any way be called unexpected by any definition of the plaintiff. Further, the ability of the device to both store AND replay these files, with full functionality, shows clearly that the plaintiff did in fact EXPECT that users would place this type of file on said devices.

"Also, our agents have found that plaintiffs did offer Nickelback albums and songs for download through their music service. Can anyone willingly distributing these materials, possibly even to your children, be said to have a sense of ethics, morals, dignity, or judgement?"

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I am entirely in favor of policies that force people to delete music off their devices, as long as this is limited to Nickelback.

Squashed bug opened EVERY PayPal account to hijacking

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Have a balance in your paypal account? Paypal naturally refusing to let you withdraw your balance from your account? Find out how an IT security researcher found one neat trick to HACK YOUR OWN ACCOUNT and get your money that paypal is holding for "reasons" while they collect the interest it accrues.

Outage STILL hitting Virgin Media Business broadband customers

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1 is 1 to many

Technically this is correct grammar since the vast majority of people evaluate 1 = 1 as TRUE.

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