* Posts by DNTP

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Mac malware lies in wait for YOU to start a vid sesh...

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Re: Smaller pieces of tape

I put transparent tape over my camera. It gives me all the advantages of taping over the camera but still lets me do video chat without having to remove the tape. And as a bonus I can still see if the LED lights up or not.

Sometimes I randomly feel a vague sense of unease like something invisible is watching me, but I have a really low Wisdom score so I always fail that check.

Top interview: Dr Patrick McCarthy – boss of the world's future largest optical telescope

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Re: This is what's it all about!

Hopefully we won't have business-connected politicians passing laws restricting astronomy institutes from using global warming data projections to anticipate future adaptive optical corrections.

SETI's mega alien hunt shovels more data onto IBM's cloud

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Hey, if you're hearing it, something else has to have transmitted it, right? And I just flew in from Boston and boy, are my arms tired.

Microsoft will let you pass and fail cert exams at the same time

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Generally that makes sense

I'm sure the majority of people here have, at some point in their educations, gotten a passing grade in a course despite failing an exam, or passed a test but missed at least one question, or gotten a satisfactory-or-above yearly review despite epoxying an annoying graduate student's office door shut over the weekend.

OK maybe that last one is a little situationally specific.

Dublin shopkeeper catches forecourt fouler with his pants down

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I AM AN IT PROFESSIONAL

PERFORMING EMERGENCY DOWNLOADS

Pokemon NO! Hospital demands ban on virtual creatures after addicts invade private wards

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Nature of existence

A few months ago I convinced my younger brother, who was just picking up the Go craze, to go for a walk in the woods because there might be "nature pokemon" there. Halfway through he says, "There are no pokemon here." This is actually an interesting statement because depending on your viewpoint, it can be either subjectively or absolutely true.

The wait is over: MoD releases latest issue of Ship Paint Monthly

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Dazzle paint scheme

Bring it back, it was cool.

No wonder we're being hit by Internet of Things botnets. Ever tried patching a Thing?

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Re: Patching only the first step

Eh let's just take the easy option and make people legally liable for any misuse of their IoT devices. I hear that's working out great for home wireless routers. If a kid these days is smart enough to get on Facebook he's smart enough to write his own security patches for the family light bulbs.

Going, going, done: Trio of prolific auction fraud fraudsters jailed

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*escu: Good morning bank rep, I'd like to open twenty-six bank accounts at the same time.

Wells Fargo manager: YES YES YES

Pluto's emitting X-rays, and NASA doesn't quite know how

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Re: Star Surgeon

Now in true Sector General tradition, after hitting numerous dead ends the hero of the story will make a sudden correlation between two or three pieces of trivia revealed earlier in the story, and figure out that the extra radiation was coming from two radiation-eating life-forms with congenitally defective biological shielding sneaking off into the maintenance corridors to have sex.

Want a Dell printer? Unlucky – they've just stopped selling them

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Re: Then just buy a Xerox

Xerox/Tektronic Phaser series, the one that use the solid ink blocks, are what happened when the gods descended from the heavens and took on the form of printers.

Alleged buggy software wrongly flunks wannabe lawyers from bar exam. What happened next won't shock you

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"Hey guys, I'm such an awesome lawyer that I did an honors project instead of taking the final exam. My project was suing the examiners."

NASA's OSIRIS-REx is off to nick some rocks from asteroid Bennu

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Re: Did Space Rocks bring life?

I suspect (as a molecular geneticist) that the question is not exactly "life" or "DNA", but rather concerns the organic precursors to the complex compounds associated with simple life on Earth. Did these precursors arise terrestrially, perhaps catalyzed by planetary geochemical processes such as active volcanism and lightning discharges, or can they arise in protoplanetary bodies that lack long-term tectonic and atmospheric conditions? This information will likely be useful in the search for life on other planets- the more we understand how and where prerequisite chemical conditions originate, the better we will be able to focus our efforts towards likely candidate worlds.

St Jude sues short-selling MedSec over pacemaker 'hack' report

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You don't even have to be me to have seen this coming, and I saw it coming.

"Hey everyone, we're MedSec the short-sellers and we couldn't think of a better way to totally torpedo our credibility as security auditors that didn't involve selling babies on Ebay."

The real losers from this, of course, are the patients using the audited devices, since the issue of actual product fault (or not) seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite

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Wet beach sand

A perfectly safe propellant. Unless you use a chlorine trifluoride oxidizer (fluoridizer?).

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Re: cant see much

I don't believe it was a payload engine misfire since the payload stage fell pretty much straight down and looked largely intact before it hit the pad and detonated (that's presumably the hydrazine contamination source that SpaceX referred to, since the Falcon9 itself runs off the kerosene derivative RP-1 and LOX).

Note the initial small fireball close to the top of the stage, the fireball expansion, and the burning streamers cascading down under the fireball. That's burning RP-1. I would speculate a leak in the fuel stage mixed with venting oxygen- at which point a tiny static charge would have been enough to set it off- and a flashback into the fuel tank, which ruptured into the larger fireball and streamers.

The brighter flash when the payload hits the pad seems to be the hydrazine/oxidizer tanks rupturing and the hypergolic contents suddenly finding themselves in massive contact. Probably a much faster reaction than the RP-1 tank rupture and combustion, but the sheer speed of detonation would tend to fling a lot of hydrazine away from the reaction size without oxidization, hence the contamination hazard.

Mainly I'm glad no one got killed. Satellites and rockets can be rebuilt.

Jovial NASA says Juno flyby a success

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Re: All instruments trained on Jupiter -

-to instruct or teach

-to taunt a series of hostile NPCs into following one's PC to create a chaotic and/or humorous game situation

-Pat Monahan's rock band

Ironically, one of Train's biggest hits is titled Drops of Jupiter.

'Fake CEO' Chinese chap cuffed in $54m fraud probe

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Effectively unstoppable

"CEO impersonation" is going to maintain its utility as a criminal technique as long as business culture tolerates CEOs/directors/managers who pull rank to override their own company's security and IT policies (and then fire or demote anyone who tries enforce the policy).

Go forth Spitzer! To infinity and....

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Re: distance

NASA did not anticipate that the telescope would last long enough to make an orbital transfer like that a mission requirement. Also, it's not just a one-time maneuver- it would involve catching up to Earth, and then a re-transfer to the original orbit to avoid getting too close to Earth. Earth radiates heat, and heat affects the telescope. Also by the time such a maneuver would be required, the telescope would have depleted its He cooling system (which happened in 2008), worsening the heating effect. Finally, this would have to be done quickly, to make it worthwhile relative to the likelihood of the telescope reaching the end of life during the process.

Sprint learns that a 'rebate' includes paying people money

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Re: Outlaw rebates

I once applied for a rebate that said in the fine print, "Claims may take up to 120 days to process."

When I called on the 30th day, I discovered that the phone number had been disconnected and that the rebate company had, apparently, gone out of business.

Muddying the waters of infosec: Cyber upstart, investors short medical biz – then reveal bugs

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Re: Smells of...

A loss of objectivity for the MedSec security review team? Since they are shorting the stock of the company whose product safety they are reviewing, it's literally true that the worse their report is going to be, the more money they make. Instead of accepting their findings with a degree of impartiality, their target can simply say, "These safety reports are exaggerated due to a clear financial motive" and, whether or not this is true, use it to delay having to spend money on recalls or updates.

Arthur C Clarke award won by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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Re: Talking space spiders?

I have a copy of James White's Double Contact (the last book in his Sector General series) on my desk right now.

It features two different species of talking spiders, and is told from the viewpoint of a third species of talking spider.

Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash

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Tell 'em to shake it!

Baby got aerostat!

French submarine builder DCNS springs leak: India investigates

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Sherlock Holmes your government needs you

The Bruce-Partington plans have been stolen!

ISS astronauts begin spacewalk to install new docking adapter

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Re: In space… no one can hear you drop

This is technically incorrect. In LEO, there is %92 as much gravity as on Earth's surface. However, even though there is nearly as much gravity, you can't drop a wrench because it has been pre-dropped. Everything in free-fall is already dropping as much as it can possibly drop, and cannot be dropped any further.

Can you spill a glass of water, while underwater?

NASA to begin first asteroid sample mission: Seeks 'pristine' specimen

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Re: Pristine

One doesn't land on even a very large asteroid so much as one matches vector and velocity as close to it as possible, slowly drifts in under tiny gravitational forces, and then hopes not to bounce off hard enough to attain escape velocity.

Philae, the ESA Rosetta comet lander, made its landing at ~100cm/sec and attained a velocity of 38cm/sec on its first (unintentional) bounce, which was 86% of the velocity that would have unrecoverably launched it away from the comet's surface.

These are really gentle events.

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Going to be worth it

In the long term, the benefit to human civilization of an improved Yarkovsky effect model will be worth a heck of a lot more than the $800 million price tag (Note that this is completely aside from all the other scientific gains that could be realized from the mission). It will enable more accurate long-term prediction/tracking of potentially dangerous asteroids, allowing astronomers to focus their efforts on actual threats and potentially carry out diversion missions as early as possible. Early is cheaper, as anyone who has ever sent out a Kerbal team to shift a Class E rock surely knows.

US Patent Office sued after it declared a power outage a 'national holiday'

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An argument...

…that only a lawyer could make. Actually, the companies challenging Elm are not quite operating in good faith either, if they are deliberately filing on the last day of the 1-year deadline in order to draw the case out as long as possible to annoy Elm. Which is, I guess, legal in a narrow sense, although I seem to recall instances where doing so has drawn a censure from the judge. So it's understandable (in an extremely limited, absolutionist context) why a lawyer would be trying to run this technicality into the ground.

Two G4S call centre staff sacked over 999 answering scam

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Call centers

If this is like any other call center I've ever heard of, the quotas set by management are completely arbitrary, divorced from reality, and basically impossible for even the best worker to reliably meet.

If staff can't meet a metric like "answer 92% of calls within 10 seconds", that generally means that the company is understaffed, which is always true in call centers where management gets larger bonuses for keeping minimum staff on payroll. Then when the metric isn't met, they fire lots of random workers and hire new minimum wagers.

And then they wonder why people cheat the system!

Crocodile well-done-dee: Downed Down Under chap roasted by exploding iPhone

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Re: Phlogisticated phone phries pedalist

Detonating Device Destroys Dundee Dude Dermis, Debridement Desired.

Cyberpunks might not be crooks but they're really very rude

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I have to strongly refrain from snickering when my associates in the shipping business casually use that word in conversation.

ESA's ExoMars Trace Gas Orbiter blasts itself closer to the Red Planet

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More engine information

According to internet sources, the S400-15 bi-propellent primary engine burns monomethyl hydrazine (MMH) as a fuel. (I call it 1-methyl hydrazine which is technically correct but stylistically inappropriate because hydrazine, the base, is not an organic compound). The oxidizer is probably nitrogen tetroxide, a proven combination used in other applications such as the Space Shuttle orbital maneuvering system.

The given vacuum specific impulse for the ExoMars TGO engine is 330 seconds, which is admirably efficient relative to the evolution of human spaceflight. For comparison, the Space Shuttle OMS operated at about 313-316 seconds (out of a theoretically possible 336), and there's no reason to assume the ESA and Airbus engineers aren't every bit as good as their American counterparts.

Nope, we can't find dark matter either, says LUX team

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Re: Just a different name

Except that the dark matter hypothesis makes physical assertions that could be eventually confirmed or rejected experimentally, leading to the refinement/acceptance/rejection of the model, and the God Intervention hypothesis doesn't?

We as a species used to believe that "God Intervention" was a perfectly good explanation for things like tides, sunrises, lightning, rainbows, why-are-all-these-animals-here, etc, until we discovered that the universe (as befits the creation of a god) is more like a fantastically intricate interlocking machine, than a set of construction bricks simply being moved around by a greater intelligence.

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371kg of cold liquid xenon

Too bad they didn't detect anything, it was a noble effort.

Seriously, though- nondetection does not imply that the experiment was uninformative (and therefore uesless). If a certain particle model predicted that a detectable event was highly probable within the 20-month period, then the negative result means that the scientists studying dark matter need to re-think either the detectability threshold of an interaction, or the validity of the model.

Seagate in 10TB drive brand brainstorm

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Trademark infringement impending?

I wonder if Barracuda Networks is going to have a word to say about Seagate marketing a line of storage products named "BarraCuda".

Raving mad: Glow sticks are secret weapon in Facebook's 2.1Gbps laser internet drones

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Glowing orbs in the sky

Facebook's florescent drone deployment will no doubt be accompanied by the release of their FaceBlueBook project, where people will be invited to sign up and post about UFO sightings.

After Monday's landing, SpaceX wants to do it in triplicate

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Re: Reusability...

If the decision-makers are reasonably confident that they will get the booster back for re-use after each launch, then it should logically become cost-effective to build rockets that are more reliable and have greater mission flexibility than one-use-only designs, thus allowing previously uneconomical orbital projects.

This is the same reason why reusable shopping bags are both sturdier and more expensive than disposable ones, just… they don't explode as much?

Kepler's K2 mission confirms 104 Earth-like planets

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Re: 24-day year

Surely this would depend on many factors other than the planet's orbital period of 576 hours. The incredibly small distance between the planet and its dwarf star intuitively suggests to me that it is tidally locked, with one side being a light-blasted desert, and the other being a bleak, dark wasteland.

The existence and extent of "moderate" zones which would tend to support life as we think of it, would depend greatly on the existence of an atmospheric or fluidic medium to exchange heat, as well as various orbital factors such as eccentricity and inclination which would induce seasonality into the edges of the extreme zones.

Boffins unveil 500TB/in2 disk. Yeah, it's made of chlorine. -196˚C, why?

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Novelty security

Tech 1: Why are you adding the world's tiniest bag of sodium ions to the world's tiniest choride-atom storage drive?

Tech 2: It's storing passwords and I want to implement salted hashing.

Empty your free 30GB OneDrive space today – before Microsoft deletes your files for you

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WTF?

I just have to know...

"Redmond said one OneDriver had 75TB of files stored in its cloud"

They should give this guy a crown and put him on a throne because obviously he's the new king of porn.

Then burn the crown and throne to ashes because, uhh, that guy was touching them and now they are all sticky.

Graphene is actually self-folding origami, proclaim physicists

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"graphene would rather be in contact with itself"

With that quote, the state of Utah ruled that graphene is now a public moral health hazard.

"The... flaps oscillate at high frequencies"

Not helping!

Software bug costs Citigroup $7m after legit transactions mistaken for test data for 15 years

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Re: "largest penalty to date"

How much do you guys want to bet that someone or some group within the company made more than 7 million bucks out of this?

Hyperloop One lynched in hangman lawsuit

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Re: Looks like a rescue attempt

Looks more like a elementary school slipknot to me than a proper bowline or a noose. And if you want to pass your orientation interview and work in my lab, knowing how to tie a bowline is a requirement. Whereas things like nooses and "Fifty shades of gray knots" are more like a Never At Work deal...

Oh! I know what it looks like! A complete lack of professionalism.

Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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Only one thing left to do...

Put a 3.5" HD in a Tupperware brand box. Write a buzzword memo and get some manager to sign off on a new company sub-policy covering containerized storage protocol.

Tupperware- the future of containers and storage.

Purloined password re-use checker pees in the security soup

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Re: Why is a tool this trivial to write

It's newsworthy because the large segment of users who use the exact same password for ten different services is highly correlated with the segment of users who don't realize that it is possible to set up an automated tool like this in the first place.

Physicists build simulator, hope to stand up beautiful Standard Model

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Re: The ions just want to get out...

Well how do you know what an atom feels. Maybe to them being ionized feels like having a pint, and the laser is like being at a laser light show.

Astroboffins find first 'wind nebula' around rare 'magnetar' star

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Re: Magnetars are "rare" ?

That's a pretty low percentage, but your calculations do in fact suggest there's a million of the things out there, and a million of anything that's as bells as a magnetar has to be considered in some sense as "a lot".

Then again, given that we've only found 29 out of the million magnetars theoretically out there, suggests that we have only observed %0.0029 of the galaxy according to the magnetar metric, which means that in accordance with certain authorities, space is "frikkin big".

What we can all agree on is that as some of the densest, most magnetic matter out there, once we get our hands on one of these things and mine it, we are going to set up the most badass headphone company in the history of mankind.

Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

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Bee story

I spent a college year working on a study about bumblebee foraging patterns in a fragmented woodland in the Northeast USA. They are fascinatingly capable creatures. Bumblebees can navigate across open areas, including roads, parking lots, and railway lines, to foraging locations learned on previous visits, within feet of highly productive plant populations, even to the extent of individual tagged bees learning to specialize on specific species of flowers over the course of their careers as pollinators.

I have also heard that coastal bumblebees will fly miles over open water to visit incredibly isolated plant populations on rocky islands, navigating via polarized sunlight or some similar mechanism.

For the record, I handled several hundred individual bees that year, mostly capturing specimens and gluing tags onto them, and received zero stings. Foraging Bombus are completely non-aggressive, and can even be handled gently in the field (although they are delicate, so it is not recommended). People without specific allergies should not be afraid to get close to read a tag or take a picture.

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