* Posts by AMBxx

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Windows 11 still not winning the OS popularity contest

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ME wasn't that bad. It was just pointless. Only released to fill Microsoft's coffers before they finally released XP.

Just 22% of techies in UK aged 50 or older, says Chartered Institute for IT

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Re: Got 3 here

How old are the other 1000 employees?

San Francisco politicians to vote on policy endorsing lethal force for robots

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Re: Machines controlled directly by humans

The original traffic lights were called Robots, still are in South Africa.

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: Alexa: why does nobody like you?

They can put them with all those 'Amazon Dash' buttons that they were promoting a few years ago.

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Re: The great turn off

Next time you're in someone else's house where they have one of these, start discussing sex toys.

SQL Server license prices rise ten percent as version 2022 debuts

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Re: Word soup

I've worked with SQL Server for 20+ years. In the last 3 years, I've started working more with Postgres. If I were in sales again, I'd struggle to explain the benefits of MS SQL, never mind the licensing.

Windows Subsystem for Linux now packaged as a Microsoft Store app

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Re: Simple workaround

I think you've missed the point. Dual boot is so last decade, try out this new fangled virtualisation.

Jaguar Land Rover courts coders caught in big tech layoffs

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Re: Need more than coders

If you want to see a New Defender, just drive past your local private school at opening or closing time.

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Re: Need more than coders

I think that's what all the expensive ERP software is supposed to do - you know, supply chain stuff.

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Need more than coders

Current vehicles are being delivered with no spare key and missing USB charging sockets due to shortage of parts.

Build specifications changing without notice.

New Defender leaks and the windscreen cracks if left in the sun (at least the old Defender only leaked).

NSA urges orgs to use memory-safe programming languages

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Better compilers?

I am but a humble SQL consultant who 'does a bit' in C# & Java (history of all sorts going back to Fortran, Pascal etc).

Is there any reason why memory safe can't be enforced in the C/C++ compilers?

Zoom adds email and calendar to its apps, to relieve the crushing burden of ALT-TAB

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Re: FOSS Conference Systems

Then that Linux expert can make sure everyone has the correct client installed before the meeting.

There's enough bother explaining how to unmute without throwing in another client installation.

Larry Ellison fought internal battle to kill Oracle's first-generation cloud

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Re: Why would you want to do business with Oracle?

Which is why EDB talk so much about their Oracle compatible addons for Postgres. Not used them myself, but would be interested if a customer was using Oracle and wanted to leave. No idea if application vendors would support their applications that were designed for Oracle to run on something else.

Lenovo reveals rollable laptop and smartphone screens

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Can I interest you in these magic beans?

Vodafone to move SAP S/4HANA ERP system to Google Cloud

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Nice work if you can get it

Sometime, these mega-projects read as though a bunch of techies are just building their CVs. First do the migration to on-prem. Then to cloud. All that lovely experience. Next up, move it all to a competing product.

'Cos Agile.

SAP's German-speaking heartlands still struggling with ERP vendor's cloud vision

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Their original sales line back in the 90s was 'our products enforce best standards, don't you want best standards?'

Microsoft attempts to eat Oracle's database lunch with Azure migration service

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Re: Interesting that MS is a PostgreSQL sponsor

Looks like a clever move. If EDB can sell proprietary extensions to Postgres, MS can do well with similar. I'd like to see Postgres support in SSMS (think I might have a while to wait).

Interesting bit will be when they try to differentiate SQL server and Postgres. What are the benefits on MS SQL now?

Microsoft and Meta promise facehugger PCs piping cloud desktops into VR headsets

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is going to be like 3D cinema. Every 10-15 years, somebody thinks it's a good idea. We get a load of rubbish, then it quietly disappears/

Oz Apple Store staff vote to strike for better pay, settled rosters, clean shirts

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Re: Award Rates

Retail workers wanting home working is a bit of an odd one.

PayPal decides fining people $2,500 for 'misinformation' wasn't a great idea

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On the plus side

This story has made headlines in mainstream press. All negative. Maybe people will start to understand the power some of these companies have. Plenty of people saying they're going to close their accounts.

BT will back down in face of non-stop protests, says union

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Let's see how the strikes play out.

My prediction is:

More pressure to spin off Openreach. It's the only good bit of BT and there's been pressure for it to be independent for a while. Conservatives would be happy to see it split. Labour even more happy to nationalise it.

Without Openreach, the rest of BT has to compete properly in an open market. They'll soon be gone.

Dinosaurs have plenty of punch, but they all die out in the end.

Foldable smartphones crawl to one percent of global market share

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Message from the future

Apple created foldables in 2024. This article is just plain wrong.

Samsung’s Smart Monitor tries too hard to be clever

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Re: If you want smart, put an operating system on it

Easier still, just use a regular monitor and connect what you need.

£100 monitor, £70 phone, keyboard, mouse, job done.

Google kills off Stadia

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Re: This may come back to bite Google eventually

Big difference with Microsoft is that they wait until they've nearly got it right (especially Band and Phone), then they decide to kill.

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I tried to use one of those earlier this week. Very frustrating 20 minutes to work out that it was trying to use my speaker as a microphone.

Yes, we switched to Teams

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Re: This may come back to bite Google eventually

Except for:

Phone

Band

Barnie

Foxpro

Windows on ARM

Cockroach Labs CTO: Google became too comfortable, I wasn't being challenged

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Re: "They just have too much money flowing around their system"

>> $5 billion valuation with a $278 million funding round,

Looks like it's still a problem for them now. It's only a database, plenty of competition.

Intel's 13th-gen CPUs are hot, hungry, loaded with cores

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Re: i7... 253W TDP... nuts.

In the days of CRT, I was nice and warm in my home office. Now with flat screens, I need to wear a big jumper or turn on the heating.

Maybe a new CPU is the solution!

Serious surfer? How to browse like a pro on Firefox

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Config files?

If you're dumping your users into a text editor to change how your application works, you've already lost.

Firefox is my main browser, but this stuff still annoys me. Just have and advanced option for settings and/or a search settings option. Problem is that designing a config application is boring, so nobody wants to do it.

Creatives up in arms over claim that AI is killing human art

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Has any AI model suggested using elephant dung yet? What about a pile of bricks?

I think I prefer the AI stuff!

Intel's stock Raptor Lake chip will do 6GHz and overclock another 25%, if it keeps cool

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When THz

When I started in IT, chips were running in MHz. I wonder if I'll live long enough to see THz?

Open source databases: What are they and why do they matter?

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Re: Microsoft SQL Server

Few new features in 2022: you can truncate dates and they've added greatest and least functions. All of those are already in PostgreSQL.

I've move from MS SQL to Postgres over the last 2 years. Mainly due to customer pressure. There are things I miss about MS SQL (SSMS mostly). The problem for MS is that once people are on open source, there is little reason to go back to paying for this stuff.

Braking news: Cops slammed for spamming Waze to slow drivers down

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Re: feels valid to me

Would be much easier if they just spoofed the GPS signal.

Left-wing campaign group throws weight behind BT strikes

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Megaphone

Socialism is just equality through universal poverty.

AI detects 20,000 hidden taxable swimming pools in France, netting €10m

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Re: If it steers boots on the ground to double check

Nonsense, it happens all the time. The local councils just fire up google earth and take a look. There was a farmer who built a house behind hay bales a few years ago.

Difference being that we're not taxed the same year. I had building work done on my house 17 years ago. All legal and declared. Our council tax rating now has an asterix next to it. That means that when we sell, the council can change the rating to a higher band.

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Re: Chemicals & Services

Not really. I bought 25kg of fertilizer. Had to give my name and address. Plus confirm it would be kept under lock and key (anti-terror laws to stop me making a bomb).

Similarly, I had to register and take a test to be able to buy proper rat poison. I can only buy if I present the certificate.

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

What do they call 'Gas' in N America? Butane/propane? Something else?

Python tops programming love list – but if you want a job, learn SQL

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Feeling smug

Lots and lots of SQL, fair bit of C# and a smidgeon of Java for me today. Fair bit of JavaScript and HTML when needed too.

Seems like only yesterday when all the cool kids were banging on about NoSQL.

How important are tech and other contractors to UK? PM candidate promises tax review if elected

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Re: May I be the first to call "bollocks" ?

Easy fix would be to roll back an awful lot of other changes since then too. When I started work, both employers and employees NI was so low that it wasn't really worth avoiding it. Tax rates were 30%.

All we've done, starting from John Major, but especially Gordon Brown is to shift the tax from income tax to NI. That's made avoiding NI worthwhile.

Problem now is that any attempt to shift it back will be resisted as a 'tax on the retired'.

LibreOffice improves Microsoft compatibility with version 7.4

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Sharing documents

Genuine question - how important is total document compatibility?

Customers don't send me word files that do more than you can do in Notepad.

The Excel files are rarely more than data dumps.

I'm not using Libre Office, but I doubt there'd be any problems if I did.

What are others experiences?

Ant Group’s in-house DB set for global release, including Raspberry Pi edition

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Re: Thanks to the US idiotic sanctions on 40% of the world population...

China's markets are hardly open to the West.

Microsoft: Outlook desktop app crashing due to missing identity setting

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Your profile is now synched with the cloud settings. You don't download everything - just a date range you specify.

If you want to feel real hate, try the PWA version. Doesn't stay as PWA all the time, having an odd habit of launching browser windows for some options, but not for others. Then there's the problem of switching between calendar and email - why so slow?

Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

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Re: saw title, assumed you were talking about systemd

I though it was an article about the Post Office Horizon scandal.

Microsoft's Teams goes native on Apple, retains a human touch

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Re: Hey, Cortana...

Ydy'ch chi'n hoffi coffi?

India's big four services giants bemoan rising labor costs

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Re: Drastic action needed

Who will the outsources outsource to? It's going to be the worst code quality of all time!

Sage accused of strong-arming customers into subscriptions

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Re: Next, they'll lobby government

It's on a Virtual Machine, so shouldn't be a problem (I hope).

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Next, they'll lobby government

They've already made it difficult to stay on old software by introducing Making Tax Digital. They'll just lobby for some other change so that none of us can stay on our old software. We use an old version of QuickBooks. Have to use bridging software (uploaded spreadsheets) for VAT returns since HMRC turned off the old (easier) upload direct from QB.

Next up is quarterly reporting for corporation tax. Not sure if that will support bridging software or if we're finally going to have to go cloud. I may just retire as it's all getting to be a pain in the rear.

Demand for smartphones is drying up

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Re: Innovation

There was also a huge increase in sales at the start of everyone needing to work from home. It's going to take a few years for that to work its way through.

Uber to pay millions to settle claims it ripped off disabled people with unfair fees

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You forgot the part about Uber having operating losses. Easy to look good if you don't care about making a profit.

Hundreds of millions up for grabs as UK taxman set to stick with SAP ECC6.0

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Re: "saving £2 million a year"

At what point does it become cheaper for public sector to revert to paper-based systems?