* Posts by AMBxx

2718 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jan 2014

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Re: More importantly

2 thumbs down for my joke?

Is that you Mr & Mrs Cameron?

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Joke

More importantly

Is it just me, or does that picture look like David Cameron is about to be eaten by a dinosaur? Have we accidentally uncovered Angela Merkel's real identity?

EU wins approval to waste €120m on pitiful public Wi-Fi

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Pork Barrel politics?

Is the EU catching up with the US? What's German for pork barrel politics - they have some great words!

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Re: I fail to see an issue here.

Lovely story, but unless she lives within spitting distance of the free wifi, it's not going to help.

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

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Re: Book stores.

Book stores are limited to an extent to what they can sell. Like it or not, there is a level of censorship.

The difficult bit is having a sensible discussion about what to do about the Internet. The Government doesn't get it, but nor do the people who believe that anything should be allowed.

Toyota's entertaining the idea of Linux in cars

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Please keep it simple

Am I the only person that wants a mechanical car with the only clever stuff being the BT radio? Just too much to go wrong and need updating.

Virtual reality headsets even less popular than wearable devices

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Re: MS back in the game

Sadly, if it's like their phone and band efforts, they'll release a great product that fails initially due to flakey software. They'll spend 6-12 months getting the software right, forget to do any marketing, then drop the product just as it starts to pick up market share.

(MS Band wearing Lumia 950XL owning, long suffering)

UK council fined £150k for publishing traveller family's personal data

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Joke

You're missing the point

Lessons have been learned!

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WTF?

Static Traveller?

Surely an oxymoron?

Microsoft founder Paul Allen reveals world's biggest-ever plane

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Re: Hang on...

Thunderbirds was my first thought too.

This is the stuff we were promised as children

NHS U-turns on blanket IR35 tax crackdown

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So for Locums they wouldn't be able to claim back this cost anyway.

Yes Locums can. Provided you spend no more than 40% of your time at any one location.

You can't rent though - has to be hotel or equivalent. Only MPs get to have a 2nd house on expenses.

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It allows you to change the timing of payments. Corporation tax is a flat rate. If I have a really good year, I pay the CT on the full amount, but don't draw more than basic tax rate. In a bad year, I draw more than the company earns.

The real saving is in National Insurance - the tax that dare not speak its name. Government's own fault for raising it so much over the last 20 years - mostly Gordon Brown.

BT considers scrapping 'gold-plated' pensions in bid to plug £14bn deficit

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Re: Much like my pension, which I'll likely never get.

The country as a whole needs to take pension funding more seriously

At some point, we're going to have to admit that defined benefit schemes are no longer viable. Going to be a huge fight with public sector unions, but it will have to be done.

Might help if we started with the MPs.

Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera

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Big Brother

never sell or share your data without a customer's explicit permission

The explicit permission will be on page 30 of the software update agreement.

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Re: I don't get it

I have a simple camera that email me pictures if motion is detected. If my burglar alarm goes off, I can see if there's something to worry about, or just the cat sat on the mat.

As for the rest of the Nest camera's features - too creepy for words.

WebAssembly fandom kills Google's Portable Native Client

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Unhappy

Call me back in 5 years

Getting frustrated with not knowing what to spend my time on! Each latest and greatest new dev thing seems to last for less time than the previous.

Seminal game 'Colossal Cave Adventure' released onto GitLab

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Re: Wow, flashback

Inspired me to write a text adventure on a BBC using 6502 Assembler. I even wrote my own compression routine to cram the text into RAM (just a dictionary lookup, nothing clever).

Seemed so fast after using BASIC. Dread to think what a modern OS would make of my writing JMP locations into the code ahead of it executing.

Not enough to impress anyone though - couldn't sell it.

Azure Portal rejects Firefox after certificate revocation SNAFU

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Windows

firefox with Azure Portal

I'm surprised anyone is using FF with the Azure Portal - so slow. Only works well with Edge and Chrome.

IBM asks contractors to take a pay cut

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Re: Ever heard of contract breach?

Not sure about Aus, but in the UK there'll be a term in every contractor's contract giving right to terminate at any time. Once you have that in place, anything can be done.

Nokia's retro revival 3310 goes on sale and disappears immediately

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Re: 2G only?

6310 please

Google starts enterprise support for Chrome, including top SaaS apps

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Mushroom

Group Policy

Does this now allow me to block the installation of the Google services that keep trying to update Chrome?

It's just 'Pro' now, guys: Microsoft gives Surface a subtle resurfacing

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Re: My slab has a club foot!

The keyboard is surprisingly good. Decent key travel. Normal complaints about function key lock and some keys (home/End) sharing key with Fn. Other than that, it's more than good enough for most users.

If I was using it 8 hours a day, I'd just use a 'proper' keyboard, but that's been my experience with laptops too.

Wannacry: Everything you still need to know because there were so many unanswered Qs

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Re: Wasn't "But we had to have SMB for our internal shares on the network" the NHS problem?

Home user with badly configured PC. Gets infected.

Connects to work over VPN - SMB shares correctly configured, but infection spreads from PC.

Surely a familar scenario for many remote workers?

TalkTalk full-year profits rise but shares slump after raid on dividends

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FAIL

growth, cash generation and profit

He's missed the bit about customer satisfaction.

Amazon announces new Echo just as Microsoft's first Cortana-powered clone breaks cover

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read 1984 for several years

If you want to really freak yourself out, read 'Brave New World'. We are already there.

Rich professionals could be replaced by AI, shrieks Gartner

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Re: AI in IT

No - it will be Agile!

French drone bods Parrot wheel out 'prosumer' division

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If all they're aiming for is 10 percent growth, looks like drones are a passing fad for 'prosumers' too.

Take a sneak peek at Google's Android replacement, Fuchsia

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Re: webOS

All for the sake of a phone with keys that weren't made of jelly. Oh, and a battery that lasted more than 9 hours.

IBM: Customer visit costing £75 in travel? Kill it with extreme prejudice

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Travel costs

This business of separating out everything into different budgets tends to have unexpected side effects.

Years ago, I lived about 30 minutes from Gatwick Airport. To save costs, employer insisted I travelled from Luton via Easyjet.

Return taxi trip to Luton more than made up for the cost difference of the flights - no way I'm doing a 3 hour drive at 5am.

Michael Dell? More like Michael in-Dell-nial: No public cloud, no future

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Beanbags?

Is the audience really sitting on beanbags? It isn't 1999 any more Mr Dell. I suppose it does mean the hall looks fuller than it really is.

IBM: Remote working is great! ... For everyone except us

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Looks right to me

stronger trust in leadership and much stronger intention to stay

Which is why nobody at IBM believes a thing they're told and everyone is looking for another job.

Booze stats confirm boring Britain is drying

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This isn't because wine has suddenly become more potent

Yes it has. I'm ex-wine trade. 30-40 years ago, it was normal for a bottle of French red wine to be 11.5% alcohol. Now, normal would be 13.5%. It's unheard of now for Bordeaux producers to need to chaptalize (add sugar to the must to increase alcohol). It used to be standard practice.

Whether you blame global warming or the change to earlier ripening clones of the major grape varieties is up to you (probably both), but wine has become more alcoholic.

Gamers red hot with fury over Intel Core i7-7700 temperature spikes

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Flame

Shows how times change - talking about using AMD to avoid problems with overheating CPU!

S is for Sandbox: The logic behind Microsoft's new lockdown Windows gambit

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Re: S is for Subsidised

Aren't school licences for Windows already heavily subsidised? Is this really any cheaper?

Unpaid tech contractor: 'I have to support my family. I have no money for medicines'

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Cash in reserve

Depends how long you've been contracting. When I first went self-employed ( jumped ship before company went bust), it took me a month to get a few bits of work. Invoicing terms are 30 days, often paid late.

That means I was 90 days behind on income. I was fortunate in having savings and a wife with regular work. Not everyone is in that position (through no fault of their own). Even with the higher pay, it takes the best part of a year to be 'up'.

Windows 10 S: Good, bad, and how this could get ugly for PC makers

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Re: Thin Client anyone?

I'm always surprised those compute sticks haven't taken off in the education market. Saves carrying a screen around all the time (one less thing to break). Losing them is a problem, but if using cloud storage not the end of the world.

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Re: Oh dear

Wasn't it Windows 98 that introduced the 'do I click once or twice', hover to select problems? As ever with Microsoft, it's 2 steps forward, 1 step back.

Microsoft sparks new war with Google with, er, $999+ lappies for kids

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Skydrive?

Is it 2014 again? Now it's OneDrive.

What is this bullsh*t, Google? Nexus phones starved of security fixes after just three years

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Re: Bye bye Android

It was the 3310 I wanted. Long battery life and no Android.

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Re: Bye bye Android

I was disappointed that the new Nokias didn't have 4G. Would have been great as an access point for a tablet

What's driving people out of tech biz? Unfair treatment, harassment, funnily enough – study

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Boffin

Comparisons?

Are these numbers higher or lower to those in other industries?

40,000 Tinder pics scraped into big data service

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a flatmate leaves a fridge when they move out

Contents of fridge after 2 years - lovely!

Scratch the Surface: Slabtop sales slump takes the shine off Microsoft's 2017 so far

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Re: Old Tech

I love my Surface Pro 4, but I did only pay £500 for it (demo unit). If I need an upgrade in a year or two, I doubt very much I'd spend £1300 on it.

MS seem to be more concerned about matching Apple price points than releasing well priced hardware. Good news is that Lenovo et al are finally upping their game.

What is dead may never die – how to get a post-BlackBerry BlackBerry

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Blackberry Logo

I hope they don't use a silhouette of a Blackberry as a logo. Apple won't be happy.

iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

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Re: Does anyone remember ...

Apricot were the last computer company to make all their own components. Probably what finished them off.

My Dad won one when I was about 15. First time I saw a spreadsheet. Ashamed to admit that we swapped it for a BBC Model B with vast amounts of software.

Microsoft plans summer CRM war opener against Salesforce

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Re: "Innocent users of LinkedIn"

It used to be useful to keep connections with business contacts. Now it's just a constant stream of similar lists and click bait. Ceased to be useful years ago.

SAP Anywhere goes nowhere, reaches commercial cul-de-sac

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Re: Probably a weak pound issue

This is EU as well as UK, so not sterling.

VAT is reclaimed by anything other the most trivial conpany

Stanford Uni's intro to CompSci course adopts JavaScript, bins Java

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doesn't need any file i/o

Rubbish - file handling and managing data is important early on. I seem to recall having to write objects to file to reinstantiate on the next run at a very early stage of a Java course.

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Introductory

An introductory course needs a language that is provides skills that are easily transferable to other languages. At a basic level, that's just control structure (conditional stuff and loops). Javascript is fine for that.

As you become more advanced OO stuff is important. Really don't think JavaScript is useful for that! My first exposure to OO was in VB5 - a really bad way to learn OO. I didn't really understand what was going on until I studied Smalltalk as part of an OU course. Easy to transfer those skills to C# and Java.

I just wish C# and Java were as strict about OO as Smalltalk (adding strings!).

Of more concern is that most serious JavaScript stuff is now done using 3rd party frameworks as the language isn't up to scratch.

Base specs leak for Windows 10 Cloud – Microsoft's wannabe ChromeOS assassin

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Probably why they don't sell well.

I think you'll find most of the 'sales' to schools in the US are a dodgy scheme whereby a company gives money to schools who have to use it to buy certain products.