* Posts by AMBxx

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Radiohead hides ZX Spectrum proggie in OK Computer re-release

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C90 cassette, as that medium was the dominant way of storing Speccy programs and data

C90 was a pain - took too long to find the start of the program and wasn't reliable enough.

Soon switched to C15 - normally enough for one program on each side.

Funnily enough, charging ££££s for trashy bling-phones wasn't a great idea

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Re: "paying out the nose"

Give the American a break - he makes a half decent joke then received a barrage of down-votes.

€100 'typewriter' turns out to be €45,000 Enigma machine

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Re: There is quite a bit of that floating around Eastern Europe

I was in a wine cellar in Austria about 20 years ago. The owner's grandparents had sealed off one end of the cellar at the outbreak of war. Nobody knows what's in there and nobody was planning to open it.

I couldn't have lasted a week without drilling a hole and taking a look.

PC sales still slumping, but more slowly than feared

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Facepalm

trying to find where things were relocated to by Microsoft (networking, printers, ...)

2 dozen machines and you install printer drivers from the PC? Might want to take a look at using Domain Policy.

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Re: How much influence did Microsoft have in this?

Take another look at the stats - Apple's market share has dropped too. Admitedly, Apple's sales are cyclical based around the release of new models, but still surprised to see a drop.

I think 2 things are happening - not much is changing in workplace software to drive new desktops so they're being used for much longer than in the past. On top of that, there's a move for more use of mobiles for email and browsing.

Remember when we used to keep the PC in the spare room?

Dell gives world its first wireless-charging laptop if you buy $580 extra kit

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Re: I've never understood this

There was a prototype train on display in York Railway Museum a few years ago. One of the features was the wireless charger built into the table top.

I guess the problem is choosing a standard that will last as long as your typical train carriage. Back then, it was only suggested for a phone. You'd probably needs something more powerful for a laptop.

Back to the idea of better seats...

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Re: Regardless of the price, the idea is good

Most laptops now have power for 5+ hours. That's a very long train ride.

I'd rather the train company spent the money on better seats.

The life and times of Surface, Microsoft's odds-defying fondleslab

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Admit it

Come on Michael (the author), just admit that you're trolling the anti-MS brigade.

JavaScript spec gets strung out on padding

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Joke

Re: broken by design?

The sample output is in Courier. Emojis?!

Uncle Sam says 'nyet' to Kaspersky amid fresh claims of Russian ties

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Childcatcher

Re: Trojan Horse

I suspect the tactic will work though. If your CEO asks your CTO for reassurance, would the CTO really risk sticking with Kaspersky?

The great phone squeeze wheeze: Getting squidgy with HTC's U11

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Re: Buttons on the side still....

Worse in the car - my handsfree grips the sides. Lots of pictures of the dashboard.

His Muskiness wheels out the Tesla Model 3

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FAIL

Re: It will retail for just $35,000

don't forget to include the cost of the diesel generator.

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Negative tax - lots of subsidies for green stuff

Microsoft's Azure chief: What's good for cloud is good for on-premises too

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Re: What happens to Hyperconverged players now

Nope, it's like having your own Azure system in-house. Not just a hypervisor (thought they're in there).

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This Guthrie bloke

So he's the one responsible for all the stuff that Microsoft do well?

I'll forgive him Silverlight - good implementation of a bad idea.

Brit prosecutors ask IT suppliers to fight over £3 USB cable tender

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You're only seeing half of it.

There's the bid document to complete, then the anti-slavery documentation, then the evidence of being an equal opportunities employer.

UK.gov tips £400m into digital investment pot

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I live in the middle of slough,

I think Betjeman had the solution for that in 1937.

Nokia touts future of virtual reality ads... but who's the audience?

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White Elephant?

Is VR/AR etc, just the 21st Century equivalent of 3D cinema/TV? Too good an idea to ignore, but never good enough to become major.

Ubuntu 'weaponised' to cure NHS of its addiction to Microsoft Windows

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Re: Well, might be better than windows. But not much cheaper

A good paper system is better than a bad electronic system and we've had much more practice with paper! Would just be nice to have more good electronic systems!

I've recently used a mixture if NHS and Private medicine. Big distinction was the lack of any apparent electronic records in the Private hospitals.

London suffers from 'sub-standard' connectivity - report

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Re: Logical the likes of York will be better

Hey! I am living near you then.

OMG - I'm being stalked on The Register!!

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Re: Logical the likes of York will be better

Um, I think you'll find that if you dig a hole in York you'll hit Roman remains. Then everything grinds to a halt for months.

York's advantage is that it's all low-rise - the only exception being the Minster, so no buildings to block the 4G signal.

Add to that the fact it's a really small city, so don't need many masts.

Add to that, the big ugly BT building covered in masts,

We're 15 miles east of York. Would get 4G except for the inconvenient hill behind our house. Broadband is a pretty decent 25Mbps.

Tanks for the memories: Building a post-Microsoft Office cloud suite

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Re: I miss the days when it was just email!

Yes there is. https://support.skype.com/en/faq/FA12315/can-i-contact-skype-for-business-users-from-skype

Yes, but look at all the restrictions. Different clients, no conferencing. It's a mess.

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I miss the days when it was just email!

I'm a freelancer, so many customers. That means that in addition to old-fashioned email and telephone, I now need Slack, Skype, WhatsApp all setup on every PC. I'm sure I've missed something.

Slack is only good until I stop working for a customer and they delete my access. I've then lost all history which means I have no evidence of anything they ever asked me to do. Just opening myself up for legal action.

There doesn't appear to be a WhatsApp app for PC, so I need to check messages on my mobile. I really hate the way WhatsApp sucks in all my contacts too.

As for Skype - wtf are MS up to? No integration between Skype for Business and regular Skype?

F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen on IoT: If it uses electricity, it will go online

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Fire risk?

If I have to wrap my toaster in tin foil to stop it spying on me, is that a fire risk?

Google, Mozilla both say they sped up the web today. One by blocking ads. One with ads

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WTF?

Re: Paradox. Everyone hates ads. Everyone wants stuff for "free".

If there was on option on Google that let me pay £5 a month for their services and freed me from all their insidious advertising and data collection, I suspect they'd be getting a hell of a lot more money than they could generate through advertising to me or using my data

I think you'll find Google take the £5 and still track you on the basis that a fool and their money are easily separated.

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Re: Paradox. Everyone hates ads. Everyone wants stuff for "free".

For as long as there are auto-playing videos, I'll keep adblock et al.

2 kool 4 komputing: Teens' interest in GCSE course totally bombs

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It's a bit like saying 'all jobs need people to be able to drive', 'Let's teach everyone to be a mechanic'.

Insert coin: Atari retro console is coming back

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Cue kickstarter?

Surely it's the only way they'll get any money?

Brexploitation! PC price wars? Yep. Vendors see who can go higher

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More lies through stats

This is average selling price. Not the same as inflation. Has there been a shift in the quality of PCs being bought?

Currys PC World given a spanking for misleading laptop savings ads

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Unhappy

Re: Yada yada

Boots Opticians used to alternate 50% off and 2 for the price of 1. No idea how they got away with it for so long.

I still haven't found what I'm malloc()ing for: U2 tops poll of music today's devs code to

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Re: when I do coding I listen to...

Interestingly, lots of upvotes first thing as all the private sector workers got to work. All the Public sector lefties roll up at 9.30am and the downvotes began!

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Re: when I do coding I listen to...

a) conservative talk radio

You must be in the US. Over here in the UK, it's wall to wall leftie BBC crap.

Labour says it will vote against DUP's proposed TV Licence reforms

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Re: I Think We Need The BBC

You're forgetting - the Sky fee is in addition to the BBC fee. If all you want to watch is Sky, you're still paying £12 per month for the BBC.

HPE hatches HPE Next – a radical overhaul plan so it won't be HPE Last

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Re: Newspeak

I! Hear! Another! Female! CEO! May! Be! Available! to! HELP!

Fear the dentist? Strap on some nerd goggles

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WTF?

accounting for differences in age, gender, dental anxiety and the treatment type or duration

They only had 79 patients. How are they ever going to allow for so many variables and have something statistically significant?

Sounds more like 'we wanted a positive result, so jiggered about with the data'

Google cloud browned out after automation snag struck

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rather than relying on homogenous building block

No different to AWS or Azure. As upgraded servers become available, they don't just bin what's left.

Specsavers embraces Azure and AWS, recoils at Oracle's 'wow' factor

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Re: Interesting

They'll still collect the franchise fees regardless...

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Legal stuff on patient records

Any Specsavers franchisees on here?

For everyone else, Specsavers is a franchise, the practices aren't owned (all the franchise fees flow tax free to the channel islands).

Who is responsible for the patient data that AWS/Azure gather? Is it the franchise or some vague corporate body that's part of Specsavers? What about NHS patients?

Don't forget that the Optometrist isn't just finding a prescription - they're often first to pick up diabetes or brain tumours.

'Should have gone elsewhere' to keep your data private.

From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

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Re: So when will the politicians learn?

and now everyone is twisting the result to fit their personal narrative - whether it's about Brexit/Austerity/Socialism etc etc

May moved left (energy price cap FFS) to capture some of the middle. In the end, she just validated some of Corbyn's positions.

In detail: How we are all pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered – by online biz all day

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Re: The Prisoner is currently showing on Freeview 'True Entertainment'...

The Prisoner was originally meant to be shorter. The TV company insisted on more episodes. Hence the padding and the few pointless epsiodes.

Still worth a watch.

Axed from IBM for remote working? Don't go crying to HPE

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Be easier if they just merged. Get rid of both in one go. Dinosaurs posing as tech companies

Did someone say server sales are crappy? Yes, nearly everyone

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Re: Licenses

Yep - you can't sweat an asset if it's in the cloud. Seeing a lot of servers being reused and defunct kept for spares.

Hyperloop One teases idea of 50-minute London-Edinburgh ride

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Re: Something less drastic maybe

If you're just going from Gatwick to Heathrow, no need to go to this much expense. Simple tunnel with a regular train will do. (simple is a relative term!)

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Re: UK Fault Lines

Here would be a good place to start.

I was going to suggest displaying them on a map would be more helpful. Then realised it would just look like a 3 year old's scribble!

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Um

47 minutes Liverpool to Glasgow, but with 6 stops?

They'd be better to do some research on how existing mass transit works, then see if this works.

So despite all the cash ploughed into big data, no one knows how to make it profitable

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Re: Big Data?

Yep, feels like we've been here before!

I worked for Vignette in the early 2000s. I joined in their first 'cash flow positive' quarter. Not even magic profit, just more money in than out. All downhill from there. Lasted less than 12 months.

Mine's the one with the P45 in the pocket.

Microsoft totters from time machine clutching Windows 10 Workstation

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Re: 4 Processors Chips which could be 88 cores, 6TB of RAM...

But will it run Windows- ie more than one fullscreen...

That's already in the mix. Not sure if the Insiders have it yet, but it's here shortly. You just need to connect your phone to a bigger screen.

Vodafone to block its ads from appearing next to 'fake news'

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Boffin

If an advertising agency placed a Vodafone advert next to a Daily Mail article about mobile phones causing cancer, you'd soon find the advertising agency dropped. You do get some level of control about what your adverts are placed with. That's all that Vodafone appear to be trying to do - hence the whitelist rather than a blacklist.

Apple gives world ... umm ... not much new actually

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Sign of a mature market?

Not sure if this is just a sign of a mature market or if Apple have just run out of ideas.

Did they get it right first time with iOS, so now just need minor tweaks?

I'm sure similar discussions were held about Blackberry and Nokia at their peaks too.

If something dramatic is going to shake up the market, it doesn't look like it will come from Apple. I'm pretty sure it won't be from Microsoft either, regardless of how clever their dial thingie is.

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

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Re: More importantly

You usually see these kind of posts when they're attempting to derail the subject and distract from the contents of the main article

Nope, just making a joke. Surprised anybody took the trouble to comment.