* Posts by AMBxx

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Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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And

'Must expel these people because the home office say so'

Bargain-happy Brits snub big four mobile network operators

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A lot of this is down to expectations. For my 'emergency' mobile and car tracker, I use GiffGaff. £10 credit lasts a couple of years. I rarely use either, so am happy with the service I receive.

My business mobile is through O2. I hated O2's customer service, so now work through a reseller - they're great. IF there's a problem though, I get shouty as I'm expecting good service on an important service.

Windows 10 Springwatch: See the majestic Microsoft in its natural habitat, fixing stuff the last patch broke

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Re: In the old days

It doesn't seem that long ago that introducing IIS as a very insecure update made MS decide to only introduce new features in new releases. Life was so much simpler after that.

I guess the Windows 10 folk are too young to remember.

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In the old days

Once upon a time, software updates were viewed with excitement as to what new features might be available.

Now we just hope nothing's been too badly broken.

Even Microsoft's lost interest in Windows Phone: Skype and Yammer apps killed

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Re: RE "Microsoft’s advice for effected users [both of them, LOL - Ed]"

Is the downvote for WM or Yammer? I'd love to know. I was a big fan of WM and only switched when my 950XL died. Yammer comes as part of O365 and I have no idea why I'd want it.

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Re: RE "Microsoft’s advice for effected users [both of them, LOL - Ed]"

2 users of Windows Mobile? That's 2 more than use Yammer.

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Re: win10

>>> Pretty sure Google haven't, they are in compliance with their privacy policy Got anything to back that up?

Yep - there was a bug in the way Apple enforced privacy in Safari. Google used it to track people who had specifically said that they didn't want to be tracked.

Other than that, most websites have a google tracker watching you. I don't remember giving my permission. Might not be illegal, but should be.

SAP 404s sap.com blog post that said it's fallen behind on SaaS subs

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Holmes

What's the problem?

Not sure why SAP are so bothered - seems like a very well written, well reasoned document.

Are we sure it wasn't HCL that pulled it as it doesn't agree with their official position?

Capita reports pre-tax LOSS of £515m for 2017

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WTF?

Due diligence

If any government department takes out a new contract with Capita, surely it means that due diligence has not been done.

I'm sure they're all still queuing up though.

BBC extends Capita Audience Services contract to 25 years

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Re: Ah no wonder Capita's bloody Sales People havent got back to us

Not sure of your details, but what did you expect and why haven't you found a new supplier?

What Israel's crack majority-women Unit 8200 hackers can teach tech about diversity

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Re: Conscription ?

They're in Israel ffs - what do you think their racial/religions diversity is going to look like?

NHS given a lashing for lack of action plan one year since WannaCry

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Re: Kick me whilst I'm down

Imagine how bad this would have been if there had been enough money to make the NHS fully digital?

Sounds like a really good argument for paper records and disconnected machines.

Scissors cut paper. Paper wraps rock. Lab-made enzyme eats plastic

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Joke

PET

Really childish, but french for fart.

I remember visiting a french winery with a couple of french salemen. They struggled to keep a straight face while the owner was talking about the advantages of their new PET bottles.

Windows 10 Spring Creators Update team explains the hold-up: You little BSOD!

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Re: If anyone knows of any other solutions, please reply.

Android? Is that on account of not receiving any updates after the first 12 months?

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Re: broadly akin to open-source software?

The other problem is that people don't use it on their main work PC. That means that compatibility problems are missed as most people are just dabbling.

SAP okays Java EE being Eclipsed, six months after Oracle's announcement

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>> SAP’s not wedded to Java forever

As a SAP BI Partner, I can't see any way that SAP could remove Java without a complete rewrite of 90% of their product line. Yes, it could happen, but not any time soon.

Boring as she goes at Sage? Oh no, no, no! Shares slide as sales slip below forecasts

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Re: Maybe ...

Are there any that handle filing VAT electronically (soon to be a legal requirement). How about the rest of the shitty tax laws on the way. The government appear to be forcing us all into cloud account packages.

I'm hanging on to my local install of QuickBooks for as long as possible. Then I'll probably just retire.

Aw, all grown up: Mozilla moves WebAssembly into sparsely furnished Studio apartment

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Re: May be a real step towards better web applications, fingers crossed

Or a step back to the bad old days of ActiveX.

Time will tell.

Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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Don't they have barbers/hairdressers in the first class lounge? Makes much more sense as you can use the time waiting to get a haircut, then freshen up on landing with a free shower.

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Stop

"posh" stuff in Business & First Class was wasted on me.

What's wrong with free food and drink?

All the king's horses and all the king's men could probably put Huawei's P20 Pro together again

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the fragile glass backplate is present only for aesthetic purposes.

Nope, it's there for the sale of expensive insurance and replacement phones.

Company insiders behind 1 in 4 data breaches – study

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Re: Comparison

Must admit, if I'd had to guess a percentage, would have been way more than 25% for data breaches

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Re: Well of course...

Um, like having the company details of my customers so that I can send them an invoice?

There's more to data collection than marketing crap from Facebook et al.

Spring is all about new beginnings, but it could already be lights out for Windows' Fluent Design

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Re: "Reveal" UI elements?

I'd just like the scroll bars to stop disappearing.

How machine-learning code turns a mirror on its sexist, racist masters

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Re: Mathematical modelling of sterotypes?

We seem to be making the assumption that today's beliefs are absolutely correct. How did we become so effing arrogant?

Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley

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Re: Which Which?

I briefly took out a subscription a few years ago. Dreadful - just constant shallow reviews of latest washing machines, dishwashers, irons and mobile phones. Only interesting bit was reading the comments under the reviews of how bad the item being reviewed had proven to be.

There are more reliable reviews on Amazon and I'm sure someone will be along shortly to recommend something else.

That said, there legal department are supposed to be good if you do need assistance. The subscription could be seen as just extra insurance.

Cloudflare touts privacy-friendly 1.1.1.1 public DNS service. Hmm, let's take a closer look at that

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Re: Still no go

I've been using OpenDNS for years, mostly to block some of the web's nastiest stuff. It's now owned by Cisco, so potentially looking for an alternative as their privacy policy doesn't even mention DNS, just lots of legalese.

I've a VM on Azure running a website, so easy enough to add DNS on there. Not my thing though - surely that would still need to resolve addresses from somewhere? Anyone care to point me towards an 'idiots guide'?

Apple, if you want to win in education, look at what sucks about iPads

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Windows

The irony being that the bit that Apple get so badly wrong is the only bit that Microsoft seem to be able to get right!

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Re: That's Yorkshire fucked then

Not good for birdwatchers reporting sightings of Tits and Shags either.

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

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Re: You could perhaps make it a bit progressive

We're 'in the middle of nowhere' getting 26Mb. We don't qualify for any of the cheap deals as only BT have equipment in the exchange.

I just see it as a cost associated with living somewhere nice. Same way I view the £15k I spend on a new sewage treatment plan or the extra cost of needing 2 cars. We knew before we moved here (back then it was only ISDN), you just make adjustments.

Fed up with Facebook data slurping? Firefox has a cunning plan

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Re: Isn't that what Internet Explorer is for?

@Christoph

>> Special Purposes

Are they better adapted for one handed 'browsing'?

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Isn't that what Internet Explorer is for?

I use IE for the very small amount of FaceBook stuff I use. Completely open, but nothing's going to leak to the other browsers I use.

GoDaddy told off for reeling in punters with 'misleading' prices

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Re: Maybe we should raise a petiton

Hopefully, they'd get some better cases then. Showing annual fees as monthly is standard and not really worth getting wound up about.

SAP Anywhere is gonna be absolutely nowhere: We're 'sunsetting' this service, biz tells punters

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Re: Missing a crucial data point: how many customers?

No, users are being forced on to HANA. Maybe one day, SAP will be able to explain clearly what a magic database/App Server is.

Confirmed for the chop is Lumira. Xcelsius is finally being killed off with the demise of Flash.

They've started adding new stuff to Crystal Reports, so maybe the pointless 'Crystal Reports for Enterprise' will be chopped too.

I'd also place money on the following being chopped (kudos is you know what they all do):

SAP IQ (overlap with HANA)

SAP Adaptive Server Platform (wtf is it?)

SAP Data Integrator (way too expensive)

SAP Powerdesigner

SAP SQL Anywhere

SAP ASE

SAP Mobile Platform Developer

SAP Predictive Analytics (outside bet, but I'd expect this to head cloudwards).

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Re: "SQL Anywhere - another product that nobody can see the point of."

>>Having used it extensively 20 years ago

Has it changed much in the last 20 years, or is it just another forgotten product on SAP's list?

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Run Simple?

Hopefully, SAP will realise that if they want to sell to small businesses, they need small resellers. At the moment, you need to be a full Partner to sell any of their cloud stuff. As a small reseller, we're feeling left out. As SAP are obviously focussing more and more of their offering to Cloud only, I'm starting to work with more open source stuff.

In fact, when I saw the headline, I thought this was about SAP SQL Anywhere - another product that nobody can see the point of. If you want a basic to mid-level database there is no shortage of open source offerings.

How many more of these cloud offerings will be pulled before folk realise that putting your accounts information into a cloud service is a really dumb idea?

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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The Swiss are in it

http://galileognss.eu/switzerland-joins-galileo/

No reason the UK needs to leave. Just more petty politics.

Slap visibility beacons on bikes so they can chat to auto autos, says trade body

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Re: Yeah... Right

If there's no yellow line, there's no reason not to park in the cycle lane. It's no different to parking on the left of a regular road.

The problem is placing the cycle lane to the left of vehicles and then telling cyclists they have some form of right of way. I used to cycle in London daily before cycle lanes existed. There was no choice but to be aware of everything around you. Much safer IMHO.

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Re: Yeah... Right

Tricky one to call.

Bike lanes have made cyclist believe it's safe to pass a car on the left - it's not!

Next beacons will make cyclists think that cars won't hit them.

Sorry, but you need to think of your safety as your responsibility. If you overtake a truck on the inside, you're going to die.

Your code is RUBBISH, says GitHub. Good thing we're here to save you

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Hello World

I guess the tutorial excercise has a vulnerability?

Breaking up is hard to do: Airbus, new bae Google and clinging on to Microsoft's 'solutions'

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Re: La-La-Land

The quotes sound like they're selling this much too hard internally. More Google Cool Aid, or next-job-itis?

Linux Foundation backs new ‘ACRN’ hypervisor for embedded and IoT

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Re: Fractal?

No, you switch on the radio and all the lights go out.

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Re: Intel? Embedded?

I'm not sure we'd ever know that there was only one computer.

I'm even more sure that most drivers won't understand why they should care.

FFS they have integrated twitter feeds to distract you while driving.

18.04 beta is as good a time as any to see which Ubuntu flavour tickles your Budgie, MATE

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Re: Maybe...

Sorry.

I bought a Nokia just before Nokia collapsed.

I bought a Windows 6 phone...

I bought a Blackberry...

I bought a Lumia 1020...

I bought a Lumia 950XL...

I've just started using Linux for a development environment.

Now it's doomed. I'm really sorry.

Airbus ditches Microsoft, flies off to Google

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99% of business users won't max out the capabilities

Maybe not, but there's a very good chance they'll be reviewing documents that needs full Office.

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WTF?

Drank the Google Kool aid

18 months of disruption just to change how you do email and create documents? I'd love to see the ROI calculations, or is someone just thinking about their next job?

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Re: Dates

MM/DD make much more sense than DD/MM (painful for a Brit to say). It has the most significant digits at the left. We don't do time as mm:hh do we?

Putting the year after the day is the barking mad bit, should be YY/MM/DD or YYYY/MM/DD if you're being pedantic.

IBM thinks Notes and Domino can rise again

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Return of GroupWise?

Edit:

OMG

https://www.microfocus.com/products/groupwise/

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Re: Or as they say in London...

What's the average distance between underground stops? Few hundred metres? This new 'bus' is supposed to be travelling at 150mph. That's impressive acceleration!

Mine's the coat smeared after accelerating to 150 mph over 200 metres.

UK digi minister Hancock suggests Facebook and pals give your kids a time-out

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Re: Hmmm.

I wonder where Gillick Competency comes into this? Roughly speaking, if a child appears to be mature enough to make their own decisions, then they must be allowed to.

Dumb idea, big headache if loads of children learn about it: https://www.nspcc.org.uk/preventing-abuse/child-protection-system/legal-definition-child-rights-law/gillick-competency-fraser-guidelines/