* Posts by AMBxx

2716 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jan 2014

Doctor, doctor! My NHS Patient Access app has gone TITSUP*

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Re: NHS Digital is a failure magnet

>>> I would pare back NHS Digital to some architecture people, and outsource all the work to some dynamic organisations who have some concept that speed and competence are desirable traits.

Careful, those with budget control will translate that to Capita.

The glorious uncertainty: Backup world is having a GDPR moment

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You're assuming the log of those to be deleted has also been backed up.

Mirror mirror on sea wall, spot those airships, make Kaiser bawl

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Re: It was....

Don't forget, the technology they were working with then was at a totall different scale to today's. You're not going to create an Intel CPU on your kitchen table. Must have been a great time to own a shed though.

VMware declares energy-guzzling blockchains 'immoral'

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Bingo

He got all the latest fads in one speech.

Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

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Re: 'Nuff Said

You beat me to it. Shame he didn't start with that.

As ever, small market share disguised by using growth figures.

If this were a Wikipedia article, it would be sprinkled with 'citation needed'

Spectre-protectors: If there's something strange in your CPU, who you gonna call?

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Boffin

Explain slowly please, I'm a software guy

How can a browser have any impact upon Spectre when that's a CPU bug? Surely, if an application can reach that far down the stack there's a bigger security hole in the OS to worry about?

Genuine question.

'Autopilot' Tesla crashed into our parked patrol car, say SoCal cops

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Hmm

>> they must accept a dialogue box which states that ‘Autopilot is designed for use on highways that have a center divider and clear lane markings

If the car can't find the centre divider and clear lane markings, perhaps it should refuse to allow Autopilot?

Britain mulls 'complete shutdown' of 4G net for emergency services

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Re: Still waiting

Because the EU's own is going so well:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_(satellite_navigation)#Funding_again,_governance_issues

New Windows Servers are like buses: None for ages, then two at once!

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In-place upgrade?

Not sure which is most risky, in-place upgrade of Windows Server or Exchange.

Shame SBS isn't around any more - the certain winner of things not to upgrade.

ISP popped router ports, saving customers the trouble of making themselves hackable

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Re: This is why I feel....

I have the older Fritzbox 7490. Very nice piece of kit. When an update caused a problem with just one VOIP provider, they were very responsive, took all the logs and included the solution in the next update.

From my perspective, all that's missing the ability to see which PC is using all the bandwidth. They like the idea though and are planning to add it in the future.

I just wish their central heating controllers were cheaper.

BCC is hard, OK? Quite a lot of orgs blurted your email addresses in GDPR mailouts

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Re: Doh!

It's not helped by Outlook hiding the BCC box by default. If MS have the sense to check for the word 'attached' in an email and warn about forgetting the attachment, you'd think they'd do something about 100s of to or cc addresses.

Dixons to shutter 92 UK Carphone Warehouse shops after profit warning

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I thought they'd survive on the basis of 'last man standing', but it seems their customer service is so poor, that even the absence of high street competition isn't enough to save them.

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Re: notably National Living Wage

If you pay the minimum wage you shouldn't be surprised when your staff do the minimum work.

The great wearables myth busted: Apps never, ever mattered

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Re: This was always the case.....

Worked out pretty well, brand new replacement every 4-6 months. Each faulty band refunded in full. Didn't cost me a penny in the end.

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Re: This was always the case.....

I still miss my Band 2. Never had a problem with the battery (that was the Band 1), but after the 5th one broke (yet another refund under warranty), I was no longer able to get another, so had to opt for a Samsung. Give mostly the same functionality. Only missing sensor is the UV and I'm glad to see the back of that.

I tried a Garmin and a FitBit, but had problems with notifications on the Garmin and the FitBits heart rate monitor was nonsense.

Remember that $5,000 you spent on Tesla's Autopilot and then sued when it didn't deliver? We have good news...

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Doing an Apple?

You're driving it wrong!

Welcome to your sci-fi dystopia: Sonic firewalls to crumble inaudible ad-tracking phone cookies

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Someone explain please

I thought that all the popular audio compression methods removed anything that humans couldn't hear to save bandwidth?

IPv6 growth is slowing and no one knows why. Let's see if El Reg can address what's going on

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Re: It's the same story...

To those not involved in networking it still feels like a solution looking for a problem. I have my fixed IPv4 address, the rest of you can go swing.

HMRC opens consultation to crack down on off-payroll working in private sector

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Re: 'make it fair for both parties.'

>> Do away with Limited Companies?

You're joking?! When Public Sector drones put their houses on the line for the mistakes they make, maybe I'll consider doing the same.

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I'm more concerned about getting caught in the cross-fire. My work is about as far outside IR35 as it's possible to be - mutiple customers every month, flexible working arrangements, most of my customers haven't even met me, no direction or control etc etc.

However, given the odd letters I received from my public sector customers when the new laws were introduced, I'm concerned about how some companies may clamp down completely on external consultants like me 'just to be on the safe side'.

I agree that 'something' needs to be done, it's just that everything HMRC see to do is too heavy-handed.

People like convenience more than privacy – so no, blockchain will not 'decentralise the web'

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Re: Historic revisionism

Yahoo! was important back then too. Not so much a search engine as a hand-maintained directory.

These youngsters should get their history right.

I seem to recall Compuserve being a parallel system with no Internet access. That was added relatively late when they became little more than a dial-up ISP.

Surface Hub 2: Microsoft's pricey whiteboard gets a sequel

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Re: They're good... but...

World cup?

Google shoots Chrome 66's silencer after developer backlash

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Re: My browser already has this feature

Sound on my laptop is always turned off too. Main PC works through a HiFi Amp that's turned off unless I want to hear something.

Crazy world we live in.

Peak smartphone? Phone fatigue hits Western Europe hard

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Re: I don't live in western Europe

>>> won't be with anything on the market or likely to be on the market in the foreseeable future.

I'm waiting for the next Windows phone too!

UK.gov expects auto auto software updates won't involve users

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Re: Oh this will be fun....

Worse than that, they can't even write the security software properly. Look at the problems with keyless entry.

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Re: bricklaying

Most cars (all?) have either red or amber warning lights to notify the driver of problems. If it's red, you stop immediately. If amber, you follow some form of guidance. Would be easy enough for the software updates to have a warning light. Easy enough to prove a car has been notified of a critical update, just need to light an amber light to tell the driver to update next time they stop. Perhaps a graded system of how long they are allowed to drive until the light turns red.

Another road-related icon --------->

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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Re: but just like vi you know that notepad and wordpad will always be there.

I'd have hoped MS had better things to worry about than a trivial text editor for which there are an infinite number of free, better alternatives.

UK's Royal Navy buys £13m mine-blasting robot boat

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Re: Where do we vote for the name?

Upvote for Fred Dibnah.

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Where do we vote for the name?

Isn't this a new tradition? MineyMcMinesweeper

Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling)

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Paris Hilton

Re: WTF?

Wouldn't it be great to do an equivalent spoof with outrageously sexist women stereotypes. Perhaps linked to skirt length or neckline?

Microsoft vows to bridge phones to PCs, and this time it means it. Honest.

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Um

I use Onedrive for files - they're available across all devices.

I use VOIP for calls and can answer on mobile. If I had a need for phone calls on my PC, I could find a softphone easy enough.

Adobe, 'hyper personalisation' and your privacy

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Joke

demotionalise

WTF does demotionalise mean? You sell experiences don't you?

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Re: "People are buying experiences, not products"

Sadly, I upgraded Photoshop Elements. Now wtf are my layers? Dumbed down so much I might as well use MS Photos to edit my pictures.

Arista: Sales up, profit up, share price down

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Re: Shares down?

No, it just means expectations have dropped.

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Re: Shares down?

Share prices will go down with good results if the results were less good that expected.

Sir Clive Sinclair dragged into ZX Spectrum reboot battle

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Angel

Answer me this

Why is there no crowd funding thing for a new Sinclair C5?

Twitter signs for Google cloud at list price of about $10m a month

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Password storage

Is this so they can store unencrypted passwords in the cloud?

Whoa, Gartner drops a truth bomb: Blockchain is overhyped and top IT bods don't want it

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Re: XML

I think I worked with the same Program Manager at some point. Our data was in a regular SQL database, but had to be converted to XML for transport to a reporting solution that then had to convert it back to a regular result set.

I've got way too much cash, thinks Jeff Bezos. Hmmm, pay more tax? Pay staff more? Nah, let's just go into space

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Re: Compare Bezos to Reinhold Würth

Those nasty capitalist like Joseph Rowntree who paid his workers well and built great houses in York.

Then there's the beautiful town of Bournville. Plus Port Sunlight (named after the soap). etc etc

You need to learn more facts and read less propaganda.

Apple and The Notched One: It can't hide the X-sized iPhone let-down

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Re: Grew revenue...

When there's an article about Android phones, he probably rants about how crap and insecure the OS is.

I just miss my Windows phone (don't want walled garden, don't like my current Android, don't seem to have any other options). The market really needs some serious competition, but MS blew it.

Javid's in, Rudd's out: UK Home Sec quits over immigration targets scandal

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Re: Diversity in action ...

You need to check your facts. We import gas from all over, very littel from Russia. It's the rest of Europe that has a gas problem.

NetHack to drop support for floppy disks, Amiga, 16-bit DOS and OS/2

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Re: Bastards

Not such a good start:

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/ \

/ REST \

/ IN \

/ PEACE \

/ \

| XX|

| 79 Au |

| killed by a |

| jackal |

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| 2018 |

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_________)/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\/|_)_______

Goodbye XX the Ranger...

You died in The Dungeons of Doom on dungeon level 2 with 162 points,

and 79 pieces of gold, after 731 moves.

You were level 1 with a maximum of 15 hit points when you died.

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Coat

Bastards

Downloaded for first time this morning. Now I'm hooked.

So many commands though!

Eurocrats double down on .eu Brexit boot-out

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Or they realised that very few of them are actually being used rather than just being registered to stop squatters.

Even EU fanbois at the BBC have a redirect to co.uk.

Springwatch: Windows 10 spotters May have to wait a few more weeks

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WTF?

So the change from Win 7 to Mint was less than the change from Win 7 to Win 10?

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Mushroom

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No doubt you also complained when dragged from XP to Windows 7.

Stuff changes, get over it.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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None of the arrivals before about 1962 had papers any way - they came later. They weren't immigrants as such either. As residents in the British Empire, they had a right to settle in any other part of the Empire.

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And

'Must expel these people because the home office say so'

Bargain-happy Brits snub big four mobile network operators

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A lot of this is down to expectations. For my 'emergency' mobile and car tracker, I use GiffGaff. £10 credit lasts a couple of years. I rarely use either, so am happy with the service I receive.

My business mobile is through O2. I hated O2's customer service, so now work through a reseller - they're great. IF there's a problem though, I get shouty as I'm expecting good service on an important service.

Windows 10 Springwatch: See the majestic Microsoft in its natural habitat, fixing stuff the last patch broke

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Re: In the old days

It doesn't seem that long ago that introducing IIS as a very insecure update made MS decide to only introduce new features in new releases. Life was so much simpler after that.

I guess the Windows 10 folk are too young to remember.