* Posts by AMBxx

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Flying to Mars will be so rad, dude: Year-long trip may dump 60% lifetime dose of radiation on you

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Joke

Neo-colonialism? Surely the martians were already there?

Microsoft tries a thinking cap on its cloud – voila, Dynamics 365 gets AI!

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Last thing CRM needs is more stuff

As a MS Partner, we get CRM as part of Action Pack. Too slow, too complex, too much. Now switching to cheapo CapsuleCRM. Will have to pay, but does what we need.

Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax'

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Um, digital signatures for the last 20 years?

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Re: Easy for internal

And who confirms receipt? How do you know there's paper? what happens when they move the printer?

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Re: Dangerous

Most hospitals won't even confirm receipt of a fax. If you're trying to refer a patient, that's dangerous.

Fax machines are kept in unmonitored rooms - that's dangerous.

Fax machine numbers change without notice - that's dangerous.

Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos

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Re: Definition of fake news

When will politicians learn that insulting people who voted for your opponent isn't the way to change minds.

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It also says a lot about the alternative and how desperate some people were.

Apple in XS new sensation: Latest iPhone carries XS-sive price tag

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Re: Emergency call

And don't forget, if it's been a long day, the battery's flat so it can't call any body.

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Re: redefining what a watch can do for you

>> Can I use it to tell the time?

Only for the first 18 hours apparently.

GPS reduces that to a mere 6 hours. Not unusual for me to use GPS for best part of 8 hours when hiking, think I'll stick to my trusty Samsung and Garmin.

It's here! Qualcomm's new watch chip is finally here! Oh, uh, never mind

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Nobody cares

Android watch wear whatever is a horrid mess. It's the Windows Phone of watches. Should be taken round the back and shot.

x86 marks the spot: Dell reports upswing, keeps mum on going public

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Refusing to comment

If they're about to go public, wouldn't it be illegal to tell anyone until the official announcement? Just guessing.

Cloudera and MongoDB execs: Time is running out for legacy vendors

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Re: Strongly beholden to the millenial vibe

I did a job where we had to convert the SQL result to XML for transport, then back again to a usable result set. Effing stupid idea foisted on me by a CV stuffing project manager.

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Re: The SQL Empire Strikes Back

I spend most of my life querying SQL databases. I can't remember the last time anything new went to Oracle. If the database is application specific, it's normally MS SQL. If it's not, then it's MySQL or PostgreSQL depending upon the age of the application. I get the feeling that there's less MySQL these day too, possibly due to the Oracle ownership.

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Re: Christine Keeler moment?

Yes, remember now. It was the image of the chair that distracted me

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Christine Keeler moment?

They would say that wouldn't they.

Canny Brits are nuking the phone bundle

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Re: What a rubbish survey

It could also have been worded '2/3 of SIM only customers plan to change to a bundle', which would make bundles look really popular.

Like you say - crap stats.

UK-based Veritas appliance support is being killed off

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FTFY

New teams in theUSA and India to handle customer cases

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

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>> I do not need DropBox Plus, nor OneDrive.

Then don't buy it!

I use Office 365 extensively with OneDrive as part of MS Partner Pack. If I had to leave the Partner Program and drop back to a personal licence, I certainly would. Just a pain you can't increase the storage beyond 1TB.

This stuff isn't difficult. If you want it, buy it. If you don't, buy something else. Just stop shouting about your preference as if it's the only valid choice for everyone.

Hello 'WOS': Windows on Arm now has a price

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Re: "Now all Intel can do is watch from the sidelines"

ARM From China? I think you meant Japan. I'm pretty sure Softbank would sell if the price was right.

No need to code your webpage yourself, says Microsoft – draw it and our AI will do the rest

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Re: The return of front page

Can we have the scrolling, animated text back?

A decade on, Apple and Google's 30% app store cut looks pretty cheesy

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Re: But we're taking about games here

Perhaps a better comparison would be the margins in retail stores?

Or for software sold through distribution?

Gross margins in both cases are normally higher than 30% even with the amount of competition on the high street.

ZX Spectrum reboot scandal: Directors quit, new sack effort started

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Legal expenses

Lots of people have successfully paid for legal expenses through crowd funding...

UK getting ready to go it alone on Galileo

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Re: Is their hardware history better or worse than their software history?

Oddly, if you look at our history BEFORE we joined the EEC, it was a lot better. Jump Jet, Hovercraft, transistor etc etc.

Going forward, nobody can really know, but it's up to the likes of us.

Android data slurping measured and monitored

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Re: RE: tiggity

Identifies it from your preferred porn sites.

A third of London boroughs 'fess to running unsupported server software

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You'll probably find that a lot of these outdated versions of Windows are being used because they're running really old software that can't be upgraded and isn't compatible with more recent versions.

Think of all the software companies that used to exist (plus contractors) in 2000-2005. Some of that software will still be important and can't be replaced wihtout significant cost.

It liiives! Sorta. Gentle azure glow of Windows XP clocked in Tesco's self-checkouts, no less

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Local Optician

The big machines that measure the pressure in your eyes (Henson) used to use BBC Micro to do the work. I know there were still some around 15 years ago. I'm sure there are still some doing a good job now. Can tell from the distinctive two tone startup tone.

That said, they're not Internet connected, so perfectly safe.

It may be poor man's Photoshop, but GIMP casts a Long Shadow with latest update

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Re: Forget the geeky stuff, sort out the user experience.

Often seems to be the problem with open source - everyone wants to do new cool stuff. That means you end up with a horrid UI and a product suitable for the most technical users. VLC has the same problem - I just want a big pause/play button.

I'd been using Photoshop Elements for years, updating last year to the latest release. It's now been dumbed down so much that I might as well edit picture is MS Paint. I downloaded GIMP, but it's all so complicated and awkward. Even duplicating a small part of an image is painful.

I miss Paintshop Pro.

Microsoft takes another whack at killing off Windows Phone 8.x

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Re: Why would you buy a phone from Microsoft ever again?

Sad really. When I bought a Lumia 520, the big argument was whether Blackberry or Microsoft would be the 3rd OS for phones. Turns out the answer was neither and we're stuck with just Apple and Google (plus assorted minor bits).

Gartner's Great Vanishing: Some of 2017's emerging techs just disappeared

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Re: BS Bingo

It's all just a night down the pub

EU wants one phone plug to rule them all. But we've got a better idea.

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Re: Be much more interested in...

I quite like Microsoft's approach on the new Surface Go. It has their proprietary magnetic charger plus the option for USB C. Seems like a good compromise, but presumably adds a few quid. Wouldn't work on a phone either, but MS probably don't care any more!

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EU Standard plug

SCART anyone?

Patch Tuesday heats up with pair of exploited zero-days squashed – plus 58 other vulns fixed

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Re: Incomprehensible

Given the events in Italy, that's a really bad analogy.

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Re: 70 updates with no restart?! What magic is this?

My windows 10 PC wants to restart.

Samsung Galaxy Note 9: A steep price to pay

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Is the little hole back?

If we're going to have a stylus, are we also going to get the little hole to reset the phone rather than remembering some combination of buttons.

I still miss my 02 XDA running Windows 6.

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>>>A lot of couriers don't have a stylus when they want you to sign their machine

That's because they've lost it. Same thing will happen to the stylus that comes with the Note.

IPv6: It's only NAT-ural that network nerds are dragging their feet...

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Have the businesses forgotten that the Internet was created by academics

Don't let the US military hear you talk like that. ARPANET.

Get drinking! Abstinence just as bad for you as getting bladdered

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Re: Is correlation causation....?

Interesting chart in The Times this morning. Units of alcohol went up to 70 per week. No wonder civil servants get so little done!

Oooooh! Fashion! Yes, 1m-plus accounts on clothes, trinket websites exposed by lax security

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Re: I think...

It's to send you a voucher on your birthday. As far as Google and any other nosy site is concerned, I was born in 1899.

I get some very odd emails.

Need a grumpy old man icon...

Think tank calls for post-Brexit national ID cards: The kids have phones so what's the difference?

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Re: ...citing the Windrush scandal as justification.

Surely it would have just led to the earlier expulsion of lots of people?

Do Optane's prospects look DIMM? Chip chap has questions for Intel

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Re: i've been waiting for this since the first experimental Dimm loaded scsi SSDs

>> BSODs gonna be a pain though.

We could have a little hole on the side of the device to poke a small pen into. Naturally, the first product will be from Apple who will claim to have invented the idea.

Official: The shape of the smartphone is changing forever

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Re: Wouldn't it be nice ..

Sounds like you're describing my Lumia 520. The right size, micro SD, head phone jack, flat back, good shape to hold, removable battery.

Every so often, I take it out of the drawer to recharge and think about what might have been if MS hadn't completely screwed things up.

Microsoft's 'room-scale' Ginormonitor probably not as big as a room

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Surface hub

I had a play with a Surface Hub at a customer site a few months back. Nice piece of kit, but £20k?

Wearable hybrids prove the bloated smartwatch is one of Silly Valley's biggest mistakes

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Can't you just send the wife out to do the shopping?!

All my best

Sid the sexist.

Samsung’s new phone-as-desktop is slick, fast and ready for splash-down ... somewhere

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Re: Shed computer

Problem with older monitors is they don't tend to have HMDI.

I had a Lumia 950 XL - did the same as DEX, but with Windows Phone. I have the unopened converter box (freebie) in a cupboard. Always seemed like a good idea except for the lack of support for anything other then HDMI.

Hopeless as a portable solution too - by the time you carried all the necessary cables, it was easier to just carry a small laptop.

Skype Classic headed for the chopping block on September 1

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I appear to be on version 12, but as I never use it, no reason I should understand wtf is going on.

Surely all this is going to get binned now MS Teams is free? I'm sure they could hack a consumer version out of Teams.

Azure certifications are awful, Microsoft admits, so it has made new ones

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Re: Not just Azure

I sort of half agree. I'd like to be able to get the powershell script from a ui - so when creating a new user, I have the option to spit out the script to use next time. You can do it in SQL Server, not sure why you can't in the Windows UI.

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Re: Certifications, pah !

Depends upon the level of certification. Yes, for higher level stuff, but for most of these exams, there's no need for much more than multiple choice to prove familiarity with the material and concepts.

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Not just Azure

Years ago, I had to become MS certified. Had a choice of anything SQL or Windows Server related. I took the Windows 2000 course. The exam was trivial, but the content covered was an excellent foundation course on general OS stuff - networks, RAID etc. It's all come in really useful over the years.

Last year, I looked at finally updating to Windows Server 2016. Massive text book containing nothing more than vast quantities of Powershell commands to be memorised. Unless you're doing nothing but windows admin all day every day, you don't use this stuff often enough for it to be useful.

Apple gives MacBook Pro keyboard rubber pants

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McDonalds?

Am I the only one who had an image of those plastic overlays you see (used to see?) in fast food places?

It walks, it talks, it falls over a bit. Windows 10 is three years old

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Re: Windows 8

No hotpoints = no way to do anything!