* Posts by AMBxx

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£250m fund for NHS artificial intelligence laboratory slammed as tech for tech's sake

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Wish they'd stop arguing

If we get bogged down in the argument of 'need more nurses and doctors' we'll never improve how the NHS operates.

The problems are demographic, not political.

Hey dudes, we need to start living together in Harmony: Huawei puffs up new distributed OS

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Re: Yeah but, no but...

Only app you need in China is WeChat.

I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

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Re: Too bad it took a collision

>>> that's one mistake they'll not make again for long while

At least until the next project...

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Affordance was no longer considered important once the web designers started doing clever UI tricks.

Visibility went out with the arrival of Windows 8.

Feedback went with the arrival of touch screens.

I just want big buttons.

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Touch screens

Can we ban them in cars too? Touch screens have no proper feedback so dreadful UI if you're trying to do something else (drive a car) at the same time.

1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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Re: Yes please

Biggest problem is backups and keeping onedrive all nicely in sync.

I've just uploaded nearly 3TB of ISO files. Took over 2 years!! Finished today.

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Yes please

It wasn't long ago that 2Mb was some future dream. Even then, with 56K modems there were questions about what we'd be doing with it.

I ahve 25Mb down, but only 1Mb up. That's a real pain seeing as I work from home.

More Linux than Windows: El Reg takes Docker Desktop for WSL 2 preview out for a spin

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Re: Oil & Water

I have the scars from managing Novell Netware. Windows was much easier and provided a far wider range of functionality. Just a shame it still a poorer file server than a product from 25 years ago.

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Oil & Water

I've said it before - why all this insistence on being able to mix conflicting operating systems. Just makes it a nightmare to find the relevant documentation. MS need to have some confidence in their own products rather than just confusing everyone.

Windows became dominant because it was easy to use rather than being the best. Now, they're making it more difficult to use but not making it any better - go figure.

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Re: Tin foil helmet

All those companies making lined wallets to protect credit cards will soon be expanding to make lined hats.

Side-splitting bulging batts, borked Wi-Fi... So, how's that Surface slab working out for you?

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Re: They suffer from keyboard problems too

I'm still pleased with my SP4. I just wish MS would do some more testing on their software updates. I seem to alternate between Wifi and Hello having problems after each update.

But I did only pay £500 for a £1500 device (MS demo machine, no checks at distributor for eligibility)

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Not a bad swap

If someone offered to take my old Surface 3 and Surface 3 Pro in exchange for a SP 6, I'd take their hand off.

Microsoft hikes cost of licensing its software on rival public clouds, introduces Azure 'Dedicated' Hosts

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When will they learn?

Making this stuff difficult to understand just increases the likelihood that people will put the effort into open source.

New UK Home Sec invokes infosec nerd rage by calling for an end to end-to-end encryption

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She's only been there for 10 minutes. There's a civil servant somewhere who hands the same file to every new home secretary.

Meet ELIoT – the EU project that wants to commercialize Internet-over-lightbulb

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Re: IrDA

You could avoid the need for new light fittings if all the bulbs contained a wifi receiver - they could just flicker in one direction and wifi in the other.

Then again, you could just use wifi and forget all about this!

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Re: 'Unlightly' to happen.

Somebody's shadow probably counts os interference too.

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Same as happens when 2 people on the same piece of wire want to use the internet at the same time.

Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

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Re: RTFM

In the UK, once they're trapped, it's illegal to release them as they're vermin. Big problem with townies catching them to release them in the countryside - last thing our chickens need is bunch of foxes that aren't scared by the presence of people.

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My air rifle does a good job. Won't kill them (can't get close enough), but deters them well enough.

Other alternatives: creosote (or equivalent) sprayed around outside of garden.

Get some alpacas - our 3 will chase anything out. Might be a bit crowded in your average townie garden though.

El Reg sits down to code with .NET for Linux and MySQL, hitting some bumps along the way

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Oil & Water

Whenever I try and mix Windows and Open Source, I hit the brickwall of conflicting documentation or lots of help for the wrong OS.

Just been through the pain of configuring Wordpress on Windows server. Now moving it all over to Linux - server's half the size but still faster.

MS need to have confidence in their own stuff and stop being distracted.

Lancaster Uni data breach hits at least 12,500 wannabe students

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Re: umm what?

More a case of 'where are all the foreigners'? I do a lot of work with University data. You'd normally expect closer to 40% non-UK. Lower for the 'old' universities. Much higher for the ex-polys.

It's 2019 and you can still pwn an iPhone with a website: Apple patches up iOS, Mac bugs in July security hole dump

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Re: Who’s worse?

All that's really changed over the last 10-15 years is that Apple is now a big enough target to take the trouble to attack.

Just add water: Efficient Energy’s HFC-free chillers arrive in the UK

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Re: What is the efficiency ?

Your missing the point - this was a promotional article. Little more than a cut and paste from the UK sellers' press release.

BT staffers fear new mums could be hit disproportionately by car allowance change

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I agree with your sentiments, but the car allowance is typically going to be used to pay to own a car. Just because you're on maternity doesn't mean you no longer have to pay your car loan.

Dutch cops collar fella accused of crafting and flogging Office macro nasties to cyber-crooks

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Re: Meanwhile

I guess it's all my fault then

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Meanwhile

Every time I'm forced to write a macro for a customer, I have to give very explicit instructions on how to enable macros or nothing works.

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Explain this to me, please

I'm just a humble part time C# dev (most of my work is BI). Surely the compiler could be fixed to prevent unsafe stuff getting out the door?

Oh look. Vodafone has extended its ultrafast 5G network to deliver... Wi-Fi?

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Am I missing something?

Is this any different to just using your phone as a wifi access point?

Google's Go team decides not to give it a try

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Joke

On error GOTO

Need a specification for a spoof language - GOTO, GOSUB, case sensitive for confusion, loosely typed like Javascript. Strings half objects, half not.

Bulb smart meters in England wake up from comas miraculously speaking fluent Welsh

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Re: "unhelpful even for many residents of Wales"

A more interesting statistic would be the number unable to speak English. Somewhere around 0%, so why bother with all the cost of translating everything?

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Re: Ydych chi wedi ceisio ei ddiffodd unwaith eto? Obviously English...

Now the Z, J & X keys on your Mac's keyboard have broken, you're forced to type in Welsh?

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Re: English native speaker here.

I was forced to learn Welsh at school. To this day I can't believe the time I wasted on an unwanted language.

Great for singing that's about it. If people feel so strongly about the culture of a language, they can learn it in their own time.

Microsoft tells resellers: 'We listened to you, and we have acted' (PS: Plz keep making us money)

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Re: So...

YMMV, but for me:

5 users O365 E3 with 5TB storage for each account

10 Windows 10 upgrade licences

bunch of Windows Server licences (I don't really understand the licensing of Server)

SQL Std (only 2 cores, ok for internal which is the intention)

$100 per month Azure credit (worth it just for that IMHO)

Then also:

Exchange licence

Bunch of stuff I don't use

Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away: Partner boss explains yanking of free licences

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Re: Gartner et al

>> Microsoft staffers complaining that MPN members do not engage with Microsoft,

How do we engage with MS then? By the time I've filled in one set of 'engagement' forms, they rename the process and release new documentation. There's a limit to the number of times I'm going to complete forms for them.

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Re: Shows the decline in their thinking

After the first release of XP, MS changed a lot of their internal workings and went for a security first mindset. Post SP1, XP was close to being a new release and it was very stable.

With the old 95/98 etc, a lot of the problem was being built on top of DOS. It was doing stuff it wasn't designed to do.

I think a bigger problem, in general terms, is that it's so much easier to patch software now. In the past, to release a service pack involved a lot of cost and distributing all those cover CDs. Now we can download a monthly patch to (hopefully) fix any problems. It's so easy that it's removed much of the incentive to test software.

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Re: I will admit

A lot of the affected people aren't resellers. I'm a one man band. I don't resell any MS software, but I do provide services to customers who spend lots on MS. Part of the idea of Action Pack was to get the likes of me to be familiar with the MS software stack.

First technet subs went, now Action Pack is being restricted. I can't qualify for any of the programmes as they all need 2+ people to be qualified in some way.

Will you be inspired by Inspire? If Microsoft's Slack-for-suits Teams is your cup of tea, perhaps

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Active users?

I'm logged into Teams automatically when I start my PC. Used it once so far, just too much of a pain to 'start now', so I use alternatives.

Does that make me an active user?

Microsoft middlemen rebel against removal of free software licences

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Re: Still miss my TechNet...

I normally get annoyed with all the Linux references. This time MS are really hurting small resellers. Guess I'll be running more Linux in the future too.

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Re: Breathes a sigh of relief

BUGGER

Not sure what happens to my Office 365 subscription. May need to switch to Zoho or something. Have nearly 3TB in Onedrive. I guess that goes too.

Should still be worth it for the $100 per month of Azure credit.

Bastards.

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Breathes a sigh of relief

From MS:

Product license use rights will be updated to be used for business development scenarios such as demonstration purposes, solution/services development purposes, and internal training.

That covers me for at least 90%. Rest I can switch to free MS or open source alternatives. I went through the pain of Dynamics CRM - so slow, I'd rather pay for something else.

As HMRC's quarterly deadline for online VAT filing looms, biz dogged by 'technical difficulties'

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I'm not sure it was even tested!

I registered after my March VAT return. Turns out that if you register before your VAT payment has been take, the money just isn't taken - HMRC can't see that the VAT is due as it's marked as paid in the old system.

I've made a manual payment, but I'm now expecting that amoun to be deducted from the first payment under the new scheme.

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Re: But apparently ...

Coincidentally, none of the big accounting vendors offer perpetual licences any more - all those nasty monthly fees.

For the time being, I'm using some weird spreadsheet to upload my VAT to MTD. Hopefully, I'll be able to retire by the time we're forced to use cloud accounting software.

Firm fat-fingered G Suite and deleted its data, so it escalated its support ticket to a lawsuit

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I use multcloud to move data between cloud accounts. At the moment, I just move stuff between personal and business OneDrive accounts, plus a little bit to DropBox. Free tier enough for me, but the paid thing is only a few pounds per month to shuttle your data all over the place. You still have to pay for the storage with MS, DropBox or Google, but it's almost as good as backup if you really don't want anything local.

Amazon: Carbon emissions from our Australian bit barns aren't for public viewing

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Re: Any laws being broken?

If your entire career is based upon forthcoming global disaster, it's not exaclty in your interests to prove it's not going to happen.

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Re: Pardon me sir.....

Naturally, the tree are all cut down with solar powered chain saws and the logs transported on solar powered trucks.

Same as wind farms are stationed on magical concrete and serviced by solar powered pickups.

Former UK PM Tony Blair urges governments to sort out online ID

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Try having a baby or a dead relative and not reporting it to the authorities.

They have a record for every one of us. The issue with ID is having to prove who you are. I certainly won't be carrying one.

Stop using that MacBook Pro RIGHT NOW, says Uncle Sam: Loyalists suffer burns, smoke inhalation and worse – those crappy keyboards

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Re: Not having a 'Plan B' is madness

I'm a freelancer. I've just had to write a business relience/continuity plan to keep a new customer happy.

I have regular, tested backups, plus no single piece of equipment that can't be swapped out in less than an hour. For power cuts, I have a generator. All data is stored in both cloud and locally.

I was pretty chuffed at how well I had unwittingly planned.

Only single point of failure is the landline needed for broadband. Even my mobile signal needs broadband as our mobile signal is too poor to use. Solution - alternative working location (my parents' house!).

DXC Technology warns techies that all travel MUST now be authorised

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Re: Back in the distant past, before I worked for HP...

I used to live within 30 minutes of Gatwick airport (south of London). In a penny-pinching move, company decided I had to fly from Luton even though an equivalent flight was available from Gatwick. It was at some ridiculously early time of day too.

Needless to say the return taxi trip to Luton soon made up the difference...

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Average of 8 hours training

When I saw that, I assumed it meant per month, not per year! Would bearly cover the intro to Azure services, no wonder they have no clue what to do.

Sputnik? No, comrade, this is Spunknik: Frozen sperm manages to survive zero-grav in this totally realistic test

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Beat me to it. Seems to me that it would make sense to take some harvested eggs along too and whatever gear you need for IVF. Still leaves the problem of the condition of the rest of the lady's plumbing until we manage to do the whole birth thing outside a human.