* Posts by AMBxx

2719 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jan 2014

McAfee to offload enterprise business for $4bn, focus on consumer security

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There's not enough popcorn in the world!

Name True, iCloud access false: Exceptional problem locks online storage account, stumps Apple customer service

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Facepalm

My name is

'; DROP TABLE Users;

The 40-Year-Old Version: ZX81's sleek plastic case shows no sign of middle-aged spread

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ZX81 option for Raspberry PI?

Does anyone sell a ZX81 style case for a PI?

Excel-lent: Microsoft debuts low-code Power Fx language... but it is not really new

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Re: Power Fx

Crossed with Lotus Notes. IT needs to quake in their boots!

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Re: why this continuous creation of new languages

VB was an excellent way to write event driven Windows applications. Always seen as inferior to C++ and C# so MS kept improving the language. That introduced complexity so VB was no longer useful as lesser devs such as myself just crossed to C'#.

IBM settles £36m Direct Line insurance platform project lawsuit, after claiming Teradata tried to usurp its spot

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WTF?

Always seems to be a case of cart before horse. The project methodology shouldn't be the lead item in the project.

SAP tells investors it plans to make €5bn RISE up into its clouds with lift and shift push

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FAIL

Life and shift

They make it sound so simple!! The reality is that HANA is such a big migration that it's a great opportunity to review the alternatives. If you're the vendor who's managed to lock-in your customers, you don't make this sort of mistake.

Retro Microlympics concludes with possible reopening dates for UK computer museums

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Re: for the add!

Well that's spoilt Elite then.

For Hungry Horace fans (Spectrum only I think), walk half way into the bell, then away again. Repeat until bored. Ringing the bell makes your score shoot up and if you don't consume the bell, it can be used as many times as you like.

Ruins a good game though.

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Elite

I reached Elite status back in the 80s. Sadly, I was too impatient and applied for the certificate when I was merely 'Deadly'. I'm sure my parents still have it somewhere!

Less said about my abilities on Revs the better. Fine on the lower skills as you could rejoin after crashing. I don't think I ever qualified at the higher levels.

HP loses attempt to deny colossal commission to star sales staffer

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Holmes

Yep - everywhere I've worked, massive payouts like this are widely advertised to encourage the rest of the sales team. £10m sale at 14% commission for one luck salesman.

Pyrrhic victory: Co-Op wins £13m from IBM over collapse of £175m Project Cobalt insurance platform contract

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FAIL

IBM

It's IBM - what did they expect?

Doctor, I think I have an HDMI: Apple starts investigating M1 Mac Mini graphics issues

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Re: Rounded corners

Fixed by wearing special Apple glasses.

Microsoft pulls the sheets off first .NET 6 preview and... it's still a mess. Native Apple Silicon support, though

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Coat

Re: The biggest indictment of cross-platform C# UI, Service Fabric

>> Is Teams was made with Electron and Kubernetes.

Sounds like a book from Philip K Dick.

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The more C# work I do, the more I appreciate the way Smalltalk forces you to do 'proper' OO. None of this muddled thinking of whether or not a String is an object (yes, Java, I'm talking to you too).

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Decisions, decisions

I do a fair bit of .Net work, but it's not my core skill. I can never decide with something new from MS whether to start learning while it's still simple and uncomplicated, or to wait to see if they bother to maintain it for more than a year or two.

Uncle Sam's Department of Justice isn't Slacking over $28bn Salesforce merger

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Re: Maybe

But why? It's not part of their core product. Do they really need the distraction?

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Given how easy it would be for Salesforce to replicate Slack for just their own application, you have to wonder why they're bothering.

LastPass to limit fans of free password manager to one device type only – computer or mobile – from next month

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Re: Rebulid?

Two factor on Bitwarden (or lastpass) works fine thanks.

Watch this space: Apple offers free repairs for the self-bricking Apple Watch SE and Series 5 wearables

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Coat

First to say:

You're wearing it wrong!

helloSystem: Pre-alpha FreeBSD project chases simplicity and elegance by taking cues from macOS

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Re: Global menu bars?

There used to be an option in Windows (possibly hardware specific) for the mouse to stop at the edge of the focussed window. Not sure if it's still possible - I've always been happy with the normal mouse movement, but I assume others like the edge stop.

Forget about an AI stealing your job, even pigs can be trained to use computers

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Long sighted

Now we need to give the pig glasses.

VMware very strongly suggests TPM for all servers in tightened vSphere security guide

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Re: technical marketing architect?

I used to be a 'Sales Engineer'. Wasn't a salesman or an engineer. Really just the techie who followed the sales team around and did a demo.

Cisco predicts sunlit uplands after COVID-19. For now, though, sales are flat

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Stop

Solarwinds

Is there any evidence that use of Cisco kit would have prevented any problems caused by Solarwinds?

Survey: Techies reckon open sourcery has better prospects than familiarity with a single vendor's cloud wares

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Sounds desperate

No longer relevant company desperately clutching at straws to validate own view of world while laying off all experienced employees.

Windows' cloudy future: That Chrome OS advantage is Google's to lose

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Re: Apples and oranges

Your opinion is far too balanced to be in a discussion about the pros and cons of MS and Google!

No ports, no borders, no hope: Xiaomi's cool but impractical all-screen concept phone

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Re: No edge is a bad design

You need to wear a glove on the hand that holds the phone. Think Michael Jackson

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Paris Hilton

Reset hole?

As someone who still missed being able to reset a device with a pointy stick, how do you reset something with no physical buttons when the OS crashes?

LibreOffice 7.1 Community released with user-interface picker, other bits and bytes

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WTF?

Re: A poor use of volunteers' time

I think creating 7 alternative user interfaces is the biggest waste of volunteers time.

Chromium cleans up its act – and daily DNS root server queries drop by 60 billion

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Re: well how about...

I think you'll find Google's public DNS is at 8.8.8.8 and knows pretty much everything. I'm surprised it ever has to go to root.

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Re: hang on

It's not that simple. If my local DNS doesn't know the answer, it doesn't just go straight to root. It goes to another level (often the ISP DNS). If that doesn't know the answer, it will look elsewhere, eventually getting to root. Any organisation that goes straight to root is being very rude.

ThinkPad T14s AMD Gen 1: Workhorse that does the business – and dares you to push that red button

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Red pointy thing

I'm always surprised that the red pointy thing never made it to 'proper' keyboards. Much easier to use than a mouse where you have to keep taking your hands off the keyboard.

Death Becomes It: Who put the Blue in the Blue Screen of Death?

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Windows

WordPerfect for DOS

Also the preferred colour scheme for WordPerfect 5.1 & 6 for DOS (the only versions I've used).

Microsoft's Extensible Storage Engine (JET Blue) source code arrives on GitHub – sadly comments not included

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Boffin

Re: to stay on the safe side ...

There was a problem when some of the Windows 2000 (or NT, memory fades) source code was leaked. There were comments along the line of 'don't know what this does, but it we take it out X stops working'

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Re: Usage ?

Must admit, first time I've ever heard of it!

I might have used it instead of sqlite if I'd know it existed though!

The Fat iPhone, 11 years on: The iPad's over a decade old and we're still not sure what it's for

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Boffin

Re: Phone for the living room

I guess you're a PM?

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Re: Phone for the living room

When they first became widespread, I would regularly see them in a corporate environment. Project Managers would carry them to meetings and make notes. Now, they're strictly for home use as we've all grown up and realised you need a proper laptop.

Microsoft's Gooseberry is a dish best served really, really cold: Progress made on silicon quantum computing

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Re: Perhaps the time is right

Seconded. Too often, this quantum stuff has the feeling of the 'don't look behind the curtain'.

SAP: Come to the cloud with us, we promise there's total accountability and lower TCO with lift-and-shift ERP package

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Getting desperate

Looks like they've got so much promo stuff left over that they're trying to raise a few €

SAP Merchandise

Cisco intros desktop switches, one with USB-C to power your laptop

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Re: NIC?

I was thinking along the same lines. Would be interesting if integrated into a docking station rather than yet another box cluttering up my desk.

BeyondCorp Enterprise: Google's Chrome-shaped approach to 'cloud-native zero trust computing'

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Looks far to easy to work around - just use a different browser.

Going, going, gone... until March: UK comms regulator delays 5G spectrum auction over pandemic logistics

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Re: Not as good as it seems.....

I'd prefer the government to give it away in return for a slice of future revenue and guaranteed coverage for the whole country.

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I'd have thought that bids are likely to be higher if the bidding companies have some certainty of future revenues from other services. Bit like not buying a new car when you're not sure you'll have a job in 6 months.

Must 'completely free' mean 'hard to install'? Newbie gripe sparks some soul-searching among Debian community

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Joke

Re: Two ways of looking at things.

Heretic

As the world turns to big names in cloud and IT to get through the pandemic, IBM still manages to shrink

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It's time for

more redundancies.

Shrinking to grow, as ever.

Back to the office with you: 'Perhaps 5 days is too much family time' – Workday CEO

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Now think about a couple with a young baby. Both working from home in a 2 bed flat. How much work can they hope to do?

So much depends upon personal circumstance that it's not possible to generalise.

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I'm not convinced that job performance of remote vs office is anything to do with personal preference.

Much more to do with the type of work. I've worked from home 100% for the last 17 years. 50:50 for the 5 years before that. It works for me as my work is mostly solitary. If I'm starting a new project and want to thrash out the details with a customer, there is no substitute for face to face.

If you're doing something creative in a team, you need to work with that team to get the blue sky stuff.

If I were 21 and just starting out, I'd make sure I was in the office every day early and working late to make sure my face was familiar to the powers that be. No way I'd believe that a Zoom call was a substitute to office networking. How would I substitute those accidental meetings that happen with people in separate teams/business areas?

SAP offers mixed preliminary results at the 'top end' of its downwardly revised outlook

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SAP's expedited shift to the cloud

It's not SAP whose shift is expedited, it's all their customers. A lot are just going elsewhere.

Hmm, software sales are down. Let's close down our Channel Sales operation so we can sell even less software!

Pirate Bay co-founder criticises Parler for its lack of resilience

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I think you'll find the white inhabitants of the US at the time were all European and would mostly have regarded themselves as being British, French etc.

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Mushroom

Re: Geeks versus Politicians

>> racism, sedition, insurrection and violence and death

The USA was founded through sedition, insurrection and violence and death against British rule.

They were pretty keen on slaves too - full house.

Flash in the pan: Raspberry Pi OS is the latest platform to carve out vulnerable tech

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Windows

ZX Printer

Any love for some really odd tech like ZX Printer for those who like their paper silver (with optional cadmium if buying from China)?