* Posts by speedbird007

32 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Dec 2013

Tech biz bosses tell El Reg a Brexit will lead to a UK Techxit

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Re: Freedom of movement.

if I could upvote more than once I would AC, but the facts are dismissed as scaremongering aren't they. Shame if we exit on a tissue of misinformation and jingoism. Still my mum was from Dublin so there is an escape route.

Boffins' 5D laser-based storage tech could keep terabytes forever

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Animal skins

Finally Parliament has a long lasting alternative to vellum for storing legislation? Think of the kids.

Free science journal library gains notoriety, lands injunctions

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Free libraries

Public libraries are financed through your council tax and are now closing at a rate of knots because the government have reduced local authorities grant funding. Some are being handed to volunteers to run which effectively become community book clubs a la Richard & Judy.

Good luck finding any non-fiction there or access to British Library loans because the trained staff have been sacked and volunteers won't have a clue what you're talking about.

400+ libraries have closed despite it being a statutory duty to provide public library services.

German Chancellor fires hydrogen plasma with the push of a button

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I give in

I give in, my head hurts. I only got O level Biology

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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Re: The 30's are calling

"Why do I get the feeling we are back in the 1930's?"

Trump apart, it's because this government intends to return us there where you paid to see a doctor and women had false teeth to save on dentist costs to their husbands. Good old days?

Steve Jobs mural highlights plight of Syrian refugees

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Banksy's mural

Coming down to earth, fantastic mural - how on earth did he do that with cans of spray paint?

Day 2: UK research network Janet still being slapped by DDoS attack

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Re: Stopped now...

Or Daesh, they really don't like education do they? There may even be women scholars affected, which they positively hate.

Vote for me, Hotspot Hillary – I'm your $250bn broadband builder-in-chief

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Re: Ah the GOP!

Reckon Thatcher has just started spinning in her grave...

Reg reader achieves bronze badge, goes directly to jail

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HMP Elreg

Apart from the last 12 posts (trying too hard lads) this thread has been most entertaing today.

Prefer Badgers to badges/badgelets btw.

If the commentard called D***** has really gone on holiday at her Majesty's expense I expect a postcard to be displayed on El Reg sometime soon.

UK ministers, not judges, to sign off on Brit spies' surveillance

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Mandarin collars

I think that our Tressa will be using these collars more and more to hide her neck, because the neck shows true age but faces can be lifted. Alternatively proud of her brass neck so won't bother 'cos good for leadership race.

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

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Beard entrapment

6) food gets trapped in beards, as does dribble, snot, moths Love that description man. Just as I guessed. Have an upvote!

Bloodthirsty data parasites hungrily eye up healthcare sector

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Re: care.data

I believe that care.data has been "paused" yet again. Meanwhile the boss of IT I Kelsey has a new job in Australia with Telstra Healthcare. Would you trust BT with your health data? No I thought not.

Bet he took a few copies of care.data with him - to show off of course in his interviews.

I really really hate what this govt are doing to the NHS, every day a new story puts the boot into the underfunded and understaffed NHS.

Right, opt out everybody! Hated Care.data paused again

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Re: I will not be a product

You can get opt out forms and a letter template from https://medconfidential.org/how-to-opt-out/#optout

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I will not be a product

I didn't realise that my GP practice was in one of the "pathfinder" groups so was too late to object. The practice had forms to download from their website but I stupidly forgot to post them in until after the deadline. I have been sh*****g myself expecting an onslought from insurance companies ever since.

Now they have "paused" again I have a letter ready to go to the practce dissenting from any secondary use of patient identifiable data. Also to take whatever steps are necessary to ensure that my personal information is not uploaded and to record my dissent by whatever means possible.

We need to talk about Jeremy...

Blighty a 'smartphone society' amid rise of 4G middle class

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FAIL

not middle class

I use a desktop but not for gaming. Which is why I chose "other", who constructed this poll - the PFY?

Hated Care.data scheme now 'unachievable', howls UK.gov watchdog

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Just bury it

How about if they just "pause" it again and quietly kick it into the long grass like they have with railways improvements to the North. No one would be any the wiser

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Have an upvote sir!

Facebook and Twitter queen Taylor Swift: Facebook and Twitter are RUBBISH

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Re: Yeah but we've got Charlotte Church and Russel Brand

Well old Charlotte did say that she was happy to pay 70% tax to help others. However Georgie Porgie would soon divert that to a mythical surplus.

TERROR in ORBIT: Dodgy rocket burp biffs International Space Station off track

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Malfunction, eh?

Will no one think of the Tribbles?

Want to find LOVE online? Make sure your name is high up in the alphabet

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Re: @Truth4u

Stop that now! You are as you are and there are bound to be some women who will find you irresistible.

At least you are not Steve Jobs...lol

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@Truth4u

My heart bleeds for all of you (true) stop trying to impress women, just be yourselves because most of us can sniff out pretense - eventually. I have to admit that I have never used online dating sites but I did "meet" my husband on a web design forum. It was only when the UK members met up in real life that we clicked.

So the cliched advice to do something that interests you seems sound.

Unsurprising report: UK local govt sites remain totally crap

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Re: Have to mention Birmingham

I found the Birmingham site easy to navigate, but then again I am/was a librarian so I do have an edge over lesser mortals.lol

Found it easy to find libraries that were permantly/temporarily closed and people wonder why levels of literacy are falling...Google is not the answer.

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Accessible websites

In reply to the question about the legal reqirements for a website to be accessible to those using assitive devices, well it is a legal requirement to attempt to do this. The Disability Discrimination Act (DDA) Part III of the DDA refers to the provision of goods, facilities and services. The Code of Practice which specifically mentions websites, can be downloaded in its entirety from the Equality and Human Rights Commission website.

Section III of the DDA, which refers to accessible websites, came into force on 1st October 1999 and the Code of Practice for this section of the DDA was published on 27th May 2002. This means that the majority of websites have been in breach of the law for over five years.

http://www.webcredible.com/blog-reports/web-accessibility/uk-website-legal-requirements.shtml

There is more to website design than trying to copy the iPad look.

It's even GRIMMER up North after MEGA SKY BROADBAND OUTAGE

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Re: Manchester is not northen

Or even, in Glasgow...

However down here in the deep south (IOW next stop) anything above Southampton is THE NORTH.

'Utter killjoy Reg hacks have NEVER BEEN LAID', writes a fan

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Re: Quite frankly...

I believe that it is already doing very well over there and I don't think that they would get the irony of the re-title.

Doctor Who becomes an illogical, unscientific, silly soap opera in Kill The Moon

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Orient Express?

I can't wait for the back-to-the-future episodes where Concorde is resurected and used to fly off into space at Mach2+

Peter Capaldi at the controls of course and please no whiny assistants, bring back River Song.

Rubbish WPS config sees WiFi router keys popped in seconds

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Headmaster

Re: I bought a ADSL router off amazon a few months back

given that it effects pretty much = given that it affects pretty much ...why do so many get this wrong?

Beware WarKitteh, the connected cat that sniffs your Wi-Fi privates

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Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

The best way to remove cat spray is to use biological detergent in the cleaning water. Cleaning the patch not the kitty, obviously. Cat lover who resents tom cats marking their territory near the house.

Gov.uk's broadband boast: Superfast fibre piped to 1 million Brits

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Superfast? Infill more accurate

A couple of years ago fibre trundled past the end of my road but didn't connect to my cabinet. Bt replied to an angry message saying that connecting this cab had been deemed "uneconomic".

Yeah right...let's wait to get (even) more lolly from the tax payer by back filling what we didn't - not coudn't - do in the first place.

Makes my blood boil. Off to find a suitable router...

Has Europe cut the UK adrift on data protection?

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Re: Democracy

"It's probably worth noting though that this in part to our attitude towards rules and regulations - i.e. we have clear, specific laws (though that's gone under a bus these past 15 years), but what we have we follow to the letter."

Ahem, cycling on pavements is actually illegal...so that's the one under the bus?

Square-kilometre radio telescope wins millions in UK funding

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Jodrell Bank is where?

You are both wrong -

Jodrell Bank Discovery Centre

The University of Manchester

Macclesfield

Cheshire

SK11 9DL

Sat nav: SK11 9DW

But yes, Jodrell and Goostrey go together like peaches and cream

UK.gov dangles £10m sweetener over bumpkin broadband hopefuls

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Scottish Referendum

"Osborne added during his speech that the government planned to establish a Higgs Centre at Edinburgh University, named in honour of CERN boffin Peter Higgs, of Higgs boson fame. It will support start ups and academics interested in astronomy and particle physics."

Er, is that the independent Scotland, or just a carrot to influence the Scots to remain in the UK?

Inquiring minds just want to know.