* Posts by a_yank_lurker

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GoDaddy CEO says US is 'tech illiterate' (so, yeah, don't shut off that cheap H-1B supply)

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@thomn8r - Short answer - no. The real answer is about PHBs looking at the wages on their Excel spreadsheet and trying to reduce them. So if they can lie on the form, they can higher someone for less than the going rate and work them harder they save a few bucks short term. The real problem is the burnout treadmill and the fact they had to lie to get approval.

A common trick is to load up a job description with requirements that no one in the world could meet. When this fictitious person can not be found in the US then they file for H-1B visa and get someone to lie on the paperwork. Viola! The visa gets approved by some incompetent, lazy bureaucrat who could care less about doing their job.

Google to cough up $20m after Chrome rips off anti-malware patents

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Re: Shocked I tell you...

I wonder as a software developer how many patents I have violated that I am never aware of.

Oracle refuses to let Java copyright battle die – another appeal filed in war against Google

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@dajames

Bingo! Google is saying a common and necessary IT practice should either not be copyrightable or if it is falls under fair use. Both are defensible positions particularly if you understand how software is developed. But the problem is the Senile wann-a-bes are either too lazy or stupid or both to learn anything about software development with on glaring exception. Thus, they collectively have no clue what the real issues of the case are.

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@bazza - Leisure Suit Larry's core product is a relational database. A product that has many high quality competitors such SQL Server which have the same primary feature set. Also, in many respects the db market is fairly mature; most people who need a db have one in place. So there are not too many new prospects in the market. So you are reduced to raiding competitor's customers and squeezing your customers hard but not hard enough to make them leave. Basically a crappy business model.

Java is programming language. For it be successful its tools and runtime need to be widely deployed at minimal or no cost - a problem for all languages actually. While Java is popular Leisure Suit antics could force Google and others to seriously look at alternatives to Java.

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Re: Business plan for Oracle --

Leisure Suit Larry needs to find a business that is viable for the future other he and his minion will be reduced trolling.

Lovely. Now someone's ported IoT-menacing Mirai to Windows boxes

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Re: Protecting the numpties

@Brian Miller - The problem is not only inept users but includes poorly designed products with idiotic default settings. The more devices one has to configure correctly with badly written instructions (if you are lucky) the more likely something will be misconfigured. User skills very widely and must accounted for in the product design and software implementation. The designers should do their jobs and not rely on the end user being an expert at network security. Most IT pros are not expert at network security so why would anyone expect the average user to have any expertise? That is fundamentally so stupid as be arrogant. Also, when one is relying on user perfection (not clicking on that dodgy attachment e.g.) you are by default one mistake away from a potential disaster. Given enough time everyone will do something stupid with a computer.

Oracle settles court spat with fired cloud 'sales inflation whistleblower'

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@John 104

More likely afraid of investor civil suits if enough details got out to show Leisure Suit's minions were goosing the numbers a little much. The burden of proof in a civil suit is lower than a criminal case so the minions could get hammered financially even if criminal case is never filed.

Big blues: IBM's remote-worker crackdown is company-wide, including its engineers

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Re: telecommuting marketing staff

My experience and my colleagues is that part time telecommuting is the best. You have a good deal of latitude and still have some face time with colleagues and management.

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Re: So IBM has come to the same conclusion that I did about ten years ago.

So Itsy Bitsy Morons are incompetent. Where I work there is a push to have as much staff telework part time where possible. Morale and productivity are quite good.

Why software engineers should ditch Silicon Valley for Austin

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Silly Valley

Silly Valley and SF are grossly over priced and one can live quite well in many other cities in the US. The only reason to even go to Silly Valley is the cache of living there.

Macs don't get viruses? Hahaha, ha... seriously though, that Word doc could be malware

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No one is immune

There is no OS that is totally immune to malware. Some are harder to attack because of intrinsic design choices and practices than Bloat.

Windows 10: What is it good for? Microsoft pitches to devs ahead of Creators Update

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Re: Liar liar pants on fire!

My concern for Bloat 10 is the Spyware-as-a-Service is muted but not truly turned off. Too many industries have very strict data security and privacy regulations. I work in one (not law) and I know how much privacy and proper handling of personal information is stressed. With SaaS, will Slurp indemnify enterprise customers or leave out to dry?

Revealed: 'Suicide bomber Barbie' and other TSA quack science that cost $1.5 billion

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TSA

TSA = Totally Stupid Agency only good for security theater and otherwise being a blight on humanity.

More tech companies join anti-Trump battle, but why did some pay for his inauguration?

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Re: They only object when it costs them money

Blowhard is against using immigrants to displace American workers whether they are illegal or legal. So if your business model and massive profits rely on using immigrants as defacto indentured servants you are going to be upset at Blowhard. He is threatening them where it really hurts - the wallet.

Now on the flip side, the lack of indentured servants artificially depressing US wages might give more jobs and money to Americans. This might be better for the economy overall because people who have money and confidence will spend money. Also, many of the 1% fail to grasp that their long term profits are based on people being able to afford their products and services. No income means no profits.

Android Wear: The bloatware that turned into gloatware

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Features and Value

What the features and their value to the user? Other than possibly some monitoring of something like pulse, blood pressure what do they do that a smartphone does not already do? Since most people will have a smartphone what is the real value to most.

They seem to be niche products not mass market products.

Conviction by computer is go, confirms UK Ministry of Justice

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What about not guilty

US traffic courts use a similar system and one can pay the fine online. It is restricted to cases where a small fine is assessed. All other cases require a court appearance. If one does not pay online then one must make a court appearance.

The question for these systems, is what type of cases are they being used for and how flexible are they. Also, is there actual judicial oversight and not a blind reliance on a program.

AMD's daring new money-making strategy: Sue everyone! Mwahaha

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Then there will be one

It looks like Chipzilla will not have any serious competition in the near future. AMD's financials must be very bad.

Intel's Atom C2000 chips are bricking products – and it's not just Cisco hit

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@AC

Given the actual screwup is Chipzilla, the vendors in many cases do not have any real options until Chipzilla figures out how to fix their mess. Then Cisco can start fixing/replacing gear; they do not have any inventory of good chips. Right now there is no gear except for known defective gear to push out. Cisco has the luxury of nailing Chipzilla with a knockout punch and probably will go after them.

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Re: Crap support

Actually the vendors might have a very strong civil suit against Chipzilla for delivering defective products. The vendors are caught in the middle as the ultimate miscreant, Chipzilla, is a direct supplier. So the customer harasses/sues vendor who in turn harasses/sue Chipzilla.

Note, do not scrimp on QA/QC because the few bucks you save up front will eventually come out of your hide with a very serious multiplication factor.

Web banking malware slurps $1.2m for crooks, now kingpin 'fesses up

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Details Please

What was the malware? And which OSes does it attack? And how is it transmitted? I have not had any unusual transactions personally but it would be nice to know how vulnerable one is to this attack. I would assume others are using the same or closely related variant of the malware.

Big Tech files anti-Trump brief: Immigration ban illegal and damaging to business

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Re: ...

They are more worried about H-1B reform which would force them to stop running an indentured servant shop by abusing the H-1B visas.

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Re: time for CA to CAEXIT from the Union?

There is case Texas vs the US from the Civil War era where the Seniles decided that the US was indivisible and no state has the right to unilaterally secede. So a Calexit would be an open rebellion against the US per the Seniles. In other words a civil war. Anyone with any sense would realize a civil war even localized would be very traumatic and disastrous for many beyond the direct casualties.

New SMB bug: How to crash Windows system with a 'link of death'

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Re: If it compiles, ship it

@Ledswinger - The EULA may be void in many jurisdictions and depending on the jurisdiction a nasty civil suit may be much easier to get started. Also, there may criminal statutes that could come in play for various jurisdictions. All it really takes is for someone to file the nuclear lawsuit in the Slurp in a legally unfriendly jurisdiction to have the hammer drop very hard. US is probably friendlier for certain types of cases but check local product liability laws particularly the criminal ones.

Lose a couple of major lawsuits and watch the legal beagles salivate worldwide because much of the work has already been done in another jurisdiction. Think VW in the US, if anyone wishes to come after VW most of the legal work has been done for you by the ferals free of charge. Slurp's primary defences seem to be inertia and FUD - too lazy to make the change away and to scared to sue when you have a strong case under local laws. It only takes a few in both areas to break the logjam and whole rotten edifice to crash.

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Re: If it compiles, ship it

No, with Slurp I am sometimes surprised if they got a clean compile. </snark>

Trump's immigration clampdown has Silicon Valley techies fearing for their house prices

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Boo Hoo

The SF and Silicon Valley housing prices have more to do with the local zoning and refusal to allow building of adequate housing. The housing prices there are basically unaffordable for most whether renting or owning. They should be worried about a price bubble bursting because the underlying factors indicate that market is unsustainable. I can live reasonably comfortably on very good US salary in many US cities but can not afford those prices. Other than the cachet of working in Silicon Valley there is no reason for me to even consider taking a job there unless the company allows 100% teleworking.

Thought your data was safe outside America after the Microsoft ruling? Think again

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Re: WOW

This is a district court which may get slapped around by the appeals court. A cursory read is the judge tried to avoid the implications of the Slurp ruling. I think this court is under the same appeals court that ruled Slurp did not have to turn over the emails.

US tech giants take brave immigration stand that has nothing to do with profit whatsoever

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Re: @ Yank "that tech companies are heavily reliant on to get skilled workers into the country"

@Ian Michael Gumby - Part of the problem is that companies do not value the problem solving and business knowledge but the book learning. Solving the problem in an intelligent manner is more important than the details of the implementation. A true code monkey does not care about intelligently solving problems only about writing (usually bad) code. A true professional cares about intelligently solving the problem first then worries about writing code second.

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"that tech companies are heavily reliant on to get skilled workers into the country"

As a programmer with a no IT degrees I tend to say the problem is that US companies do not want to pay an appropriate salary or look for skills beyond a narrow set. Uncle Bob Martin noted that for at least 20 years there were no formal IT majors. He also noted that many of the key concepts were developed by these professionals who migrated to IT in the early days. What they brought was a broader knowledge, a bit of wisdom, and a degree of professionalism that many claim is lacking in IT now. The reason for this was they were not PFYs but often older, middle aged professionals who had knocked about in industries.

Programming is not just coding in a given language but is mostly understanding the business issues and problem solving. Hiring an American or Indian PFY gives you coding skills, which are probably the least important and easiest to learn, but with a lack of understanding of business issues and problem solving. The latter two one gains with experience not from a book.

Felted! AI poker bot Libratus cleans out pros in grueling tournament, smugly trousers $1.8m

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Re: Card counting

Blackjack has odds slightly against the house if one counts cards correctly. Normally poker is not played against the house but other players.

Home-pwners: Cisco's Prime Home lets hackers hijack people's routers, no questions asked

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Re: Cisco

Or both, wrote a backdoor that was too easy to discover and use.

Ohio bloke accused of torching own home after his pacemaker rats him out to cops

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"pacemaker that called his alibi into question"

Any device that has some form of geolocation can be used to track one's location. A pacemaker is better than a phone since it is surgically implanted.

We need to talk about Granny: She's way more likely to fall for phishing

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Re: Trust? Who, me?

Part of the issue is generational, the norms of one's childhood and early adulthood still strongly influence one's attitudes and tendency to trust strangers. Also, many stop aggressively learning new technology as they age preferring the older, more familiar technologies than the newer. It's not that they can not it's that they do not feel the need to learn many new technologies.

Watch many older movies from the 30s into the 80s and notice how little office technology and procedures really changed. That era lasted longer than most realize. So someone could learn the necessary skills while young and not have learn many new skills later and they needed to learn fewer at one time.

Dark web hubs paying workers to leak corporate secrets

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Insiders as a threat

The worst threat to a company's security has been and still is the insider who has access to the information and can get it out. Adding the dark web just makes some aspects of selling the information easier but does not change the fundamental security problem - disgruntled employees.

Imagine a ChromeOS-style Windows 10 ... oh wait, there it is and it's called Windows Cloud

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Bloat for the cloud

ChromeOS is intended to be a lightweight OS with most of the work done in the cloud. This means the hardware requirements are lower. However, one loses power and control. The loss of power means one can not powerful apps locally and store the data locally - there some that will always need this and many who want this. If everything starts out local then one has control of the data and its location(s).

I do not see that Slurp truly understands Chocolate Factory's strategy. Thus, they are aping a mirage.

'Treat your developers like creative workers – or watch them leave'

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"Spreadsheets are a stupid answer to whatever the question is."

I have come to the conclusion that spreadsheets are probably the worst single piece of office software. They allow the mathematically illiterate to play with numbers and find new ways to invoke Murphy's Law.

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Re: Agile makes us cogs

The sad part is the real idea behind Agile was an attitude to break down the silos between groups and empower developers and users to actually talk to each other about problems and solutions. The idea is they would have relatively frequent meetings with whoever was needed to keep the project on track. It has been perverted by PHBs and MBAs (and even lower life form) to something else. Uncle Bob Martin has a few choice words about the perversion.

Where I work, it is expected that end users and programmers will talk to each other as needed as the project moves forward. The purpose of Agile but the formalism normally used.

Google's Chrome is about to get rather in-your-face about HTTPS

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Re: Cult of useless HTTPS

The problem Chocolate Factory is trying to address is overall poor security on the web combined with the generally poor user skills. HTTPS is not perfect, no one with a clue will say that, but it does offer more security than nothing (HTTP). To some extent the idea is to slow down the miscreants. Also, another part of this is add more layers to get through - defence in depth.

Remember the average reader of El Reg is likely very knowledgeable about computers, web design, etc. while average user only knows how to use a computer and is otherwise clueless about how they work.

We see you, ransomware flingers, testing out your baddest stuff on... Germany?

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Re: What OS's were the victims running?

My first question about any outbreak is what are the targeted OSes and distros. Bloat is an automatic target, too many installs and too many inept users. But those do not mean Macs or Linux would not make good targets for some. While malware is not very common on many other platforms there is no technical reason why any malware could not be adapted to attack them.

Suffered a breach? Expect to lose cash, opportunities, and customers – report

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Breaches Hurt

Not surprising that companies lost customers, money, and opportunities because of an IT breach. What would be interesting to know is how long does it take for a company to recover its pre-breach levels. Also, how many financially weak companies suffered enough losses to go belly up?

'Grey technology' should be the new black

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Re: Current pet peeves:

Keep the UI consistent between releases. A menu and GUI one is familiar with is easier to navigate (from memory) than any theoretically "better" GUI. Remember the GUI paradigm was developed by some very wise people in the 60's and 70's.

Don't worry, America: Elon Musk says he'll have a word with Trump

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Bloviating Idiot, Musk Edition

Mush-brains Musk should realize Blowhard operates in a different manner than any conventional pol. Blowhard is trying to shake up the opposition in such a way that they will make a reasonable bargain if they bother to read his book. Blowhard opens negotiations with an extreme position that he plans to negotiate from to get a deal. Part of this is flushing out real position of opposition and get a feel for what they will concede.

New York to draft in 250 IT contractors because state staff 'lack talent'

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Having lived in NY state, Albany is a shorthand for the bloated, incompetent, corrupt, state government because Albany is the capital.

H0LiCOW! Hubble's constant update paves way for 'new physics'

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“new physics” beyond the standard model of cosmology yet to be discovered.

In reality, we probably know considerably less than we think we know about the universe and physics. So it is not surprising as we muddle around the edges of knowledge we dimly become aware how little we know and have to rewrite or replace some of our cherished models and theories.

Microsoft's Q2: LinkedIn In, Mobile out, Azure up, Xbox down

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Re: Where Satya Nadella messed up...

Slurp is faced with a serious choice in the future. EIther they concentrate on enterprise oriented products or they learn to compete in the consumer market. Windows became dominant partially because of smart moves by Gates but also by the incredibly stupid moves by others. The market is splitting into a business area and a consumer area. Device usage is very different in the two areas. Successful marketing in one is usually a complete disaster in the other. The business market is a fairly stable, somewhat boring market, but one were companies can make decent money. The consumer market is a more fickle and one were last month's hot trend may be passe today. In the business market many companies like to partner with a limited number of key suppliers for many sound reasons. Businesses do not mind subscriptions because of how the tax rules treat expenses versus depreciation. While in the consumer market, while more fickle, often inertia rules then suddenly the herd moves to a new thinging. Consumers do not normally benefit from subscriptions and thus more likely to prefer outright purchase.

Former Mozilla dev joins chorus roasting antivirus, says 'It's poison!'

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Problem with Anti-Virus

AV applications are more like flu vaccines - one has to get a new one periodically with guarantee it will work. Given most infections exploit well known, unpatched bugs or rely heavily on social engineering, neither is any AV good at stopping.

Oracle sues its own star sales rep after she wins back $200k in pay fight

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@Nifty

A brothel would be step up from most IT companies.

It's that time of the year again: Texas school district blabs staff tax documents to phishers

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Solution

The real solution for these problems is to replace the income tax with other taxes that do not require as meticulous records and personal details to be kept. Doubt any government will let it happen.

Using LinkedIn will land you a shiny new job – like, er, CTO of Microsoft

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"drive strategic, cross-company initiatives to maximize Microsoft's impact with members and customers." - PHB speak who have no idea what he will do but it must be important

'It will go wrong. There's no question of time... on safety or security side'

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"Would this be true even of formally proven code?" In functional languages functions are typically split into groups: pure and impure. The pure functions, in principle, can be formally proven to work correctly every time. The impure functions such as I/O or database queries can not be given such a guarantee because one can not guarantee inputs will be what you expect or accounted for. So even using a functional techniques at best only partially mitigates the problem. In imperative languages where the program state is much more mutable the problem is even worse (did one unintentionally change a more global variable for example).

The point being made is testing will not cover all the potential cases - they are often infinite - but only those that experience and judgement deems the most important.

Plump Trump dumps TPP trade pump

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Re: Executive orders, a primer

When a treaty becomes binding in other countries one will need to look at those countries' constitutions and laws. In the US, a treaty only becomes binding if it is ratified by the US Senate per the US Constitution. The Senate has rejected treaties before (Versailles Treaty for one).