* Posts by a_yank_lurker

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NPM is Not Particularly Magnanimous? Staff fired after trying to unionize – complaints

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Unionization - a root cause

A root cause of unionization efforts is the poor treatment of employees. This poor treatment can take many forms from illegal hiring and promotion policies (excessively blatant favoritism of some type), hideous work life balance, unreasonable work loads, harassment of employees whose views do not toe the party completely, etc. not just pay, benefits, or work place safety. Obviously the list is not exhaustive. If a company is facing constant unionization efforts the mismanglement should be wondering what they are doing wrong. But given the mismanglement is often less competent and clueless than the run-of-the-mill PHB nothing will occur.

I am wary of unions in general but if forced by mismanglement I would consider joining one depending on my options at a that time. And this is being played out in many companies, highly paid professional level staff are fed up with mistreatment and do not see that grass is greener elsewhere.

Tesla touts totally safe, not at all worrying self-driving cars – this time using custom chips

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PT Barnum...

Didn't PT Barnum say something about suckers being born every minute? Without any hardcore testing of these chips and the firmware the claim is pure BS. Give me a minimum of 5 years of widespread testing in all conditions with the system performing flawlessly (per the hype) and then I might grudgingly grant you are close. A minimum of 10 years before I believe you have likely seen about every reasonable driving situation someone, somewhere will face.

Yes, I may have advised 'some' investors to flog their Autonomy shares, analyst tells High Court

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Re: HP defense?

Major publicly traded companies have numerous analysts who follow them. Whether the analysts' recommendations are publicly available varies. But if there is a major split in opinion by the analysts or an overall negative opinion an investor or buyer should be very wary. The analysts' opinions are generally their best guesses of what the numbers mean for the overall health of a company. A split or negative opinion means one needs to very wary of something about the company.

The analysts seem to have an opinion that Autonomy had some issues with sales breakdowns that bothered each to varying degrees. This should have been a red flag to anyone to look more carefully at the numbers and other options before plunking down money on Autonomy stock at that time. However, no of this suggests fraud on the part of Autonomy only that company may not have been as healthy as Leo the Idiot wanted to believe.

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

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Re: Have you tasted American and Aussi beer?

The microbreweries produce excellent brew. Now Buttwiper and the rest of their ilk, glorified piss water.

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Re: '...targeting the price would help cut down on the unsafe levels of consumption.'

My experience with drug abusers I have known is mostly they mental health issues that are root cause of their drug abusing. Some could be gotten into treatment and sobered up but others wanted to wallow in their misery. Raising prices or prohibitions do not stop drug abusers from getting their drug of choice.

So instead of raising prices or restricting the supply consider finding the real root cause and try to treat it. Drug abuse is symptom not the cause.

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

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Re: Don't Blame the Victim, But

Now we can discuss the relative merits of a 9mm, 45ACP, 30-06, 303, etc for taking out computers. Could be interesting. Reminds of an email chain I saw about the good ways to destroy a hard drive, several over here suggested using it for target practice. lol

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Re: What a fucking idiot

Well dear idiot will likely have a felony conviction when this is done. While not a total black mark, it will make getting a decent job much harder as a convicted felon.

Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext

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Re: They make billions

Agile has 2 different but apparently similar definitions. One is the methodology with very specific features such 2 week sprints, design iteration on the fly, etc. The other is more of mindset of the involving all the parties to the project from the start with design meetings including programmers from the start and iterative building until one has a usable or final product. In the first, there are often specific check boxes that must be adhered to. The second is more dynamic and has fewer, if any formal check boxes. Its key concept is the programmers must be involved early one and there must be feedback to the refine the project. Oddly, the second may appear to be more formal as it does mandate specific practices about meetings or timing.

Oracle splats 300 vulns in MySQL, Database, Fusion, etc, pours fresh brew of Java SE terms

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Re: Cloud must be rather Cloudy

Not the issue I was raising, nor am I saying that the Minions cannot charge for support, etc. Nor I am discussing the details of how much they are charging.

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Re: Cloud must be rather Cloudy

I am not particularly perturbed by trying cash in on Java, only noting there has been a change in the terms in the Minions' favor. There has to be reason for the change as JavaSDK for a couple decades was available under much more generous terms from both Sun and the Minions. I care about but implications of why do it now. My question has nothing to do whether they are within their legal rights to monetize Java but what does it mean in terms of the overall financial health of Leisure Suit Larry and His Minions.

Companies facing declining revenue and profits from their core areas often try various short term measures to boost both. Often these measures fail to address the underlying internal problems the company faces as mismanglement is ignoring the real problem. Depending on the severity and nature of the problems a company might linger as semi-profitable entity (Not So Big Blue) or go belly up (numerous retailers). This is a historical pattern and the Minions seem to be in the early stages of this pattern. If I had to guess, Leisure Suit Larry's Minions will end up being a semi-profitable entity like Not So Big Blue is now under Ginny.

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Re: Cloud must be rather Cloudy

The Minions are changing the terms in their favor after a couple of decades of relatively friendly terms for the end user by both Sun and them. So the question is not can they legally do this but why are they doing it. Obviously they are trying to make it another income stream. This implies either profits are not so hot somewhere else or possibly sales are declining elsewhere. So adding another revenue stream will give a boost to the bottom line at least for now.

Also, the risk is to drive users away from the JavaSDK to OpenJDK or even worse completely away from the Java ecosystem. Depending on how you are tied to the Java ecosystem you might be able to wean yourself away. More a medium to long term threat than an immediate.

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Cloud must be rather Cloudy

Shaking down JavaSDK users implies the Minions are desperately looking for new ways to fleece the unfortunates as the old ways must be not doing very well.

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

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Re: When AI Will Be Ready

Sounds like redefining AI to be something that can be done rather anything resembling intelligence. Keep on redefining it and any dbms is now an AI system; the marketing wallahs will love it.

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When AI Will Be Ready

Artificial Incompetence is touted to ready in 5 to 10 years but it seems the 5 to 10 years is always 5 to 10 years away. This reminds of navel gazing about fusion power generation being about 20 years away over 50 years ago and it is still '20 years away'. AI is the fusion power of the IT industry; always promised but never arrives.

One of the problems alluded to in the post is the quality of the dataset and the suitability of the dataset for 'training' the AI system. They are not identical problems. Datasets are often not as good as assumed so there is always a certain amount of garbage in that will polluted the system. Another problem, even if you have relatively high quality data, is often it was not originally collected for use with an AI system. So it is incomplete for the purposes of AI but may be more than adequate for other purposes.

It's Big, it's Blue and it's down for 3Q: Whomp... there goes IBM's storage hardware revenue

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The Trend Continues

Now how many quarters out of the last 5 or 6 years has Itsy Bitsy Moron had a decline in revenue? It seems like there is the odd, one-off every 5 or so years that there is no decline.

Hackers bragged that pretty vanilla breach included FBI watchlist? Well, colour us shocked

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Most of your regular news outlets are nothing more the purveyors of yellow journalism where facts do not matter; only juicy headlines to get attention. Also, running done the source and actually investigating the claims is often real work which these outfits never do; they just regurgitate a press release and get a couple quotes from one of the reliable 'expert' babble-mouths and call it a day.

Kaspersky updates its cybercrook look book: Smashing Office is hot, browser vulns are not

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Orifice Strikes Back

Backwards compatibility is nice but how many actually open 20 year old orifice documents on any kind of regular basis? I think answer for most would be no. So blindly insisting that the current release of Orifice can readily open and edit these documents is foolish. I would think the primary reason for opening such an old document would be for historical context not to edit it. Slurp should think through their blind insistence because 5 users this year might need to actually edit a 20 year document.

IBM, Oracle JEDI bids weighed, measured and found wanting: Amazon, Microsoft last standing in Pentagon cloud race

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Doesn't surprise me they would claim they got screwed. It's too big a contract to walk away from. So the lawsuits are attempt to rewrite the bid documents. Whether it flies depends on the bid documents but since it is not a sole source I would tend to say the bid documents are fair as there would only be a few players to begin with.

Intel shortages, weak-ass consumer spending, 'peak' Win10 refresh. No, global PC market didn't grow in Q1

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Ravings of Idiots

I will make a prediction about the PC and phone markets. They will show a downward trend in sales for a few more years (phones longer than PCs) as the refresh rate stabilizes with device life. Once the sales stabilize both will be flat or very slow growth (population growth/increased wealth) over the long term with monthly/quarterly spikes. Basically both are mature markets and are acting like mature markets. Why any would pay these idiots any money for 'analysis' when historical behavior of durable goods is an excellent example of what is happening the PC and phone markets.

Uncle Sam wants to tackle bias in algorithms by ordering tech corps to explain how their machines really work

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One problem not addressed is all decisions are made in a partial information vacuum, a fog if you will. When one makes a decision, one does not all the relevant facts about the issue and may never know all the relevant facts afterwards. So one makes a decision based on experience, information at hand, and some navel gazing. How murky the fog is various but it is there. Many wrong decisions in hindsight were not poor or stupid decisions based on what was known at the time.

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So the regulations start

It will be interesting to see how this bill fairs with America's Native Criminal Class (hat tip Mark Twain). Most of these systems are over-hyped and poorly designed with all sorts of biases in them. Add to these woes most of the data used is not as good as is often assumed.

Here's what Lynch, Hussain and HPE are saying about Autonomy pre-buyout due diligence

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Leo for Planetary Idiot

Any large software house will sell some hardware and third party software licenses when necessary to close a deal. There are parallels with other businesses were a company will sell additional stuff to sweeten the deal for the customer. The customer gets one-stop-shopping with one vendor to yell at if something does not work and the vendor gets a large contract with more control over the subsystems. Do right this is a win-win for both. So it does not surprise me that Autonomy was selling hardware and third party licenses and I also would not surprise if HP would do the same including third party hardware. So Leo is not the village idiot or national idiot but the planetary idiot for not having a clue or being willfully arrogant believing he next in line to God.

Microsoft realises more testing wouldn't hurt and plonks Windows 10 May update into Preview ring

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Still a problem

Given Slurp has not figured out how to use the results from their 'volunteer' alpha and beta testers I am not convinced more time in the testers' hands will mean much. What Slurp needs to do is to reconstitute their internal QA department and them loose on the code before releasing even preliminary versions to the world. Until then, I view this as mostly a PR stunt not a real solution to the fundamental problem.

Want to learn about lithium-ion batteries? An AI has written a tedious book on the subject

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Meh

I find this underwhelming because the key act in writing a summary is not read all the pointless ravings but find the ones that seem to be more accurate than the rest. Also, knowing something about batteries, each cell chemistry has specific limitation and problems and all cells suffer for problems with overcharging, heat dissipation, charging rates. So the next bit of research is not on improving Li-ion batteries; not much that can be done but on finding another system. A system that is significantly better than current ones in some area.

SEC says no to Amazon bid to stop shareholders voting on use of facial recognition system

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One Minor Stupidity

While the Ferals are not exactly choirboys, if these clowns had half a brain they would realize there many governments that make the Ferals look like incompetent amateurs when it comes to violating civil rights. So Amazon can sell AI to Putin or Beijing but not to Ferals. It's not that I trust the Ferals with this, I don't but there are others I trust even less.

Want to hang out with criminals but can't be bothered to download Tor? Try Facebook

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Re: $50 an hour??

Vietnam, Bangladesh are probably cheaper and most do not know English, Russian, Chinese so they would not be able to moderate the content unless it has pictures.

Prepare yourselves for Windows 10 May-hem. Or is it June, no, July?

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Re: Such vitriol for something that costs virtually nothing...

I have had some really odd issues with the company supplied Windows laptop that cost me about 4 hours of downtime trying get it work right recently; a very frustrated and unhappy camper. One day Windows updates was causing computers to hang prompting numerous calls to the support desk, enough that the support desk had instructions on how to reboot the laptops. So if each of these updates takes about 15 minutes to resolve with a reboot, etc. that can add up to significant lost production as people are fighting their kit.

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Re: Can I interest in a bridge?

I picked 5 years as sort of a minimum period that seems reasonable. Longer periods might call for an adjustment of the intervals between LTS versions. But I have nothing against a 42 month LTS release cycle with 10 year support or 3 year cycle with 8 years support for example or other reasonable release cycles and support periods. To me its not the major issue but an issue of give me a reasonable period were the user does not need to worry about version updates for several years.

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Can I interest in a bridge?

I will believe Slurp has figured out Bloat 10's churning is idiotic when they do several steps. First, do what Ubuntu does, everyone has the option to run an LTS release that comes out every 2 years and supported for at least 5 years. If the user wants to be on the bleeding edge, the user can use the semiannual releases. Second fix the code so that applications are so deeply tied to the OS that updating the application necessitates an OS update (looking at Imbecile Explorer as an example). Third, do QA work internally and if the test releases are available the are clearly marked 'Alpha', 'Beta', and 'Release Candidate'. Fourth, make the key difference between the home version and enterprise version a set of add on applications that enterprise users would be interested in.

Back to drawing board as Google cans AI ethics council amid complaints over right-wing member

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Re: Cowardly option

Not to claim the mantel of anything but a coward for myself, I have noticed to truly do the ethically or morally correct action often takes real courage. Often the mob is whipped up by slimes of all types who are only interested in their personal power; political affiliation, orientation, etc. is irrelevant. To stand up to these slimes, often requires one to go against the perceived popular opinion of the day and be hopefully only slurred (some have been murdered for standing up to the mob throughout history). That blinding yellow flash you see is my cowardly backside.

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Cowardly option

The diverse ethics panel was the correct idea from the start. The proper use of AI is really an ethical decision not a technical one. There are numerous scenarios were the correct ethical action is not inherent obvious and a decision must be made immediately. To get a grip on these issues one needs to consider a variety opinions, scenarios, etc. that do not have obvious and easy answers. So a panel that is relatively broad spectrum of opinions is more likely not to suffer from group-think (a real problem) and might hammer out workable guidance. And this guidance, while probably imperfect, would at least consider many viewpoints not one and probably give one the best ethical option in the vast majority of cases. This is better than trying to wing it while deploying AI.

In canning the panel Google took the cowardly option.

Memory slump and smartphone boredom deliver one-two punch to Samsung's bottom line

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Mature Markets

Since phones and computers are mature markets the market for chips is also a mature market. So I would expect some slumping demand for chips as the life of the device stretches out.

Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests

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Re: All you need to know about Arkansas

The phrase is "The God for Mississippi" in the South. It sounds like Arkansas is trying to displace Mississippi.

Amazon consumer biz celebrates ridding itself of last Oracle database with tame staff party... and a Big Red piñata

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Re: Sale of the Century

"Those who really need Oracle DB do not care how much license fee is," you mean all 3 of them. The truth most people who are using Oracle can use a different db even a different type instead of a relational and be fine. The vendor lock-in for most is the sheer PITA of migrating from Oracle to something else not some specific feature.

If Amazon can ditch Leisure Suit Larry there are probably very few Oracle customers who could not move to another db. This is a public relation disaster for Larry as a major, well known customer has publicly ditched them. And this customer is very large. As couple of noted, Amazon can give Oracle customers guidance on ditching Oracle for first hand experience. I would not

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Re: Sale of the Century

There are genuine competitors to Leisure Suit Larry and his Minions in the relational database arena. The biggest problem is not that db X cannot do what Oracle can do is that converting the code is a best tedious process as both dbs almost certainly have non-standard extensions, different tool kits, and variations on vanilla SQL. A conversion that is doable if you are willing to spend serious time, effort, and money to do it.

So the real question is what the Minions do to piss off Amazon?

Fortune favours the Brave: Privacy browser chap takes gripes over adtech body's website to Irish data watchdog

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Trying to go broke

It sounds like they are trying to go broke from all the fines they could be hit with. Not exactly the best strategy to use.

Autonomy was a 'pure-play software company', testifies former HP chief exec Léo Apotheker

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Correction

A correction to my previous comment about Leo being a village idiot, he is a national idiot. He got mad at his CFO who thought the deal sucked, a CFO who was doing her job competently. I doubt you can find a company the size of Autonomy that is a true, pure whatever play. And this is highlighted in the various financial reports he obvious never read or could not understand. Most large companies have their fingers into a few related areas if for no other reason than some customers asked them to.

Googlers, eggheads urge web giant's bosses to kick top conservative off its AI ethics council

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Re: Snowflakes

This is an ethics board and ethics is not a science or technology issue but a moral/philosophical one. If you pack the board with essentially one viewpoint you will fail to consider other viewpoints or their frame of reference. By not acknowledging the existence of other viewpoints in area that has many ethically murky at best applications you blind yourself to real concerns of others. And it does matter which way you stack the board, you have the same fundamental flaw.

The ethical issues they wish to address are not necessarily obvious nor are they likely to have easy answers. Nor are they readily addressed in standard ethical, philosophical, or religious treatises. The fundamental issue is what are the ethical and unethical uses of AI. A perusing of history will show we have often invented a technology, deployed, and starting using it without a clear understanding of any ethical considerations. Often we then trying get the horse back into the barn after it has gotten out.

Former HP CEO Léo Apotheker tells court he didn't read Autonomy's latest accounts before fated $11bn buyout

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Leo for Village Idiot

A major acquisition should be reviewed carefully at the CEO level to make sure all the details are correct. This includes reading the required financial reports of a publicly traded company. Leo should reviewed them personally and any questionable items asked his flunkies to dig into them for more detail. Also, it appears Leo was not willing to walk away from the deal not matter what. A smart business leader knows there are times when the best close is to walk away from the deal. There is village missing its idiot.

Mozilla tries to do Java as it should have been – with a WASI spec for all devices, computers, operating systems

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Re: If it happens

There are a couple newish languages that are both C like and much more type safe than C: Go and Rust. The main reason Java is still big is the enterprise code base and Android apps. Java has notoriously bloated, verbose code which offends many programmers' sense of elegance.

Also, many conflate the JVM and development environment with Java the language. The JVM will probably be around for sometime as many languages use it. Java the language may start to wane as developers get familiar with other JVM languages such as Kotlin.

Are you sure you've got a floppy disk stuck in the drive? Or is it 100 lodged in the chassis?

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Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts

Back in those days, no one in the general public was computer literate even by the most generous standards. Depending on how much training the got, which often was virtually none, they often would be found floundering when they first had to use a computer. The administrative staff often got them first since they could type unlike most of the other staff. And the administrative staff probably was the least technically savvy in the company though it might a slim margin over most of the professionals. So the admin staff was often floundering with no help as they struggled to learn how to use the beasts.

Judge puts the $5bn question to HPE: Who else apart from Lynch and Hussain were in on this alleged fraud?

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Smelling a Rat

His Honor smells a rat, a very good point is in a company the size of Autonomy more than 2 people would be involved. Even those others involved were only carrying out orders they would know the details. And more than likely many would actually be involved in a fraud. Too many people would be handling the data for someone not to notice.

Oracle asks Supremes to snub Google's Java API copyright protest – and have a nice cuppa tea, instead

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Not Optimistic

On merits, Google should win in a slam dunk but we are dealing with the Nine Seniles here. You have nine effectively illiterates on technology trying to understand how programs work. Not much of a chance that will happen.

Stop us if you've heard this one: IBM sued after axing older staff, this time over 'denying' them their legal rights

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Re: Uhm... Nope.

Itsy Bitsy Morons is penny-wise and pound-foolish as the adage goes. There is great institutional memory and skills being lost that is not readily transferable nor written down anywhere. Any organization that has been around awhile has many undocumented items in their operations that have not been formally written down; they are passed on by word of mouth. Lose the font of knowledge and you lost the walking documentation. The cheap PFY do not, cannot, and will not know this lore unless it is taught to them. The PFYs are not at fault for something that was done many years before they ever walked in the door.

Violating the law is not a good way to win points with anyone other than extremely naive PFYs. This will get around as stories and posts get published and the Internet never forgets.

Office Depot, OfficeMax, Support.com cough up $35m after charging folks millions in 'fake' malware cleanup fees

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Re: So, no wrongdoing. But $35m in penalties.

Better question, why would anyone with a lick of sense trust someone like Orifice Depot with their computers? You would probably be better off working with a local shop, tech savvy friend or relative. The rates may not be cheaper but you are more likely to get an honest evaluation from them as they will value a relationship with you.

HP crashed Autonomy because US tech titan's top brass 'lost their nerve', says lawyer for ex-CEO Mike Lynch

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Wrong Target?

Sounds like the wrong target is being sued. KPMG may have pooched their part of the due diligence because of the fees they got for the merger.

Make America buy phones again! Smartphone doom 'n' gloom crosses Atlantic to cast shadow stateside

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Re: Mature Product

The return of a replaceable battery is about the only 'new feature' that would intrigue me but only if the price is right for me. Otherwise, I will keep my phone for a couple more years.

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Mature Product

Smart phones have matured as a product and market fairly rapidly. But what is forgotten in the 'analysis' is smart phones replaced cellphones for many so there was market cannibalization occurring. Plus, if the phone is working well, why replace it. The new 'features' are not that critical to users. Basically consumer tech is a mature market with only niches of growth which are often cannibalizing other products.

Autonomy trial judge gets SaaSy with HPE's lawyer over vital accounts fraud claim

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Re: Optional title goes here

It sounds like the key issue is the correct interpretation of some accounting rules as they relate to properly accounting sales and future liabilities for sale. Then, even if the rules were incorrectly applied, were they do in a fraudulent manner. Just because the interpretation may have been wrong does not automatically make it a crime. His Lordship's question seemed to getting at this; there may be serious technical violations of accounting rules but was there any real criminal intent or action.

Oracle swings axe on cloud infrastructure corps amid possible bloodbath at Big Red

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Tea Leaves?

If the cloud is the fast growing division it seems that there would be very few layoffs in that group. Some of the other groups seeing layoffs might be expected. Layoffs in the cloud group indicates to me that there is something not well with the group's sales and market share; like not very good and falling respectively. Of course this my reading of the tea leaves.