Posts by rotmos

Carlsbergs robot beer sniffer managed to find taste in their beer?! Must be able to go to 11 to handle real beer.

The same problem in AMS01, AMS03, FRA02, FRA04 and MIL01. Which looks like different availability zones (or whatever IBM calls it) and regions. So it is impossible to build a highly available system with IBM cloud.

Who are their main customers, hobbyists?

Uber cut some corners to save a buck, who would have thought.

They probably need to go through some mandatory really boring videos, answer some stupid questions and voila, they are agile! And get a silly badge labelled "Agile practioner" which they can publish on LinkedIn.

In the result "Cloud" is mentioned twice as "Cloud revenues" and "Cloud Platforms" (lumped together with "Technology Services" for some reason). But "Cloud" is also a part of "Strategic Imperatives", right?

If the objective is to obscure the reality for those like me with limited cognitive abilities by using a cloudy message it certainly worked.

Kodak moment

Loosing money in an instance.

If "a party" has access to your systems perhaps you have a bigger problem than Meltdown and Spectre?

Must be Al Gore.

If The Register was to report every time any other car brand was involved in an accident there would not be room for much else.

IoT Jammer

If these things really will be able to go online without using Wi-Fi then there should be a market for IoT-jammers.

I am disappointed, the limo is a wimpy Mercedes and not a Rolls-Royce?!

Ibm sells PC:s, disks and Intel servers because it is commodity and moves to high margin offerings like, eh, cloud.

Cognitive solutions, up 2.1 per cent? Considering it seems that they are betting the farm on this it should be 21 per cent up.

Potent potables

Maybe he asked Watson before he left IBM.

Potent potables $200

"A cures for cancer"

"What is honey?"