* Posts by Tromos

1188 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2013

French duck-crushing device sells for €40k

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Re: sigh...

Yes, but if the little bastard is just playing dead (and roasted) this'll make sure!

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Joke

Absolutely horrendous...

...on the other hand, may I recommend the stretched duck.

Android's security patch quagmire probed by US watchdogs

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Re: Nexus NOT immune to this.

Possibly perceptions of what 'ages ago' means might vary, but I'm referring to the last update (indeed. it was to 5.1.1) being more than a year ago and no chance of any more.

The fact that CyanogenMod is a possible solution does not excuse Google from shirking its responsibilities any more than it does Samsung and the rest, for whom the same applies.

My main objection still stands, that El Reg implies that ALL Nexus devices are getting updates every time there is an article on Android upgrades. Inaccurate reporting - GET THE FACTS RIGHT.

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Nexus NOT immune to this.

Would The Register kindly stop perpetuating the myth that all Nexus devices get updates. Anyone with an original Nexus 7 tablet was summarily abandoned ages ago.

Linux Mint to go DIY for multimedia

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"draconian forced adoption"

For some strange reason, Mint doesn't come up as the first OS this brings to mind.

Crack'n'hack stack Phrack's back, Jack!

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Adobe Flash player bugs

Must be thicker than a phone directory!

Learn a scripting language and play nicely: How to get a DevOps job

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I do enjoy...

...a good game of buzzword bingo.

If the Internet of Things will be SOOO BIG why did Broadcom just quit the market?

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Endorsement in promotional material

You didn't seriously expect a company to believe anything they say in their own promotional material.

Revealed: The revolving door between Google and the US govt – in pictures

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Joke

Don't worry.

President Trump will build a Washington wall to keep Google out.

Nanoparticle boffinry could boost battery life

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"faster charging and greater energy storage"

Hopefully, without a corresponding increase in the likelihood of bursting into flames.

Adobe scrambles to untangle itself from QuickTime after Apple throws it over a cliff

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Re: About time !

"Why did they ever think it was a good idea otherwise ?"

Because their natives just aren't very good at coding.

Sneaky Google KOs 'right to be forgotten' from search results

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You have the right to forget Google and Facebook

Use it.

Four hundred MILLION vulnerable Androids are out there

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Don't hold out too much hope

As soon as early bugs have been ironed out is when the last of the updates you are likely to see will arrive. About the most you can expect is until the manufacturer gets their next model out on the shelves. When even Google break their promises and dump their Nexus 7, expecting support from other manufacturers is asking a bit much. Nexus purchased in September 2012, last update at beginning of 2015. Two and a half years for a device that was theoretically meant to be bang up-to-date for its entire life (battery still able to hold at least 80% of as-new charge, so a good while to go yet). Might as well get the cheapest no-name unit with the latest OS and replace it each year. For the same money, you stay up to date for 5 years.

Windy Wanaka wallops NASA's Super Pressure Balloon launch

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Windy Wanaka

Sounds like a character from a Roald Dahl story.

Censorship FTW! China bans Paris Hilton, minor Kardashians et al

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The world of television would be a much better place

More room for quality US imports such as 'Judge Judy'.

NZ Pastafarians joined in noodly wedlock

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Re: Bunch of tosspots

Bunch of tosspots...taking it seriously.

Hmmm. Which religion DOESN'T that apply to?

Facebook's big trouble in its little world domination plan: China

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"China doesn't see the need for Facebook"

I'm wondering if I have some Chinese ancestry.

Cinema boss gives up making kids turn off phones: 'That's not how they live their life'

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Re: Something's not right

"...make movies that cater to the ADD crowd..."

They already do. Normal people call them 'trailers'.

Windows 10 debuts Blue QR Code of Death – and why malware will love it

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QR code readers need a software modification

They should OCR the text starting "http" and totally ignore the silly boxes and squiggles.

Bibliotheca Alexandrina buys a Huawei superdupercomputer

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With capacity to spare...

...after the e-book reader software is installed.

British booter bandit walks free after pleading guilty to malware sales

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Way too soft a sentence

I bet he gets to keep the motorbike and computer too.

India continues subsidising elite IT schools

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We need to take advantage of this

Sign up today for my 'Advanced Outsourcing' course.

Humans get 'aroused' fondling robots in their private areas – study

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New series of porn films

Robocock 1, 2 and 3.

Iceland prime minister falls on sword over Panama Papers email leak

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Some homework for those named in the leak.

Explain in no more than two hundred words: "Why I chose a law firm based in Panama rather than a more local one."

Android gets larger-than-usual patch bundle as researchers get to work

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Re: Original Nexus 7 tablet is crap...

I find the oft-repeated statement in all Reg articles about Android updates that Nexus users get updates especially irritating is it is patently not the case for early Nexus 7 tablets. Those who bought Samsung and similar bought into a clear history of updates for a few months if lucky. The only reason I got a Nexus was for the longevity and while it went longer than most non-Nexus models it has now been consigned to the scrap-heap and the Nexus brand joins my select blacklist.

PayPal plugs phishing-enabling vulnerability, stumps up $500

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Re: $500...???

With ultra-generous payouts like that, Paypal customers can rest assured that any exploits discovered will be immediately reported to Paypal and not fall into the hands of miscreants who could never hope to match such a vast sum.

Blighty starts pumping out 12-sided quids

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Re: counterfeit pound coins

The problem of counterfeits wasn't exactly helped by the mint introducing almost as many designs as there were coins in circulation. I suspect that just about anything close to the right dimensions, colour and weight would pass.

'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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You WILL accept planet 10

It is free for one year.

We wrap our claws around latest pre-Build Windows 10 preview

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These Microsoft engineer's comments

Would they be along the lines of "La, la, la, la ,la, I can't hear you"?

Tired of Windows 10 phoning home? Maybe the special Chinese govt version is for you

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It still phones home

Just a different home.

FBI's Most Wanted: Syrian Electronic Army hacktivists

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Not the classic style of poster

"by the FBI" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Dead or Alive"

Hands on with the BBC's Micro:Bit computer. You know, for kids

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@DropBear

Coding on bare metal? Sorry, I must have missed the bit about the macro assembler.

Given the article shows things like boxes with "microbit.bearing;" being dragged and dropped to put together a so-called program, it looks like any stitching together of high-level libraries is exactly what is going on here. I just can't see this leading to the next generation of CAD packages, office applications or even anything remotely useful.

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This is to programming what the microwave ready meal is to cooking.

Hand in glove: Google and the US State Dept

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Assange was right again.

But he's got a long way to go to catch up with the twice a day record of a stopped clock.

Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

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"We will do better in the future"

Yay! Topless models next time.

Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Delivery speed

The range could be vastly increased by having a supply of unbaked pizzas and a built-in oven.

One in five PCs will be a tablet with detachable keyboard by 2020

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No typoslabs here

For small and cute, give me a Raspberry Pi system. For a serious desktop PC I prefer large matt black towers of a gothic/Mad Max persuasion. Both have the advantage of optimally running systems that aren't Windows 10.

Apps that 'listen in' to your mobile get slapped by US watchdog

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Re: Simple solution (maybe)

The right value of fully-charged high voltage capacitor across the authors of SilverPush would be even better.

Woz: World-changers to Apple Watches, why pay for an overpriced band?

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Re: Who actually wears a watch anymore, and why?

"...I have no interest in pretending to be Dick Tracy."

Well, certainly not the 'Tracy' part.

Tech biz bosses tell El Reg a Brexit will lead to a UK Techxit

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Social marketing company threatens to leave

Sounds like a good incentive to vote out.

Brits still not happy about commercial companies using their healthcare data

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No, just no.

Anonymising just isn't happening in the first place. OK, no names and addresses are being handed out, but given a post code, gender, ethnicity and age (even rounded to decade), it is possible in a lot of cases to identify individuals. For many studies, some or all of this information is irrelevant and hence what fields are actually made available need to be made available on a 'need to know' basis. For example, an epidemiological study may require postcodes to determine an epicentre. My other main concern is who this data is made available to. It is bad enough that Councils make money flogging their (compulsory) electoral register to anyone, imagine what the PPI cold-calling scumbags would latch onto next if they could get hold of medical data.

I would have no objection to NHS accredited research organisations receiving PROPERLY anonymised and redacted medical data. And therein lies the rub, I have no confidence in it being done PROPERLY.

Big-screen Skype gets small farewell note

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Dementia setting in

A couple of years ago I treated myself to a new Samsung smart TV. It used to come up with a TV guide that went far beyond the normal Freeview offering. That disappeared some months back. Over the space of the two years it seems to have lost more than a quarter of the icons that used to appear when the so-called 'Smart hub' is invoked. How long before every trace of smartness disappears?

One thing that is truly dumb and irritating is that a few minutes after switch-on, the notice regarding the end of the Skype service pops up. Usually just as I'm pressing the return key having selected what to watch. Instead of going to my selected program, I'm whisked off to a web page that I have no interest in. That wouldn't be so bad if it took note that I've seen the notice and been to the web page but, no, I'm going to be subjected to that Skype announcement popup every time I switch on until June. How smart is that?

Note: I didn't buy it for 'smart' or for 3D. It just happens that there isn't a great deal on offer without these features when looking for a reasonable quality large panel with long guarantee from a reputable store.

Bill Clinton killed off internet taxes, says Australian politician

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Facepalm

Cost implications

How much would it cost to send out a final demand for the payment of a fraction of a cent?

Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

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First it was aircraft concerned about bird strike.

Now it's power stations concerned about turd strike.

E-borders will be eight years late and cost more than £1bn

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People tracking? Leave it to the experts.

I'm sure Google will be glad to provide the service in exchange for, say, a few tax breaks.

Good eye, Hubble! Space 'scope spots furthest-ever object

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Joke

I'm not surprised GN-z11 can be spotted at that distance...

...with the number of candles it has on its birthday cake.

Regular Fast Radio Burst detected outside our galaxy

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Next thing you know...

...the BBC will be wanting a licence fee from anyone capable of receiving a Fast Radio Burst.

Baby Ubuntus toddle forth into the big scary world of beta

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Re: Give Unity a try!

Then again, eating soup with a fork is easier to get used to than Windows 8.1.

I did try Unity and it resulted in me never using Ubuntu again, but I thank it for pushing me onto Mint with Cinnamon.

Bill Gates can’t give it away... Still crazy rich after all these years

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Re: You could argue..

You don't have to pay - just lure him into a Starbucks.

More and more Brits are using ad-blockers, says survey

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Message to advertisers

If you want to use some of my bandwidth, you can pay for it. Until then, I reserve the right to block, blank or otherwise mutilate anything destined for my connection.