* Posts by Tromos

1188 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2013

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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Gee thanks, Ofcom! BT 'pleased' to hang onto pricing 'freedom' for Openreach fibre product

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Re: if BT are delighted......

£3.78 is not far above £1.30???????????????

EFF blows Snapchat a raspberry in gov't surveillance report

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Most of these 6 out of 6 companies are defending your data only because it is no longer your data, it is their data.

Tick-tock, Jock: Dock schlock for mock-stock in ad-hoc shop squawk

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I was under the impression...

...that Scotland already was using something called the poond.

Apple, Beats and fools with money who trust celeb endorsements

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Re: Beats me!

I'm not so sure that it makes sense at all. Two strong and recognisable brands - what are they going to do with them? Call it beeple and have a 'b' with a bite taken out of it for a logo? Somehow that's lost it's street cred, innit?

Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

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He's OK now...

...since filming, he's been on a diet and shed almost two kilograms.

Ex-Sony, Pearson chiefs tipped to oversee BBC. So that's all good, then

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Balance???

"Beeb needs to have proper balance between independence from the govt and and accountability to the public."

I don't see that there is any balancing involved. What is needed is a full flat-out 100% measure of both.

Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

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Do you really need that 50" screen?

Of course not, it would be stupidly overlarge. That's why I've settled for a 46" screen.

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Reciprocal actions

Could get a lot worse than your TV listening to and watching you. The time to start worrying is when your food has designs on eating you.

Google points big data dollars at cancer

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Billing data?

Not sure how this is relevant to the fight against cancer.

BT fibre 'availability checker' looks into FAR-OFF FUTURE. Again

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History repeating itself

And there will be repeated deja vu all over again until the ASA becomes more effective than trying to knock a wall down by throwing small balls of cotton wool at it.

Samsung will ... sigh ... appeal $119m Apple patent verdict

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They should run these cases a bit like Dragons' Den. If the jury doesn't award the full amount being claimed, you go away empty-handed.

Truck-sized asteroid slips silently between Moon and Earth

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A week's notice

Plenty of time to run away from ground zero. One would hope that something big enough to make relocation futile would be detected a lot earlier.

Scariest NSA revelation yet: Spooks are RUBBISH at CIPHERS

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@Pascal Monett

It's quite clever really. Anyone applying via this route is immediately rejected. Facebook is up next.

Super-heavy element 117 DOES exist – albeit briefly. Got any berkelium handy?

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Joke

Re: 'new ways that atoms can be ... potentially made to decay more slowly'

Sulphur dioxide. At least it seems to do the trick for bread atoms.

Oh Sony. Have we learned NOTHING from SuperAIT?

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I've got just the thing for SONY.

It's a proprietary format coffin

Please work for nothing, Mr Dabbs. What can you lose?

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Returning a favour would be nice

I've only been asked to do the speaking bit just the once, but at least I was expensively wined and dined in return. The thing that gets me is that, as a known 'techie', I am asked if I can just take a quick look at someone's laptop/tablet/phone/TV/satnav/microwave and even, on one occasion, a doorbell. Do I ever get an offer of some gardening or a couple of shirts ironed in exchange? To make matters worse, you find yourself being responsible for a lifetime warranty as soon as you do the slightest thing. Sort out someone's email problems on their phone and who's in trouble if the battery dies a week later?

Just say 'no'.

Researcher says Apple fibs about crypto for iOS email attachments

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Re: It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Double ROT-13 has been cracked. They're upgrading to quadruple.

Tablet boom quiets down a bit as growth slows

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Re: On the positive side

I wouldn't bet on it. End-of-battery is not end of life and I can see several people getting their batteries replaced by either themselves or a third party service (and count me amongst them). As for the rest, yes, many will get a new tablet resulting in an temporary extension of new sales, but how many of them will insist on a replaceable battery this time round?

Granny's Guardian: Acorn BBC Micro hero touts OAP watchdog kit

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Could be worse...

...as in the aged relative being your son or daughter.

BSkyB broadband growth chopped in HALF

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@Chad H. Re: no sympathy

Except maybe in the case of AOL.

10 PRINT "Happy 50th Birthday, BASIC" : GOTO 10

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Re: "create a BASIC interpreter "

I think it was substantially more than a simple port, beyond the first incarnations anyway. The Dartmouth MAT statements for matrix manipulation never made it to the MS interpreter and a few things that were useful for the microprocessors of the day such as the PEEK and POKE instructions came in.

Dartmouth BASIC on punch cards was great - you could actually shuffle your card deck before reading it in and it ran just fine thanks to the line numbers - eat your hearts out FORTRAN/COBOL/C coders!

6TB - big? Pah! Seagate plans to put out 8TB and 10TB MONSTERS

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I just hope the MTBF exceeds the time required to format one of these.

What HAS BEEN SEEN? OMG it's a thing that looks like an iWatch

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Could be a laptop computer or an earpiece device.

Grant this patent as soon as Tim Cook demonstrates shoving a laptop into his ear and not before.

BBC hacks – tweet the crap out of the news, cries tech-dazzled Trust

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Why do they call it a "trust"...

...when the people it is comprised of inspire the opposite emotion?

Boffins build billion-synapse, three-watt 'brain'

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“you have to know how the brain works to program one of these”.

So, how many people that use a brain daily know how it works?

Grad student creates world's thinnest wires – just three atoms wide

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Not easy

I'll bet soldering these into a circuit is a bugger!

Nod Labs forges one (Bluetooth) ring to rule them all

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And with two of these...

...one on each hand, you can zoom out using the famous 'angler' gesture.

US judge: Our digital search warrants apply ANYWHERE

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I wonder...

...would the judge maybe consider changing his mind if an EU arrest warrant were made out for him, along with an extradition request, on the grounds of incitement to contravene the European data protection act?

Apple patents Wi-Fi access point location lookup

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@Steve Davies 3

Changing SSID is futile. That's not how these location systems work. After all, an SSID of "BTWiFi-with-FON" can only conclude you have been blown into a million pieces and scattered all over the UK. Very commonly found worldwide are manufacturer default SSIDs such as 'linksys', 'NETGEAR' and 'dlink'.

The vital element is the MAC address and this is not as easy to change. Spoofing a MAC address is supported on some bits of kit, tricky to do on others and near impossible on yet others. While a few reg readers have the capability, not enough people can use this to sabotage large access point databases.

Yes, there is now Bitcoin-mining malware for Android

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BadLepricon?

Are we looking for a dyslexic Irish person here?

Teen student texter busts 20-second tongue-twisty SMS barrier

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Not using predictive text...

...is cheating. It has only ever served to slow me down by predicting wildly off target words or autocompleting words that were complete before the extra bits got tacked on.

As far as the test phrase goes, took me damn near 18.4 seconds to read it never mind try to type it!

Apple stuns world with rare SEVEN-way split: What does that mean?

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@Doug S Re: Translation

"...increasing the potential pool of investors..."

Really? I find it difficult to believe there can be many who yearn to be Apple shareholders but can only currently afford half a share. Rejoice, rejoice, you will soon be able to afford 3!

It just isn't as sound an investment due to the transaction costs being a higher proportion of the share value. Tiny shareholdings in large companies aren't too popular with the companies either as it costs the same to mail a dividend cheque or company report to a majority holder as it does to the guy with a single share.

SAVE THE EARTH... give all your iThings back to us, begs Apple

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Could have been phrased better

"we eagerly await the day when every product is made without the harmful toxins we have removed from ours"

I thought that was already the case. Or are they saying that they are selling on the harmful toxins they remove for other companies to use in manufacturing?

Record labels sue Pandora over vintage song royalties

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Re: Oh F... Off

Better yet, drop both patents and copyrights to 10 years. Still plenty of time to sell the same song several times over on remasters, collections, greatest hits, etc. Same for movies with cinema, DVD, Bluray, director's cuts and extended editions, TV rights, and so on and so forth.

Spanish village called 'Kill the Jews' mulls rebranding exercise

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Re: "Not exactly attractive to the Israeli tourist demographic"

While agreeing that conflation of Israel and Jews is generally undesirable, I don't believe there was any in this case. The word 'demographic' makes all the difference. The phrase is equivalent to: "Not exactly attractive to a group of people comprising approximately 3 Jewish persons for every non-Jewish person."

/Hyperpedant

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@JDX Re: This message brought to you by religion

The clue is in the root "exo" meaning away from or out. While most reg readers would undoubtedly class expansive white sand beaches with palm trees as exotic, to an inhabitant of Tahiti it would be something like East Grinstead.

Google's latest mega-earnings fail to impress shareholders

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Sound financial analysis

Why on earth would anyone invest in a company that makes a few puny billions here and there when there are opportunities to put your every last penny into someone who wrote a moderately successful game for telephones and hopes to maybe write another?

Apple failsto ditch class action suit over ebook price-fix fiasco

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Apple acted...

...not so much to "loosen Amazon's growing stranglehold on the emerging market", more to replace it with a more expensive stranglehold of their own.

Apple DOMINATES the Valley, rakes in more profit than Google, HP, Intel, Cisco COMBINED

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I don't suppose...

...that Apple paying more tax than the 4 companies below it combined had anything whatsoever to do with making more profit than the same 4 combined.

Gnome Foundation runs out of cash

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Gnome Foundation runs out of cash

Maybe get up and get a job instead of sitting around on a mushroom and fishing all day.

Forget the beach 'n' boardwalk, check out the Santa Cruz STEVE JOBS FOUNTAIN

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Stylish

Even Ives couldn't have done a better job.

(Do I really need the sarcasm tags?)

FTC: OK Facebook, swallow WhatsApp – but NO selling people's data without permission

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Too late.

The data has already been sold. To Facebook. To comply with the original terms and conditions WhatsApp should have wiped all the personal data on completion of the sale.

Internet is a tool of Satan that destroys belief, study claims

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Re: What's the problem here?

The amount of bovine fecal matter cannot be exceeded by religion. A set is, de facto, larger than one of its subsets.

Rumour: Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen. Four-limb multitouch, anyone?

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Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen.

Some would consider that excessive for a phone.

USA opposes 'Schengen cloud' Eurocentric routing plan

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Re: For a start....

"...for some reason, it appears our fellow EU citizens don't trust us."

I don't suppose it has anything whatsoever to do with the NSA branch office in Cheltenham.

White House blasts Samsung for tweeting Obama-Ortiz selfie

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Samsung owes the White House thanks...

...for Streisand effect upping the effectiveness of their tweet by an order of magnitude or two.

Wanna attend Apple's June developers' shindig? Ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?'

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Re: Mindless prejudice is a silly, silly thing

If that's right it means Apple make more than $10,000,000 every day from the efforts of those iOS developers. And still want to gouge them for 1600 bucks.

Boffins make noise about D-Wave chip: it seems quantum

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Duality

I'm sure I had some D-wave chips in the spares cupboard - all I can find are some D-particle chips.

How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

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One day that lathe will break

Of those millions of 'must run' XP users, there will be hundreds of drop-outs on a daily basis as the hardware fails or a better solution turns up. The annual subscription goes up. The increased cost makes a few more users look for alternatives. It will soon enough come to an end anyway.

The only way to give it a really long run would be with a much bigger team actively developing. The users that drop out would be replaced by new users coming on board, hardware failing wouldn't be a problem as the system would now support the newer chipsets (USB3, etc.). If marketed from the outset on a subscription model with upgrades, patches and a commitment to respond to the collective wishes of the users, I can't see why it couldn't keep going for quite a while (except I can't see MS doing this).