* Posts by Tromos

1188 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2013

Hands on with Google's Nexus 5X, 6P Android Marshmallow mobes

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A good thing

Google giving users a little more control over what happens on their machines must surely put pressure on Microsoft to realise they are heading in the wrong direction.

PIGS IN SPAAAACE: HAMS send porker to 25,927m

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Scratching around to find it

I presume they found where it was in the field by tracking its locator bacon.

Apple CEO: We've hoovered up your cash faster than ever before

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Arguably, less useful...

...but shinier.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Moses took all the tablets, so I had to settle for a laptop.

Privacy, net neutrality, security, encryption ... Europe tells Obama, US Congress to back off

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Joke

Bot

Oh noes! The Advocate General of the European Court of Justice has been pwned!!!

Malvertisers slam Forbes, Realtor with world's worst exploit kits

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Re: responsibilities

Whose fault?

Don't forget to add the BBC to the list for encouraging people to load the main entry point for malware, i.e. 'Download Flash Player now'

Adobe patches Flash dirty dozen, ignores 155 in Shockwave shocker

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Re: It's time to kill flash forever

Spending cash on a larger team is the last thing needed. Use the same cash to get a much smaller but competent team on the case. Killing forever works too, with the advantage that it's quicker and cheaper.

Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS

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Joke

Remind me...

...not to get into a paintball shooting competition with this guy!

Apple iPhones, iPads BRICKED by iOS 9's 'slide-to-upgrade' bug

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It must have worked OK...

...for Apple when they comprehensively tested it before release. Um. They DID test it before release?

Global warming stopped in 1998? No it didn't. If you say that, you're going to prison

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Re: Is this some sort of Turing test?

Yes, it's sorely needed here as we've already got the bacon and tomato.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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When I ordered rack-mounted processors, this wasn't quite what I expected.

Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

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What comes next?

I see that Microsoft are embracing and extending Linux.

AT&T grabs dictionary, turns to 'unlimited', scribbles it out, writes: '22GB a month'

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Fine them again

And keep fining them until they either come up with an unlimited plan or stop using the word 'unlimited'. Is it so difficult to offer, say, the 'Giga' plan which features 22Gb of downloads followed by rate limited downloads for the remaining duration of the month?

Obama edges toward full support for encryption – but does he understand what that means?

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All trust is long gone

OK, the leaked memo says no backdoors. What does the unleaked memo say?

Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him

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Joke

An opportunity too good to miss!

He's been invited to take his bomb to Zuck...

Android 5 lock-screens can be bypassed by typing in a reeeeally long password. In 2015

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Re: Buffer overflow

"It's certainly far too easy to overflow a buffer in C"

Which is why competent C programmers didn't allow it to happen.

"Unfortunately, there are a lot of bad C++ programmers who still think in C."

No, there are just a lot of bad C++ programmers. Those good ones who still think in C wouldn't touch ++ with a bargepole.

The ONE WEIRD TRICK which could END OBESITY

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Re: Plates matter

Blame the plate size increases on the poncy chefs that have made it fashionable to serve tiny meals surrounded by a foot of empty plate.

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Re: I don't know

Even when things come in reasonable sizes for single people, many of the big chain supermarkets have a jacked-up price for the item which is mitigated by a nice big discount for buying two (the BOGOF being the extreme case). The discounters who are eating into their lunch don't seem to feel the need to do this. No I don't want two packets of ham for £4. Equally, I'm not prepared to pay £2.95 for one. It isn't just the sale of the ham they lose out on because if I'm forced to go to Aldi or Lidl, I may as well do the rest of my shop there too.

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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Re: ODFO

"a good hosts file is a wonderful thing..."

Absolutely. And if any advertiser would like to get around this, I'm willing to accept cash payments just like the leaky ad-blockers.

This new new chip will self-destruct in less than 10 seconds

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Joke

Back to the days of EPROMs

Only this time it's Exploding Programmable Read-Only Memory

TELLY INNN SPAAACE: Nothing to watch on your 4K TV? NASA to the RESCUE

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Re: 4k'ing telly?

I would think it's fairly safe to assume they sold out within minutes as the number of units per store is very small.

I'm happy to wait for the big brands to come down to that price before trading in my HD set. And I do hope NASA make downloads available, I'm not upgrading my broadband just for a few TV programs as I am perfectly content with the 12mbps it achieves as it is reasonably cheap, reliable and genuinely unlimited.

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

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Coat

Lends a new meaning...

...to vaginal discharge

Witness Apple's iPhone-iPad extravapalooza here in our no-hate zone

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Innovations?

No - the ideas are so old they more likely came from excavations.

Outsourcing to 'play a part' in reducing £1bn police IT bill

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Time to start worrying...

...is when the emergency calls centre is outsourced to India.

Stick your finger in another Pi: Titchy-puter now has touchscreen

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Re: Poor resolution (@gerdesj)

Article still says 800x400, and the extra 80 doesn't change the inadequacy of the resolution. I'm not sure why you direct me to comments about why it isn't a tablet. I'm well aware of that fact, it would be a crappy tablet as it is far too thick and (comparatively) power hungry. I merely mentioned that many cheap tablets have better screens to make the point that a reasonable resolution touch screen can be had for not much money.

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Poor resolution

800x400 is what is stated in the article, a strange aspect ratio, but even worse, just not enough pixels these days. I would have hoped for at least 1280x800 which should have been achievable given the number of sub-£100 tablets sporting one of these.

Roll up, roll up: Microsoft, those Irish emails and angry Feds

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Google?

I note that Google are conspicuously absent from the list of companies siding with MS on this. Just another aspect of their contempt for European data privacy.

US cop goes war-driving to find stolen gear by MAC address

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Joke

Broken promise

"Schwindt promises that his software doesn't look for any personally sensitive information."

I would have thought that information such as 'this guy has a stolen laptop' is pretty bloody personally sensitive.

United Nations pledges to get everyone online… by 2030

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Fibre to the dune?

Might have a problem getting nomadic tribes all connected up.

URRGH! Evil app WATCHES YOU WATCHING PORN, snaps your grimace

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Facepalm

What's not to trust?

An executable offering porn? What could possibly go wrong?

Class action launched against Facebook over biometric slurpage

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Hopefully this will open the floodgates...

...for more action against unauthorised data slurping. Apple have my name, address, email and phone numbers despite me not having (or even wanting to have) any of their products. All due to a friend adding this data to their contacts list. Where's my opt-out? Even if I cast this miscreant from my circle of friends, I suspect my data will still be held. Privacy is being shot down in a hail of friendly fire.

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

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Joke

Re: Their firmware update

Even better, they heard about two factor security so they also changed the username to 'admin'.

Spaniard trousers €60,000 bank error, proceeds directly to jail

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Justice for all

Why wasn't someone from the bank alongside him in court? If he was on trial for misappropriation of funds, a banker should be on trial for misdirection of funds.

Sacré bleu! Apple, Nokia, Samsung et al end their three-year sulk over 'home taping' tax

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Trollface

How are the royalties split?

People who buy a box of blank DVDs need to know. After all, it wouldn't do to copy purely music torrents or purely movie torrents to the DVDs as some of the levy would go to the wrong people.

Turn-by-turn directions coming to Ordnance Survey Maps

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A question.

The 'freetards' mentioned in the article presumably have nothing to do with the British taxpayers who fund the OS. So, who are they?

Now India probes Google, threatens $1bn fine over 'biased' search

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Re: A tenth of annual profit? @Mongo

The fine can easily be enforced if the company concerned wishes to continue trading in that country. Also, why should anyone miss out if the total fines came to more than 100% of global profits? Companies like Google and Apple are worth a lot more than just a single year's profit figures. They'd be hurt badly, but nowhere near bankrupted. It might even make them pause and consider some changes.

All pixels go: World's biggest sky-gazing camera gets final sign-off

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Joke

D'Oh!

They forgot to include a flash for night time photography!

The Honor's a defo gamechanger, but good luck buying one

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FAIL

I've got them for half that price

Special offer until stocks arrive

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Joke

XT

It's the start of a slippery slope! Before you know it there will be BitcoinAT and that will be followed by BitcoinPS/2...

NCA arrests six Lizard Squad users after gaming firms, retailers targeted

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Channeling abilities

"...how they can channel their abilities into productive and lucrative legitimate careers.”

Such as breaking rocks and sewing mailbags?

Associated Press sues FBI for impersonating its site to install spyware

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Updating.

Updating to the latest version of Java will patch the targeted vulnerability - and install two shortly-to-be-targeted vulnerabilities.

Honor 7 – heir apparent to the mid-range Android crown

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I'd be interested in one of these provided that the pre-installed facebook and twitter can become post-uninstalled.

Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

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Re: Remedial

I'm wondering how much of their riches are due to not paying for some competent programmers.

Apple will reveal new iPhone on Sept 9 – this is what it may look like

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Joke

The Bill Graham auditorium

The reality distortion field there may well be strong enough to feature a personal appearance by St. Jobs!

Google tells iOS 9 app devs: Switch off HTTPS if you want that sweet sweet ad money from us

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"custom creative code"

Otherwise known as 'malware'.

French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

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"Nobody doubts that the condition is a real and potentially painful one"

Wrong.

Sony Xperia M4 Aqua 4G: The Android smartie that can take its drink

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I too have a soft spot for Sony.

It's on the compost heap.

Samsung smart fridge leaves Gmail logins open to attack

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Joke

I was in the middle of a game of Crysis on my fridge. I was doing rather well until everything froze.

Fancy a mile-high earjob? We've had five!

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@AJames

I can't quite see the advantage of being allowed to wear earbuds during the phases of flight where all electronic equipment (including any noise-cancelling circuitry) has to be switched off.

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Wow! I've got 10,000 followers on Gibber!