* Posts by Cyberhash

10 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Sep 2013

Vlad the blockader: Russia's anti-VPN law comes into effect

Cyberhash
Angel

Is anyone really surprised by this ??. Guess it would be hard for you average Ruskie to comprehend that we eat cornflakes while watching Eastenders & WhatsApping our bits on the side pictures of our freshly shaven genitalia , and smoke a fat green one every 30 mins whilst living on benefits. Our biggest worry is our phone going below 5% charge.

These Russians can read minds and hack you bigtime. NATALIA from Russia emails me every day offering me sex and to look at her photos. She really knows what I'm into and it worries me that she has placed a Krack infested Wi-Fi router under my house that links my thoughts directly to the Kremlin.

44m UK consumers on Equifax's books. How many pwned? Blighty eagerly awaits spex on the breach

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Re: The only good thing about the 44 million number

Pfft ......... these people you speak of (political class) don't need credit. They use dodgy accounts held in Bermuda along with Jimmy Carr. It's only us minions up to our eyeballs in debt that have their data in the hands of these types of companies.

Malware writer offers free trojan to hackers ... with one small drawback

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Satan Says

Play with fire and you shall get burned, or if you are lucky just sizzled .............

Facebook is abusive. It's time to divorce it

Cyberhash

Windows live spaces was actually better in many ways, shame it died a death :(

Smart meter benefits even crappier than originally thought

Cyberhash

I have been saving my own farts in glass bottles for the past 20 years and i can offer anyone a PAYG type contract for future gas needs, whilst saving the planet with the costs and destruction caused by recycling glass. All i need is your BANK DETAILS !!

Russia shoves antitrust probe into Microsoft after Kaspersky gripes about Windows 10

Cyberhash

Who would actually want to run 2 security suites at once ???

Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

Cyberhash

You are all NAGS

The comments on these posts are pointless and just people out looking for a good NAG/MOAN.

If you don't want windows 10, USE the internet and find out how to block these updates and GWX.

If you wanna jump ship to linux/osx, then do so. The world would be boring if everyone drove a ford car.

If you have a problem with MS products after installation, contact MS.

Wipe away the tears and BE HAPPY !!

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Cyberhash

Is that beaver i see :)

Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30

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Was The Mutts Nutts

Probably the best machine ever invented and had some of the best games ever written for it. Nothing graphically outstanding by today's standards of course.

Many many many hours of my life spent on sensible soccer, cannon fodder, pinball dreams etc.

Those were real games on a real machine !!!!!!!! and funnily never needed any updates or patches.

Intel's new top-dog desktop 'Extreme' CPU fails to excite geekerati

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Upgrades have not been worthwhile since a core 2 duo/quad to be honest , the numbers might have changed a bit when using apps when benchmarking but in the real world .......... not much has changed