* Posts by jelabarre59

2005 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Aug 2013

Reg fashion special: Top designer says 'video chat accessories' are in for spring!

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Re: Fashion is easy!

Korpiklaani's version of Ievan Polka I hope?

Nah, the Hatsune Miku version.

Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots

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Re: How long does it take to reboot a 787 ?

Could be worse, could be one of those rechargeable Varta barrel batteries permanently soldered to the mainboard (popular in the late 80's and early 90's). They don't explode or die, they just leak and erode the traces on the board.

NASA's classic worm logo returns for first all-American trip to ISS in years: Are you a meatball or a squiggly fan?

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Re: Meatball

First time I saw the meatball logo I was reminded of the Blake's 7 logo.

My understanding was the "arrow" in the Blakes7 logo was meant as an intentional swipe at Star Trek's Starfleet emblem. In fact, the United Earth Space Probe Agency emblem looks even more like the B7 logo.

You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up

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Film at 11

But wearing pants/trousers would necessitate wearing underwear.... (now try getting THAT image out of your head).

Film at Eleven...

Official: Office 365 Personal, Home axed next month... and replaced by Microsoft 365 cloud subscriptions

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Channel

While the Stable update channel is on hiatus, Microsoft is promising features that haven't yet been fully baked.

When it comes to Microsoft AND Google, the Stable Channel is ALWAYS on hiatus.

That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Also just because 100's millions type something wrong doesn't make it right, otherwise the correct way to write OH MY GOD in 2020 would be OMG!!!!

The usage of "OMG" dates much further back than you'd think. And it comes from your side of the pond.

Antarctica declared world's most volcanic region as 91 new cones found beneath ice

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not Antartica

Come on, we know R'leyeh isn't in Antartica...

R'lyeh is Manhattan.

There's no Huawei a virus can stop us! 90% of our staff in China are already back at work, says CEO

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Re: Stealing a (long) March

Sure, which is why they continue to hold a certain appeal. Of course, over time dictatorships tend to become inefficient because power gets handed to yes men.

Which makes me wonder who the particular "yes men" were that decided they'd prefer to cover up a particular flu outbreak in a small region rather than report it and call for assistance while it was still containable. Just be assured if such persons are "revealed", they will be nothing more than convenient "fall guys" to redirect blame on.

Google warns against disabling websites during Coronavirus pandemic

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Re: Website owners warn Google

Or leave out a vital word.

As in Housecats pet-food Tuna Brazil

= Housecats pet-food -Tuna -Brazil.

Or the one that I encountered yesterday, doing a search that included "krb5-config" (even placed in quotes in the search) was giving me results for "krb5.conf". And the latter was outright highlighted in the search results, so I *know* that's what they searched for.

They need to add an option to their search API, something that says "search for *exactly* what I tell you, not what you delusionally *think* I was searching for, you dimwitted squirrel".

I guess they're presuming if they stick their heads far enough up their arse they won't contract COVID-19.

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Re: "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results."

"Ramping up again will be harder as your website will need to be re-indexed, and it might not appear in search results in the same way as it did before the disable."

So their search results could suck even more than they already do? Is that even possible???

ISP Monkeybrains cries foul over coronavirus fees after requesting more bandwidth. Zayo says it was all a mistake

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Exactly. irregardless of a bio-crisis, failing to get off their ass for the past four months and do a task they should have done back then does not constitute "expediting".

What's a Google Play? Huawei talks up fledgling AppGallery store, shows off another voice assistant with a female name

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Re: Sounds like the (almost) perfect App Store to me

> But still no WhatsApp or Facebook. No Uber Eats or Deliveroo. And, for that matter, no Uber.

Excellent. Now if only they didn't have TikTok and SnapChat...

Exactly my thought too. I would have considered those factors in it's favor.

...also means that users of the company's phones are cut off from Google's cloud storage platform – not to mention the Chocolate Factory's music and video stores.

Again, factors in it's favor.

I thing Huawei should concentrate on contributing to the AOSP base. Code that projects like LineageOS could make use of. Might encourage other phone makers to do the same.

Microsoft: 14 January patch was the last for Windows 7. Also Microsoft: Actually...

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Re: it's all curable, and worth it

And as for Windows 10 set-up. MICROSOFT, i DO NOT WANT ONENOTE or a Microsft LOGIN (Apologies for shouting) I have notices that Windows 10 is making it harder and harder to figure out hot to skip creating a microsoft account. I Personally DO NOT want it and never have. I t just for Microsft to try and make even more money out of me,

If you are doing a new install, the trick is to disable the networking (or unplug ethernet and don't give it a wifi connection). And to avoid the security questions, don't give the account a password when you first create it. You can add a password later.

Of course, even WITH OpenShell, there's just no way to overcome the sheer fugliness of the UI.

IBM fires up the big iron, Facebook hands out masks, Cisco splashes cash, and CDC gets an Azure-powered bot

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...Speaking through his social media orifice...

So IOW he was talking out his ass?

Taiwan collars coronavirus quarantine scofflaws with smartphone geo-fences. So, which nation will be next?

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Signal?

For my phone it would be easy. If there's no signal, then I'm at home.

Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer

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And if Studebaker/Packard had joined in on the American Motors conglomerate, AMC might even still be around (although seeing how S/P's management was in the latter days of their auto manufacturing, maybe not).

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"Mr. Ford has caused, and continues to cause, substantial and irreparable harm to the Buggy Whip Entities [that] sell leather equine encouragers used in the carriages that enable traditional transportation services."

But at least the Buggy Whip manufacturers figured out how to migrate to the S&M business.

Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves

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I'm sure the airlines are ramping up their efforts to develop cryogenic-suspension capsules, to avoid all the issues with passengers, and to squeeze more in at any time. Then they could just stick with cargo planes for all but the shortest flights (processing time has to be considered).

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Re: and desks and chairs at IKEA

I had just presumed their product names were faux-Swedish. Maybe something run through a Bork Translator

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Stacked?

But wait, isn't NASA one of the two originators of OpenStack, the *on-premises* cloud? Couldn't figure out how to maintain one of their OWN projects?

Gods of cloud smiled on Chinese server makers in Q4, as mainframe punters chucked a big bone at IBM

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Re: Are these numbers right?

Raspberry PI Zero ??

Why not? An OpenStack cluster serving up Pi Zeros...

Firefox to burn FTP out of its browser, starting slowly in version 77 due in April

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Add-in

I suppose if you *really* needed it, there are plenty of FTP extensions for Firefox out there...

Oh, wait, Mozilla BROKE the extensions API... Never mind.

(personally, though, a separate application is so much nicer, and more flexible as well)

Netflix starts 30-day video data diet at EU's request to ensure network availability during coronavirus crisis

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Re: Less bandwidth

According to French news, Netflix will reduce bandwidth, not resolution.

Will lead to more buffering, I suppose.

Well, I watch Crunchyroll, so I'm USED to buffering and dropped connections...

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Not having a TV I shall assume this is an opportunity for aerial territorial television --- not using bandwidth

But ever since the switchover to digital TV broadcast, we don't get any signal...

"How many broadcast channels do we have?"

"None"

"None? Did you count them?"

"Yes, twice."

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Re: Hey, no fair!

What about my 4K tentacle porn?

Just stare at this (**NSFW**) and pretending it's moving? (who'd have expected tentacle pr0n to go back to 1814? when he wasn't doing pix of Mt Fuji)

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Re: You are so clever.

Quite simply, I wouldn't be *ABLE* to focus on a streaming video series/movie and still be able to focus on troubleshooting difficult OpenStack deploys. Of course, having worked remote for a few years now, I've already learned that.

Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit

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Re: Bad arguments

I would think one (amongst many) solutions to patents being rubber-stamped simply for filing fees is that when a patent is invalidated, the granting patent office would have to pay 10x the filing fee back to the party suing for invalidation.

We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks

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Coax Ethernet was cheaper from the very beginning. Token Ring gear I remember being quite pricey, and Token Bus wasn't seen outside of industrial applications.

And ARCnet was the cheapest of all, slow as it may have been. As I remember it was another token-passing system, and woe unto you if any workstation on the line lost it's physical connection.

You've duked it out with OS/2 – but how to deal with these troublesome users? Nukem

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Re: Timing is off..

I remember having my own small part in the whole OS/2 vs MSWin saga.

At one PCExpo in the early 1990's, Microsoft had their big OS/2 vs MSWin pavilion set up. The dimwitted younger brother of the owner of my then employer was sitting in on one of MS' rigged demonstrations, just sucking up all the hype. Afterwards he was all excited about all the BS MS had handed him, and I knew logic was far beyond his capability.

That evening there was a get-together of members of the PCMag forums on CompuServe. I was sitting with other members of the OS/2 Forum, including William F. Zachmann himself. The decision was made to make a formal challenge to Microsoft the next day, with a properly optimized OS/2 system against Microsoft's optimized 3.1 machines (rather than the intentionally kneecapped OS/2 machines they were using in the demo). Microsoft, obviously, refused.

It was a week or so later that a directive came down to Zachmann that he had to straighten out his attitude and start supporting Microsoft, which led to his eventual departure from Ziff-Davis' "MS Fanclub". Always seemed an interesting coincidence that should have happened shortly after the PCExpo confrontation.

Sadly, the web has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nothing is true; everything is permitted'

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Some fish have them on their forehead. Some squid have detachable ones.

Or some people...

Stop us if you've heard this one before: HP Inc rejects Xerox's $36.5bn buyout plan as takeover saga drags on

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Dell PC/Laptop sales was one of the highlights of their recent numbers.

That's just because Dell has re-entered their "Crap" phase again.

'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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Re: Getting security 100% right is hard

What were they thinking ???

Ah, "thinking". That's where your logic falls apart.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: I'm just waiting...

It will play havoc given that most supermarkets have little to no stockroom space these days and order on a just-in-time basis.

Ah yes, "Just-In-Time inventorying". I remember when that concept first came to my attention some 30+ years ago (some now-defunct department store chain was pushing it onto their suppliers for EDI and such). Even back then my thought was it would be all well and good until some piece of the delivery chain broke. And now it's happening (well, not the first time in those 30 years, just very noticeable now). Not such a disaster when you're building Toyotas, but everyplace else, not so good.

AI-predicted protein structures could unlock vaccine for COVID-19 coronavirus... if correct... after clinical trials

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Re: these structure predictions have not been experimentally verified

Naaaah. Can't possibly be a stupid marketing stunt.

Well yes, a good possibility. But it can also be trying to build on the open-source model of putting it out there for others to build and improve upon. Essentially opening that "peer review" to a larger audience quicker.

We shall see.

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Re: The cynical among us will see this as a marketing stunt.

Is that the reason that you married the teacher?

Nah, s/he was just hot for teacher...

'Developers have lost hope Microsoft will do the right thing'... Redmond urged to make WinUI cross-platform

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Re: Oh, no!

Absolutely. Given my preference I would be running Cinnamon Desktop as the MSWindows desktop manager. Remember way back in MSWin 3.x when you could replace ProgramManager with your own desktop shell? I quite liked Norton Desktop for Windows back then.

HP Ink: No way, Xerox. We're not accepting your takeover. Well, we'd never say never. Maybe even maybe? Hello, you still there? Please?

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Re: "the current Xerox acquisition offer is not in the best interest of HP shareholders"

You do realize the directors of a company are legally obliged to put the interests of the shareholders first?

And continuing to screw over the customers (who are the source of that income/profits) or the employees (who make the product those customers buy) will not provide that value to the shareholders. Even for the employees that remain, morale will become so low they won't care of the product is any good or not, and might even sabotage things from within as a form of revenge. And disgruntled customers are more vocal than happy ones (I know *I* go out of my way to complain about shoddy products).

World Wide Web's Sir Tim swells his let's-remake-the-internet startup with Bruce Schneier, fellow tech experts

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Sign up now and avoid the possibility that if you need it later you will run into "that user name is already taken, please try a different name: suggestion - "mynamex345075"

More like https://youtu.be/c4kxn9ualhk?t=515

Forcing us to get consent before selling browser histories violates our free speech, US ISPs claim

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Re: Judgement

More pertinently if you want your company to be treated like a person, you should be ok with it being taxed on income instead of profit. If you're not happy with that, stop believing the ridiculous notion that a company should have the same legal rights as a person.

If companies are people, we should be able to try and execute them too.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

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Got to love a bit of Ken Ham. Wasn't he the one who built that ark that was too small to hold all the world animals but too big to float?

You don't need a lot of space to store them. Just digitally encode them on a gold-copper alloy wire...

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I know plenty of people that could bang some metal into a rocket shape and bolt a chair in the front that I would never take a ride with.

Boeing engineers?

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Can't be as bad as not ejecting at all...

The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

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Re: Beware survival bias

+1 for the SunBeam reference, though their toaster was more important and is the iconic pinnacle of mechanical toasters.

You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save data from a computer that should have died aeons ago

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Old PC running some sort of custom software (I think it was called SNIP?) where the program author wanted £££ for a "module" to export the data as CSV. Company in despair. Eventually I get to here about it.

My first IT job, we had a very kludged/customized install of Real World Accounting System. So customized it was impossible to move to a newer version. The company needed a summary report of open orders with totals of each. The system was only able to print full reports of EVERYTHING, or summaries that merely said customer, order date and ship date. Would have been thousands of dollars for yet another bit of kludged customization.

In the meantime I had been cajoling them to get me a copy of Paradox database, for another tracking DB (incoming orders, at the time handled on a convoluted set of handwritten and rewritten sheets). Eventually they grudgingly bought it. Poking through the flat-file export of the order headers, I happened to see it showed order totals. I cobbled together an import of the order headers, and then massaged the data for the very report they wanted. Saved them thousands of dollars on top of not turning the accounting system into an even bigger pile of shit.

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Re: Lots of this type of stuff on YouTube

I watched something a couple of days ago where they managed to jury rig something in order to read data off of an old 8" floppy - lots of geological data I seem to recall. Worth a look!

Actually it was fossil data. I was just watching that one.

Managed services slinger Ensono waves goodbye to staff on both sides of the pond

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Re: Time Zones

Now *there's* where I see having support staff in India & other countries makes sense. Having staff in multiple timezones means there are fresh staff ready to help with off-hours emergencies elsewhere in the world. And you could have North American staff available for off-hours in APAC.

But you KNOW, of course, these executives aren't doing this with improving customer service (or employee morale) in mind.

Chrome deploys deep-linking tech in latest browser build despite privacy concerns

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" But because Chrome so dominates the browser market,

......

" But because Internet Explorer so dominates the browser market, its unilateral innovations tend to become obligations for competitors, particularly if web developers embrace them."

Which is why I refer to GoogleChrome (and the entire quagmire of Chromium in general) as "MSIE6-revisited". It's the same disaster happening all over again.

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Re: See replies below

If a browser does send anything after the "#", it's buggered!

So, IOW, anything made by Google.

'An issue of survival': Why Mozilla welcomes EU attempts to regulate the internet giants

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Re: If you want to see this in action.

Another damning thing that Google actively discourages use of other browses.

It's definitely the case with the Google Play Store.

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Re: We really need Firefox alive

Long time ago, the existance saved us from Proprietary MS only internet.

And I would have thought it deliciously ironic (and a much better choice for them and us) if Microsoft had based their Edge rewrite on Mozilla/Firefox rather than MSIE6-revisited (AKA Google Chrome).