* Posts by jelabarre59

2005 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Aug 2013

Source code for seminal adventure game Zork circa-1977 exhumed from MIT tapes, plonked on GitHub

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Re: Schmoo?

I was wondering if anyone would have noticed the (un)Official DEC Auxiliary Output Delivery System we had installed.

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Schmoo?

If I'm remembering the name right, our PDP-11/20 in high school had a simpler text game called "Schmoo", which involved slinging mud at the schmoo creature (who liked mud being slung at it) by guessing direction and distance. Then you make YOU happy (so it thought) it would then sling mud back at you. Was probably a couple other basic games, can't remember what they were anymore.

Oh yes, and here was our old machine.

The point of containers is they aren't VMs, yet Microsoft licenses SQL Server in containers as if they were VMs

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You'd think the programming "geniuses" at Microsoft should be able to figure out a containerization function for MSWindows too, right? Split out userspace functions into their own little boxes; after all MSWindows has such a rock-solid kernel, and distinct separation of kernel-space and user-space...

Wait... what? Oh, nevermind.

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Really, why would anyone think this would be done any other way. You are installing an instance of SQL Server, so you license it on how many cores it has, like a VM.

If they're doing it like Oracle does, they charge by the number of cores on the *HOST* system, not the VM. So if you want to balance your VMs around to multiple hosts (maybe just two Oracle or SQL VMs per host) you have to pay for ALL the cores, even if you only assign 2 cores to that VM. This is where the problem comes in.

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Re: Like Oracle....

That was my thought. It sounded *exactly* like the situation at a prior job of mine, where they were moving all their Oracle servers from HPUX machines to Linux VMs on ESX. Oracle's "re evaluation" of licensing on VMs suddenly made the prospect WAY more expensive.

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

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floppy and no slots

We had one of these in our multimedia lab at IBM when it first came out (we were testing the web view of our product at the time). Right off we found it was nearly unusable in our environment. Our lab was token-ring only, it was weeks before we got a phone jack we could use with the modem, and the lack of a floppy meant we couldn't even test our generated HTML & MVR files off of a floppy disk. A year or so later we eventually got an ethernet connection, but for a while it was a fancy but not entirely useful toy.

And eventually we got a replacement for that abominable "Babybel Cheese Mouse" the machine came with.

Years later I got a rev.D version of the iMac for real cheap at a tag sale (lost it in a house fire though).

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Re: Nowadays Macs don't look different than PCs

Pretty amazing how Apple has got to where it is, given that according to the massed ranks of El Reg Commentardery, everything they've ever done is (a) a shameless copy of some unsung hero company's work, (b) crap, (c) ridiculously overpriced and (d) would never be bought by anybody.

I would give apple the credit that while yes, they did tend to take ideas others had made before, but they made their business giving those products polish and simplicity. They were good at taking a rough technology and giving it a finish. These days they make their money through hype, flashy products with less substance, and vendor lock-in.

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Re: Nowadays Macs don't look different than PCs

The iPod more resembled a cigarette case (in size and rounded corners) a product which has a hundred year track record of being easy to pocket.

I thought the original whyPod resembled an upside-down radio/communicator from Joe90...

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Re: And that means Apple is now 44.

Is that one where Woz wanted to push the Apple IIgs, and Steve Jobs wanted to kneecap it so it wouldn't compete with his Macintosh? Don't know if that story is actually true (but I wouldn't have put it past Jobs to sabotage something that interfered with his "vision"), but I absolutely think the IIgs should have been pushed and developed a lot more. Just imagine what an "Apple i-GS" could have been like, had they kept up the development. (yeah, would have had an entirely different name by then, with or without the "i"). But I'm sure Apple would have found a way to lock-down and lock users out of an "Apple II zeta-zeta" by now.

We beg, implore and beseech thee. Stop reusing the same damn password everywhere

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Re: protect what you value

For example, if you joined, or were forced to join, a website or forum because you ONE TIME wanted some information that was only available to members, it is quite reasonable to use abc123 as a universal password.

For those one-time usages I'm forced into, my chosen password is a bit "coarser"...

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Re: In other news....

I just use a passcode/PIN. It's 12345... Easy to remember as I have it as the combination on my luggage too.

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Re: In other news....

For sites that insist upon a phone number, it depends on what my usage of the site will be. If I feel I'll go back again, I'll use a Google Voice number (which doesn't get answered, and isn't even configured anyplace as a number which CAN be answered). If it's a one-time visit, I'll look up the number of their HQ office, or the HQ of a competitor.

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Re: In other news....

What really bugs me are sites that won't let me paste in a password. As I always chose long complex passwords it can be a pain in the rear to type them in; so I tend to avoid such sites...

Sometimes those sites will take a bit longer, since before I leave I'll need to hunt down the contact information and send them a comment on their bad site engineering. And the harder they make it for me to send the message, the more harshly it will be worded.

There's a black hole lurking within 1,000 light years of Earth – and you can see stars circling it with the naked eye

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Closer one than that

1000 light years away? Don't have to go as far as that. Just look at my daughter's room, objects enter that to never come out again...

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Re: 1,000 light years away is a bit too far ...

We don't have to chuck them in, tossing them into the general direction is already a good start, as long as they get to LEO without oxygen.

But we don't want a bunch of politicians butting heads and triggering a Kessler syndrome.

It looks like you want a storage appliance for your data centre. Maybe you'd prefer a smart card reader?

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Amazon have some weird suggestions; I recently bought a new cordless drill and under their heading "Customers who bought that item also bought" and suggested a salacious novel. The mind boggles.

I expect there was plenty of "drilling" going on in that novel, if you catch my meaning. (wink wink, nudge nudge}

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Re: Tiger Direct?

I remember being excited that CompUSELESS had been resurrected online, until I found out it was just a new web-front for TD!

There, FTFY.

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Re: Bit like Amazon at the moment

Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of "hammering" going on in those, if you catch my meaning... wing wink, nudge nudge.

Gmail and Outlook sitting in a tree, not t-a-l-k-i-n-g to me or thee

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Thunderbird is suffering a lot of breakage these days, severe memory leaks that necessitate closing the application at least once a day (sometimes twice). I suspect the massive boatload of code-breakage coming from Mozilla/Firefox is having it's way with Thunderbird, and with the Mozilla Project so intent on abandoning/not-abandoning it (really the first, they just loudly protest it isn't so) and not enough staff/support, I'm concerned it may not last. And seeing as the alternatives are the bloated and clumsy Evolution, or a multitude of email clients who believe that columnar-only UIs are in ANY way usable, not much available to replace it.

And to state it quite clearly; a web browser is *NOT* an email client.

Square peg of modem won't fit into round hole of PC? I saw to it, bloke tells horrified mate

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Re: heh

Beat me to it you did...

Red Hat’s new CEO on surviving inside Big Blue: 'We don’t participate in IBM's culture. It’s that simple'

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Re: An Almighty Trojan Acquisition ........

Not so much a reverse takeover (in the way that Time-Warner took over AOL, even though AOL were the ones doing the buying). It could be possible (I cannot say how likely though) that some of the Directors realized IBM needs to start adopting some of RedHat's culture, or else die an agonizingly slow death.

Who's still using Webex? Not even Cisco: Judge orders IT giant to use rival Zoom for virtual patent trial

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Re: Am I the only one using Google Meet?

We're using that for our Friday mixer at work. Partially since it's included with the rest of our Google services package.

Android trojan EventBot abuses accessibility services to clear out bank accounts – fortunately, it's 'in preview'

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Re: And google/android will get the flack

Yes, Google needs to be held responsible for not making access controls more granular, and for taking too long to give us the level of granular control we have now. And I'm sure they grudgingly did that, as giving us better control might mean we'd find ways to avoid the Google-kaiju.

But a lot of blame also has to go to the lazy app developers, the ones who configured their apps to "request everything" for permissions, rather than actually THINKING about what they actually needed, and restricting the controls to just those.

CFOs are crossing fingers and hoping a second wave of COVID-19 does not appear, says Gartner

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Re: CFO Planning

And, six months ago, how many CFO's had a major worldwide pandemic virus and government orders for everyone to stay at home in their plans?

Wouldn't have much mattered if you DID plan for it. Consider the restaurant/theatre chain that actually had "pandemic insurance". Fecking insurance company (and their backers over your way, some place called "Lloyds") tried REAL hard to back out of paying, saying the contract didn't actually name "COVID-19" as a covered pandemic (but it did mention SARS *and* any mutations of it, and guess what COVID-19 is?)

Talk about physical to virtual translation: Red Hat officially emits OpenShift 4.4, Fedora 32 in online conference

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...The desktop has been upgraded to GNOME 3.36.

Funny, I wouldn't have called an install of Gnome 3.x-anything an "upgrade"...

Hey bud – how the heck does that stay in your ear? Google emits latest Pixel Buds, plus extra bloatware if you have the matching phone

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Stay in my ears????

I'm sure they'd stay in my ears just about as well as the Apple ones, which is to sat NOT AT ALL. I need to have ones with flexible-enough rubber cushions that they can be wedged in,, or they have to have something that hooks over the earlobes and goes around the back of my head to the other one. And tiny little things the size of a used piece of chewing gum? Yeah, that'll be lost instantly. I need a wire connecting the two so I have a likely chance of finding one side if I can manage to find the other.

Earbuds that can be lost, won't fit in my ears, and rely on flakey BT sync. I think they have the decimal point in the wrong place; should be two spaces to the left..

As for the colour names? I think Ford was far ahead of them in 1970, when the Ford Maverick came in "Anti-Establish Mint, Hulla Blue, Original Cinnamon, and Freudian Gilt (gold)".

UK snubs Apple-Google coronavirus app API, insists on British control of data, promises to protect privacy

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Re: Not on my phone

How long do you think before the back-end data is processed to determine who's phone is seeing the most bluetooth signals regularly and the cops sent to 'remind' them about social distancing? I give it a month, perhaps two and of course it'll all be for our own good.

And how do they differentiate your Phone bluetooth from every other sort of bluetooth? So in your household you each have a phone, a tablet, a laptop (and even newer desktops), and in the house are two or three gaming consoles, a couple of media streaming devices, etc. All these have their bluetooth signatures, and perhaps the corresponding controllers, bluetooth headsets etc get counted here too. Suddenly there's a crowd of 25-30 "people" reported in your house.

Tata Consultancy Services tells staff to go to their rooms and stay there, even after the pandemic passes

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About the one thing that was handy with my visiting a partner site every one or two weeks was I could stop by Lowes/Home Crappo/Harbor Freight on the way home and pick up supplies/parts/tools that the local home improvement center doesn't stock. Or some other thing that isn't worth an online order for (where shipping ends up about the same as the item itself).

But then again I have a proper workspace that I've used the past 6 years as a remote employee on multiple jobs.

Chinese carmaker behind Volvo and Lotus ships first two satellites for planned IoT ‘OmniCloud’

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Re: I'm middle class.

I'd quite like to go to a Volvo theme park.

As opposed to a SAAB theme park, where you just lie by the side of the parking lot, and pieces fall off of you.

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Re: Volvo and a theme park ?

But they like to *pretend* to be Communist. So they even lie about their particular political system along with the multitude of OTHER lies coming from their government..

Facebook, AWS team up to produce open-source PyTorch AI libraries, grad student says he successfully used GPT-2 to write his homework....

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YT video?

Knowing YouTube, the NVidia CEO Keynote will get interrupted **mid-sentence** at least twice. Probably by ATI and Intel ads.

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

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Re: Free for non-commercial use?

The thing is, TV's licence tracking is such crap, the machine in question might actually *be* licensed, but that TeamViewer forgot it was licensed.

Cisco UCS servers slugged by 'This SSD will self-destruct in 40,000 hours' firmware farrago

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I doubt WD is worried. They've got no effective competition in the spinning hard drive market (60% market share),

Which is what makes it such a pain in the ass to buy spinning disk these days, especially at your fiendly local WorstBuy store. Staples sells other brands, and on extremely rare occasions you might find some ion their stores (probably somebody slipped up and decided to actually send product to the store).

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Yet another defective WD drive, colour me NOT surprised.

Wall Street analyst worries iPhone is facing '2nd recession' after 2019 annus horribilis

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Re: Saturated Market

You utter b'stard.... I now have Icke Icke Baby - to the tune of Vanilla Ice's ICe Ice Baby - stuck in my head. So thanks for that......

Ah, fortunate then that Clean Tears' "Desperate" has been playing through my head all morning (which is interesting as I've been listening to a lot of Alstroemeria Records product as of late).

ICE cold: Microsoft's GitHub wrings hands over US prez's Trump immigration ban plan

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Would appreciate it if people would stop conflating "right-wing" with "libertarian".

Web pages a little too style over substance? Behold the Windows 98 CSS file

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Re: The Modern UI/UX

In all honesty I am quite convinced that it's the designers who insist that GUIs must be regularly changed because it's the only way they can justify their jobs.

I think it's the only reason ANY products, product packaging, etc get changed. And the stupider, the better. I know I've complained MULTIPLE times to companies that decide they'd rather put some big dopey picture of their product on BACK of the packing, while the microwave directions are in miniature type, and they tell you "see our website for conventional oven directions". NO, dickwits, get rid of the fecking picture and put all the text there, in READABLE type.

Python 2 bows out after epic transition. And there was much applause because you've all moved to version 3, right? Uh, right?

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Re: lol

Because backtracks compatibility is one of the reasons Windows is such a mess?

Windows is the biggest example of how backtracks compatibility can go wrong and I saying that as someone who uses a virtual version of Windows XP to run some games that I love and some programs I am so used to that I don't want to look for replacements.

There's where I've thought MSWindows should just contribute all their old legacy code to Wine, and then just use Wine as a compatibility layer on top of a pared-down MSWin kernel/API. Old code is still supported, and the core gets cleaned up.

Google productises its own not-a-VPN secure remote access tool

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Remote Desktop

Google already *HAS* a publicly-available Remote Access tool. It's called "Chrome Remote Desktop" and it's SHIT. Although it *does* have the benefit of being secure, because it doesn't actually WORK.

Facebook sort-of blocks anti-quarantine events – how many folks are actually behind these 'massive' protests online?

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Typical of Failbook

So Faceborg is, as usual, sucking up to the gun-grabbers. The action on the part of the gun advocacy groups is **NOT** to defy "social distancing. The fact is that the gun-grabbers are just frothing at the mouth to take advantage of this crisis to push through their anti-gun agenda, trying to bury their ever increasing restrictions deep into "must-pass" legislation. The gun advocacy groups are making sure any legislation ONLY deals with the critical issues at hand, and to make sure this doesn't get used to push the agenda of a small subset of people.

The only reason the advocacy groups have to act is BECAUSE the opposition is all set to twist and manipulate a crisis to their OWN failed ideology. NOTHING to do with opposing the emergency measures needed to address the crisis.

(now bring on the obvious downvotes)

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Re: Cables with labels on

so label them with what color they are?

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Re: Cables with labels on

Isn't that what spray paint is for?

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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MacBook Wheel

I thought maybe they had implemented the MacBook Wheel.

Samsung's Galaxy S7 line has had a good run with four years of security updates – but you'll want to trade yours in now

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Re: LineageOS

Seeing as I wouldn't be doing banking on my phone anyway (big hands, small screen) it wouldn't matter. Besides, I *despise* store-specific (or business-specific) apps. Generalized, multi-usage apps only allowed.

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Re: Oh well ...

Gifted my S7 to the Ex when I upgraded.

Is she your "Ex" because you gifted your S7 to her, or did you gift the S7 to her because of the "Ex" bit?

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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Pension-er? Perhaps the first part is meaningful.

Maybe it was the company he was retiring from trying to save some money on the guy's pension.

Slack hooks up with Microsoft Teams and Zoom VoIP calls

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Slack *might* be OK if it weren't for it's crap UI, their abomination known as "Threads", and their insistence on making it impossible to develop an alternative client (which would be your only hope of making the service at all usable). Unfortunately at work everybody is moving away from IRC and over to Slack.

JR "Bob" Dobbs should be insulted that Slack have managed to tarnish the good name of a central tenet of The Church of the Subgenius.

Please, just stop downloading apps from unofficial stores: Android users hit with 'unkillable malware'

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because you don't own what you own

It would seem to me the major issue of not being to clear out such malware is that you the OWNER of the device are not allowed your rightful root-level access. Certainly, you shouldn't be running as root in your daily usage, but Android decides to tell you that you might be the owner, bit you don't actually *OWN* your own devices.

Properly designed, you should be able to boot your device from a clean and write-protected medium (most likely a microSD, or perhaps something on an OTG adapter) and do a full wipe of the storage, and then re-load a clean install. Perhaps the system/OS storage should be on a removable chip inside the phone, where in the worst-case you could pull it out and read/reflash it from your computer (probably not microSD, I think it would probably need a specialized spec, but that's not my field of expertise).

Given Google's own preferences, I'd expect Google would prefer Android be run as an extreme exaggeration of ChromeOS, where the *only* thing on your phone is a bootloader, and anything else has to be run off the internet from their servers.

How is it that the shit-show that was MSWindows Mobile looks to have been *more* open than the supposedly FLOSS-based Android?

Infosys fires employee who Facebooked 'let's hold hands and share coronavirus'

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Re: Background

Other libertarians than he --- even in the highest reaches of government --- also believe in absolute freedom of speech,

Just to clarify that point; libertarians believe strongly in free speech, but also that you are then responsible for that speech. People like to forget that second bit. It's like the big companies who push laissez-faire when it suits them, ignoring the second half that they are also perfectly free to fail unhindered.

Reg fashion special: Top designer says 'video chat accessories' are in for spring!

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I have my two shelving units of records (yes, 12" vinyl) in the background. Oh, and a red hat hanging on the wall.