* Posts by Cynic_999

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Ring glitch results in global ding dong ditch: Doorbell bling flings out random pings but they're not the real thing

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Re: I had this!

Use self-amalgamating tape, not electrical tape. And/or silicon sealant.

Chap beats rap in WhatsApp zap flap: Russian banker walks from insider trading case after deleting software

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Re: How did they know he had it installed?

One end of a whatsapp conversation would usually be all the evidence required, because the metadata shows which device was at the other end. So I doubt that this is the case.

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Yes. Maybe the ludicrously out-dated idea that it is necessary to prove guilt beyond reasonable doubt. If we could just convict people on the basis that the "police know he is guilty", and do away with the red-tape of having to provide evidence, then we could get far more convictions.

Flying camera drones, cuddly Echo gadgets... it's all a smoke screen for Amazon to lead you gently down the Sidewalk – and you'll probably like it

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Re: It helps to have the world's wussiest burglar break into your house...

After which you were arrested for putting your rubbish in the wrong bin ...

Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data

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It has a use ...

Just publicise (whether true or not) that the police are catching speeding motorists by tracking their phone, and drivers will respond by switching off their phones or putting in aircraft mode. This will cut down on the number of people using their phone while driving ...

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Re: Railway Lines?

Pretty easy to automatically identify & eliminate such data.

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Re: Who's driving?

That's easy - it's the same issue wrt speed cameras. Just make it a legal requirement for anyone who was a passenger in a speeding vehicle to identify the driver.

Uber allowed to continue operating in English capital after winning appeal against Transport for London

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I wonder whether this has anything to do ...

... with the police wanting to keep Uber because they get such useful "intel" by having access to Uber's database? It is so useful to be able to retrospecively track the movements of millions of people each year with just a quick and simple computer search based on whatever terms your imagination can come up with. Truly a wet dream of any budding police state.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Re: HP

Try carrying one to an office via a paternosta lift! (CAA builing at Gatwick in the 1990's)

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Re: HP

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It was less than a year old, if not used for a couple of weeks it would jam up so the print head wouldn't start, the simple remedy was a tap on the side, that quickly became a routine.

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I suspect that a small drop of machine oil on the printhead runner would have constituted a longer term fix.

Big US election coming up, security is vital and, oh look... a federal agency just got completely pwned for real

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They captured the hackers' IP addresses

I wonder how many of those will be TOR exit nodes or located in countries that do not share information with the US?

Now Nvidia's monster GeForce RTX 3090 cards snaffled up by bots, scalpers – if only there had been a warning

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I really don't understand this

Yes, for many people it's nice to have the new shiney immediately it becomes available, but it's hardly a huge hardship to wait a month or three. The scalpers are making money from the impatient idiots with more money than sense. If people were sensible, they would wait until manufacturing catches up with demand, at which point the prices will probably have reduced - and the scalpers will be stuck with product that they can only sell for less than they paid for it.

But if the idiots are willing to pay the inflated prices, that's just capitalism at work. A few people make money, and others lose only what they have voluntarily and unnecessarily chosen to lose. If the product was never going to be available again, or was a necessity, I'd have a different view. But it's a graphic card, not a once-in-a-lifetime concert or life-saving medicine.

.uk registry operator Nominet responds to renewed criticism – by silencing its critics

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Re: "legally, a member-based non-profit organisation"

That is exactly the definition of a dictatorship. In a dictatorship only the members of the government get a say on policy. As opposed to all the people who those policies affect.

But don't let facts get in the way of an internet post.

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Re: "legally, a member-based non-profit organisation"

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But in reality, it is a de facto dictatorship.

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As are just about all private companies. Running a company as a democracy doesn't work.

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All that is needed to ensure that a company is non-profit is to increase the executive salaries until they equal the excess of income over expenditure. Simples

FBI boasts of dark-web drug bust: 179 collared around the world, $6.5m in cash and 500kg of narcotics seized

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Re: "Legalising a lot of drugs would reduce the value to criminals"

Legalising alcohol maybe didn't reduce its price all that much, but it still created a far better situation to the prohibition era. I'm no fan of governments, but better they get the profits than organised crime.

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Re: "Legalising a lot of drugs would reduce the value to criminals"

ISTM that we already know what happens in a Western society when you (a) prohibit a recreational drug and (b) when you subsequently remove that prohibition. Because it happened in the US with alcohol. So there is really no need to speculate or guess.

Prohibiting a popular commodity leads to the rise of organised crime, and the consequent rise in other crimes and gang violence. It also results in people consuming unsafe toxic substances (e.g. methanol) sold as being the less harmful variety.

Removing the prohibition results in regulation and taxation of the substance which generally becomes cheaper for the end-user, so that the government gets more funding and organised crime less funding. Some degree of control is also possible, and the substance manufactured according to established standards to prevent inadvertant overdosing and poisoning. People can also be made aware of how to use the substance safely in moderation to avoid addiction rather than just being told not to use it at all, and help openly provided for addiction. Information promulgated about the substance tends to be based more on fact and less on hype and scaremongering.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: More to the point

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If they were talking about the WiFi being used to distribute the service around individual houses, then I might believe that could be easily disrupted,

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Even then, the strength of harmonics in any ancient TV that extend up above 2GHz are unlikely to be strong enough to interfere with anything more than a short distance away - and even if they are, the article states it was a brief powerup burst, which a WiFi system will tolerate with the user unlikely to notice. (Even if streaming a movie, the buffer should bridge a disruption of a second or two).

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Re: More to the point

Yes. I find the entire explanation extremely far-fetched. Even if the telly emitted enough RF in a single short burst to disrupt a signal in a pair of copper wires on the other side of the village (which I should think would require MWs of power), surely the link would re-sync within a second or so, and normal TCP/IP error correction would mean that most people would not even notice the disruption.

Cisco’s 'intuitive security' tool can’t handle MAC address randomization out-of-the-box

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Re: Yet another elastoplast with unexpected consequences?

No, but there was a widely advertised javascript honeytrap which did.

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Re: Yet another elastoplast with unexpected consequences?

OK, here's how I think having a fixed MAC can be used by a state actor to track huge numbers of people. State agencies (NSA, GCHQ, FBI etc.) place thousands of small cheap listen-only WiFi monitors near well-travelled WiFi hotspots. They monitor and log every MAC address they see (WiFi encryption does not prevent the harvesting of MAC addresses). This allows the authorities to run correllation algorithms to see whether the same MAC address(es) appear at the time & place as other events, which MAC addresses have been in proximity many times over a time period (implying the people are travelling together) etc. It also allows them to track the past location history of any suspects more accurately than cell tower logs can provide.

Many devices will automatically connect to (or at least handshake with) open WiFi routers even if the owner of the phone has not explicitly commanded it to connect.

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Re: Yet another elastoplast with unexpected consequences?

"... but for a lot of public WiFi you need to register anyway ..."

Exactly. Hence the reason it is desirable to use something else to track you - if you always had to register you could be tracked by the registrations. If you can identify that the same phone has been used in 50 different locations, then even if its owner only registered in one of those locations it is identifyable everywhere - and in retrospect. A bit like leaving fingerprints or DNA all over the place - completely anonymous until they are matched to you just single time in your life.

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Re: Yet another elastoplast with unexpected consequences?

By having sites that run a script that puts your MAC address into a cookie, perhaps?

As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!

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Difficult to know what "augmentation" means

We have augmented our bodies in all sorts of ways for centuries using external devices. Shovels allow us to dig faster than we could using our hands and feet. Telescopes augment our eye sight. etc. Putting the tools/machines inside our body rather than having them external is not such a huge leap.

We want weaponised urban drones flying through your house, says UK defence ministry as it waves a fistful of banknotes

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Re: In other news...

No, never. But then I take trees into account when I plan the flight. Just as I would take overhead cables and bridges etc. into account if planning a route along an urban street. The fact remains that it can be easily done without any need for real-time remote control.

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Re: In other news...

Drones don't need to be controlled remotely, so jammers are no use. Just give it the target coordinates and let it navigate itself around buildings etc. It is not significantly more complex than a car's GPS.

Up from the depths, 864 servers inside, covered in slime, it's Natick!

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Re: Maintenance

That would seem to be a reasonable way of doing things. Now that the rate of significant hardware improvements has slowed, this idea has merit.

Typical '80s IT: Good idea leads to additional duties, without extra training or pay, and a nuked payroll system

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Re: whoops - wrong disk

Computer commands are often ambiguous.

"Copy X Y" (or variatons thereof) for example. Could mean "copy X to Y" or "copy X from Y"

No matter how carefully I have checked that I put the correct device name in the command line, there's always a stressful moment as I hit the return key on a format command ...

I can 'proceed without you', judge tells Julian Assange after courtroom outburst

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Re: Blackmailed

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If you go to jail then being away from your children is a statement of fact

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Yes, which is even more reason why the threat of jail should not be used to elicit testimony against (or for) another person. Nothing a person says as a witness in a different trial should affect whether or not they get sent to prison.

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Re: No fair trial in the US

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... the evidence gained wouldn't be admissible in court ...

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In the U.S. such evidence would not be admissible, but in the UK it most certainly would be admissible. The UK has no equivalent to the "fruit of the poisoned tree" clause that makes illegally obtained evidence inadmissible.

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Re: No fair trial in the US

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If someone breaks into a house and reveals information about, say, a fraud being perpetrated by one of the residents, does that excuse the housebreaking?

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In law it certainly does if the housebreaking in question was carried out by law enfocement equipped with a search warrant. And while a private citizen cannot get such protection from the law, the morality of the situation is 100% identical.

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Re: Blackmailed

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If you're going to do illegal things while being a parent, it is you and you alone who are putting your child at risk, especially when your adversary is known to play hardball.

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Yes - and that's the reason why very few Germans did anything against the atrocities perpetrated by the Nazis.

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Re: Blackmailed

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Suggestion: Don't do anything to get incarcerated if this matters to you.

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Yup. If you see a police officer beating someone to death, turn a blind eye. If you know that a politician is being bribed to influence government policy - stay silent.

Just don't then complain if your kids then have to grow up in a police state or malevolent dictatorship.

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Re: Blackmailed

Yes, the child of the mass-murderer would also be taken into care - but the father in that case would not be offered the chance of preventing it by implicating someone who the FBI didn't like. No matter whether deliberate or as a natural consequence, if a witness has benefitted or is likely to benefit considerably as a result of their testimony, that testimony should be treated with a very large pinch of salt. It's why I do not trust the testimony of people who claim they were abused decades ago when they stand to be paid large sums of compensation as a consequence of being given official victim status.

It works both ways - a defence witness who stands to gain significantly if the defendent is aquitted should also not be relied upon.

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Re: Blackmailed

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"You have two options, one of which involved a lot of hard time and separation from your family, and the other involves helping is nail a bigger fish"

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Yes, I understand the reason. The problem being that it is a powerful incentive to provide false testimony against an innocent person as well. What's better - provide truthful evidence against a "Mr. Big" who would very likely have you tortured to death for being a grass, or provide false evidence against an innocent person who is in no position to retaliate?

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Blackmailed

How can any fair court place any trust in the testimony of a man who was threatened with having his child abducted unless he told the FBI what they wanted to hear?

Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's how many signs of intelligent life astroboffins found in probe of TEN MILLION stars

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Re: Surprise, surprise...

No they wouldn't, because the far narrower beam width means that not only is there a low probability that they would happen to be aimed in our direction, but that if they did happen to hit us, they would remain aimed at us long enough for us to detect an artificial pattern (modulation) before planetary rotation etc. moves their direction away from us.

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Re: Surprise, surprise...

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... will be by radio signals transmitted at a higher power than most localised terrestrial signals ...

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Sure, but they are *highly directional* signals, so the probability that any happen to be aimed at a distant star during the window when someone is listening for them is low. In addition, a higher and higher percentage of radio signals are being modulated by multiplexed digital information, which is a lot harder to recognise as being artificial than analogue information. In fact GPS signals are spread spectrum and below the background noise floor, and so virtually undetectable even on the surface of the Earth unless you know exactly what you are looking for.

It's also likely to be a relatively short period of time that such communication methods are used - already we are seeing experiments in laser communication with space craft, which are both narrower and lower power. And the future may see us using neutrinos or other exotic means to communicate over a distance.

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Would WE be detected?

We appear to be looking for signs of activities that are very likely to be a fleeting stage in the cycle of an intelligent species. We have probably not emitted radio signals that could be detected at light-years distances for more than the past 100 years (if that), and I doubt will will be doing so for all that much longer (if indeed we still do).

It assumes that all intelligent life will create electromagnetic signals that can span vast distances of space and are identifyable as being artificial. But that is hardly a sensible assumption. You cannot even assume that intelligent life will always modify its environment in a way that is readily detectable even if we had images taken from orbit around their planet.

Like Uber, but for satellite launches: European Space Agency’s ride-sharing rocket slings 53 birds with one bang

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Re: ESAIL I'm confused

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My understanding is that AIS works on VHF radio - hence being strictly line of sight.

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Yes, you are correct - hence the advantage of using satellites. AIS uses two frequencies, 161.975 MHz and 162.025 MHz (marine channels 87 and 88), using short burst data transmissions at essentially random intervals so there is an acceptably low percentage of radio collisions even when a lot of ships are in radio range.

A satellite has line of sight to a very large area of ocean, and so a constellation of satellites can receive the AIS transmissions from ships over a vast area (almost the whole World), and relay the data back to ships or ground stations on the surface. Similar to how an EPIRB is VHF (and so line of sight), but is picked up by satellites and relayed to rescue services even though the EPIRB signal is out of range of any surface receiver.

The average port cannot receive AIS signals (or radar returns) from ships further away than 50 miles or so (line of sight), but satellite relays would provide ports with a similar tool that air traffic controllers enjoy with aircraft transponders (SSR), and so have greater advance warning and be able to plan how to handle the traffic better.

Brexit border-line issues: Would you want to still be 'testing' software designed to stop Kent becoming a massive lorry park come 31 December?

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World leading

Britain is the first country to ever impose economic sanctions on itself.

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Re: we don't need to frikking deal

Having done a lot of sailing, I can confirm that Britania does not have a very straight ruler.

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Re: Testing? Are you having a larf?

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Or ferries stuck in port because there's nowhere to disembark while waiting for customs

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Ports, like airports, have large areas where passengers & vehicles can wait to clear customs after disembarking from the ferry. If they become full, then I suppose vehicles will be stopped from embarking at the other end.

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Re: Testing? Are you having a larf?

Might be better to send freight on small rubber dinghies ...

'We're not claiming to replace humans,' says Google, but we want to be 'close enough' that you can't tell it's a bot talking

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But ... woke ...

Google's bot self-identifies as human, so you're not allowed to discriminate ...

Unexpected victory in bagging area: Apple must pay shop workers for time they spend waiting to get frisked

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Happens to all airport staff as well

Anyone who works airside at an airport must wait to go through airport security both when arriving at work and when leaving. Some days the wait can be over 30 minutes. Yet they clock in only after going through security, and clock out before going through security. What's more, employees must assume worst-case holdup when arriving at work because otherwise a long security queue would mean they are marked as being late.

ISTR similar decades-old case-law in the UK that concluded that time spent in a mandatory security check of workers must be paid, so maybe airport workers should look into the legitimacy of having to spend an extra unpaid hour or so a day. Though in that case the security check is a requirement of the airport (and government) rather than a requirement of the workers' employer, and takes place outside the employer's premises, so the law would not be directly applicable. So perhaps it would be the airport or government that should pay for the employees' time?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a 56-year-old satellite burning up in the sky spotted by sharp school kids

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Re: "retired in 1971"

What is amazing to think about is that it would be entirely possible to put an object into orbit around the Moon that was just a few meters above the ground. (Or at least a few meters above the highest object in its orbit).

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Re: ?

Even if it was just luck, the odds are pretty good. If there was equal chance of landing anywhere on Earth (which admittedly is not the case with most satellites), then there would be better than a 70% probability of landing in an ocean, and only about a 3% probability that it would land in an area where there is a significant human population.

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Re: "retired in 1971"

The Moon has remained in orbit for a tad longer than 50 years ...

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Re: Image source

Speed is relative. A nice day in the tropics looks very serene, but in fact everything in sight it hurtling around the Earth's axis at over 1000 MPH. The amount of kinetic energy in every house is thus enormous ...