Or a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
Posts by Roj Blake
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Japan to draw up routes for roads dedicated to robot trucks
Microsoft is a national security threat, says ex-White House cyber policy director
A quarter of 5-7 year olds now use smartphones, says regulator
Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness
Back in the 80s people complained that kids don't go out to play any more because they're playing on their consoles. But at least some did!
Back in the 60s and 70s people complained that kids don't go out to play any more because they're watching TV. But at least some did!
And do you know why kids today have phones with Whatsapp? It's so their parents can keep in touch with them when they're out playing. Probably to tell them when their tea's ready.
EU tells Meta it can't paywall privacy
Google fires 28 staff after sit-in protest against Israeli cloud deal ends in arrests
Logitech intros free tool for ChatGPT prompts... plus a mouse with an AI button
Micron says it's first to QLC NAND with over 200 layers
NASA confirms Florida house hit by a piece of ISS battery pack
Los Alamos Lab powers up Nvidia-laden Venado supercomputer
Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe
Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?
Engine cover flies from Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 during takeoff
404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show
Blue Origin to fly another 90-year-old into outer space
UK govt office admits ability to negotiate billions in cloud spending curbed by vendor lock-in
Tech titans assemble to decide which jobs AI should cut first
VMware by Broadcom plots pair of Cloud Foundation releases that will show off its strategy
Sega grabs tech layoff baton and dumps couple hundred Euro staff
BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who
UK elections are unaffected by China's cyber-interference, says deputy PM
Sunak's defunct SaaS scheme spent seven percent of budget designed to help 100,000 SMEs
UK finance minister promises NHS £3.4B IT investment to unlock £35B savings
City of London ditches Oracle for SAP in search of ERP enlightenment
Vietnam to collect biometrics - even DNA - for new ID cards
Someone had to say it: Scientists propose AI apocalypse kill switches
OSIRIS-REx probe sucked up more asteroid crumbs than hoped
European Court of Human Rights declares backdoored encryption is illegal
Re: Puzzling indeed.
France has, on multiple occasions, offered to let the UK build a migrant processing centre in France. Such a facility would provide a safe and legal route for claiming asylum in the the UK and as such would destroy the business of the people traffickers overnight.
The UK has always declined the offer.
Southern Water cyberattack expected to hit hundreds of thousands of customers
Upstart retrofits an Nvidia GH200 server into a €47,500 workstation
Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all
Quarter of polled Americans say they use AI to make them hotter in online dating
Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason
Search chatbots? Pah, this startup's trying on Yahoo's old outfit of web directories
Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car
The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns
AWS staffer shows off the workplace that used to be a prison
Cory Doctorow has a plan to wipe away the enshittification of tech
Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge
Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal
Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit Neuralink tests its tech on a human
Hubble telescope spots tiniest water-rich world in orbit
We put salt in our tea so you don't have to
Re: Some will insist that milk must be added after the tea
If you're making tea in a mug, then the milk has to go in after the water, to ensure the correct temperature for brewing.
For the teapot method though, putting milk into the cup before the tea helps prevent your best porcelain getting stained.