* Posts by dan1980

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Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

dan1980

The real sexism is the double standards

Turn on the TV.

Watch the ads. It's not something I usually advocate but watch them. Watch the stereotypical bumbling male, the embarrassing dad, the tool/sport-obsessed husband, the grunting teenage boy. Then see next to them the patient, do-it-all woman without whom those poor men would be lost.

The presenter was a man and presumably heterosexual, so the comparison was to a girlfriend. While the difference was obviously lost on those eager to take offence, he was comparing the object (the software) to his girlfriend, and not the other way around. The subject was the software.

It was a simile, saying that item A shared certain properties with item B; it was not saying that everything that is true of A is true of B.

Get the fuck over it. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

My partner would describe as all those things, with the possible exception of the first. (No accounting for taste, thankfully.)

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

dan1980

Re: get over it!

"There are ways to blow the whistle on this sort of thing which leave the guilty some way to save face, many of which require some self-sacrifice with no reward, but by "revealing it to the world" Snowden chose the "hey look at me, I'm such a great guy saving you all from this" wannabe-hero approach. Not so smart."

Sorry, but it almost seems as though you are implying he took the easy way and glamorous way out.

The easy thing to do would have been to do well, what every other member of the NSA has done, which is to sit down and shut up - to keep pulling in a paycheck fully aware that the constitutionally guaranteed rights of their fellow citizens are being abused. He could have gone out for beers with his friends on Friday nights, seen his family on Sunday and generally had a pleasant life.

I would have a difficult time choosing between doing the right thing and living a comfortable life and I am sure he agonised over it but I am very glad that he had the courage to do what no one else had done.

dan1980

@P.Lee

I think it's actually a bit simpler than that - I believe that a large portion of those in the NSA actually believed in their own righteousness.

That's not a problem per se as most people fall into that trap. That's why the whole system of 'checks and balances' exists - because self-regulation almost never works.

Unfortunately for the American people and indeed the rest of the normal humans out in that wide land known as 'not-the-USA', the NSA operated outside of that system. They lied to congress (you know - the representative part of 'representative democracy') and were shielded from the oversight of the courts. That's two whole arms of the US federal government excluded.

Little wonder they ran amok.

dan1980

Re: Shoot first, then call what you hit the target

@RedneckMother

Eh? What's this "ready" business?

dan1980

Re: "I thought they were spying,"

Quis?

The custodes' mates, of course. Duh.

But this isn't just for covert operations - it's just as good a policy for regulation and oversight of industry.

dan1980

@Malcolm Weir

Excellent point.

But, I would suggest that no, everybody did not know what was going on.

There were certainly plenty of people who worried about what might be happening but trusted the 'checks and balances' of the tripartite systems to make sure that the constitution was upheld and their best interests kept at heart.

Those members of the public who 'knew' were called paranoid and ridiculed as conspiracy theorists wearing foil hats and watching out for black helicopters. They were told that the government had better things to do than listen to everyone's conversations, told that, even if the government wanted to do that then the equipment and storage and cost would be prohibitive, told that there's no way the government was putting 'back doors' and spyware into software and hardware.

The truly crazy thing was that it wasn't even the government that told them that - it was the rest of the public dismissing them. They were lumped with those who think the moon landing was faked and the destruction of the World Trade Center was an inside job. Alex Jones agreed with them.

And anyway, how many people believed that the government was doing all this is not the point. After all, how can you get the government to change its policies if they won't even admit what they are doing?

PROOF, however, changes the whole game. The simple fact that prior to this proof, there was no outrage but after it there is is surely evidence enough that.

The whole 'traitor' thing is ridiculous because Mr. Andreessen is making a big, though all-too-common, mistake, which is to confuse 'The Government of the United States of America' with 'The United States of America'..

And anyway, if revealing to the US people what the US government is doing (ostensibly on their behalf) makes Edward Snowden a traitor, what does breaking the constitution make the US government?

dan1980

When I grow up I want to be you, Don.

Women found just TWO out of every HUNDRED US tech startups

dan1980

Re: It's even more serious than that!

@Dinky Carter

Right you are. Nor are there cries for more male nurses, seeing as that profession is strongly skewed.

dan1980

"Aidis points to educational efforts to encourage female students to take an interest in and pursue STEM fields as having the potential to change the business climate and make the startup space more viable for women."

So, is the problem that there are some societal factors preventing women who WANT to found tech startups doing so or simply that they do not "take an interest in" those areas?

If the latter, why must this be changed?

Two things always seem to be assumed: that 'under-representation' of women is due to <insert sexism here> and that having a higher percentage of women in a job (regardless to what job) is a good thing.

Neither of these ever get adequately explained and are just taken as fact.

The truth is that men and women are different, as a whole. If you don't accept that then, well, best of luck to you. Being different, there are different focusses and different values - different outlooks and different priorities. Women and men have, overall, different mindsets and emotional makeups.

My stance is, and has always been, that when taken as a generalisation (and there is no other way to do it) this amounts to certain jobs and careers being better suited to one gender or another. It's not a hard rule and it's not across the board. Further, it doesn't even mean that a woman will do better in job X and a man will do better in job Y so much as that job X will be more appealing to women where job Y will be more appealing to men.

Yes, it's all a massive generalisation, but so are these studies.

Yes, some jobs and sectors could benefit from additional female involvement but that is because men and women are different, meaning that women can bring something different to the table!

Australia's first public swatting victim a nice bloke

dan1980

Re: In an ideal world,

I get what you're saying but in an ideal world, this wouldn't be an issue : )

To reality, though, no - EVERYONE gets police protection if they need it, EVERYONE gets the right to the presumption of innocence, EVERYONE gets the right to legal representation and EVERYONE gets the right to a fair trial.

Refusing police protection to a 'swatter' is no more defensible than capital punishment, which, 'in an ideal world' would not exist either. Yes there are those who are for capital punishment but, well, I am not.

Besides, if one of these idiots ever was the beneficiary of police protection in a time of need, I suspect that would make far more of a real, 'new-leaf', changed-man, difference than hanging them out to dry.

So I'm a leftie, commie, pinko (just don't let Matt Bryant know . . . )

dan1980

I've got a better idea.

"Public mischief such as swatting carrie[s] a maximum penalty of a year in prison and a fine of $5500."

No. No, no, no, no, no.

Elect me Benevolent Dictator for Life of Australia and I will make the 'maximum penalty' exactly the same as the minimum penalty, which will be the repayment, to the taxpayers, the amount of their money wasted by the 'prank'.

I can't imagine hut'ing over 16 police officers is exactly free.

Adding to that, of course, the CDPP should bring the case to court, suing for mental distress to the community and the damages awarded accordingly.

Net neut supporters CRASH FCC WEBSITE with message deluge

dan1980

Re: Oh dear.

@Andrew Orlowski

Just another question - do you use "luvvie" as a derogatory term? If so, what does it mean and what criteria did John Oliver (whom I presume you've not met) have to meet before earning it?

Okay, three questions.

Make that four - does John Oliver's status as a "luvvie", per your judgment, lend weight to your argument or undermine his?

dan1980

Re: Maybe Obama should listen.

@Daniel B.

I don't know where you get this idea that Wheeler is not 'competent'. He might not be working for the good of the American people, but that doesn't mean he isn't competent . . .

dan1980

Re: Oh dear.

@Andrew Orlowski

Your post could be read as you suggesting your own 'special report', as linked, was "probably the most moronic interpretation of network architecture [you] have ever seen"

However, taking it instead to mean that John Oliver's presentation was, in fact, "probably the most moronic interpretation of network architecture [you] have ever seen", I have to ask the question - really?

That video was really that bad?

What, then - specifically - in that video did you find so overwhelmingly moronic to earn such a statement? I've just watched it again to refresh my memory and he says almost ZERO on 'network architecture'.

Here, are the actual points he makes:

* The Internet is great

* Net neutrality discussions are, largely, boring

* Net neutrality is important and allows startups to challenge establish brands

* The Internet is not broken

* Telcos/cable providers are greedy, can't be trusted and are more-or-less monopolies

* Wheeler's appointment to the FCC is not ideal

* Broadband in the US is expensive and not overly fast, by world standards

* Comcast and TWC are hated by their customers

So, out of those moronic statements - none of which are an 'interpretation of network architecture' - which do you disagree with and why?

As to what John Oliver would make of a flexible field described in 1981 when the 'Internet' was being used solely inside the government - defence and universities/research institutes - for select purposes and groups, well I can't say but perhaps he might reply that the existence of an option does not necessarily make exercising that option a good idea.

dan1980

Back to basics

I think the resolution to this should lie in the original decision (2002) by the FCC to classify cable providers as 'information services'.

Now, I don't mean for a second that that original decision should stand.

No, what I mean is that the FCC should analyse that decision and re-connect with their original reasoning. In the end, it was ambiguous whether cable providers fell under 'common carriage' or 'information service' definitions. Indeed, it is this very ambiguity that allowed the FCC to make that decision in the first place. After all, they doesn't have the authority to go against the statute, only apply it.

The FCC, in ruling that cable providers were not 'common carriers' did so not for technical reasons (as that could be argued either way) but with an eye to the outcomes and their goals.

As, they stated, the aim was to: ". . . promote broadband deployment, which should result in better quality, lower prices and more choices for consumers."

So, those of you in the US tell me - do you feel that you have lots of choice, low prices and high quality?

How I poured a client's emails straight into the spam bin – with one Friday evening change

dan1980

Re: DailyWTF?

@AC

Again, it depends on the situation but, for some scenarios, I would much rather have a weekend to sit, relatively un-molested, and fix a SNAFU than deal with clients breathing down my neck.

Again, it's all very much dependent on you, your clients and exactly what you are trying to achieve and I can only speak for myself but having to spend your Saturday fixing a problem before anyone notices can be preferable to spending a Tuesday trying to make up new and interesting variants on "it'll be done when it's done!"

d.

dan1980

Re: DailyWTF?

Gotta be honest here - I find Fridays are very suitable for some changes. It all depends on the client, the work to be done and the circumstances but in some instances, it is the best option. Failing to even consider an option because of some personal rule is surely the bigger crime?

Indeed, "never makes changes on a Friday" sounds very much like those who admonish all and sundry that they should stick to white paper solutions (to the letter) or not bother. Without knowing the client, their usage patterns, 'risk appetite' or indeed a whole host of variables, such proclamations are on the same level as "migrate to the Cloud" - i.e. blanket assertions of suitability that, when blindly followed, can lead companies and their IT departments down some very steep roads.

IT is so varied and we are all at risk of falling prey to our own biases. That your rule has worked for you so far in the situations you are used to is great but really not an indication of if it is suitable for another situation - even one that looks, on the surface, to be similar.

The one thing I would say, however, is that changes to live systems generally require monitoring real-world use (traffic/transactions/disk access/etc...) for a period after the changeover. If that is not possible on a Friday night, or you are not able/willing to stay up late to do so then you need to find another way. If you are willing/able/paid enough to do so, then there is no inherent reason why a Friday change-over should be off the table.

Pairing with that, I would implore people to not underestimate the variability of real-world inputs and to make sure they have a solid understanding of the true scope, volume and variability of what the system is asked to deal with on a daily basis. But then, that's important whether you do your work on a Friday afternoon or a Tuesday morning.

dan1980

OPE vs FOPE . . .

"While OPE is better than its predecessor FOPE . . ."

Except in one glaring, crucial and, for me, insurmountable particular - OPE is not available under SPLA. So, if you run a managed service utilising FOPE (and if you're an MS shop, it made good sense) then, you're out of luck.

Yes, yes, that move "better align[s] product availability with program goals" but it sure as hell doesn't align them with my goals.

Good news though, you can resell it through the Office 365 'Advisor Program'. Hint, hint . . .

I consider myself an educated fellow with a perfectly serviceable vocabulary - certainly sufficient to handle the vast majority of situations I find myself in - but so far I am at a loss to accurately and succinctly express my current feelings towards Microsoft without straying into the colourful and endearingly impolite vernacular my country has a reputation for

On a side-note, this post brought to you by the ellipsis. Apparently . . .

Flying saucer with 'stadium-sized' orb to INVADE Earth's skies

dan1980

Re: Waste of Helium?

@Don Jefe

I thought He-3 was actually limited by what the DOE releases and read somewhere that that was around 10,000L per year, which was why I was a bit surprised you snarfed up 19,000L of the stuff!

Note that I am not saying that regular Helium is as limited but it was my understanding that He-3 was a different matter altogether.

None of that is to say that the government isn't artificially manipulating the market for gain but, again, it was my understanding that demand was outstripping supply and so the artificial limitation was enforced to ensure ongoing supplies.

Of course, that has the side-effect of people who really need it (research institutes) being unable to afford it!

Enlightenment requested : )

(please)

IBM, HP, others admit products laced with NORK GOLD

dan1980

Both P.Lee and Don Jefe are correct.

What I would add is that sourcing and manufacturing in other countries allows companies to maintain a certain level of ignorance, or at least 'plausible deniability', providing them with the savings of third-world standards without having to actually get their hands dirty.

This was seen very clearly in the recent Rana Plaza factory collapse in Bangladesh.

What was happening in the clothing industry was (and is!) that western companies were outsourcing at least part of their production to India/Pakistan/Bangladesh but doing so through middle-men, who then farmed to work out to various factories.

In one 'supply chain' reported on, the brand contracted their work to a middle-man company in India. That company then subcontracted the work out to a factory in India who only did a portion of the work themselves. The bulk of the work was farmed out to several factories in Bangladesh. Even then, there were instances where, due to workload or extra orders, some of the Bangladeshi factories further subcontracted out to other, smaller firms.

It's a mess and, as each part of the chain must make a profit, the end result is that the people actually making the product are paid a pittance and are working in, well, death traps.

All through that, however, the furthest the original company sees is the factory in India, which is a nice, clean and relatively modern affair. Unfortunately, nearly none of the work is actually done there.

So, as Don says, there is always the potential that the complication inherent in global supply chains will result in these situations, but there is also the simple fact that some companies prefer this complication for exactly that reason - they end up getting the benefit of the questionable practices (lower costs) but don't have to actually engage in those practices themselves.

In other words, it's not so much that they can't know but that they don't want to.

Supreme Court nixes idea of 'indirect' patent infringement

dan1980

Re: Once more . . .

@Maganda2001

Thanks for the comments - much appreciated.

I understand that many patent trials are decided by juries but those I was discussing go through the CAFC, so those are always bench trials.

Regarding the composition, I did the research back for the last story I posted in (as per the link) and it was 8 of 18 that came from an IP background. You may well be right that some of those are more technical than specifically patent lawyers. That's a job for a quieter day perhaps - to more thoroughly research the justices' backgrounds.

Thanks for the input!

dan1980

@Don Dumb

Exactly.

My point was simply that, while moving some steps to the user would likely get around the patent, in the case of those patents in dispute between Apple and Samsung (e.g. the 'Quick Links' and 'autocorrect') that would largely negate the benefit of the features in the first place, which is the phone 'understanding' what is going on an 'intelligently' suggesting options for the user based on that analysis.

If the user is the one doing the heavy lifting then what is the point of the feature?

In short, in the instance Mark and I were discussing, getting around the patents, while possible, would be pointless and so unlikely to be a tactic that Samsung would employ. (And, therefore, unlikely to resolve the current round of disputes.)

dan1980

Re: Interesting ruling, but

@D.A.M.

Given your icon choice, I feel it important to point out the glaring error in your post - the word is 'schlock'.

Sheesh, man.

dan1980

@Mark

I suppose that's the battleground and one of the ways that a court can show bias - by interpreting both the scope and effect of a precedent.

For example, in the Myriad case I mentioned, the Supreme Court vacated the Federal Circuit's original decision and ordered the case to be reheard so that they could take into account the recent precedent set in the Mayo case.

In that instance, the Supreme Court basically said - our decision in Mayo should affect your decision in Myriad. The CAFC, in coming to exactly the same decision again (with the exception of Bryson, who dissented) decided that the Mayo precedent was not relevant.

What I am saying is that the CAFC tends to water-down statutes and precedents that limit patentees and strengthen and expand rulings that favour them. This can be seen in the twin cases the Supreme Court overturned regarding awarding attorney's fees where they found that the CAFC had imposed additional restrictions above what was to be found in statue and precedent. Likewise the tests they applied in Nautilus v. Biosig case I referenced regarding ambiguity in a patent. The way they interpreted the statutes allowed a far greater degree of vagueness than the Supreme Court ruled was warranted.

They can't completely ignore SCOTUS precedents but they can be particular about how they apply them and to what extent. Their track record suggests that any precedents like this (that favour defendants) will be applied as narrowly as possible.

dan1980

Re: Once more . . .

@Mark 85

You are correct - they are bench trials so no juries.

As to what is going on in the Federal Circuit, I wrote a bit about this recently.

The short version is that any given court may, depending on the composition of the justices, display a bias one way or another. This is clear in (e.g.) Delaware and East Texas, which are so patent-friendly (~45-50% win rate) that some patent-litigants set up their head offices in those districts to make getting their cases heard there more likely.

Other courts, like Maryland or Colorado are significantly less patentee-friendly, with only a 25% win rate.

This is normal but the problem occurs because the CAFC is just a single court and it presides over all patent appeals so its leaning is far more influential.

Of note, it is manifestly not ignorant of patent law, given that nearly half the judges of the CAFC come from an IP/Patent background! This may actually play into it though.

Marrying that with your statement that ". . . if one follows the money, one finds an answer", you might find that, as patent lawyers generally work for patent holders rather than for the defendants, having a bench composed of patent lawyers means an inevitable bias towards patentees.

dan1980

@Mark 85

I get what you're saying but not really.

The thing is that the phones are devices the users are interacting with and so that interaction of the user with the device is part of the patents.

Removing some of the 'smarts' of the processes may help but would negate the point of the features in the first place.

For example, with the (frankly ridiculous) "Quick Links" patent*, the phone identifies some type of data in text - e.g. a phone number, address or date/time - and then, once touched, presents options to the user about what to do. For example, if it is a phone number, the user can call it, send a message or add it to their contacts. A date can go in the calendar and so on.

Now, if you move some of that over to the user then, for example, the user would have to identify the text themselves and then tell the phone what type of data it is, thereafter the phone can present options. In this instance one might see the patent not applying as the critical function of identifying the data structures is handled by the user.

Great, but I wouldn't think that was an overly-neat feature!

* - AKA: "System and method for performing an action on a structure in computer-generated data".

dan1980

Once more . . .

While this case has been a bit more detailed than some other examples, this is still, at heart, another case of:

1. District court rules in favour of the alleged infringer

2. CAFC overturns, ruling in favour of the patent holder

3. SCOTUS overturns, ruling in favour of the alleged infringer

The key quote from Alito in this case is:

"The Federal Circuit’s analysis fundamentally misunderstands what it means to infringe a method patent . . ."

This pairs nicely with the decision in Nautilus v. Biosig where Ginsburg writes:

"The Federal Circuit’s standard, which tolerates some ambiguous claims but not others, does not satisfy the statute’s definiteness requirement."

Likewise in Medtronic v. Mirowski (Breyer)

"To the extent that the Federal Circuit’s burden shifting rule makes the declaratory judgment procedure disadvantageous,that rule recreates the dilemma that the Declaratory Judgment Act sought to avoid."

And so on - Octane v Icon & Highmark v Allcare, Sotomayer wrote that "The Federal Circuit's formulation is overly rigid . . . [and] . . . superimposes an inflexible framework onto statutory text that is inherently flexible".

Mayo v Prometheus, AMP v Myriad, Ultramercial v Hulu - all decisions where the CAFC has ruled in favour of patent holders and the Supreme Court has had reverse the decisions. All unanimous or very close to and in all instances, the Supreme Court has had to educate the patent court (CAFC) on patent law.

I am very glad that SCOTUS is taking a more active view in patent law and one can only hope that the Federal Circuit starts actually listening.

Though, given their frankly odd decision in Myriad where the Supreme Court vacated the decision of the Federal Circuit and ordered them to re-hear the case in light of the decision in Mayo. In that instance, the CAFC, came to the same conclusion again, all but ignoring the Supreme Court, claiming the particulars and precedent of Mayo were simply not relevant.

Once it got back to the Supreme Court, they correctly the Federal Circuit, confirming unanimously that the precedent set in Mayo was very much relevant to Myriad.

Something has to be done as the Federal Circuit is clearly - as the Supreme Court shows - misconstruing, ignoring or attempting to subvert statutes and precedent in order to rule consistently in favour of patent holders.

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

dan1980

Re: Why did we publish this?

Thanks Lewis - I appreciate the response.

What a surprise that 'we the people' (substitute local equivalent) are the last to know about all this.

dan1980

Hi guys - any insight into why you decided to publish this?

Glassholes beware: This guy's got your number

dan1980

Yes.

Seedy hacker steals 1300 Monsanto client and staff records

dan1980

Okay . . .

So, whoever is down-voting everyone's posts, why don't you let us know what you're thinking? I can guess well enough that you don't approve of what has so-far been written but what's your take? I wasn't joking when I said that I wanted the input so are your going to provide some or just down-vote every comment you don't agree with without explanation or justification?

dan1980

Re: Obvious

@AC

Sorry, Monsanto audit people? Under what law can a private company inspect another private company with whom they have no commercial relationship or agreement?

Don't get me wrong - the more money you have, the more you can co-opt the makers and keepers of the law but WTF? I mean, can Monsanto literally just pick a farm and storm in with some G-men? That'd be like a petrol company being able to pull over cars to check what they have in their tanks.

If that is really the way of things then fuck it - they are all four horsemen. The barest bit of me, however, still carries a guttering torch for the basic decency of people and I truly hope that what you are saying is not representative. I'm about to go to bed; someone please tell me there is at least a seal or two left.

dan1980

Re: Obvious

@Wade

See - that's kind of what I thought; that Monsanto are a company with an excellent and very desirable product that they charge a premium (both in actual cost and conditions) for. Apart from the GM angle, I just couldn't see the problem. There's a lot in this world that is over-priced but very few real bargains; if you're not paying for it, chances are you're not getting it. After all, those with a truly superior product can set their price. (And, people will pay it.)

I mean, if the product costs more than its worth then those farmers who don't use it should win out because they are able to put their capital into more worthwhile products/endeavours. But, it seems that what they sell, even with the conditions of the sale (however strict) makes farmers more profitable.

Again, I am very far removed from all this, which is why I asked in the first place.

I suppose the core question is - do farmers earn more using Monsanto products or not?

Of course, I appreciate what Trevor is saying and it may be that not using Monsanto, regardless of efficiency isn't really an option if they have to pay anyway, they might as well play ball.

Thanks all for the input - it's appreciated.

dan1980

Re: Obvious

Thanks Trevor - another capital post and very informative.

I am the same as you re: GMO and that was kind of the gist of my question - I knew they made GM seeds and know there is a lot of backlash against that - people, as you say, basically believing them to be at least two of the four horsemen.

I also knew that they had patented stuff and that was their business - selling seeds they developed - but that's not really cause for any upset by itself.

I must presume, then, that the business practices that are the real problem are unethical beyond imagining!

dan1980

Re: Obvious

Being neither American nor at all clued-in on happenings in the agricultural world, could someone please explain the dislike of Monsanto?

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dan1980

Re: Just don't get it

@AC

It's all about efficiency.

dan1980

Re: And yet . . .

Okay, with a forum full of people apparently not caring, I just want to say that I do not mind looking at Kim Kardashian at all.

That's not why I read the story and commented - I was on the train and needed something to distract from the chap behind me blathering on about his job, speaking very loudly whenever he mentioned sums of money he felt were large enough to impress what he must have imagined was an interested audience.

But back to the story, looking at Kim Kardashian is in the same bag as listening to Iron Maiden - it's a simple, if slightly guilty, pleasure and makes me feel the barest sliver better while doing no one any harm at all.

My partner only rolls her eyes at one of the two. (Hint: it's not Kim.)

I just felt it was important that, amidst all the people professing a lack of interested in, or even knowledge of the subjects of this article, I be honest and admit that while I don't care what Kim Kardashian does, I can't pretend I don't enjoy how she looks.

So I'm a perve and a bit shallow; I'm only human and so if it doesn't hurt anyone else, I'll take my pleasures where I can.

dan1980

Re: @AceRimmer (was: Why does)

@Jake

"I want to know. Is this important in the great scheme of things? Does it matter? Are people really this shallow?"

No, no, yes.

As for ". . . why does anybody care?". Well, in a nutshell, the twin lures of living vicariously through someone else and passing judgement on others are only really equalled be the need most humans share of feeling that they are being heard. Hence 35,800 people telling the world what they think of someone they've never met and who doesn't care a fig about them, and hence me taking the time to tell you what I think about that.

dan1980

Are you sure Jasper?

"He may have missed out one of his letter p's, unless he literally wants Kanye to record said bottom for his next record."

I thought the 'tapings' of Kim Kardashian were usually more of a visual affair . . .

Proved quite popular as I recall.

Quantum teleportation gets reliable at Delft

dan1980

Re: Now listen here sonny...

@frank ly

"He wasn't 'wrong'."

I don't think he was wrong to feel uncomfortable about it either!

TOADOCALYPSE NOW: Madagascar faces down amphibious assault

dan1980

Re: Did you forget the <irony> tag?

@NorthernCoder

Well, they're defenceless against the poison that they get a gob full of when they to eat them!

Australia never had toads before the Cane Toad was introduced so local animals never got a chance to evolve resistance (or learn avoidance) to toad poison, which is different to that of frogs. That's not for all animals of course and, while the Quoll has been hard done by, some other creatures (amongst the number, several snake species) are quite happily munch them down.

The interesting thing is that there is an evolution occurring - with those animals that eat, get sick, but don't die, learning not to try it again and other populations where resistance is being bred into the population by the simple fact that those who die from it don't survive to breed!

It's very interesting, but all-the-same I'd rather they never existed.

For your next privacy panic, look no further than vending machines

dan1980

Re: They're already out there

@AMBxx

"Scan the QR code to 'like' us on Facebook for your chance to win a free Coke!!"

. . . and thus the world ends.

(Actually, I think it already did, we're all just hanging around.)

dan1980

Re: So Red Dwarf was right

So you're a waffle man . . .

dan1980

Re: Of all the privacy violations to worry about

Perhaps, but that doesn't mean it's not concerning.

It's the little steps from different directions that end up converging into something dystopian. The Minority Report future so often referenced regarding these things is very, very close on the technological side and only legislation will prevent it becoming a reality.

I dare say most consumers would rather avoid that type of future and the only way is for ALL commercial facial recognition to be banned. Straight up - no ifs, ands or buts.

It should be enshrined in the constitution of every democracy.

I would extend it to say that, where facial recognition is the choice of the individual - for example as a biometric lock or for a home-automation system to recognise preferences - the company providing the hardware and software for that purpose is NOT allowed see that data.

Privacy was previously based on natural human limits and thus the laws did not have to be overly strict. Up until relatively recently, it hasn't been possible (much less feasible) to monitor, record, cross-reference and analyse data about all your customers as individuals. You could know what was selling well, when the best days and times were and could correlate things like whether a particular advertisement or special worked well.

Everything has and is changing now and the normal barriers that limited how much our privacy could be invaded and eroded are, largely, gone.

It's funny, in the not-funny-at-all-but-really-rather-upsetting way - for some reason law-makers seem all to easily to be able to see that modern technology poses a threat to content providers in the form of copyright violations or to retailers in the form of Internet shopping but somehow they are rather less able to see that those same advances pose an even graver threat to the privacy of the public.

It's a graver threat because once it is gone, it will be beyond difficult to get it back.

That might sound overly melodramatic* but things like this are really a testing of the proverbial waters. We are already seeing the first, tentative, steps down this path and we know where it leads. All the rest of the pieces are already in place - the huge storage capacities and compute power, the uncounted data points, the analysis engines, the world-wide networks and the immense financial backing - it's all ready, waiting. We're already 90% there - we're already being identified and quantified, our very personalities analysed and commoditised.

It's such a small step and the scouts and skirmishers are already on the opposite bank.

* - If you knew me, you'd know that it's in fact quite measured and sober in comparison to my usual flights : )

dan1980

@Steven Roper

But, but . . . the economy!

Right with you mate. The problem is that technology is advancing far quicker than the laws governing it. Partly because of the speed of the developments, partly because of the slowness of bureaucracy but mostly I suspect because vested interests are far closer to the ears of our elected so-called representatives than the the electorate is.

The starting premise is simple: personal privacy is more important than the profit. That then becomes the test.

The iPhone of the future will know you BY YOUR EARS

dan1980

Re: I am not in the habit.......

In the words of a friend's father: "kid's need to eat dirt!"

(For the record, he was not advocating actually feeding them dirt - just not worrying overmuch if they chose to do so themselves.)

dan1980

"There can be difficulties associated with sharing earphones. For example . . ."

. . . multiple people listening to content only one person has paid for.

Well, that's where I see the technology going anyway. We have Microsoft with patents for detecting individual users watching movies and now Apple looking for patents for detecting when multiple users are listening to music.

What are you doing!??!? No - I like my foil hat where it its - give it back!!!!

Great, now my head's all cold and this is starting to sound actually a little useful. Specifically for when you take one earbud out - if the device automatically switched to mono that would be quite handy. If it stays there then great, but hard experience tells us that if a device can be used to monitor/restrict/monetise a user then, eventually, it will be.

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dan1980

Re: I forgot

As when working on your car, alcohol is for after the job is done. Tea is the thing for the thinking, working man.

dan1980

Awww . . .

. . . thanks Trevor.

Personally, I thought my most important suggestion was the copy of Civ2 I keep on my USB stick!

After a particularly tiring 5-day (should have been 3-day) stretch setting up a new client and, with memories of bleary-eyed all-nighters rebuilding servers and weekends in barren business parks, I humbly submit my new top recommendation:

Muesli bars.

Supplement with some headache tablets and wash down both with a cold glass of water and 10 minutes of fresh air and then once more unto the breach . . .

Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

dan1980

Re: They ALL lie to keep the cash flowing (@ AC, whenever*)

@Mephistro

Are you talking about how the posts used to display the time as well so you could accurately identify a particular AC in a reply stream? If so, I'm with you there - too many cowards and not enough time. (Boom!)

To the 'argument' though - this is it, laid bare.

People like this will simply never accept what does not accord with their beliefs. There are many out there who profess that they are approaching it with an open mind and they usually say things like "show us the evidence" but, like young earth creationists or, say, 'birthers', there is almost no way to convince them.

You show them the evidence but they reject it when you do. You can ask them what evidence they would accept but, even when you do get an answer, you can be sure that they won't accept that evidence anyway. The first response is usually to say that it's just 'fudging' or whatever but that often progresses to outright accusations of fraud.

I've had these arguments before with people who STILL trott out and parade the 'warming pause', despite the fact that it's utter invention. You can show them the evidence that shows how it really isn't a pause at all. but they will - as one poster here did - reply by claiming that that evidence was (surprise) fraudulent; an attempt by the powerful, influential, elite scientists to cover up the truth that their theories are all lies. All to keep the (apparently) huge wads coming in.

Anyone who uses that argument is someone who just won't accept evidence that contradict their world view.

On that note, I'm always amused trying to figure out what thought process leads such people to believe that all these scientist are somehow on a gravy train - as if at some point in a young scientist's career they chose to specialise in these areas because it would be more lucrative than other fields (say, geoscience with a view to working in mining or petroleum . . . ).

Now, unlike some others here, I am not a scientist and don't hang around in such circles. I do, however, know 3 personally (in different fields) and can say that they do it because it is important to them. They love it (mostly) but it's more than that. I come from a family of teachers and have several friends in education and the dedication and commitment to the profession is of the same sort. There are certainly lazy, unscrupulous and just plain bad scientists, just as there are lazy, unscrupulous and bad teachers. That, however, is a long way from nearly the entire scientific community weaving a thick and complex fabrication. Man - the work that would go into such a lie would be phenomenal . . .

But there it is - AGW is not happening so, QED, any scientist proclaiming it is a liar and and evidence supporting it is fraudulent.