* Posts by William 3

247 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2013

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Microsoft wins landmark Irish data slurp warrant case against the US

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Re: Common sense prevailed?

I'm selling handbags.

Too bad.

Seems like everyone already has one.

Ad viewability worsens

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What you sow.

You reap.

If the ad industry doesn't like the crop that's sprouted perhaps they should consider changing the shit they use in the fields.

In other words, I couldn't give a toss about an industry that puts my data at risk from malware because they couldn't be bothered getting their house in order. Not my issue. I will continue to block at the network level everything that comes into my properties without shedding a tear until such time the ad industry stops putting users data at risk.

As going down that route will impact their bottom line, then I guess that will be never. Welcome to 0.0.0.0 ad industry. Enjoy your stay.

Spotify, YouTube pay musicians with ever-shrinking buttons

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FAIL

Weak copyright laws? Are you mad?

Or can you provide that drug dealer you have on speed deal as he must be selling some serious shit if you truly believe copyright laws are weak.

Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Double Standards??

Would you run an article strap line that said "Maybe Allah Told him to do it" about Sadiq Khan?

If not, why run one that says "Maybe God Told her to do it".

I'm athiest, but find the double standards in left wing authors fucking disgraceful.

The person who wrote this would be off screaming "Islamaphobia" if anyone said the same thing about Islam with regards to a Muslim politician.

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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"We Voted"

Who voted Terry? No-one under 45 voted lad.

Don’t let the Barmy Brexiteers wreck #digital #europe

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Poes Law not known to you is it?

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Ad Homs

Calling people "barmy" to disguise the fact your own nose is deeply in the trough and you might get a little less chow if the plebs don't do as they're supposed to is the true measure of the EU.

RIP ROP: Intel's cunning plot to kill stack-hopping exploits at CPU level

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DRM for everyone.

Model's horrific rape case may limit crucial online free speech law

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Liability & duty of care

You can't wash your hands of those just because it's on the Internet.

This site appears to be nothing more than an online version of an employment agency.

If you visited an employment agency you'd expect them to do due dilligence on the employers they are placing you with.

If you were to be raped at that employers then the employment agency couldn't just walk away and say "nothing to do with us" and carry on placing people without any responsibility on just who they are placing them with because liability and duty of care aren't in their business model due to costs.

So if it doesn't work like that in real life, why should it work like that just because it's "on the t'internet".

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They were aware.

You've got a patch, you've got a patch ... almost every Android device has a patch

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Re: Weurd

It would increase your chances of seeing them if you stepped out of your basement once in a while.

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Re: Where are those monthly updates?

Why do you keep whingeing about people who want a device to be supported longer than 18 months.

Why don't you shut up

Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter and Pinterest password was 'dadada'

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Re: Too difficult for Zuckerberg and his drones to remember.

*ahem*, Zuckerberg is just an extremely lucky person, someone who was in the right place at the right time. He was a third rate programmer then, and probably hasn't touched a line of code in the last 5 years.

He just a standard frat boy that won the lottery. He setup facebook to get laid remember. He didn't sit down and plan "hey, I'm going to make an international company, anyone interested".

These days he spends most of his time speaking with accountants, his tax advisor, the board of directors and his legal team to see how to maximise his "product" (ie, you) by lobbying politicians, including being happy to enable censorship for those governments to turn a blind eye to his goings on.

There was no skill in Facebook, there was no strategic planning, there was no end vision, it was just some egotistical frat boy trying to get laid.

Try not to rewrite history to those who lived through it, thanks.

Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

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Whilst I disagree with the person who riled you, I feel I must point out that we paid off those loans a while back.

Strange isn't it though. After the war you just gave money to Germany, but demanded we pay up.

With friends like that eh.

TalkTalk scam-scammers still scam-scamming

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Re: I think you should have a warning here.

You're right about not giving scammers the time of day.

I had one of those "Hi, I'm calling from Microsoft" chaps from India today.

I've read so many stories about them I was hoping to get one myself to toy with the chap.

Finally when one called me today, I just laughed at the chap and said "goodbye".

That felt better than some long protracted pissing contests with someone who ultimately wouldn't give a shit.

One ad-free day: Three UK to block adverts across network in June

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Personally I don't see it as blocking ads.

I see it as blocking spam from unknown third parties that I never requested.

I do the same on my network.

You can connect any device, visit any website, and you'll see no spam.

The websites are free to show adverts, I've not blocked their domains.

So Dear Register,

You're more than welcome to show me adverts. I haven't blocked them. I haven't blocked www.theregister.co.uk at all.

What I have blocked is spam domains, domains that I never asked for, and that pose a security threat to my network.

I have absolutely no moral issues about blocking spam, I don't cry over my spam folder in my inbox, why should I cry about moving spam from a webpage in just the same way.

Your Sincerely

I hate Spam.

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When they start hosting those ads themselves they won't be blocked will they.

Google adds 'data protection' WARNING to Euro search results

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Excuse me?

But why are people getting so excited that an American based International Company can take the piss out of another countries laws? Is that really what you want, Internationals that don't respect your countries laws?

Surprise! Google chairman blasts EU's privacy ruling

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Re: This is censorship, plain and simple

What freedom is being restricted exactly?

Under law you're not obliged to disclose past crimes that have been classed as spent to any employer.

That law is defeated if someone in HR types your name in and up comes a link to a newspaper report from 16 years ago.

Can Google put it's hands up and go "Nothing to do with us, were not taking it down, damn your individual rights, damn the law, were free to do whatever we like, little person".

It's not the removal of freedom, it's allowing you or I to have something removed from the Internet that is in breach of EXISTING LAWS.

But hey, if you want so side with a tax avoiding multi national over the little guy.

Who am I to stop you.

Graphics pros left hanging as Adobe Creative Cloud outage nears 24 hours

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Can't say I've noticed.

Thanks to my HOSTS file and a .dll

iPhone slips in Europe as Windows Phone claims OVER 10% market share

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How I chuckle.

Nice to see the bouffant haired bearded latte drinking "designer/media luvvies" arguing with the bowl haired pencil in the top shirt pocket mountain dew drinking "engineer/corporate drones" about things they know nothing about in some vain attempt to belittle each other whilst normal folk look at them and wonder why they are so bloody insecure.

I just wish they would hurry up past this flirting stage, it's getting very tedious.

Win XP? Your PLAGUE risk is SIX times that of Win 8 - NOW

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Re: One-sixth of nothing

I can still create invoices. I can still use a spreadsheet. I can still create powerpoint presentations.

Pretty much the essential of running a business.

And dare I say it, probably makes your staff more productive as well, no faffing around on Facebook.

B&N's spooky glowing Nook unzips wand, turns 4GB into 2.5GB of space

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Re: Android?

No SD card, so no Android.

Windows Azure Compute cloud goes TITSUP planet-wide

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How so?

Saying something smart doesn't make you smart. At all.

Facebook strips away a bit more of your privacy – but won't say why

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People get adverts on Facebook

Not I.

But then, I don't get adverts full stop.

All tracking requests get killed at the firewall.

US court: Dell can't hound debtor with robocalls to her mobile

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Amazing isn't, defaulting.

When you, or I, or this lady, defaults, we get hounded to bits, and dragged through the courts, for basically peanuts.

But when the banks default, the government forces you and I to pay for them to be bailed out, and the bankers open a bottle of bollinger and pat each other on the back over their hard earned billions of pounds bonuses.

Unfortunately, when you point this out to most people, their eyes glaze over and tell me they are too busy getting angry at what Gary Barlow has just said on the X-Factor.

God help us.

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Re: PAY UP!!! ( goodies from Dell)

I wouldn't call the stuff Dell makes "Goodies".

There is a reason why they're no longer the worlds largest PC manufacturer you know.

And this article does not do Dell any favours.

Sure, she defaulted. So did the banks, but they still got their bonuses. So how come it's ok for the Bankers to default, but not an individual.

I don't like your personality, smells too much like a bankers to me.

Germany warns: You just CAN'T TRUST some Windows 8 PCs

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Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse..

"The article is complete and utter bollocks. There is no known issue with the TPM."

What about the unknown issues then, smartie pants.

Ballmer's emotional farewell to Redmond: I LOVE THIS COMPANY

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Photoshop?

Guess you've not been privy to the rage that is going down at Adobe camp about the latest "rental" version of Photoshop have you.

Pro Tip: When you're going to use an argument like that, best to know the current and up to date facts.

Firefox takes top marks in browser stability tests

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I knew a dev who did this. Literally shed loads of tabs open.

When I asked him how that helped him in his role, he said it did. So I asked him what he was working on, and he spent 10 minutes trying to find it.

Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

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Re: They do this everywhere

What you should do in those instances, is step up and ask for the jobs that no-one wants to do across the company. Get them nailed down perfect.

You see, success or failure of a company is based on all the jobs that people avoid. If you can master those, you're business will succeed. Just like the foundations of a house. If you spend time and effort on the foundations, your house will stand for eternity, even though you can't see it, and most people can't see the point in spending time on something you can't see.

You might laugh at this. But imagine a company where everyone is avoiding doing the jobs they don't like, and those jobs never get done.

It's all very well putting up £100 rolls of wallpaper, when your house is sat on £10 plywood.

'BLING BLING, BLING BLING' 'Hello, yes, my iPhone is made of GOLD'

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No-one asked.

So excuse me if I don't get the worlds smallest violin out.

LinkedIn lowers age of consent to 13

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OMG!!! LinkedIn FTW!!!One11!!

I'm 14 n im well sighnin up, init

my m8s well gonna giv me dat dorsement for pwning all dem nooobs on COD!!XBONE WIN!!

Im sinin up rite now so i can get FIRST!!!

Woot!

Apple sucking triple the phone switchers as Samsung – report

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Strange.

One moment the article is talking about people switching over to iOS from android.

And then it's talking about people switching from iOS to Samsung.

Subtle, but obviously Apple PR shit.

iPhone 5S: 64-bit A7, 128GB storage, flashy ƒ/2.0 camera, and...

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Re: @DougS: @M Gale

"I do wonder if the people complaining about 64 bit are just Fandroids and this is a knee-jerk reaction to Apple doing anything."

No, that's called a persecution complex and can become a debilitating illness if left unchecked.

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Re: 128G storage

If you stopped caring about them, you wouldn't know how good they are or not, surely.

And before any gimp gets excited about that comment, that could apply to anyone making that comment that brand x are crap, I stopped caring about x years ago.

It's called ignorance, and there is no excuse for it.

Facebook keeps company with misery say boffins

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Re: Obviously... @ AbortRetryFail

Facebook is about telling the world about 'me, me, me, me, look how great I am'

And you're using the regs's comments section to do exactly the same, however you want to fool yourself your not because, hey, you're better than Facebook, right?

I mean, leaving a comment on the Internet for others to read, well, that's just attention seeking, me, me, me, right? Not something you'd get caught doing, because you're so glorious.

PayPal's fizzog-based payments app rubbished over reliability worries

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Sledgehammer and nut.

Simply have the right change (or any change for that matter) and it's quicker than anything else.

£4.50 sir. There you go, £4.50 in change. Walks away.

£4.50 sir. Can I pay with my tablet? Sure sir. One minute, just waiting for the app to launch....

REVEALED: Simple 'open sesame' to unlock your HOME by radiowave

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It's all academic anyhow.

Security is a myth. Look, a lock on a door only keeps honest people out.

And if the security on a house is "That" good that it can't be cracked, the next avenue of attack is a crowbar. Not on the locks themselves, but menacingly waved at the owner of the house.

Of course, if you don't wish to go down the direct physical route, there is always social engineering, and good old blackmail and extortion.

With any security, humans are the weakest link. And, well, you know the rest....

Don't trust us? Try these Office 365 stats, says Microsoft

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Re: Surprising?

In the last year, I have had 100% uptime because I use Office locally and not on the cloud.

Amazing advancement, don't you think?

Despite Microsoft Surface RT debacle, second-gen model in the works

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Re: Really?

Peter2,

You say Outlook is a killer application for tablets. And I'd agree. I thought Microsoft was a software company and not a hardware company. Release Outlook for the iPad, and sure enough Microsoft would be onto a winner.

But to hold Outlook back for it's own hardware solution. I doubt it.

Who are you going to give these Microsoft Surface tablets to? The CEO, the boss? Doesn't he already have his own iPad that he has already asked you to give access to the network to? The executive directors? Don't they already have iPads?

"But, this has Outlook on it", is you're reply.

"Then bloody put Outlook on this", will be his reply as he throws his iPad at you, "isn't that what I pay you for?"

I'd like to be in the room with the directors and executives when you do your pitch Peter, if you manage it, you're in the wrong profession and you most certainly should be in Sales.

Speaking of Sales, they're your next likely targets, well, at least the road warriors. Don't they want iPads? Isn't the sales director going to say exactly the same thing as the CEO? "Bloody put Outlook on my iPad then!"

I can't see any other division in an organisation that needs tablets? The front desk perhaps, if you're a flash company. But if you're a flash company, wouldn't you have iPads, what with them being the premium brand and everything.

I'm sorry, I just don't buy it. You're assuming that your boss is going to simply cave in and go "Oooh, a shiny surface that I had to give my iPad up for because my cretin of a system admin can't install Outlook on it!!"

As I say, tough sell, if you pull it off, change jobs.

Asus will bung 'Nexus 7 2' fondle-droids on Blighty's shelves this month

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Re: Specs make the iPad Mini look REALLY crap.

Sorry, I was under the impression that specs don't matter according to the previous post.

Now they do, and to a product not even with a press release, just speculation.

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Re: Specs make the iPad Mini look REALLY crap.

Yada Yada.

No mention of the screen, just warbling on about benchmark.

It's all about the screen baby.

Don't forget that.

Retina boy.

Ofcom: Making a switch between ISPs will soon be much easier

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EU regulations on privacy?

Any chance OFCOM can tell the NSA and GCHQ to piss off because they are breaching EU regulations on Human Rights with regards to privacy?

No wonder the Tories want to get rid of the Human Rights acts.

Right up the US arse they are.

Surface RT: A plan worthy of the South Park Underpants Gnomes

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Branding is Microsofts achilles heals.

Once upon a time, you had Windows, or you had Windows.

You used it school, at home, and at work. There was no getting away from Windows.

WIndows used to crash. A lot. Obtaining software for Windows was full of danger. Especially when the Internet came along and you could download "Free Screensavers" without having to go to a shop and drag the owner outside because he has sold you a virus!

If you wanted to access the Internet, send an email, or view your photos, you needed Windows. And that was that.

Then along came the iPod. Hey, this is cool. I don't need Windows anymore to play all my music. It doesn't crash and I it doesn't get a virus. I can live with this.

Then along came the iPhone, and it did everything your iPod did and allowed you to take photos and email them AND make phone calls. It didn't crash, and it didn't get a virus and it replaced at least 4 devices!

Then along came the app store, where you could buy applications and install them without it crashing and without it getting a virus!

So now you could use facebook, twitter and other social media goodies, you could google things, browse the Internet, take photos and post them directly to Facebook.

Windows became something you either used at work, or used at home to type out a resignation letter to your employer because you've made a million selling a fart app! Sure it was naff, but people paid a throw-a-way fee for a throw-a-way app and it was safer than doing the same on Windows!

And now we have tablets of all sizes. You can stream on demand videos on them, and they last for hours, and you can complain about Eastenders to all your twitter followers of facebook friends about what a bastrad Ian Beale is!

That Windows machine. Well, it's for work isn't it? That's what Windows is for? For doing work on.

Do I want a Windows RT tablet for around the house?

"It's Windows, and Windows get all kinds viruses!"

"Nah, I don't wan't to do work, I want to play with a shiney toy!"

"I don't want to do my tax returns, that's what my Windows machine is for in the corner, gathering dust"

"If I wanted to write a letter resigning, I'd do it at work, and use their laser printer and paper!!"

"Oh, I've used a windows laptop before and the battery life was crap"

"I don't want it to crash"

"Man, Windows reminds me of work, which I have to be in tomorrow, why would I want to be reminded of work"

"Dude, I've used Windows loads, and those free screensavers aren't really screensavers, so now thanks"

"Windows you say? No way, I don't want to be seen as a geek/nerd/dweep. That's what the IT bods at work use, no thanks, I want to be able to pull chicks you know!!"

I'm sure I could go on listing all the negative stereotypes associated with windows. True or no. I'm sure you can add your own to that list.

Windows.... It has a really bad name, doesn't it.

Kind of like the reputation British Motor Cars of the 70's and 80's have.

That's Microsofts real issue. No-one wants to be seen dead in one. Just because...

Microsoft offers IE 11 preview for Windows 7 ... but not Windows 8

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FAIL

Re: Do NOT use Comodo Dragon Browser!!!

I installed Comodo Dragon on your recommendations.

Interestingly I started getting adverts! Which surprised me. As I don't get adverts on Chrome, nor Firefox, nor IE!

I did a little check, I loaded up TheRegister in Chrome. No Adverts. I loaded up TheRegister in IE. No adverts.

I loaded up TheRegister in Comodo Dragon, and guess what. Adverts.

Do a search in Google "adtrust media comodo dragon web browser".

Low and Behold

"The Comodo Dragon Browser distributed by AdTrustMedia, LLC may use cookies and other technologies to enhance your online experience and to learn about how you use our services while surfing the web."

Lovely!! I've just added

127.0.0.1 adtrustmedia.com

To my hosts file.

Now why would I trust Comodo Dragon, given it appears to be serving it's OWN adverts on OTHER peoples websites!!

Absolutely bleeding awful!!

To anyone thinking about using this product! Please don't!

Instead of giving your browsing habits to Google, you're giving them to Adtrustmedia.

The full T&C's....

"The Comodo Dragon Browser distributed by AdTrustMedia, LLC may use cookies and other technologies to enhance your online experience and to learn about how you use our services while surfing the web. A “cookie” is a small file containing a string of characters that uniquely identifies your browser. While most browsers accept cookies by default, you can manually set your browser to refuse all cookies, accept cookies from specific websites, or highlight when a cookie is sent to your browser. AdTrustMedia, LLC’s servers may also automatically record information for operational purposes when you visit a website, including the URL that directed you to a website, your IP address, browser type and the date and time of your visit."

MAJOR FAIL!!!

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