160 posts • joined 13 Jul 2013
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything ...
KVM host failure
Because you can't blame mum for unplugging the server so she could hoover your room
Yes & No ;)
If done correctly this attack becomes a little more persistent continuing to run after you have left the area of the rogue access point. Plus the attacker could grab some if not all of your login credentials (Gmail, Amazon, PayPal, XHamster etc) and if really lucky an active session token for your banking.
Once upon a time in Cuba - El Paquete Semanal
aka Cuban Netflix. Hand delivered thumb drives full of data, News, Pirated films, educational material, pop music etc
Re: Oooowwwww my balls!
Bring back Climbing For Dollars!
Pulls up a seat at the freakshow next to the ghost of George Carlin ...
So who's on next?
My god it's full of springs!
Servicing a VCR was like playing with a Hellraiser puzzle box
2017 Fail Award
I think we have a winner
D1 OCH seen a few times in Carmarthen
I call dibs on the W-87 warhead...
If you see me running you can keep the green card ;)
Re: Didn't something like this happen
X-files spin off The Lone Gunmen predicted 9/11 with an attempt to crash a hacked aircraft into New York
Space Above & Beyond Trivia Teaser
Is this the eclipse during James Dark Moon was born [Season 1, Episode 20 "Stardust"] ?
KLIZZIE DAH-NES-TSA AH-JAH BE-LA-SANA THAN-ZIE BE-TKAH KLIZZIE A-KHA BE DIBEH BE-TKAH GLOE-IH AH-JAH BE-TKAH YAH-DI-ZINI BE-TKAH KLESH DZEH DZEH BE-TKAH DIBEH D-AH BE-LA-SANA GAH KLESH
Hienz beans, Cumberland sausage really?
IMHO the classic full English breakfast should only be made from ingredients sourced at the local cash & carry and served in the ambiance of a run down 1960's café. Smedley's baked beans stewing in the pot for a week, Ketchup that could strip paint and sausages of such questionable content a tourist from Ankh Morpork would feel at home.
Hope we see the Doctor using Ecky-Thump instead of Venusian aikido ;)
Buy that man a beer
This is for all time the Ultimate Showdown. (sing along if you've had enough beer lol)
Re: Lead free solder
<Sigh> I do miss that first joint of the day, that heavy sweet aroma with a hint of singed fingers. The gentle hiss of the sponge and distinctive rattle of a Weller soldering iron being thrown the last inch back into the spring holder.
Must ...resist.... urge.....don't need to mooch through the junk bins at Hardings Electronics in Cheltenham. Sod it! I'm getting my coat
Smells Like A Skunk Escaped
I wonder how much Lockheed is bringing to the project? It could be this slippery supersonic design has already flying for some time.
Ah I see the problem...
Strange, every web host has a 'force majeure' (it's not our fault / pixies ate the backups) clause in the hosting contract for just this sort of contingency. So one has to wonder where the pressure is coming from to pay up.
So Apple can can say their updated OS is totally secure, pull out our fingernails we still can't unlock the device. Yet any three letter agency with the clout to alter the DNS registry can quietly insert code remotely into any vulnerable app on a suspects phone.
Re: Hang on...
With the exception of Thunderbird Six pretty much everything that flew was nuclear powered.
Meanwhile a long way back in the bush
During the happy days when most routers used WEP encryption my personal best for an urban WiFi hack was about 100 meters using a relatively small homemade Yagi antenna and a stock wireless dongle. Though the bandwidth sucked it was no worse than dial-up, plenty enough to get online or pwn the owners box.
I feel sorry for the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, this will drive them nuts
Science my arse!
Izal know what's going on.
This is about who's stealing the loo roll
Re: it is unlikely that it carries any weapons... cough... cough...
Salyut-3 space station and its successors had a modified Rikhter R-23 aircraft cannon mounted for 'testing' purposes. At four feet 10 inches long it's a comfortable fit for the American bird.
Is anybody else having flashbacks of JOE-90?
The JANUS magazine link suggested by Google was a NSFW shock
The Kindred. Scaring artificial womb researchers from working at home since 1987
The last mile delivery
The current world record for a pumpkin chucking cannon is just over a mile at 5545 feet..
Re: Happy Tracking
Never hurts to check your browser fingerprint with a visit to https://panopticlick.eff.org/
Re: President Swoop and Poop
Don't worry soon the British will retake the colonies and sort the mess out.
Count Your Blessings
Back the early nineties landed a 'computer' job for Dowty Fuel systems and spent the first week in the machine shop repairing punch tape readers. Vending machine tea flavoured with cutting oil and a hint of cyanide vapour from the plating shop across the car park, fond memories...
mines the one with the big hammer in the pocket
The unprobed limits
In M.R.D. Foot's history of the Special Operations Executive there's a mention about plastic explosive being edible, now bend over and cough while I check for a detonator.
Vultures Wiith Lasers!
I saw this and thought of you guys, vultures with lasers in a kids cartoon from the 1980's
Force employees to take DNA tests for bosses? We've got a new law to make that happen, beam House Republicans
Wait for the ammendments...
Punishments will involve the removal of redundant organs such as an eye, a kidney, a lung, or a testicle.
May his merciful shadow fall upon you.
I love El Reg, it brings me all the best wierdness
Joy Alertness Citizens
This slope has been greased for your safety
That'll be some holiday photos I won't mind seeing
Mines the flightsuit with the "Salvage-1" mission patch
and what about the other agencies who they shared images & data with?
Revenge is dish best served remotely, ideally from a self erasing bash script on the bosses laptop.
Any excuse to throw a parcel over the fence
Probably all the Facebook passwords being added.
So once the public forget about it we can rendezvous with the anomaly
Now listen carefully Bond...
New iPhone X, push the earbuds into the sports nutrition bar thus to make a demolition charge.
Fake News Alert
Hackers not getting the blame for a government computer failure? pull the other one!
Phase two: cockroach in a railgun
Enough of this blind man's buff with baseball bats!
Crank up the active sonar to 11 and let's get the supercavitating sub fighters off the drawingboard and into the water. That'll give everybody something to shkval about.
Cyberattack on the nation's electricity grid...
Seriously Mr Trump? go read Paul Parfomak's 2014 report "Physical Security of the U.S. Power Grid: High-Voltage Transformer Substations", digital shenanigans are the least of your worries it seems.
Since 2003 at least six transformers are known to have been destroyed by rounds from a common relatively small calibre hunting rifle, the FBI can tell you how many other incidents have not been made public for security reasons.
I find the lack of comic sans most disturbing