* Posts by Fruit and Nutcase

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Leicester streetlights take ransomware attack personally, shine on 24/7

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Re: Connect everything!

There is also, depending on the installation, electricity billing implications.

In certain cases, the electricity company bills the relevant local for street lights according to a formula that has a daily hours in use as one of the inputs. So, controlling the lights centrally makes it easy.

Don't think they bill street lights by actual consumption at the lamp post. So, a lamp may have failed, but it will still be in the charge. May be one day...

Waymo robotaxi drives down wrong side of street after being alarmed by unicyclists

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What if

In the middle of the unicyclist group was an Elephant, riding a unicycle? Would the Waymo have worked that out?

NASA solar sail to be Siriusly visible in orbit from Earth

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Re: The sail may be visible from Earth

No rounded corners

Some smart meters won't be smart at all once 2/3G networks mothballed

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Re: I wonder how long I can just ignore them?

"...a subsidiary of Capita that is responsible for overseeing the smart meter infrastructure and rollout. "

Ergo, crap

Unintended acceleration leads to recall of every Cybertruck produced so far

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RUA/RUD how they are related

Rapid Unintended Acceleration may lead to Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly of the Cybertruck if it collides with a stationary solid object

NASA will send astronauts to patch up leaky ISS telescope

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Tin Foil

As perhaps found in the ISS kitchen, of the Aluminium type (if not available, then Aluminum is just as good) is ideal as a light blocker

Tesla asks shareholders to reinstate Musk's voided $56B pay package

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Charitable lot

These shareholders.

Let's take a pension fund investing in Tesla shares...

Surely they would like some return not just on share price gain? Allowing the board to stuff their pockets mean less potential dividend for shareholders?

Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?

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Re: EPOS - not Tesco

More likely, on cooked up charge of actual fraud

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Re: EPOS - not Tesco

The reality is not far off...

"The Telegraph has seen 40 instances of customers claiming that stamps - both old and new - they bought from Post Offices or the Royal Mail website were flagged as invalid."

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/royal-mail-post-office-daily-telegraph-post-offices-b1149108.html

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/08/03/royal-mail-stamp-chaos-post-office-barcodes/

US Air Force secretary so confident in AI-controlled F-16s, he'll fly in one

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F-14

If they were doing this with the venerable F-14 Tomcat, then, we'd have

Tomcat, Topgun, Top Cat

The F-16 is however the right development platform for this, with it being fly-by-wire already

Post Office slapped down for late disclosure of documents in Horizon scandal inquiry

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First Class

Sounds like they were hoping they could delay the inquiry by submitting documents late.

They probably are regretting not sending it next day recorded delivery or via their parcels business - that would have taken care of the documents for a few months if not gone into a void, never to be seen again

Engine cover flies from Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 during takeoff

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Re: Bolts for Boeing

@bazza

Canberra...

In WB-57 guise, a couple of examples on a NASA Eclipse chasing mission today

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-68746638

404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show

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Let's have a party

With 404 Day, you can plan for a party on the 4th of April

Microsoft could use the day of the year sequence to have a big bash on the 31st of December (or, 30th, if it's a leap year) to celebrate Office 365 - but given the outages, in a typical year, the party would a;most certainly end up having to be bought forward

NASA taps trio of companies to build the next generation of lunar rover

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Built For Any Planet

Admittedly, Luna isn't a planet, but over at the Tesla website, the Cybertruck is promoted as "Built For Any Planet"

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

May be Musk should be challenged to take one of them to the Moon and let it run around under Autopilot.

DARPA tasks Northrop Grumman with drafting lunar train blueprints

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Re: How can I get in on the scam?

The dusty regolith would mean the need for a lot of protective coverings/equipment - just ask for advice from those who made an absolute fortune in the UK Covid PPE procurements.

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Re: Halfway there

What about Musk's own Hyperloop.

Now all that is needed is a Fat Controller

The Register meets the voice of Siri Down Under

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Re: "'approximately' approximately 168 times.”

Jacobsen told us she said the word "'approximately' approximately 168 times.”

Surely Siri should be able come up with an exact answer?

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Clapham Junction. This is Clapham Junction.

A couple of familiar voices from the UK rail network... sadly no longer with us.

https://automatedannouncements.fandom.com/wiki/Celia_Drummond

https://automatedannouncements.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Peberdy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001w8rq

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Unexpected item in the bagging area

Better to recognised and remembered for "Siri" than the unfortunate souls who had to record that phrase

University of Washington's Workday woes leave research grants in limbo

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NoWorkday

For researchers waiting for funds.

icon: grab coat and go home

Pragmatic Semiconductor opens UK's first 300mm wafer fab in Durham

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Re: Nice trip hazard

Indeed, a foot (~300mm) sticking out is definitely a trip hazard.

Talking of which, shouldn't one of Boris' (or was it JRM's) Brexit dividends apply and they should be producing 1ft wafers?

Microsoft gets new Windows boss as Start Menu man Parakhin 'to explore new roles'

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"Experiences"

"Experiences" in Microsoft speak translates to "Horrors" for the end users

Fujitsu set to be preferred bidder in UK digital ID scheme

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kafkaesque

kafkaesqueFujutsuesque

Fujitsu, the new Kafka

Mozilla fixes $100,000 Firefox zero-days following two-day hackathon

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Re: Range of FF versions?

+1

Security Vulnerabilities fixed in Firefox ESR 115.9.1

https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/security/advisories/mfsa2024-16/

Whistleblower raises alarm over UK Nursing and Midwifery Council's DB

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Re: Includes sexual orientation

I wonder if they have on record Nursey 's Udder fixation.

...Blackadder II

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Carry On Nurse

under the eagle eye and draconian guidance of Matron

Played to a tee by Hattie Jacques, as Matron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfKE7I-UtlA

EU antitrust cops probe Microsoft ties between Entra ID and 365 services

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EU Investigative Powers

In general, the Commission has a number of investigative powers at its disposal, including the sending of requests for information."

The EU should look to their Spanish members and ask them to adopt the methods of the Spanish Inquisition into the EU investigative toolset.

London Clinic probes claim staffer tried to peek at Princess Kate's records

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Re: Hard to fight the feeling that had this been a regular person

We took our duty to protect patient data seriously.

Unlike the politicians in charge who are only too keen to serve it up on a platter with a cherry on top to Mega Corp

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Re: Hard to fight the feeling that had this been a regular person

some citizens are considering that a modern day monarchy...

I suppose the Kardashians will do

Garlic chicken without garlic? Critics think Amazon recipe book was cooked up by AI

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What strange beauty is this? Microsoft commits to two more non-subscription Office editions

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Re: First hit is always free-ish.

If you are requisitioning it for work, double check the spelling before you fill out any requests, to check that auto-correct hasn't changed it to OnlyFans

Caffeine makes fuel cells more efficient, cuts cost of energy storage

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Re: Curiously

For extra green credits, it should be derived from Duchy Originals single origin Rainforest Alliance Certified Organic Coffee

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Re: Caffeine or no caffeine

Geek's Guide - Inside Electric Mountain: Britain's biggest rechargeable battery

https://www.theregister.com/2016/05/16/geeks_guide_electric_mountain/

Third time is almost the charm for SpaceX's Starship

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Mushroom

Don't get me started on the needless animations and effects on UI, taking cpu cycles.

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Re: Capabilities.

They could have carried a payload...

A Tesla Cyber Truck?

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Re: "...otherwise a success" is the logic equivalent of "kind'a pregnant".

It went up, and it came down. Success!

That reminds me of Brian Hanrahan's famous phrase ''I counted them all out and I counted them all back'' when reporting during the Falklands conflict

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-12039283

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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say PST files are a must not for enterprises

And political classes who don't want to leave evidence behind for regulators, public inquiries etc to find later

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Re: Microsoft

through the front door and extorts money from you

Sorta like the Mafia, Triads, [insert local protection racket]

How to Netflix Oracle’s blockbuster audit model

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Post Office

If/when they clear out some of the people in the Post Office who wrongly litigated the sub-postmasters, may be they could apply for employment with Oracle Audit

Grab a helmet because retired ISS batteries are hurtling back to Earth

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Re: The Master of understatement

I'm sure they are not as zealous when it comes to spotting and repairing potholes

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An engine that can conjure thrust from thin air? We speak to the designer

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Re: Sorry to pour cold water on a plasma jet

Sounds like A.T. would be better off asking you to be his PhD advisor!

Palantir wins US Army contract for battlefield AI

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Re: "battlefield AI"

In the case of Mustard Gas, there is a theraputic use and a battlefield use. The theraputic case being the cytotoxicity which is useful as a cancer treatment

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War Crimes

One hopes the battlefield AI training dataset will undergo appropriate filtering/vetting - lest it acts with impunity - one consolation is if the company then gets hauled at the ICJ for comitting war crimes via their software

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Data

One dataset is concerned with saving lives, the other dataset is concerned with taking out lives. I guess the net effect will be neutral

Microsoft confirms Russian spies stole source code, accessed internal systems

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Windows 7/10

They were probably after the source code for Windows 7 and Windows 10. And it they did come across Windows 11, they'd probably wouldn't have bothered to lift that

UK finance minister promises NHS £3.4B IT investment to unlock £35B savings

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Re: Cynical? Me?

Yes, they seem to have a soft spot for the numbers 3 and 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkUWDvRS9gM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ghyg8ZOyM

Want to be a NASA astronaut? Applications are open

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