I dialled 999 with my nose
both my hands fell off after a huge moebuntu session and both my hands fell off so I dialled 999 with my nose and got a webcam appointment so now I have to undo the thumbscrews with my teeth and tip and hit the pc to get the side off so I can use my mouth to hold a screwdriver to jumper the pc to start because the start button broke because I tried to use my toe to press it.
the moral of the story? disinfect your screwdriver you dirty basement dweller